I'm just an internet cafe owner
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Hungry Wolf: "I won't miss it. Let's go, it's time to go back."
It was closing time, and everyone from each world returned to their own. When they returned, Saitama checked the time; indeed, more than ten minutes had passed.
"This gives me a lot more time every day, but internet access is so expensive."
Hungry Wolf: "It's alright, I have a foolproof guide to getting funds. I can't guarantee it will be more than enough, but you'll definitely have no problem getting online."
Saitama: "You're a good person."
The hungry wolf laughed: "A good person? I don't think so. I'm just an ordinary person."
Saitama: "Hmm... I'm not an ordinary person, I'm more of a hero who does it for fun, right? By the way, did you take down those monsters before?"
Upon hearing Saitama's question, Garou tried hard to recall, "There are a lot of monsters, I don't know which one you're referring to."
Saitama recalled, "Just a few days ago, there was a giant centipede a few kilometers away. I was thinking of making a move, but when I got there, it was gone."
"I killed a lot of centipedes... I forgot..."
Hungry Wolf tried hard to recall what he had done a few days ago. After thinking for a long time, he remembered what he had done: "Oh! I remember now, that centipede elder? That thing is very nutritious. I killed it, soaked it in wine, and sold it for a lot of money. Hmm! That's what I wanted to tell you. Strange people are collected in many worlds."
Many worlds are not averse to monsters; in fact, due to their unique characteristics, many worlds want to conduct some research on them. Not biochemical research, just simple research on their eating and drinking habits.
After all, people who can afford to go to internet cafes look down on biochemical research. The current consensus among customers in internet cafes is: "You can't even make a ball fly, it's not worth my research."
That's why these strange creatures serve more as food than research tools. After all, with so many worlds and such biodiversity, there will always be some life forms that eat strange things.
Of course, the hungry wolf isn't a monster anymore; he only kills those who court death. Take this centipede elder, for example. He was just wandering around exploring, and then he came out and bit him? Can he be allowed to do that? So he became a member of the medicinal wine family.
The person who bought it, given its large size, was very happy.
Saitama: "I see, so these weirdos have this purpose..."
However, Garou cautioned, "If humans become worthless, then animals that have become spirits are valuable. If some weirdos cause trouble in the city, we can easily clean them up."
Saitama: "Yeah... I did the same thing before."
Saitama himself doesn't particularly want to change his lifestyle, but being able to make some money online and eat some good food is a good choice.
Through this time together, Saitama and Garou became increasingly close. And after acquiring Tomato, their frantic attempts to buy discounted food became even more intense.
Hungry Wolf: "There's discounted beef in City A!"
Saitama: "There are discounted vegetables in City B!"
Hungry Wolf: "I got a chef's hot pot base, we're going to have a blast today!"
Saitama: "Oh!!!"
Two people, one who doesn't look like a good guy, and the other a bald, caped hero. Both are beings whose strength is practically at the pinnacle of this world, and they've traveled the entire globe in search of discounted food.
Saitama originally thought it would be a bit troublesome to do this, but after learning some movement techniques from everyone at the internet cafe, quickly reaching another city couldn't be easier.
During the frenzied shopping spree of the two, a powerful eccentric was born in this world.
Vaccine Man, a powerful monster born to exterminate humanity and the harmful things humans create. How to describe this monster's form? A purple version of a Namekian.
The moment it was born, it sensed its mission. It gazed upon the city before it, gathering its strength. It would destroy humanity! Annihilate all human civilization.
Its power is so great that even S-class heroes would find it troublesome, and A-class heroes would simply be sent to their doom.
"Hahahahaha!"
It laughed wildly, looking up at the sky; it wanted to destroy humanity, to destroy…
Before it could finish laughing, a yellow figure bumped into it and sent it flying: "Excuse me! Move aside."
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The Miao monster was sent flying, spinning countless times in the air before crashing heavily to the ground.
After a long while, it got up and cried out, "Damn it! I'll kill you! I'll destroy this city!"
Saitama had already walked quite a distance, since he came here to snatch discounted food and ingredients, but before he'd gone far, he suddenly heard some monster saying he wanted to destroy the city? How could that be? The price of beef here was unprecedented; this guy actually wanted to demolish the entire city?
