I'm just an internet cafe owner

"Okay~"

Shido Itsuka got up to cook, and while cooking, he looked at messages from various worlds through TT. Some people posted requests for help, needing food and weapons, while others were chatting, arranging fights, hot pot meals, and barbecues.

Wait a minute? Why are all of them, except for the first one, invitations to eat out?

It was only then that Itsuka Shido noticed that there were two chefs in the internet cafe, and in addition to these two chefs, there was a new cooking class recruiting new students.

"This seems interesting. I can sign up and make more delicious food for Kotori in the future."

For Itsuka Shido, Itsuka Kotori is his only family now. Making his lovely little sister happy is what he wants to do.

"Brother! Are you listening to me?"

"what?"

While deep in thought, Itsuka Shido didn't hear Itsuka Kotori's words, and Itsuka Kotori grumbled in dissatisfaction, "I said I want the deluxe kids' meal!!"

"Good good!"

"Hey?"

Kotori Itsuka thought her older brother would postpone it or complain, but she never expected him to agree so readily. This is strange.

Just as she was thinking, Itsuka Shido walked to her side, gently pressed her shoulder, and Kotori instinctively opened her mouth. Then, Itsuka Shido casually took the lollipop out of her mouth.

"I've told you so many times, you can't eat lollipops before meals."

"Huh? My lollipop..."

Kotori Itsuka was stunned. Shido Itsuka's movements were too fast; she hadn't even had time to react. And the spot where she was pressed only felt a slight soreness for a moment before she opened her mouth.

"Anything about set meals is fine. After you finish breakfast, I'll give you an even tastier lollipop."

"real or fake?"

Have I ever lied to you?

No~

Kotori Itsuka sat down at the table. Shido Itsuka had only made simple bread and eggs, but for some reason, Kotori felt that today's breakfast tasted better than usual.

It's good as long as it tastes good, because Itsuka Shido bought better eggs and bread from other worlds from the player shop. Even though his cooking is "average" now, he can still make his sister feel that it tastes good.

After having breakfast, Itsuka Shido prepared to go to school. He arranged to meet his sister after school, and the two parted ways.

However, on the way, Itsuka Shido heard someone complain that he was a siscon, but he didn't care. Caring for his sister was what he, as an older brother, should do.

For Itsuka Shido, today was an ordinary day. He chatted with his best friend and greeted his classmates. However, Itsuka Shido was puzzled as to why the beautiful girl, Rinichi Origami, kept staring at him.

Do you like me?

Shido Itsuka shook his head vigorously. He had average grades and average looks, and he didn't seem to have any connection with the other person. How could the other person possibly be interested in him?

After dismissing the idea in his mind, Itsuka Shido began the class. He actually found the class content a little boring, but felt that the TT chat group was full of fun.

The chat group is so much fun! Itsuka Shido watched the members chatting in the group. The people in the group were so nice and enthusiastic. He really liked it here.

During the chat, he also gleaned some key information, such as which game he was learning in, which game he was fighting in, and which games he would recommend to beginners.

Aside from Resident Evil, Elden Ring, and 7 Days to Die, other games have relatively difficult ways to obtain rewards. However, if you can get carried by an experienced player, you can temporarily stop playing the ones you can't, or you can check out Tatsumi's Super Newbie Guide.

Tatsumi's super beginner guide is unanimously praised by all the pros in the internet cafe. According to Shubi, "Unless you make more than half of the wrong steps, there is no situation where you can't pass the level."

Because the strategy guide is so basic, Tatsumi's progress is slow. However, he has a large following and many people who cooperate with him.

Just as Itsuka Shido was enjoying himself at the water park, an alarm suddenly went off at the school.

"Spacequake?"

Just as Itsuka Shido was preparing to take refuge underground as per his usual training, he suddenly remembered his younger sister.

On their way to school, he and his sister made a promise: no matter what happened, they would meet at that restaurant.

Meet.

"Haha, Kotori isn't that stupid..."

While saying this, Itsuka Shido took out his phone and used location services to find out his sister's location.

Upon seeing his sister's location, Itsuka Shido's expression froze.

"No way?"

His mind flashed back to the image of his younger sister, terrified, crouching with her head in her hands, waiting for him.

"hateful!"

Itsuka Shido had already considered the worst-case scenario; if that really happened…

Shido Itsuka has made a decision: if his sister is in danger, he will sign a contract with the Law of Cycles to have the gods save her.

Shido Itsuka ran in the agreed direction, but a spacequake erupted along the way.

"Damn it!"

He instinctively ran towards the location of the spacequake. Looking at the destruction of everything and the purple-haired, purple-eyed girl in strange armor at the very center of the spacequake, Itsuka Shido showed a shocked expression.

"Are you here to kill me too?"

Why would I kill you?

Itsuka Shido was shocked. According to his senior, unless it was a blood feud, one should avoid killing if possible. Instead, one should beat the other person, beat them hard, until they submit. The same applied to troublesome or unreasonable people; beat them until they became reasonable.

Chapter 434 Gate Mode, Activated!

Just as Itsuka Shido was about to explain, the girl in front of him suddenly slashed at him.

If it were the old Itsuka Shido, he might have been stunned, because he was essentially just an ordinary high school student. But now, he! Is a Gatekeeper! Oh no, he's a Fall Guy.

Almost the instant he sensed danger, Itsuka Shido completed his transformation.

The ordinary boy in front of her suddenly transformed into a strange creature over two meters tall with a round body, short legs, long arms, big eyes, and a red body.

Who are you?!

The girl in front of him was originally going to slash at the building next to him, but when she saw Itsuka Shido suddenly transform, she turned her sword and slashed at Itsuka Shido's body instead.

The slash struck Itsuka Shido's body, and the "weak" Fall Guy was sent flying.

However, the girl watched warily in the direction Itsuka Shido had flown away, because she sensed that he had not been defeated.

Indeed, Itsuka Shido contacted Toyama Kinji almost immediately.

Itsuka Shido: "Senpai! When I was looking for my sister, I met a lovely woman. She thinks I killed her and she attacked me. What should I do?"

Itsuka Shido was confused; he didn't know what to do.

Kinji Toyama replied almost instantly: "The principle is very simple. According to the boss, you are too weak, so weak that she thinks you are going to kill her. As long as you are stronger than her and beat her up like crazy, she will understand that you are strong but do not want to kill her, and then she will not think that you are going to kill her."

At this moment, Itsuka Shido suddenly asked curiously, "What if she feels that I am stronger than her, and she thinks that I want to kill her?"

Kinji Toyama: "It's simple, just beat her up again. If she runs away, find her and beat her up. If she tries to escape using spatial powers, use the rented trial version of Enma Blade to cut through the space and beat her up. As long as you beat her until she believes you didn't kill her, she won't bother you the next time you meet."

When Liu Yuan first taught him the philosophy of beating people, he was skeptical. But after using it for so long, he found that beating people who were an obstacle in his life was incredibly effective, regardless of their strength or weakness; the key was to beat them until they believed in him.

However, Kinji Toyama noticed that Shido Itsuka used "she" and continued, "When dealing with girls, you can go easy on them. Just use your newly acquired ability; it's not very lethal, and outsiders won't feel any sense of insult."

Itsuka Shido said, "Thank you, senior. I understand now. You are truly a master!"

Kinji Toyama: "You flatter me. This is the strategy for an ordinary life that the boss taught me. I hope you can also live an ordinary life."

The conversation on TT only took a few seconds, while in reality, Itsuka Shido had already transformed into a limp humanoid form. Because of his jelly bean form, he couldn't run very fast.

"What the senior said makes sense. In her eyes, I am too weak, so weak that I am afraid of the strong, so weak that I want to kill the strong. In that case, I will make her understand my heart!"

Shido Itsuka understood. Normally, he wouldn't believe someone saying that. But this internet cafe was too magical; it was filled with people from all over the world, and even gods from other worlds.

The experienced internet cafe staff were also very tactful. Knowing he was a complete newbie, they let him and Ichika Orimura win when playing Fall Guys, and even told him what to do and what he could do. How could he use the internet cafe to improve his life and achieve a more ordinary existence?

That's why he believed Kinji Toyama's suggestion.

He went.

This time he didn't use his Fall Guy form because Fall Guys aren't very fast. This girl looked strong, jumping and bouncing around; if he got knocked away, things would be bad.

Since Fall Guys are too difficult to handle, let's make Soft Guys instead.

Transform! Soft Human.

Itsuka Shido transformed into a limp, gray-bodied man, seemingly boneless. Then, he unleashed an invincible dolphin jump!

The various maneuvers in Human: Fall Flat are all quite simple; the dolphin jump is similar to the super jump in Survival. Twisting left and right, a few breaths...

In the meantime, Itsuka Shido rushed past at a speed of 500 kilometers per hour.

What are you?!

At that moment, the purple-haired girl's eyes widened in disbelief. What did she see? A gray, limp creature charging straight at her?

He subconsciously used the power of the spirit, but the opponent directly pierced through his shield.

She had no time to think about what it was, nor to stop the attacks from others. She swung her weapon directly at Itsuka Shido's body.

However, this time Itsuka Shido was not cut down at all.

All that could be seen was Itsuka Shido's sticky, round hand slapping onto her weapon, and no matter how she attacked, Itsuka Shido wouldn't fly away.

The skill he learned in Human: Fall Flat is to hold on to anyone who you have, no matter who they are, unless it means mutual destruction.

"Heh, your defeat..."

Shido Itsuka was about to say something cool when he noticed a bunch of girls in strange armor aiming at him from the air. There was even Origami Luan.

This won't do; this isn't the place for me to commit violence. After all, there are so many people here, and she's a girl in front of me; she has to save face.

At the same time, Itsuka Shido also noticed that the girl in front of him seemed to be about to use a spacequake.

"Spacequake! Spacequake? I'm going to die..."

Just as he was getting nervous, he suddenly remembered Kinji Toyama's words and immediately spent a lot of money to rent a trial version of Enma Sword.

The trial version of the Yamato cannot strip away concepts, but it can sever space. It's also extremely expensive, costing 100,000 yen per second. But it doesn't matter; Itsuka Shido has already read the diaries of other customers in the internet cafe. 100,000 yen is just internet cafe currency; he's confident he can earn it.

The key now is to prevent the girl in front of us from escaping.

And so, Itsuka Shido became a jelly bean at that moment.

And when he transformed into a jelly bean, he snatched the weapon from the girl's hand and broke it.