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"That's it, that's the problem!"

He poured himself a cup of tea, and after drinking it down in one gulp, Lu Haoran said with a bitter expression, "It's all because your mother was in such high spirits!"

"Doesn't that mean you have a problem with your kidneys?"

"No, you can't understand human language, can you?"

Seeing Chen Yuze bring the issue back to square one, Lu Haoran was so angry he was practically fuming: "I said, my kidneys are fine!! Fine!! Fine!! Because this is important, I'm saying it three times! You better remember this!"

"Okay, okay, then we'll assume your kidneys are fine..."

"What do you mean, 'as if my kidneys are fine'?" Lu Haoran suddenly brought his face less than a foot away from Chen Yuze, even adopting the tone of an elder lecturing a younger person.

"Son-in-law, you can't make things up here! The most important thing in practicing medicine is to be truthful! Like me, I clearly didn't..."

"You can't just lie through your teeth and insist that I'm sick, can you?"

"Okay, okay, you're not sick."

Seeing that Lu Haoran was almost getting angry, Chen Yuze had no choice but to go along with him and continue the conversation.

"So, shall I take your pulse first?"

"You still don't believe me!!!"

Pointing to his still energetic old face, Lu Haoran couldn't help but question, "Do I really look like a man with kidney deficiency?"

"Not like."

Chen Yuze wasn't just making things up to comfort his father-in-law.

After all, the father-in-law is actually quite well-maintained. If he were willing to shave his beard, he would probably look to be in his early thirties.

Moreover, his pupils were very bright, and his physique was strong enough, so he certainly didn't look like someone with kidney deficiency.

Of course, Chen Yuze had no idea whether his father-in-law was all show and no substance.

Many illnesses cannot be detected by sight alone.

"However, let's take his pulse first."

"..."

Lu Haoran took a deep breath at that moment.

However, considering that Chen Yuze was his son-in-law after all, Lu Haoran finally compromised and extended his hand.

Chen Yuze didn't mince words. After getting on his father-in-law's good side, he immediately began to take his pulse.

"what?"

A moment later, Chen Yuze's face showed an extremely surprised expression:

"So your kidneys are actually fine?"

"I already said, the problem lies with Ya'er's mother!"

With a sigh, Lu Haoran immediately found two empty cups and pointed to them, saying:

"Let me explain the reasons behind all of this in detail."

"Okay, go ahead."

"Son-in-law, look, these two cups are empty now, aren't they?"

"correct."

"Then let's treat these two cups as representing the state when Qianya's mother and I first fell in love."

"It's not a big problem."

Seeing that Chen Yuze didn't have any difficulty understanding, Lu Haoran nodded, then took the teapot and filled one of the cups with water.

"Son-in-law, do you understand what I mean?"

"Tell me about it! Didn't we agree to explain it in detail?!"

Chen Yuze suddenly realized that it wasn't just women's minds that were hard to fathom. Men's minds also underwent a strange change after marriage and reaching middle age.

For example, suddenly falling in love with fishing one day, or developing an extremely strong interest in chess.

Of course, my father-in-law obviously doesn't belong to this category.

Judging from his actions just now, it seems that he has simply experienced a decline in brain function and intelligence.

"Alright, then I'll explain it to you again."

Seeing that Chen Yuze still didn't understand, Lu Haoran put down the teapot and began to explain slowly:

"Look, this cup over here is still empty, right?"

"Correct."

"This cup over here is already full of water, right?"

"If you keep padding the word count like this, the readers won't be happy."

"Cough cough..."

After an awkward cough, Lu Haoran continued, "This empty cup represents me, my current state, which hasn't changed over the years. The other cup represents Ya'er's mother; the water in it represents her interest in that kind of thing over the past few decades. Do you understand now?"

"Why don't you just say that Mother is sexually frustrated?"

"That's not what I said, it's what you said, you little brat!"

Even though Zhou Zhixuan wasn't in the room at the moment, Lu Haoran still immediately showed a strong will to survive.

It seems that the mother-in-law's "training" of her father-in-law was quite successful.

