379. Ababa Ababa

Perhaps not expecting that Chen Yuze's tea would have such an extraordinary effect as to help people attain enlightenment, the four patriarchs, Mei, Lan, Zhu, and Ju, hurriedly took their leave after drinking the tea and returned to the back mountain of the Qionghua Immortal Sect.

Chen Yuze wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he felt that the anxious expressions on the faces of the four patriarchs when they left were just like his own when he was in a hurry to go to the toilet.

If he could cover his buttocks with both hands when he left, it would be even more convincing.

"Tsk tsk, it's been a long time since I've seen such a panicked look on the faces of these elders."

After the four patriarchs had all left, Lu Haoran clutched his stomach and burst into laughter.

After all, ever since Lu Haoran could remember, those four ancestors had always been as calm and composed as still water.

Even after learning about what Tianji Tower had done, their expressions didn't change much.

It was as if nothing in the world could stir their emotions anymore.

Unexpectedly, these men were defeated by their own son-in-law today, which is truly amusing.

"Son-in-law, I imagine these elders must have a very deep impression of you."

"Father, please stop making fun of me."

He shook his head with a wry smile. Just thinking about what he had said when he left the house made Chen Yuze's toes dig out a three-bedroom apartment.

To change the subject, Chen Yuze simply shifted all the blame to his father-in-law, Lu Haoran.

After he came to Zhou Zhixuan's side, he lowered his voice and asked mysteriously, "Mother, I wonder if Father has made any progress lately?"

Yes, there are plenty!

Zhou Zhixuan was getting sleepy listening to the four elders and Chen Yuze discussing how to deal with the Heavenly Mystery Tower.

As a result of Chen Yuze's question, the mother-in-law immediately perked up.

"Thanks to you, Yuze, your good son, your father is finally starting to look like he was in his youth!" Patting Chen Yuze on the shoulder, Zhou Zhixuan ignored Lu Hao beside her and nodded with great satisfaction: "You know, it's only been a month."

"Hehe, I've done the math, and the medicine I prescribed for Dad is almost finished. Next, Mom, please don't forget to get the medicine according to the prescription I gave you. If he takes it for another two months, I guarantee Dad will become an unparalleled warrior!"

"Very good!" Zhou Zhixuan nodded with a radiant smile, and couldn't help but let out a sweet laugh.

It has to be said that women really need to be pampered.

Sure enough, Zhou Zhixuan's complexion has improved significantly compared to a month ago, and she has even lost her temper less.

"Hey, is this the place to talk about these things?!"

After looking around the yard and confirming that Chen Yuze's wives were still asleep, Lu Haoran breathed a sigh of relief and immediately stepped between his wife and son-in-law:

"You lot! What if the children hear these lewd words?"

"Give me a break, you're still calling them 'kids'." Zhou Zhixuan rolled her eyes and straightened Lu Haoran's collar as she said sarcastically, "Those girls in your son-in-law's family are old enough to be your mothers, and you still have the nerve to call them 'kids' here?"

"I……"

Lu Haoran opened his mouth, but found that he had no words to refute it.

Left with no other choice, he grabbed Zhou Zhixuan's arm and quickly fled Baifang Peak.

However, no one noticed that at that moment, Lu Xiaofeng was hiding in the shadows, her face ashen, poking her fingers.

"Why, why, why?"

"I'm clearly the aunt! I'm clearly much older than her!"

"But why?"

My niece has already married her husband, but I can't even find a companion?

"I'm talking to you, Auntie..."

Following the deep resentment in her muttered words, Chen Yuze found Lu Xiaofeng and couldn't help but comfort her, "Didn't you think Yuanbao's two older brothers were pretty good?"

"what!?"

The resentment in her eyes instantly turned into anger, and Lu Xiaofeng questioned irritably, "Those are clearly two lions and elephants with human bodies! How am I supposed to date them?"

"Isn't this just the custom of Lion Camel Ridge? Besides, the little demons on the mountain are all human-bodied demons too." Recalling his time at Lion Camel Ridge, Chen Yuze felt it was his duty to defend his friends there:

"On Lion Camel Ridge, you can not only find lions and elephants with human bodies, but you can even see mushrooms and garlic with legs spread out! There are even pumpkin heads covered in black armor. If you light a lamp inside a pumpkin head at night, wouldn't that be incredibly cool?"

"Then why don't you find a wife like that?"

"..."

As it turns out, Chen Yuze really couldn't win an argument with Lu Xiaofeng.

However, Chen Yuze still planned to make one last attempt to help his two older brothers on Lion Camel Ridge:

“Aunt, everyone loves beauty, and I understand your feelings. However, appearing in this half-human, half-demon form is just a tradition of Lion Camel Ridge. Just because Yuanbao’s two elder brothers don’t transform into human form doesn’t mean they can’t, right?”

As they talked, Chen Yuze pulled up a stool for himself and Lu Xiaofeng respectively: "Do you think it's possible that they would actually be quite good-looking in human form?"

"You've seen it?" Sitting on the bench, Lu Xiaofeng raised her eyebrows and asked in return.

No, not at all.

"Then say you're talking nonsense!"

"But people always need to have some hope for the future, right?"

Chen Yuze still hadn't given up on defending Wang Fugui and Luo Baiwan: "Look at Yuanbao, she's not bad-looking, is she? Since Yuanbao and her brother are born of the same mother, her two brothers must be just as good-looking, right? Besides, didn't you already discuss their other good qualities last time? And since you're coming back to Changqing Mountain with us anyway, why don't you take this opportunity to meet Yuanbao's two brothers first? Even if you don't like them, you can still be friends. After all, strictly speaking, we're all family."

