I'm just an internet cafe owner
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Besides these, he also brought out items like fire resistance potions, withering skulls, dragon eggs, and the Heavenly Qi given to him by Sun Wukong. Since Yu Ding Zhenren was his master who taught him magic and had shown him great kindness, Yang Jian naturally didn't hide anything from him.
Seeing the things Yang Jian took out, Jade Cauldron Immortal was completely dumbfounded. Although he didn't recognize these things, any one of them was a Chaos Realm expert.
It's a treasure of the highest quality, especially this synthesis platform; just seeing it here made him feel its extraordinary nature.
However, looking at this square-shaped thing, Master Yuding felt a sense of familiarity.
"Disciple! Wait a minute, this thing looks familiar to me, wait a minute!"
Master Yu Ding ran back to his room and, after searching through it, found a book containing information about the beginning of chaos. Don't ask why it was written on paper; it's because Master Yu Ding wasn't skilled in magic, and that's why he had been studying various materials and spells since he became an apprentice.
During his research, he recalled a book that contained relevant information, but because it was too absurd, he treated it as just a story.
He suddenly saw this object today and remembered this record, so he took out the book. The book was marked with stories by the jade tripod, and he liked to take it out and appreciate it when he had nothing to do.
But the situation was urgent today, so he opened the book, searched according to his memory, and sure enough, he found it.
Yang Jian also came over at this moment and began to examine the area.
As he read the description, Master Yu Ding's face grew increasingly dark: "This is a synthesis platform, a supreme treasure from beyond the realm. It is extremely fragile and can be destroyed with the slightest force. Once destroyed, it will shrink to the size of a palm and be taken away for use. When placed on the ground, it can be used to synthesize any treasure..."
This record is five pages long, and it is basically a detailed description of how to use it, with a note at the end.
"If you encounter someone who uses this item for evil purposes, shout 'Submit to the Lord and come to me,' and you will be freed from suffering. Hmm! This is it."
After reading this, Master Yu Ding complained, "There are many symbols in this record that I don't understand. For example, 2b2t. The channel studied it for a long time back then but never found the meaning of these four symbols. However, based on the description, we can judge that these four symbols can summon extraterrestrial demons and plunge the whole world into crisis."
Yang Jian stared blankly at the four symbols, realizing he could understand them. However, he still didn't know what 2b2t meant.
Yang Jian: "Master, don't worry. I can contact that boss. He knows about the affairs of all worlds, so he should know what this means."
Meanwhile, Liu Yuan, who was playing Minecraft with Mu Geng, received a request for help from Yang Jian. Looking at Yang Jian's inquiry, Liu Yuan calmly replied, "Oh! This? An organization. This organization is full of blocky people from Minecraft. They have no organization, no rules, no discipline. Wherever they go, nothing grows. Even the Heavenly Dao needs a lot of effort to drive them away. You know what kind of people they are once you play. This server is full of these rule-breakers who have no sense of reason. I heard from a senior player that this server has caused a lot of trouble in various worlds, but it's not a big problem. This server is sealed, and now one of my seniors is in charge of it, so don't worry about them escaping."
After reading these descriptions, Yang Jian expressed his understanding and conveyed them to Yu Ding: "Huh? I didn't expect there to be such powerful beings outside the realm. Interesting! Quick! Disciple, ask me some questions."
Over the years, Yu Ding has accumulated a great many questions, but unfortunately, even his master, Yuanshi Tianzun, could not solve some of his doubts in this world. Now that he can ask a great god from beyond the realm, he should naturally be satisfied.
Seeing Yang Jian keep asking questions, Liu Yuan reminded him, "You have the right to invite others to join the internet cafe. Just invite your master in and let him chat with me. We don't have anything to do today anyway."
Liu Yuan watched the monster-farming tower running in front of him, chatting with Yu Ding while it was AFK farming. He and Mu Geng had chosen a clean server this time to play longer, and since they needed a lot of resources for large-scale construction on the server, Liu Yuan would AFK farm resources here whenever he had free time.
What? What is Kisara doing? She's playing video games with Alicia and the others.
Meanwhile, while Yu Ding was studying TT, he looked at the message sent by Liu Yuan and suddenly understood many things.