Saitama turned to look at the vaccine freak: "What did you just say?"
Saitama wanted to confirm one more time, but Garou charged over and knocked the vaccine monster away again: "Don't waste time! After buying the groceries, we need to go online. We don't have time to chat with it. Let's go!"
Saitama: "Oh! I forgot, the internet cafe is opening soon. Hurry up! By the way, I have money this time, I'll treat you to internet access~"
Making money in internet cafes wasn't difficult for Saitama, and with Garou leading the way, it was easy for someone as strong as him to earn money.
As for the previously arrogant vaccine monster? Its body has begun to dissipate after being hit twice. There's nothing that can be done; neither Garou nor Saitama intends to play with it.
If it just stayed put, they wouldn't care. But the result is that they want to destroy the city? And if the city is destroyed, will it provide special ingredients?
Yes, even though Saitama has made a lot of money now, he still buys discounted ingredients. The reason is simple: he's used to living a poor life, and suddenly experiencing a life of luxury feels a bit strange.
While the food and drinks at internet cafes are delicious, how should I put it? Eating them on their own doesn't quite capture the essence of the experience. They're only truly delicious when enjoyed during the most intense moments of a team battle.
Chapter 623 Genos, who was brought in, and Rudeus, the new guest.
In the world of One-Punch Man, a homeless man was scavenging on the street. Suddenly, he heard the sound of mosquitoes buzzing in the air. He instinctively looked in the direction of the sound and saw a swarm of mosquitoes flying towards him.
At this very moment, in Saitama's home, Saitama angrily sprayed insecticide at the mosquitoes flying around him, but his insecticide had no effect on these insects at all.
"Damn it! Damn it!!"
Saitama angrily dealt with the mosquitoes. There were still a few minutes before the internet cafe opened. He had originally planned to lie at home and do nothing, but these mosquitoes prevented him from doing so properly before the opening.
Seeing the mosquito hovering in the air, Saitama was utterly enraged. He took out his chopsticks and, with lightning speed, clamped the mosquito between them. With a final pull, the mosquito was finally killed.
"I'm finally free!"
Saitama checked the time; the internet cafe would open in three minutes. He decided to get dressed and head straight in to have some fun as soon as it opened.
They have a lot to do today. They're going to hunt for food in the world of Toriko, and then play Zombie Escape in Counter-Strike. Saitama's only comment on Zombie Escape is "fun!"
Zombie Escape is a player-created map where a few people turn into zombies while a large group of others run. The path is filled with various traps and obstacles, and players must constantly try to stop the zombies' advance. Players earn points by attacking zombies and use those points to purchase various items to further hinder their progress.
It's so much fun! What's so fun about it? Of course, it's getting slashed while sticking to doors, firing fake guns, getting scratched while sticking to the edge, racking up points like it's New Year's, ignoring commands, and instantly quitting after being downed. Everyone's a double agent, and the commander is constantly driven crazy.
While Saitama is terrible at video games, he finds this mode incredibly satisfying to play mindlessly. He just wields Diablo and starts shooting, and if the character transforms, he turns around and attacks his teammates. Garou, Baki, Goku—one second they're teammates, the next they're enemies; he just focuses on them and unleashes a barrage of attacks.
For the sake of happiness, he can't be late to the internet cafe; even a second late would be a huge loss.
However, as he was preparing, he noticed that there seemed to be more and more mosquitoes around him.
"Hmm...is he a weirdo?"
Saitama fell into deep thought. He leaned against the windowsill and looked outside, while TT immediately contacted Garou.
"I've spotted a weirdo!"
Hungry Wolf: "Then you should destroy him!"
Saitama: "This is too much trouble... Why don't you do it?"
Hungry Wolf: "No, I also find it too troublesome."
The two interrupted their chat. Although typing was troublesome, Saitama still got dressed and left the room. On the street, he saw Genos battling Mosquito Girl. Genos seemed to have the upper hand, using fire to render Mosquito Girl helpless and even injuring her. However, Saitama sensed that Mosquito Girl likely possessed other techniques.
However, just as he was about to make his move, he noticed that a hungry wolf was walking towards him from the other side of the street, his hands in his pockets.
Saitama: "Didn't you say you weren't coming?"
Hungry Wolf: "I also thought you weren't coming."
Saitama: "Then you'll handle it?"
Hungry Wolf: "Either way, this guy isn't strong."
At this moment, Genos felt extremely frustrated. Two ordinary people had appeared while he was fighting Mosquito Girl? Not only did these two ordinary people not leave, but they were also walking towards him.
"Civilians, disperse!"
However, Saitama and Garou both chose to ignore his roar. Garou directly said, "It took two minutes to travel, half a minute to talk nonsense with you, and half a minute for the internet cafe to open. Who will deal with this enemy, you or me?"
Saitama pondered.
"How about I try it? I'd like to test out the new techniques I've been researching?"
Hungry Wolf: "What kind of move is that?"
Saitama: "Seriously, Ora~"
With twenty seconds left, Saitama looked up at Mosquito Girl in the sky. Mosquito Girl was controlling mosquitoes to feed on animal blood to strengthen herself. Once the blood was collected, she would possess extremely powerful strength.
By then, Genos will have absolutely no chance of defeating it.
Genos was going all out, but just as he was about to attack again, Saitama patted Genos on the shoulder: "Move aside, I'm in a hurry! There are only ten seconds left, it's too late."
As he spoke, Saitama had already walked to Mosquito Girl's side, raised his hand, and threw a punch. He attacked with all his might, delivering a series of blows, and a loud "Ora!" rang out.
In that instant, the mosquito woman's body froze, and a second later, her body exploded and completely dissipated.
With five seconds left on the clock, Saitama looked at Genos beside him and suddenly had a feeling that this guy was probably good at playing games too.
So, at the same time as the store opened, he invited Genos, "Hey? Want to come to the internet cafe and play games?"
"what?"
Genos was dumbfounded. Seeing Genos's stunned expression, Saitama felt slightly bored. The internet cafe was already open, and if they didn't go in soon, they'd miss the first match. Without time to hesitate, he went straight into the internet cafe.
At the same time, he also received an invitation from Saitama to enter the internet cafe. He didn't know what had happened, but his intuition told him that if he agreed, he would be able to see the powerful person from before.
So he agreed, and the moment he did, he went into the internet cafe.
Meanwhile, Saitama was already sitting in a chair. Seeing that Genos had actually followed him, he hurriedly waved and said, "Come on over! I'll pay for your internet, and we can play a five-man game if you're included!"
Today, Saitama and Garou are going to play League of Legends. Although they can occasionally win when sitting in a four-person team at an internet cafe, how should I put it? Having an innocent bystander adds a little bit of guilt to Saitama's mind. But if he can get a teammate to play with, then he won't feel guilty at all.
In a LoL game, both your team and the opposing team get to experience it; it's a win-win situation.
Starting today, a truly disastrous combination has emerged in various games. Four battle maniacs are accompanied by a cyborg. Logically, a cyborg should be quite skilled at games, but influenced by Saitama, Genos, who frequents internet cafes, has never had a moment of glory. He's either getting thrashed or on his way to getting thrashed with them. But how to put it? Genos enjoys it, because playing games in internet cafes genuinely improves his skills, and this improvement allows him to become stronger, perhaps even achieving revenge.
New players like Genos entered the internet cafe under the guidance of veterans, and as time went on, they would also bring in people they trusted.
However, while Saitama was constantly recruiting new staff, a special customer arrived at the branch managed by Hitomi on the third day—so special that Hitomi was debating whether to keep the customer. This customer was very special; he looked like a baby, but his soul was that of an adult.
His name is Rudius Grerat.
Chapter 624 Rudy and Zelda are preparing~
Rudius, a time traveler, how wicked he was before his time travel? Calling him a pervert wouldn't be an exaggeration.
Even after reincarnation, things didn't improve much. He inherited his previous life's mindset, and his actions became abnormally perverse. His thoughts were so lewd that he even said his behavior was truly lewd—his mother opened the door for lewdness; he was lewd to the extreme.
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