"It's a real shame that you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, aren't a matchmaker."

Looking at Chen Yuze, Lu Xiaofeng's resentment had noticeably lessened compared to before: "To be honest, I'm actually a little tempted by what you said. But have you considered what if Yuanbao's two older brothers don't like me?"

"Hey, Auntie, don't worry about this."

Waving his hand, Chen Yuze couldn't help but laugh, "With your charm, Auntie, which man wouldn't be stunned?"

"Then why didn't you stare blankly?"

Chen Yuze: "Aba aba?"

380. Time to go home~

山中不知岁月,距离陈雨泽与陆芊雅完婚,已经过去了半月之久。欢;:迎"进_"!入【,!夜;袭";的"-:月:费.'群;:】:.6;9.4:9.,#3:""6!,1:3";5."

After finishing all the trivial matters at Qionghua Immortal Sect, Chen Yuze and his family naturally set off to return to Changqing Mountain.

In fact, Lu Haoran and Zhou Zhixuan had tried to persuade Chen Yuze to stay on more than one occasion.

It wasn't that they wanted Chen Yuze's family to stay at Qionghua Immortal Sect permanently; it was just that they couldn't bear to part with their beloved daughter.

However, as long as the Heavenly Mystery Tower remains, Chen Yuze's family will always feel somewhat uneasy.

To give an analogy, it's like knowing that the C101 doujinshi are already available, but you just can't find a suitable time to sneak into the bathroom and quietly enjoy them.

Therefore, after careful consideration and discussion with the girls, Chen Yuze ultimately declined his father-in-law and mother-in-law's offer.

After all, the most urgent task right now is to help the girls improve their cultivation levels as quickly as possible.

The spiritually rich Changqing Mountain is clearly more suitable than any other place for girls to cultivate in seclusion.

Incidentally, besides bringing Quefeng along, Lu Xiaofeng is also one of the people accompanying us on this trip back.

要知道,她对陈家小院的温泉,可是已经觊觎了许久。欢;:迎"进_"!入【,!夜;袭";的"-:月:费.'群;:】:.6;9.4:9.,#3:""6!,1:3";5."

Moreover, under Chen Yuze's influence, Lu Xiaofeng even developed fantasies about Yuanbao's two older brothers.

Now, she even wishes she could sprout wings and fly all the way to Lion Camel Ridge.

Besides Quefeng and Lu Xiaofeng, Chen Haohao also successfully persuaded Lu Haoran and Zhou Zhixuan to go to Changqing Mountain for cultivation.

Although this girl won the sect competition and was selected as a candidate for sect leader, Lu Haoran is still in his prime. It will be at least two or three hundred years before he retires.

Therefore, letting this girl take advantage of this time to train properly with Chen Yuze is not a bad choice.

As for Chen Hao

The original Master Lu Ren...

Hilarious! Does anyone really think that after Chen Haohao found these incredible female masters and Chen Yuze as her godfather, the master still has no right to speak?

"Then we'll take our leave now."

At the summit of Baifang Peak, Chen Yuze had already summoned his peach wood flying sword and was saying his final farewell to Lu Haoran, Zhou Zhixuan, and the others.

"I won't say anything more. After all, there's still the Heavenly Mystery Pavilion, whose purpose is unknown, eyeing the entire cultivation world covetously. When you go back, you must remember to cultivate diligently and not slack off all day like you did at Hundred Fragrance Peak."

Even though he was still reluctant to part with her, Lu Haoran ultimately didn't say anything more for the sake of the greater good of the world.

This is often how fatherly love is.

Although they didn't express anything openly, which of these fathers could truly be at ease with their children?

Compared to Lu Haoran, Zhou Zhixuan's maternal love is expressed much more clearly.

"Remember to cover yourself well when you sleep, don't eat cold food when you have your period, and don't use contraception anymore, so that your mother can hold her big, fat grandson as soon as possible."

After chatting with Lu Qianya for almost half an incense stick's time, Zhou Zhixuan, not knowing what else to say, finally let go of her hand.

Of course, Lu Qianya did not find her mother's care annoying.

Rather, she even wanted to hear her mother nag a little longer.

"I understand, Mother."

Looking at her reluctant mother and her seemingly deep-seated father, Lu Qianya gave them one last hug:

"Father, Mother, once the Qionghua Immortal Sect has settled down, remember to come visit us at Changqing Mountain! You can also contact me during your free time using the communication array Brother Yuze left you! Although it might consume a tiny bit of spiritual energy due to the distance, it shouldn't be too difficult for you~"

"You brat, now you know how to tease your parents, huh?"

With an annoyed expression, Lu Haoran crossed his arms and confidently took out the array plate left by Chen Yuze: "It's just a communication array plate, right? Your dad can handle it with ease!"

"Yes, yes, yes, you're the most amazing person in the whole world, Daddy!"

She tiptoed and kissed her father on the cheek. Then she gave her mother a quick kiss on the cheek as well.

After doing all this, Lu Qianya grabbed Chen Yuze's outstretched hand and boarded the peach wood flying sword that was already poised to launch.

"Father, Mother, we're leaving now. Senior Brother Yuze treats me very well, and my sisters take good care of me too, so don't worry!"

"Go ahead, go ahead." With a wave of his hand, Lu Haoran turned around.

He probably didn't want anyone to see his expression right now.

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