"In short, matters between husband and wife are like two armies facing off. Over the years, my forces haven't been reduced, but they haven't increased either. But your mother is different. With her ability to conjure soldiers from beans, how can I possibly fight her!"

"So, this isn't actually your problem, Father."

“That’s right.” Lu Haoran nodded in satisfaction.

"But from a doctor's perspective, it's not the mother's fault."

"Oh huh?"

"Please stop flattering me, we're not doing a comedy routine."

"Oh."

"In conclusion, based on my analysis, the problem actually lies with you."

"I already told you my kidneys are fine!!!"

Lu Haoran almost couldn't resist picking up the teapot and smashing it over Chen Yuze's head.

"Dad, please don't get agitated. I didn't mean you have a problem with your kidneys."

Seeing that his father-in-law was about to get angry again, Chen Yuze quickly threw out his conclusion:

"You just have some hardware limitations."

"What kind of sword is this?" Upon hearing this unfamiliar term, Lu Haoran's face initially showed a confused expression, but after realizing what was happening, his old face immediately turned red, and he began to defend himself, word by word:

"I'm tough! I'm not only the toughest man in the Qionghua Immortal Sect, but I'm also skilled with a hard sword! I can get tough anytime... I can be tough!"

"..."

He reached out and covered his big

With only half his face visible, Chen Yuze was already starting to regret having to treat his father-in-law.

What I'm saying is, Father, as the head of a sect, can you please stop saying such improper things?

“Father, the hardware I’m talking about isn’t the same as the hard sword you’re imagining. I’m not saying you can’t get it up… can’t be hard. From beginning to end, your hardness… I mean your physical functions are fine. It’s just that as Mother’s needs have increased, your physical functions have become unable to meet her demands.”

"Yes, yes, that's exactly what I mean!" Lu Haoran nodded: "It's that I often feel powerless and unable to cope with your mother's torrential... wait, why does this symptom feel like there's something wrong with me?"

"stop!"

Seeing that his father-in-law was about to get himself into trouble again, Chen Yuze stopped wasting words and directly took out a large handful of herbs from his storage ring, dividing them into several portions. Then, he took out paper and pen and wrote a prescription for Lu Haoran:

"Father, these are the herbs I've prepared for you based on your symptoms. You need to drink these herbs three times a day. These herbs are all for strengthening your body and replenishing your vital energy. After you've drunk them for a month, go get a few more doses of the medicine according to my prescription. After about three more months of drinking them, you'll be even tougher than a tough guy!"

"So simple?" Looking at the herbs and prescriptions on the coffee table, Lu Haoran couldn't help but scrutinize Chen Yuze with suspicion.

"Son-in-law, we're all family now, you wouldn't lie to your father, would you?"

"Don't worry, Dad." With his arm around Lu Haoran's shoulder, Chen Yuze patted his chest confidently and said, "As long as you do as I say, I guarantee that in four months, Mom will be completely tamed by you."

"it is good!"

Carefully putting away the herbs and prescriptions, Lu Haoran couldn't help but smile, and a hint of appreciation appeared in his eyes: "My Ya'er, she really has an eye for people."

"Father, you flatter me."

"Then, son-in-law, have you taken the medicine you prescribed for me?"

"???"

"Well, it's not that Dad doesn't trust you." After opening the window and peeking outside, Lu Haoran immediately shrank back inside.

"However, all your concubines are as beautiful as angels, and they must work very hard every day. So I was wondering, son-in-law, have you also relied on these magical herbs to get to where you are today?"

"Father, I am a pure Yang body."

"..."

She pursed her lips and looked around again.

Lu Haoran suddenly spoke with a strong voice, "Son-in-law, your house is decorated so uniquely!"

Dad, what I'm saying is, wasn't the topic shift a bit too abrupt?

Moreover, this is my aunt's house!

"Father, come here."

Looking at the adorable old man, Chen Yuze thought for a moment and decided to give him another gift.

"What are your instructions, son-in-law?"

"How could I dare to order you around?" Chen Yuze immediately showed a look of being both amused and exasperated.

Fortunately, he was the only one who had ever seen his father-in-law in this state.