"So that's how it is! It's because Heaven doesn't want me to cultivate, doesn't want me to become too invincible!"
"Waaah, my poor disciple! It would have been better if I hadn't known. Now that I do, as his master, I have to make some preparations."
"Let me see, hey? My cultivation technique seems to be quite valuable?"
Yu Ding was penniless; in fact, he could be described as poor. His entire fortune consisted of the cultivation techniques he possessed and a few collected books.
Some of these techniques cannot be shared, but others can. In addition, there is a small part that he knows has flaws. He cannot cultivate it himself, and others dare not let him cultivate it, so there is no way to make up for the flaws. Therefore, he thought of Yang Jian's imitation teardrop.
"My disciple! Your master has suddenly had a whim and would like to trouble you with something..."
Yu Ding rubbed his hands, somewhat embarrassed, and asked. Yang Jian gave a direct and affirmative answer to Yu Ding's question.
"As long as it's his master's request, Yang Jian would do anything, even go through fire and water."
Yu Ding hurriedly waved his hand: "No need! No need, I just wanted to let your ability to transform into another version of you test my technique."
Meanwhile, the artificial teardrop inside the summoning bell had a big question mark on its head, and it also realized that this bell-ringing tool might be more of a rip-off than it had imagined.
Yu Ding's plan was very simple: have Yang Jian memorize these techniques but not practice them. After all, Yang Jian already had a main cultivation technique and didn't need to continue practicing it. However, memorizing more techniques would not only allow the clone's teardrop to experiment but also enhance Yang Jian's abilities.
Add some theoretical and practical experience.
Then, let the bionic teardrop use these techniques to see how it reacts, and then refine the techniques based on its reactions.
"this…"
Yang Jian was unsure whether to agree. He took out the Soul-Summoning Bell, sensed the fluctuations of the simulated teardrop, and then nodded.
“Master, no problem. It means this is great.”
"That's great!"
Yu Ding excitedly had Yang Jian summon the Imitation Teardrop. The Imitation Teardrop was also very effective; as long as Yang Jian could remember a cultivation technique, it would immediately begin practicing it upon its appearance. Any problems? Not a problem at all. At worst, Yang Jian could simply summon it again.
During this process, Yu Ding's ideas became more and more perfect. At the same time, thanks to a super-talented, fearless, and resurrectable clone named Teardrop, who was busy with trial and error, along with the guidance and help from netizens on TT, Yu Ding actually managed to create some amazing things.
This chapter has not been approved.
This chapter has not been approved.
Chapter 606 Havoc in Heaven (Live Broadcast)
On the ground, Yang Jian looked at the ten golden crows in the sky and the many gods in the Heavenly Court and issued his final ultimatum.
"The Ten Golden Crows have violated the Heavenly Rules and Laws! They have wantonly abused their power, causing untold suffering to all living beings in the world. They shall be killed without mercy! Today, Yang Jian will cleanse the Heavenly Court of its filth!"
"what!"
At this moment, the Heavenly Court and the ten Golden Crows in the sky were all stunned. They realized the seriousness of the matter. They were to execute Yao Ji for violating the Heavenly Rules and Regulations, but now Yang Jian had somehow managed to change Yao Ji's name and even gain the approval of the Heavenly Dao.
Their behavior was tantamount to doing whatever they pleased and committing all sorts of evil. Yang Jian had the right to kill them, even though they were the Ten Golden Crows, the suns of the world.
Yang Jian's hatred for the ten golden crows was boundless. He raised the Sun-Shooting Bow and aimed it at the sky.
The ten Golden Crows realized something was wrong, but it was too late for them to escape. The Sun-Shooting Bow, a weapon crafted by the Jade Cauldron Immortal combining the bow and arrows used by Hou Yi from the Eight Desolations of Ghost Valley with fundamental physics, while not capable of truly blasting apart stars, was more than enough to kill these Golden Crows who were temporarily illuminating the three realms in place of the sun.
What's even more despicable is that Yang Jian enchanted this bow with experience repair.
The arrows shot from this Sun-Shooting Bow don't need a physical form; they only require the user's own spirit and energy to be launched. The Ten Golden Crows simply cannot withstand them.
