"Your brother-in-law treats you like this, why won't you let him touch you?"
"???" Yuanbao was completely baffled by these two older brothers.
I haven't even said anything yet, and you've already started making up all sorts of things!
Besides, how could I not let Brother Yuze touch me?
"Speaking of which, little sister," Wang Fugui said earnestly, stroking his chin, "how about I call over my favorite maids and have them teach you how to please your brother-in-law?"
"Are you two still not done?"
This time, Yuanbao finally couldn't take it anymore.
"If anyone should be taught something like this, it should be Sister Moxi who teaches me. How dare you bunch of wretched maids?"
"..."
Moxi, who was just about to drink, was completely stunned by those words.
You little brat, you really dare to say that!
I haven't even had a bite to eat myself yet, how am I supposed to teach you?
Are you perhaps a spy sent by Bai Hua?
205. Get tons of gold coins!
This trip to Lion Camel Ridge turned out to be much easier and more enjoyable than Chen Yuze had anticipated.
Especially the top two leaders of Lion Camel Ridge, they were incredibly easy to talk to.
Although Yuanbao had already given Chen Yuze a heads-up on the way here, repeatedly emphasizing just how unreliable his two older brothers were.
But no matter what, Wang Fugui and Luo Baiwan are Yuanbao's half-brothers. In Chen Yuze's opinion, even if they are unreliable, they should at least help Yuanbao make some recommendations.
As a result, the two of them didn't really care about the relationship between Chen Yuze and Yuanbao. In fact, as soon as they met, they had already arranged for Chen Yuze to be their 'brother-in-law'.
To be honest, even the elderly mothers at the matchmaking corner in the community park aren't as anxious as these two.
If Chen Yuze hadn't known Yuanbao so well, he probably would have really treated Yuanbao as a worthless, unmarriageable woman.
Thanks to this, all the prepared rhetoric Chen Yuze had prepared beforehand was rendered useless during his sword flight.
"Brother-in-law, this wine of yours is truly a divine brew, unparalleled in the world."
With his arm around Chen Yuze's shoulder and looking at the half-empty jar of osmanthus wine in his hand, the slightly tipsy Wang Fugui chuckled foolishly, "Brother, as I've been drinking, I even feel my cultivation bottleneck loosening quite a bit. It seems like in another two days, I'll be able to break through to the Great Ascension Realm!"
"This wine is indeed potent. As I drank it, even my thoughts became much clearer. I thought my cultivation would be stuck at the mid-stage of the Integration Realm for quite some time, but now it seems that in a while, I will be able to advance to the Great Perfection of the Integration Realm."
Even more audacious than Wang Fugui, who had his arm around Chen Yuze's shoulder, Luo Baiwan simply wrapped his trunk around Chen Yuze's neck.
Sitting on either side of Chen Yuze, they looked more like Chen Yuze's beloved wives than Yuanbao and Meixi.
Finally, Yuanbao, glaring at them, dragged them back to their seats from beside Chen Yuze!
"You two, that's enough!"
Seeing the red mark on Chen Yuze's neck from the elephant trunk's grip, Yuanbao almost knocked the two older brothers unconscious with a wine jar: "Didn't you see how uncomfortable my brother Yuze was made to look like this?"
"Nonsense!" Wang Fugui slammed his fist on the table and shook his lion's head like a rattle drum: "My brother and I are having a good time with my brother-in-law. He must be very happy too. There's nothing uncomfortable about it."
"That's right, that's right!" Luo Baiwan chimed in, echoing Wang Fugui's words.
"If we're talking about who understands men best, it has to be us men! Don't let the fact that we've only known my brother-in-law for half a day fool you, do you know what it means to hit it off immediately? When it comes to understanding my brother-in-law, the brothers definitely know him better than you do!"
"What nonsense are you spouting!" Yuanbao wiped Chen Yuze's neck with her sleeve and retorted with wide eyes, "I've spent so much time with Brother Yuze, not only soaking in hot springs together every day, but also sleeping in the same bed every night! How can you two compare?"
"Then why are you still a virgin?" Perhaps because he was really drunk, Wang Fugui said these words almost without thinking.
But these unintentional words were like a sharp blade falling from the sky, severely breaking through Yuanbao's defenses.
"..."
At that moment, Yuanbao clenched her fist tightly.
Hearing these words, she was so angry that she trembled all over, and her hands and feet seemed to turn extremely cold.
On the other side, feeling the sudden drop in temperature in the room, Wang Fugui and Luo Baiwan also shivered involuntarily.
With cold sweat beading on their foreheads, they both sobered up considerably.
Realizing he had misspoke, Wang Fugui quickly tried to smooth things over, saying, "Little sister, what I meant was, you're really amazing! These days, it's rare to see a girl as good as you who takes such good care of her health."
Luo Baiwan quickly chimed in, "That's right, that's right! Matters of love between men and women should only be done after the formal betrothal ceremony and on the wedding night! Little sister, you did a wonderful job! A girl should remain chaste before marriage! Tomorrow, I'll have someone erect a memorial arch for you on Lion Camel Ridge!"
Unfortunately, Yuanbao wasn't buying it at all.
If she didn't give those two old men some face today...
Look at that! Who knows what other tricks those two will come up with to raid her group in the future!
"Stop your babbling! You just want to mock me for still being a virgin, don't you?"
What is there to say?
My elder brother is unworthy; he's a master of military boxing!
"You two old geezers, give me a good amount of gold coins!!!"
……
After the time it takes to drink a cup of tea.
Holding the two large bumps on their heads, Wang Fugui and Luo Baiwan not only calmed down, but were also completely sobered up by Yuanbao's two rounds.
