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"that is!!!"

"The chosen one!!!"

"Son!!!"

Upon seeing the final UR item, Chen Yuze didn't even have time to read the item's name before he sprang up from the rocking chair and began dancing wildly in the backyard with a bizarre gait remarkably similar to atavism.

The bizarre dance steps, coupled with the strange cries that sounded like the howls of monkeys, terrified two maids who were passing by, causing them to huddle together in fear.

After quite some time, Chen Yuze finally calmed down a bit and returned to the rocking chair, opening the item's description panel.

The superior spirit-gathering array and meditation cushion need no introduction, and the newly acquired body-refining dumbbells are actually quite similar in function. The only difference is that these body-refining dumbbells are designed to improve physical constitution and strengthen the body.

Another point worth mentioning is that while these items would be extremely rare treasures outside, they were essentially dispensable to Chen Yuze.

Therefore, after thinking it over, Chen Yuze simply took out all the superior spirit-gathering array, meditation cushion, and body-refining dumbbells he had just drawn from his storage space, and gave them to Yan Yun when she returned.

After thinking for a moment, Chen Yu also placed the two century-old demon cores on the stone table in the backyard.

Each century-old demon core can increase the cultivator's cultivation by a century. Although a century of cultivation seems like a lot, in Chen Yuze's family, it's really just enough for a summer of eating, drinking, and having fun. Rather than taking it away, it's better to leave it here and let Yan Yun, the new empress, strengthen herself a bit more.

This empress is the face of the entire Tushan, so naturally the higher her cultivation level, the better.

As for the Yangyuan Tree Sapling and the Devouring Yuan Cat Teasing Stick, these are props that Chen Yuze cannot use for the time being.

The description of the Yangyuan Tree sapling in the system interface is quite lengthy, but simply put, it's a plant with very strong Yang energy. If it were given to the Golden Crow clan of Evergreen Mountain, it should completely replace the previous tree sap, perfectly solving the problem that the Golden Crows couldn't produce offspring of their own kind.

According to the system's description, the Fel-Devouring Cat Trick is a divine artifact coated in catnip that has tamed countless Fel-Devouring Beasts across the multiverse. Because it still retains the genes of various different Fel-Devouring Beasts, its effect on cat demons would be terrifying.

Unfortunately, none of the girls in Chen Yuze's family have anything to do with felines.

So much so that when Chen Yuze saw the Devouring Essence Cat Teasing Wand, the first person he thought of was Lao Bai.

"Speaking of which, I remember Zhen Mi was also a cat demon."

After casually saying that, Chen Yuze put the two props back into his storage space and focused his attention on the main event of the day.

[The Pure Yang Kidney—a supreme treasure resembling a kidney, imbued with the power of the Pure Yang Dao! Want to turn your kidney into a perpetual motion machine? Want to regain your virility before your Daoist partner? Don't hesitate, refine it! With it, your kidney will never know what fatigue is! And simply basking in the sun daily will replenish its Pure Yang Dao power! Such an environmentally friendly and green kidney, what reason do you have to refuse it?]

"grass!"

Upon reading the introduction to the Pure Yang Kidney, Chen Yuze was so moved that he burst into tears.

It has to be said, this UR item is truly UR; not only does it have a name that's more elaborate than regular items.

The effect of that symbol is incredibly powerful.

Not only can it enable people to master the power of the Pure Yang Dao, but most importantly, it can turn your kidneys into a perpetual motion machine that never tires!

You should know that Chen Yuze was just bullied badly by Moxi a few days ago!

However, once he refines this pure yang kidney, he will no longer be a fish on someone else's chopping board!

There are only oxen that die from exhaustion, not fields that are ruined by plowing?

Today, I, Chen Yuze, will show you that I, Chen Yuze, can not only till the fields, but I can also till them all the way to the earth's core!

As long as you can feel my presence, Chen Yuze, you'll be so happy that you'll even descend to the earth's core to cater to me!

She's just a mere girl named Meixi, yet she dares to dream of winning over me, Old Chen?

Don't even mention your sister, Moxi. Even if you bring Bai Hua, Daji, and Bao Si along, I, Old Chen, can knock you all down one by one with a stick!

"System, I want to refine the Pure Yang Kidney!"

[Ding! Host's instructions received. Autonomous refining of the module has begun! Refining has started, progress at 1% for the year. Estimated remaining time: eight hours!]

"good very good!"

"From this day forward, I, Chen Yuze, am the ultimate pile driver with limitless power!"

"Hmph hmph hmph hehehe haha ​​...

"Mo Xi, is that it? You're the only one who likes to bully people, aren't you?"

"Just you wait!!! Once I've refined this pure yang kidney, I'll make you beg for mercy while calling me 'Daddy'!"

318. Unblocking, clearing

Later that day.

Having just returned from a stroll through the commercial street of the royal city, the girls spotted Chen Yuze sitting alone in a rocking chair in the center of the backyard, meditating peacefully.

To be honest, the girls weren't surprised to see Chen Yuze on the rocking chair. After all, at home, his butt was already practically glued to the rocking chair.

What puzzled them was that Chen Yuze, who usually slumped in a rocking chair, was sitting cross-legged for the first time today.

You should know that meditation is not a comfortable thing.

In the girls' eyes, Chen Yuze's initiative to meditate was as rare as Chi Lian's ability to refrain from swearing one day.

"Oh no! Has our benefactor suddenly seen through the illusions of the world and is preparing to become a monk?!"

