With her always wearing pigtails and calling Chen Yuze "Brother Yuze" from behind, it's really hard to imagine that she's a woman who's several hundred years old.
"Yuanbao, you seem to be taking good care of yourself?"
"It's because you've taken such bad care of yourself!"
Covering her forehead, Yuanbao pointed to the other sisters in the courtyard and sighed, "Do you know how old they are?"
"Wait, you're not all older than me, are you?" With a frown, Lu Xiaofeng suddenly realized something terrifying.
If Qianya and her sisters were all older than her, their aunt, they would all be much older.
Doesn't that confirm that she's a lazy woman who doesn't know how to take care of herself?
"No, not at all." Yuanbao shook his head.
Upon hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief: "Then tell me, who is younger than me?"
"It seems that only Rong and Zhen Mi are a bit younger than you, right? Daji and Bao Si are about the same age as you."
"No, how come you all look so old, yet you still look no different from girls in their early twenties?"
Looking incredulously at the girls in the courtyard, Lu Xiaofeng immediately cupped Yuanbao's head in her hands and examined him from head to toe. Judging from her posture, she clearly wanted to search Yuanbao for any traces of illusion magic cast on his face.
"That's why I said from the beginning, it's because you, Auntie, have such poor skincare!"
After finally managing to pry Lu Xiaofeng's hands off his face, Yuanbao quickly distanced himself from the dangerous woman.
Of course, Lu Xiaofeng would never admit to Yuanbao's claim.
"Bullshit! You guys only look so young because you soak in my niece's husband's hot spring every day, which is said to keep you young forever and revitalize your skin."
"But we were already pretty much like this before we met Brother Yuze."
Touching her face, Yuanbao couldn't help but laugh, "My skin has definitely become smoother since I started living at Brother Yuze's house. Look, now if I poke it with my finger, my skin will bounce back. And Brother Yuze seems to really enjoy watching our thighs jiggle slightly when we walk."
"No, what Chen Yuze likes to watch is none of my business! You're not expecting me, his aunt, to show my nephew-in-law some leg-shaking 'fan service,' are you?"
"Then you have to be able to shake it first!"
"No, do you really think I'm some old woman with all that soft flesh and sagging skin?"
"Auntie, will you experience aftershocks?"
What are aftershocks?
"That's it."
With a chuckle, Yuanbao immediately demonstrated what an aftershock was.
She first sat on the chair and opened her legs, then snapped them together with a 'snap'.
Just as the legs collided, the soft flesh of the thighs produced a rapid yet eye-catching tremor.
This is what Yuanbao meant by the aftershocks!
A skinny girl with no flesh on her legs couldn't do this!
Fortunately, Lu Xiaofeng has indeed gained some weight since staying at Chen Yuze's house these past few days.
Sure enough, after she imitated Yuanbao's movements once, she actually used this aftershock technique that men love to watch.
"See that, Yuanbao! A mere aftershock, what's so difficult about that?"
"So, Auntie, you just look a little older in the face, but your body is actually quite young?"
"Hey!"
"Ahem, just kidding, just kidding." Seeing that Lu Xiaofeng looked like she was about to get angry with him at any moment, Yuanbao quickly changed the subject:
“Aunt, I think it’s time for you to find a Daoist partner to keep you company. Actually, I have two older brothers at home. If you don’t mind, how about I introduce them to you?”
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“Yuanbao, I never imagined that you had two older brothers in your family.”
As if she had found some incredible treasure, Lu Xiaofeng was staring at Yuanbao with shining eyes.
After all, Yuanbao is quite handsome.
Thinking about it this way, her two older brothers must also be very good-looking.
Lu Xiaofeng didn't expect her Daoist partner to have a god-like appearance like Chen Yuze, but he at least had to be a handsome man, right?
"Yuanbao, how are your two older brothers' cultivation levels?" Holding Yuanbao's hand, Lu Xiaofeng already regarded her as her sister-in-law.
"As for cultivation level, it's definitely a bit lower than mine." Yuanbao turned to look at Chen Yuze and smiled.
"Aunt, as you know, I live with Brother Yuze. So I definitely have more opportunities than my two older brothers. But looking at the entire Ten Thousand Mountains, their cultivation at the Integration stage isn't actually that weak."
"The Fusion Stage, isn't that similar to my older brother's stage?"
Nodding her chin, Lu Xiaofeng was clearly very satisfied with the cultivation levels of Yuanbao's two elder brothers.
"Yuanbao, what do your two older brothers do for a living?"
"Making a living?" Yuanbao thought for a moment and then asked uncertainly, "Does being a mountain king count? My eldest brother is the chief of Lion Camel Ridge, and my second brother is the second chief."
"Uh... why does he sound like a bandit who rules the mountains?"
"Isn't that how it is in our Hundred Thousand Mountains region? Those who are capable occupy their own mountain and become kings. Isn't that much more enjoyable than working under someone else?"
"Oh, I see! Although the methods and titles are slightly different, your eldest brother and second brother can be considered to have established their own sect in the Ten Thousand Mountains, right?"