In fact, this wasn't the first time Yuanbao had punched and kicked them.
After all, ever since they were little, they had always loved to tease their little sister.
But back then, Yuanbao's cultivation level was low. Even if he came up and punched them in the face, it wouldn't hurt at all.
As the saying goes, habit becomes second nature.
Thanks to this, when Yuanbao threw the punch, neither of them thought of using their demonic power to protect their heads.
It wasn't until a sharp pain, as if their skulls were about to split open, shot through their heads that they finally remembered that Yuanbao's cultivation level was now almost on par with theirs.
That's absolutely outrageous!
"Alright, alright, Big Brother and Second Brother know they were wrong, Yuanbao, calm down."
Amused, Chen Yuze massaged Yuanbao's shoulders. Seeing the two brothers sitting motionless in their chairs, looking like they had done something wrong and not daring to look up at Yuanbao, Chen Yuze had no choice but to smooth things over for them.
Fortunately, Yuanbao always obeys Yuze's every word.
"Hmph, serves them right for making fun of me!"
With his chin raised and looking down his nose at his two older brothers, Yuanbao was no longer angry, but he still couldn't help but scold them a few times.
At the same time, Chen Yuze took a deep breath and then revealed a serious expression.
"I think the banquet is almost over, it's time to get down to business."
Setting down his wine glass, Chen Yuze got straight to the point: "Eldest brother, second brother. To be honest, besides wanting to see you two, I have another very important matter to discuss with you in Lion Camel Ridge. And this matter is closely related to Yuanbao and your backgrounds."
"Brother-in-law, is what you're trying to say related to the Golden Crow clan?"
Seeing that Chen Yuze was not joking, Wang Fugui and Luo Baiwan gradually suppressed their smiles and, for the first time in front of Chen Yuze, displayed the aura befitting the top and second-in-command of Lion Camel Ridge.
"Exactly."
Nodding, seeing the serious expressions on Wang Fugui and Luo Baiwan's faces, Chen Yuze didn't keep them in suspense. He then repeated to Wang Fugui and Luo Baiwan what Bai Hua had said in the communication array that day.
206. Brother Yuze, I have to take responsibility for you!
The nights at Lion Camel Ridge are much more lively than those at Evergreen Mountain.
Even though it was past midnight, many places on Lion Camel Ridge were still brightly lit.
Occasionally, one can hear the laughter and chatter of the mountain patrolling demons.
"Brother Yuze, do you think the Golden Crow clan might cause trouble for Lion Camel Ridge?"
On the roof of the Golden-Winged Roc Hall, Yuanbao nestled in Chen Yuze's arms, looking somewhat uneasily at the various parts of Lion Camel Ridge that were already covered with a layer of snow.
Although Yuanbao is now focused on Changqing Mountain, Lion Camel Ridge is, after all, the place where she grew up.
This place holds many of her fondest memories.
To be honest, she was really afraid that one day she would look back and find that everything here had changed drastically.
"Don't worry, the Golden Crow Clan's target is you. Besides, Lion Camel Ridge isn't an easy nut to crack. Once they're sure you're not here, they won't be foolish enough to provoke Lion Camel Ridge again. In addition, after our reminder, my eldest and second brothers have already started to order their men to make preventative preparations. Even if the Golden Crow Clan really does find their way here, they definitely won't gain anything."
With his arm around the girl's shoulder, Chen Yuze chuckled and said, "Guess why, after we finished drinking today, I asked my older brothers to spread the word that you were taking me back to Lion Camel Ridge to visit relatives?"
Yuanbao is not a stupid girl.
Although she inevitably becomes a little love-struck when looking at Brother Yuze, it doesn't mean her mind stops working.
“Brother Yuze, you actually want to take this opportunity to tell the world that I have followed you, right? In this way, as long as the Golden Crow Clan’s intelligence network is still useful, they will know that I no longer live in Lion Camel Ridge. Knowing that the target has been moved, the Golden Crow Clan will naturally not come to cause trouble for Lion Camel Ridge.”
"You're quite smart."
Chen Yuze playfully flicked Yuanbao's nose and teased, "But this way, the whole world will know you're with me. You won't have the chance to go elsewhere and find your Mr. Right anymore, will you?"
"I won't!"
With her cheeks puffed out, Yuanbao rubbed against Chen Yuze's chest vigorously: "My ideal man is Brother Yuze! It will never change! Even if Brother Yuze doesn't want me anymore, I will stick by your side like a piece of chewing gum!"
"Silly girl, you can't just say things like that." He reached out and flicked Yuanbao's forehead.
Accompanied by a crisp snap on the head
As the sound rang out, Chen Yuze suddenly realized that he had unknowingly developed a habit of flicking Yuanbao's forehead once or twice every day.
"Brother Yuze, what are you laughing at?"
Covering her forehead, which didn't actually hurt at all, and watching Chen Yuze's gradually widening smile, Yuanbao couldn't help but grab one of her braids and use the end of her hair to scratch Chen Yuze's nose: "I feel like Brother Yuze is thinking about some very impolite things."
Gently brushing away Yuanbao's whip, Chen Yuze suppressed the itching sensation in his nose and said, "I was just thinking about flicking your forehead. Haven't you noticed that I've been getting flicked on the forehead much more often lately?"
"Come to think of it, it seems like I've actually been getting flicked on the forehead a couple of times every day for the past two months, Yuze-gege?" Yuanbao couldn't help but laugh as he thought about it.
I don't know how Yuze managed to do it. Every time he was flicked on the head, it was so crisp and loud, but it didn't hurt at all.
"What, want to learn my unique head-flicking technique?"
As if he could see through what Yuanbao was thinking, Chen Yuze snapped his fingers at the air a few times.
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