Escape? Where could they possibly escape to?
Yang Jian took out ten magic beans, held them in his mouth, and aimed at the golden crow in the sky. He used all his magic power and essence for each arrow, and with the power of the Sun-Shooting Bow, even a Great Luo Golden Immortal would have to retreat.
Normally, Senzu Beans in the Dragon Ball world have little effect on restoring the health of gods. However, unfortunately, the Senzu Beans Yang Jian ate were an upgraded version, casually grown by a partner of an internet cafe. Not only was the yield astonishingly high, but their special property was to directly restore the user's full health.
Nine arrows were fired in quick succession, and nine golden crows fell. As for the smallest one? Yang Jian stayed behind; for the time being, the sun was still needed to maintain the balance of the three realms. However, the original ten golden crows, one on and nine on rest days, have now become one golden crow, working year-round without rest.
However, this was just the beginning. Using this excuse, Yang Jian had already flown to the Heavenly Palace and started causing havoc there.
Are there stronger beings in Yang Jian's world? Yes. But they all just watched without intervening. On one hand, Yang Jian did nothing wrong. He used his methods to free his mother from karma. After she was freed, the Jade Emperor and the Ten Golden Crows violated the heavenly rules, causing widespread suffering in the Three Realms.
If Yang Jian had intended to kill all ten Golden Crows, someone would have naturally intervened. However, he only killed nine, leaving one sun for the Three Realms. Therefore, he did not violate any rules.
While Yang Jian was flying towards the Heavenly Court and causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace, Sun Wukong also came to Yao Ji's side: "Auntie! You can stay here with Yu Ding Zhenren for the time being. I, Old Sun, will go and support my brother."
After saying this, Sun Wukong also flew to the Heavenly Palace and caused havoc there? No matter who did it, he'd have to show his support. Especially in this world's Heavenly Court, the gods were inactive; there were many solutions, yet they insisted on killing someone's mother? Look at Yang Jian from his own world; his mother was saved back then, and his father and brother were rescued by Buddhism.
Looking at this world, they're incredibly ruthless. They beat Yang Jian's father and brother to a pulp—that's a blood feud! At the same time, the Heavenly Court is also acting unfairly. With such an unscrupulous Heavenly Court, Sun Wukong's hands would itch if he didn't cause some trouble.
Yang Jian flew up to the Heavenly Court, where 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals were already prepared, and the major combat forces in the Heavenly Court were also ready for battle.
If it were just a matter of facing Yang Jian alone, then so many heavenly soldiers and generals might still be able to hold out for a long time. After all, even capturing 100,000 pigs would take three days and three nights. But Yang Jian is not alone; he also has his sworn brother, Sun Wukong.
"Brother Yang Jian, it's me, Old Sun! Here I come! Everyone in the Three Realms, listen up, this is the Heavenly Palace of Purge and Rebellion. Anyone who tries to take advantage of the chaos, don't blame my brother's Three-Pointed Double-Edged Sword for being merciless!"
The Sun Wukong of today is not the reckless man he once was. Although Yang Jian is a bit reckless now, he has Sun Wukong to back him up and knows where he can and cannot dismantle things.
It's like Lao Tzu's Eight Trigrams Furnace; when passing by, one can place a piece of Heavenly Qi in it, and everything will be peaceful and harmonious.
too
At Bai Jinxing's residence, two pills were placed there as a token of goodwill.
The Twenty-Eight Constellations should be fought, but only in a token manner; they cannot be defeated in one move. After all, Doumu Yuanjun is not someone to be trifled with, and it would be difficult to deal with if she were truly angered.
The rest? That's simple.
Meanwhile, Sun Wukong continued to add manpower. Following Liu Yuan's previous instructions, he immediately dismantled the Lingling Pagoda, after which Nezha betrayed him on the spot. No matter who was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, Nezha would come to their aid.
Although Sun Wukong was a participant in this havoc in Heaven, he found it extremely enjoyable.
They fought their way from the south gate to the north gate, and from the east gate to the west gate. Heavenly soldiers and generals fell from the sky like dumplings being dropped into a pot. Although physical death was not fatal to the heavenly soldiers and generals, it still severely damaged their vitality, and it would take them thousands of years to recover.