With a slight tremor in her heart, Daji hurriedly rushed towards Chen Yuze after stuffing the candied hawthorn into Bao Si's hand.

"My benefactor, you mustn't do something rash! Daji hasn't even given you a little fox yet, how can you suddenly become a monk without my permission!"

"Who said I was going to become a monk?" After opening his eyes, Chen Yuze looked at Daji, who had already snuggled into his arms, with a mixture of amusement and exasperation.

"Not a monk?" Daji rubbed her already teary eyes and tilted her head. "If you're not a monk, why aren't you lying in the rocking chair, my benefactor? Why are you meditating in the rocking chair?"

"Oh, that's because I was practicing... I mean, I was practicing just now!"

Chen Yuze forcibly swallowed back what he was about to say, clearly not wanting to reveal the existence of his 'Pure Yang Kidney' too early.

This is something that girls really need to experience firsthand in real-world situations.

"Cultivation?"

Meiting wrinkled her small yet high nose with suspicion: "To be honest, I would believe anyone who said they were cultivating. But Mr. Chen, no matter how I look at you, you don't seem to be cultivating at all."

"What, can't I suddenly have the urge to cultivate?" Chen Yuze responded to Meiting's question with a slightly assertive attitude.

However, at this very moment, Ruyi suddenly discovered a huge blind spot.

"Chen Yuze, I remember you weren't able to cultivate, were you?"

As one of the earliest girls to follow Chen Yuze besides Daji, Ruyi naturally knew all about his background.

Back then, in order for Chen Yuze to be able to cultivate normally, Ruyi and Daji taught him many cultivation methods.

Unfortunately, this guy is terribly dull-witted.

It's no exaggeration to say that even if the teddy bear next door were to develop spiritual powers, Chen Yuze might not be able to achieve anything significant in his cultivation.

Fortunately, Chen Yuze was quick-witted enough to find a suitable reason to continue Ruyi's sentence:

"It's precisely because I can't cultivate that I'm planning to give it a try and see if I can find any opportunity."

"What?"

Upon hearing this, Yan Yun, who was standing nearby, immediately opened her mouth in utter astonishment.

"Sister Moxi!" Yan Yun tugged at Moxi's sleeve and asked in as low a voice as possible, "Is our brother-in-law really unable to cultivate?"

"It seems there really was such a thing."

"Then how did my brother-in-law acquire his Nascent Soul stage cultivation?" Yan Yun's questions deepened as she watched Chen Yuze explaining something to Ruyi and the others.

“That’s easy, just eat, drink, and have fun!” Patting Yan Yun on the shoulder, Mei Xi couldn’t help but laugh: “Didn’t I tell you long ago that cultivation level can be increased as long as you eat and drink normally? Look at Young Master Chen, even though he doesn’t know how to cultivate, he still has the cultivation level of the early stage of the Integration Realm.”

"???"

It's completely unimaginable what kind of life it would be to increase one's cultivation level simply by eating, drinking, and having fun. But Yan Yun didn't doubt this.

The veracity of these statements.

Otherwise, why do you think Moxi was in such a hurry to abdicate?

With men by her side and the opportunity to improve her cultivation through eating, drinking, and having fun, who the hell would want to be an empress?!

"Never mind, I'll go back to my palace first."

Finally, feeling scalp-tingling from seeing Meixi's blissful retirement life, Yan Yun simply chose to resign.

As the saying goes, out of sight, out of mind. As long as she stays away from these strange people, her mood will no longer be affected!

……

"By the way, did you guys go shopping again?"

Seeing that the girls were no longer dwelling on his meditation, Chen Yuze turned his attention to the large and small bags they had brought back.

To be honest, Chen Yuze still didn't quite understand their behavior.

Even though they have storage rings available, these women always like to carry the cosmetics, jewelry, and clothes they buy in their hands when they go shopping, which is really strange!

"Since we've come all the way to Tushan, we should definitely take a good look around." The speaker was Bao Si. "And because of Sister Yan Yun's ascension to the throne, the market now offers not only Tushan's specialties but also high-quality goods from all over the world. It'll be quite interesting to browse!"

"So, you each bought a skewer of candied hawthorns?" Chen Yuze couldn't help but laugh when he saw the candied hawthorns in the girls' hands.

Bao Si rolled her eyes and looked down at Chen Yuze, saying, "Eating candied hawthorns while shopping is a must. A lazy bum like my brother-in-law who'd rather rot at home wouldn't understand!"

"Yes, yes, I don't understand, I don't understand!"

No longer arguing with Bao Si, Chen Yuze shook his head and then planned to lie down in the rocking chair to continue refining his pure yang kidney.

Anyway, this thing was automatically refined by the system, so it won't cause any trouble. I doubt the girls will even notice.

As for why Chen Yuze used a meditation posture to refine it...

Isn't that how it's always portrayed on TV? He's already transmigrated to this world of cultivation, so isn't it allowed for him to experience the refining process firsthand?

However, just as Chen Yuze was about to lie down, Moxi suddenly called out to him:

"Young Master Chen, may we have a word in private?"

"Row."

Although he didn't know what Moxi wanted to talk to him about in private, Chen Yuze nodded and followed Moxi into a side room.

"Young Master Chen, could you do something to me so that I appear normal on the surface, but people can still detect through subtle clues that I am actually seriously injured?"

"???"

Good grief, you've got nothing better to do than squeeze money out of me. What are you up to with this whole charade?

"Actually, it's like this." Noticing the confusion on Chen Yuze's face, Meixi quickly explained: