I'm just an internet cafe owner

"How is that possible!"

Jeanne Alter and Jill gasped in surprise as a massive meteorite falling from the sky brought Jill to a halt.

Taking advantage of this moment, Fujimaru Kaori took out the Spirit Horse Whistle, blew it hard, and Torret appeared in front of her.

"My horse! My horse! Get me out of here!!!"

This horse was the one given to Melina, the wooden figure, at the beginning, and it held great significance for every one of the Faded Ones. Whether climbing mountains, traversing hills, or fighting, this horse helped Fujimaru Kaori countless times.

This time, it will take the 'master thief' Fujimaru Kaori and escape from the crime scene.

"Gotta go!"

The bipedal dragons tried to give chase, but all the flying bipedal dragons were brought down by the Estite meteorite. The monsters on the ground tried to escape, but were easily intercepted by the sea monsters controlled by the eldest brother.

Sea monsters are deadly to most people, but for the clone teardrop that copied Fujimaru Kaori's attributes, the requirements for using this thing are probably even lower than those for the Rock Staff.

The emulating teardrop knew it couldn't hold out much longer. Once the faded one left the combat zone, its ashes would automatically dissipate.

However, with Torret around, it's impossible for an ordinary person to catch up with Fujimaru Kaori.

Three minutes later, the teardrops disappeared, and Fujimaru Kaori rode off on her horse and vanished from sight.

"Chase! Chase! We must retrieve the Spiral City Bible!"

Logically, a Heroic Spirit's Noble Phantasm cannot be stolen, but after Fujimaru Kaori stole it, he lost all connection with the Noble Phantasm. The Noble Phantasm must be retrieved, no matter the cost.

A few kilometers away in the forest, Torret stopped.

"Whew, that was exciting, so exciting! But we can't rest until tomorrow. Oh no!"

Fujimaru Kaori heard the roars of wyverns in the sky; there were many of them, coming from all directions. But after they dispersed to different directions, their numbers decreased significantly, with at least four wyverns flying directly above Fujimaru Kaori's head.

These are merely scouting the escape route of Fujimaru Kaori. Once she is found, a massive army will be pressing in. At that time, Gilles will lead all the Heroic Spirits to show Fujimaru Kaori what true cruelty is.

"Hiss, Torret, they can sell this thing to the boss, do you think they can?"

Torret hissed softly. How many despicable things had it done with its master in the Elden Ring? Sneaking into someone's kidneys, stealing someone's treasure and running away, using a rock ball to ride a horse and bully others for being slow.

Anyway, I've never done any human resources work, so hunting a few wyverns isn't a big deal.

"Oh! You're saying they're very valuable!"

If Torret could speak, she would definitely loudly refute, "I didn't," but Fujimaru Kaori is currently short of money, and she feels she needs to prepare some backup plans.

What if this treasure is stolen and lost? What if I don't have money for internet access tomorrow? It feels like I'm losing a fortune if I don't go online for even a day.

I need to keep a copy for myself, and also get some valuable stuff.

She took the Lion's Great Bow out of her backpack, placed it on Rahn's spear bow, and aimed.

"call out!"

The giant arrow crackling with purple lightning

A wyvern pierced through the air, and as the other three approached, Fujimaru Kaori drew her bow and fired again. Within seconds, only one remained in the sky.

It wanted to escape, it wanted to go back and report the news, but just as it was about to escape, a rain of arrows fell from the sky.

"Hehe~ Materials~ Materials~"

In the Elden Ring, dragon hearts are a very important material, and killing dragons yields a large amount of runes. Therefore, these dragons should also be very valuable.

Since it's valuable... since we're already here, let's not run away.

"Toret, go gather the materials."

Fujimaru Kaori rode her pony, happily collecting materials.

Surprisingly, she also managed to get some rather valuable items from the wyvern.

Dragon teeth, ten of them can be exchanged for one hour of internet access.

Five Dragon Hearts can be exchanged for one game.

Ten dragon claws can buy a snack. But these things are too big and inconvenient to carry.

Dragon meat is worthless, but it tastes pretty good when grilled; one bite is alright. The system judges the rest of the items to be worthless, but the clever Fujimaru Kaori thought of this creature. Internet cafes wouldn't accept it, but it might be useful to Chaldea. So she shook the summoning bell and summoned Mary.

"Fujimaru! What's wrong?"

"Help me find something to collect, hurry, I'm being chased."

"what?"

Mary's face showed a big question mark, but now was not the time to be confused. She could see that Fujimaru was anxious, so she helped her identify what the wyvern had that was useful.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the city, Fujimaru Ritsuka, Matthew, and Fou, who had been brought to this world, showed expressions of panic when they discovered that the people around them were gone.

"Fujimaru? Fujimaru! Little sister! Little sister."

Fujimaru Ritsuka knew very well that what she hated most was being called "little sister." If she was trying to hide it, calling her that would definitely make her recognize her.

Matthew was also calling out from the side, "Senior! Senior."

Fufu was calling out too, but nothing came of it.

Just then, Roman's projection appeared beside them.

"What happened? Has Fujimaru Kaori disappeared?"

"Yes, she disappeared after she was teleported here."

"Has something gone wrong? Let me check her vital signs."

Roman quickly searched for Fujimaru Kaori's life signal, but found nothing nearby. Expanding the search area to the entire singularity, he detected a faint signal. However, there was strong shielding there, making it impossible to contact Fujimaru Kaori.

"Detected, but unable to contact her. She is heading in this direction."

Now the question is, should we find Fujimaru Kaori first, or deal with this singularity first?

Roman did not offer any advice, as the choice would have to be made by Fujimaru Ritsuka, who was present at the scene.

"Go find Fujimaru. I'm worried about her being alone."

"Ok!"

Matthew nodded vigorously. She was just as worried that Fujimaru Kaori would have trouble adapting to life in an unfamiliar place, and even more worried that she might encounter enemies, which would be dangerous.

That was indeed the case, but it wasn't Fujimaru Kaori who was in danger, but rather the wyverns and various magical beasts that were hunting her.

As a Faded One, what's most important? Strategy, of course! A Faded One who recklessly charges in without thinking will most likely be killed by a hail of blades, hammers, and water birds.

She knew she couldn't unleash her full power to cut down these dragons right now. Since she couldn't use her ultimate, she'd resort to sneak attacks! Stealth kills, long-range arrows. Kill one, then rush in and pull out its teeth; if she could dig out its heart, she would; if not, she'd just run.

Putting everything else aside, he managed to get 50 dragon teeth and 3 dragon hearts in just one day.

If she could sell all the loot now, she decided to use the money from the treasure weapon sales to go online, and use the money she earned from materials to treat herself. She'd worked so hard; she deserved to reward herself with some good food and drinks.

Chapter Thirty-Two: The Boss Teaches Customers How to Be Disgusting

For eleven hours, Fujimaru Kaori mastered guerrilla warfare to its fullest extent. She ran to where there were fewer people and attacked whoever was weaker.

Jill could never guess her behavior patterns, and her attacks were like those of a ghost.

One Heroic Spirit stated that he personally witnessed Fujimaru Kaori sneak up behind a two-headed wyvern and stab it in the rear with a sword larger than herself. He claimed he had ignored Fujimaru Kaori's actions until later, when he recalled seeing it but didn't know why he had ignored it.

In addition, Fujimaru Kaori's behavior was also somewhat cruel. None of the dead wyverns were intact, which frightened the entire wyvern colony.

However, their efforts paid off. After eleven hours, based on the location where Fujimaru Kaori appeared, Jeanne Alter located Fujimaru Kaori.

"You laughable springtail, you've been discovered."

The long battle had left Fujimaru Kaori somewhat exhausted, but facing a powerful Heroic Spirit like Jeanne Alter, she did not back down, but instead drew her shield and club.

"The Dragon Witch? The legendary Joan of Arc? Tsk tsk, how pitiful to have fallen to such a state. But too bad, you're destined not to catch me today."

Fujimaru Kaori calmly gathered all her belongings, then raised her left middle finger and pointed downwards with her right thumb. At the same time, she changed her weapons to the Golden Tree Great Shield and a magic staff.

"Roar! My wrath!"

Jeanne Alter didn't say much; all she wanted now was to kill the person before her. This human did indeed possess some special abilities, but humans and Heroic Spirits...

The gap between them couldn't be bridged by these petty tricks. Now, she was going to get rid of the person who had disgusted her all night.

however…

"A golden return!"

The moment the Noble Phantasm struck Fujimaru Kaori, she raised her shield. Golden patterns appeared on the front of the shield, and Jeanne d'Arc Alter's Noble Phantasm was blocked at that instant.

The fire damage from a critical hit is judged as magic damage, and when the block is successful, a golden energy blast tracks towards Jeanne Alter.

"what?"

She had never seen this move before. She tried to cleave it with her weapon, but her intuition told her that it was impossible to cleave.

Without any hesitation, he immediately ordered the wyvern beside him to block the attack.

"Tsk."

Fujimaru Kaori was somewhat disappointed; she had thought she could use this method to defeat Jeanne Alter, who had stolen her weapon at the last moment. She hadn't expected to fail, but it didn't matter. Tonight's gains had been very substantial, and…

"4D Space Internet Cafe is now open! Come and have some fun!"

In an instant, Fujimaru Kaori was transported to an internet cafe. Her sudden disappearance stunned everyone present.

Without a trace, vanishing right before everyone's eyes—what does this prove? It proves she has the ability to leave directly; she's just playing around, just toying with people.

"Damn it! I'll kill you! I'll kill you, I absolutely have to kill you!"

Rage filled Jeanne Alter's mind; she had only one thought: to kill Fujimaru Kaori and tear her to pieces.

Inside the internet cafe, Liu Yuan flashed a professional smile the moment it opened for business.

"Welcome, pfft! Cough cough cough, welcome to... I mean, to the internet cafe, pfft... Hahahaha!"

Fujimaru Kaori is hilarious right now. She's covered in dragon teeth, her legs are bound with dragon hearts of various sizes, she has a strange book hanging from her waist, and a straw hat on her head. Her face is also covered in mud. She's as funny as can be.

"Stop laughing, stop laughing, boss. Let's see what price we can sell these for."

"Ahem, okay, Kisara, take Fujimaru to take a bath, it's free."

Kisara, who was standing to the side, covered his mouth and nodded: "Understood, come with me."

Fujimaru Kaori hurriedly put her belongings on the table: "Just convert it to internet fees, and by the way! Give me a deluxe package worth ten hours of internet access!"

"I'm sure you'll be satisfied."