However, what they didn't know was that thousands of years later, a stone monkey would emerge in their world and cause havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
The powerful beings within the Three Realms watched the upheaval in the Heavenly Court, some wanting to join in the fun, others wanting to take advantage of the chaos.
In short, it doesn't matter if they cause trouble in Heaven; Heaven has been a disgrace for a long time. Moreover, this world's Heaven is the most disgraceful of all Heavenly Palaces. Even the Jade Emperor from Sun Wukong's world would wonder what was going on in this world's Jade Emperor's mind.
Look at him, he doesn't care who secretly descends to the mortal realm. He's two-faced, either saying one thing to your face and another behind your back, or he'll wait a few dozen days in a daze before going to capture them. If the child doesn't have the talent for cultivating immortality, he doesn't care; if they do, he'll just ruin their talent and let them live a life of wealth and luxury.
Or perhaps we could arrange for them to never meet again. If they happen to encounter someone like Erlang Shen, who has the ability to split mountains, then good riddance! He truly is my nephew.
As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison. With this comparison, Sun Wukong became even angrier, and the force of his golden cudgel increased considerably.
While the battle raged fiercely on this side, outside the Heavenly Palace, Liu Yuan was watching the spectacle from a distance with his internet cafe staff.
Jibril: "It's so lively! I really want to go and have some fun."
Leticia: "If you go, things will change!"
Yuna Takashima asked worriedly, "Boss~ is it okay to do this?"
Liu Yuan: "There's no problem. Making a fuss is good for the Heavenly Palace. Otherwise, some people in the Heavenly Court won't even know their own identity. The so-called Heavenly Court exists to ensure the normal operation of this world. The Heavenly Court enjoys the benefits and karma, but it doesn't do what it should do. It always wants to take a one-size-fits-all approach when something happens, so the Heavenly Dao has some complaints."
Tongxi, watching the heavenly soldiers and generals being beaten and sent flying in the Heavenly Palace, reminded them: "Just watch the show. The development of each world is predetermined. Since they have chosen to unite with us, it proves that they have already foreseen the uncertainty of the future."
Liu Yuan agreed: "Yes, every world has its own unique way of developing. As outsiders, we just need to see this world changing for the better. As for what is a good direction and what is a bad direction for our respective worlds, we need to analyze each case specifically. But then again, if a guest comes here and can't even change his own fate, then he might as well find a block of tofu and kill himself."
Jibril got excited when she heard this: "Boss! It's not that I didn't warn you, frozen tofu can kill you. I've been killed by frozen tofu in a game before."
Liu Yuan tapped Jibril on the head: "How dare you say that? You shameless bastard."
Jibril continued to dig up dirt, saying, "Even if I'm embarrassed, I'm not as embarrassed as you, boss! I don't know who it was, but they weren't watching where they were going while playing games, stepped on a banana peel, and got hit by a car and died."
Because of the high degree of freedom in internet cafe games, many gamers often encounter some bizarre ways to die while playing. For example, some die from falling, being hit by a car, or choking on water and then giving up on treatment.
Currently, the ways our customers die while playing games are incredibly varied. Whether it's real mode or game mode, almost every day a player comes up with some kind of interesting death.
Of course, Jibril often uses Liu Yuan's comical way of dying as a source of ridicule, but the consequences are rather severe.
Chapter 607 New Employee March 7
In the entire Heavenly Court, except for a few special residences, everything that could be demolished was torn down by Yang Jian and Sun Wukong. As for Nezha? He joined in the demolition of some buildings before being captured by Guanyin who arrived in time.
Guanyin was quite reliable. Yang Jian and Sun Wukong were both extraordinary individuals, while Nezha had an unreliable master who, although able to keep him alive, also inflicted severe punishments. In the end, it was Guanyin who appeared and subdued Nezha, preventing him from being punished.
To be fair, Guanyin was quite happy to see these three cause trouble in Heaven, because she really couldn't stand many of the things the Heavenly Court was doing now, but there was nothing she could do, since Heaven was the boss after all.
While fighting, Sun Wukong was also filming a video to commemorate the battle.
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