"That interpretation doesn't seem to make any problem, after all, on Lion Camel Ridge, my eldest and second eldest brothers have the final say in everything."
"Your eldest and second eldest brothers are quite capable, aren't they!" Lu Xiaofeng slapped Yuanbao on the back, her smile widening. "These days, there are fewer and fewer young people who can start their own sects."
"Well, my eldest and second eldest brothers are actually five or six hundred years old, so they're not exactly young anymore, are they?"
"Yuanbao, how does your Lion Camel Ridge compare to the Qionghua Immortal Sect?" Completely ignoring the age of Yuanbao's two older brothers, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't wait to ask the next question after pouring Yuanbao another cup of tea.
“Aunt, you’re giving Lion Camel Ridge too much credit. After all, Qionghua Immortal Sect is a top-tier sect in the Central Plains. Compared to it, Lion Camel Ridge is definitely not as prosperous. It’s just that the mountain is about twice the size of the one at Qionghua Immortal Sect, right?” Yuanbao was telling the truth.
The peaks of the Ten Thousand Mountains are no joke. They are indeed much larger than the mountains and rivers of the Central Plains.
Places like Tushan and Qingqiu are more like small countries than sects.
"Is the land really that big?" Lu Xiaofeng swallowed hard when she thought about how expensive land was in the Central Plains.
Good heavens, how much is the Qionghua Immortal Sect worth if it's twice the size?
Of course, as the younger sister of the dignified Qionghua Immortal Sect's leader, Lu Xiaofeng still had to maintain a certain level of reserve.
So, after taking a deep breath, she forced herself to calm down.
"Yuanbao, don't think I'm being long-winded. I just want to know about your family background, that's all."
Yuanbao didn't think too much about it.
"Okay, if you have any other questions, please feel free to ask, Auntie."
"So, since your two elder brothers are the leaders of a sect, how many disciples does your Lion Camel Ridge have? As far as I know, excluding elders and above, the inner disciples of the Qionghua Immortal Sect are about five hundred, and if you include the outer disciples, the total number should be around three thousand. I wonder if Lion Camel Ridge has more or fewer disciples than the Qionghua Immortal Sect?"
"We don't have any disciples there, just a bunch of little demons who are at the beck and call of my eldest and second eldest brothers."
After thinking for a moment, Yuanbao quickly held up three fingers.
"hiss--"
Quickly pressing Yuanbao's finger back down, Lu Xiaofeng asked with shining eyes, "Does your Lion Camel Ridge also have three thousand disciples?"
"Uh, Auntie, you may not be very familiar with the concept of our Ten Thousand Mountains."
Yuanbao shook his head, then held up three fingers again: "In our Lion Camel Ridge, we don't distinguish between outer and inner sects. But excluding some old and young demon beasts, there are probably around 30,000 who can fight."
"Thirty thousand... thirty thousand???"
She opened her mouth, but for a moment, Lu Xiaofeng didn't know what to say.
Keep in mind, that's 30,000 people!
Moreover, Lion Camel Ridge is not the top power in the Ten Thousand Mountains.
At this moment, Lu Xiaofeng finally understood why the Beast Taming Sect of Southern Xinjiang was so thoroughly defeated by the allied forces of the Ten Thousand Mountains.
Given this number, plus the fact that demonic beasts have the advantage of innate talents compared to human cultivators.
It would be difficult for the small Beast Taming Sect in the Southern Frontier not to be thoroughly humiliated.
"Yuanbao, your two older brothers should both be unmarried, right?"
"Isn't that obvious?" Yuanbao
She said with a laugh, "If they were already married, would I introduce them to you, Auntie?"
"Yuanbao, do you still have portraits of your two elder brothers?" Perhaps because she had spent a lot of time with Chen Yuze, Lu Xiaofeng was incredibly adept at rubbing her hands together like a fly.
The smoothness is at least 300 frames per second.
"Uh, there isn't a portrait."
Yuanbao scratched the back of his head, then suddenly clapped his hands as if he had remembered something: "I remember now, when Brother Yuze went to Lion Camel Ridge to propose marriage, he got along quite well with my eldest and second brothers. How about we ask Brother Yuze to draw a portrait of our eldest and second brothers?"
"it is good!"
……
After the time it takes to drink a cup of tea.
"So, you're planning to introduce your eldest and second eldest brothers to your aunt?"
Looking at Yuanbao and Lu Xiaofeng in front of him, Chen Yuze didn't hesitate. After understanding their intentions, he immediately took out paper and pen.
It must be said that Chen Yuze's painting skills are truly remarkable.
With a few strokes of the brush, two imposing figures appeared almost instantly on the paper.
It only took about half an incense stick's time for Chen Yuze to finish drawing portraits of Yuanbao's two elder brothers.
However, perhaps because this time he painted a portrait, Chen Yuze's painting did not attract any unusual celestial phenomena.
Even so, it is still very lifelike.
"Look, Auntie, these are Yuanbao's two older brothers."
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