I write novels in Liyue

I feel like Hu Tao could easily drive him crazy.

"I've already thought of the general meaning of the lines. It's like, even if you don't have any serious illnesses, what if you get cursed to death? So let's book the funeral parlor's services. That way, if you suddenly get cursed to death, we won't have to worry about collecting the body."

Hu Tao said, "How about it? Not bad, right? And this can also remind everyone not to get angry and to value harmony. It's the same principle as when I reminded people that if they die from illness, they need someone to collect their bodies. Think about it, if I remind them to buy the services of the Rebirth Hall, it's good if they buy them, but if they don't, they will pay more attention to their health. Isn't that killing two birds with one stone?"

"Hu Tao said."

"Although something feels off, what you said, Master, seems to make a lot of sense, and I'm speechless."

Old Meng was speechless and choked with emotion.

"Old Meng, I'm leaving this to you. Write a slogan using the story of Fang Qiu cursing Wang Situ to death. Remember, don't use such cold and impersonal lines."

Hu Tao waved her hand and, without waiting for Lao Meng's reply, said, "Alright, let's continue reading."

Old Meng sighed helplessly.

Once the head of the hall has made a decision, even Mr. Zhongli can't fundamentally change it...

At this moment, many novel enthusiasts noticed this location.

They were all amused by Wang Lang.

Was it really true that with just a few words, Zhuge Liang would surrender and the Shu army would retreat without a fight?

"Tsk tsk, that old scoundrel Fang Qiu is really ruthless when he curses. If I were to start a fight with him, I really wouldn't be able to win."

“It’s alright, I can lend you the Wangshu Sword that I bought a couple of days ago. You can use the sword to scold him, and he won’t dare to talk back.”

"Old thief with a white beard, white-haired scoundrel, has lived seventy-six years in vain. Tsk tsk, Fang Qiu's insults are really good. I'll go find that old man who won a thousand Mora from me when he played chess and gambling tomorrow. If I lose, I'll curse him like that."

"Have some decency. If you accidentally kill him with your words, that would be considered premeditated murder, and you might end up in the afterlife with him."

"Really? I've never studied the law, you're not lying to me?"

"I know a very capable legal expert. Would you like to consult her?"

How much is the consultation fee?

"One thousand moras is the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, starting with one incense stick."

"Ahem, I was just kidding... How could I possibly actually insult an elderly person? I'm a person who honors my bets, respects the elderly and cares for the young, how could I possibly kill someone to silence them for a thousand Mora..."

At the window of the teahouse.

"I've learned something."

Araki Ichito nodded.

"Boss, what did you learn?"

Hisagi Shinobu, who was sitting opposite him reading a book, asked.

"Hahaha, when I get back to Inazuma, I'll use Miss Fang Qiu's words to scold Kujo Tengu. Hahaha, I'll definitely be able to scold her until she can't say a word for a long time."

Arataki Ichito laughed.

"Aren't these words appropriate for Kujo Sara?"

Kuki-nin asked.

"why?"

Ara-taki Ichidou couldn't understand.

"Putting everything else aside, Kujo Sara is still very young. He doesn't fit the descriptions of 'old thief with a white beard' or 'white-haired scoundrel' at all, does he?"

"Hiruzen said."

"That's not important, as long as I can curse."

Araki Ichito said, "Oh right, Shinobu, I forgot to ask, did you get your graduation certificate yet?"

"I went to the academy to ask. Although the graduation certificate is ready, they hope I can wait until the academy's graduation ceremony to receive it. At that time, outstanding seniors from the academy will return to the academy to give a speech."

Kuki Shinobu said, "Anyway, since you need to find Miss Fang Qiu, and we'll be staying in Liyue for a while, I agreed."

“That’s fine, but Liyue Harbor is much bigger than I imagined. Finding Miss Fang Qiu will be quite difficult…”

Araki Ichito said with some annoyance.

"Boss, we can ask Liyue Publishing."

"Arataki Ichito said."

"That makes sense. As expected of Shinobu, the second strategist of my Araki Faction, hahaha."

Araki Ichito laughed loudly, "Besides Miss Fang Qiu, there's also the head of the Rebirth Hall and that legal advisor... I forgot what, anyway, his name is Yan Fei. I'm inviting them to join my Araki Faction!"

"The head of the Hall of Rebirth? Yan Fei?"

Hisahito was taken aback.

"What, Ah Ren, you know them too?"

Araki Ichito was taken aback and asked.

"Yanfei is my senior at the academy. The academy said that some outstanding seniors would be returning to the academy to give speeches, and Yanfei is one of them."

"Hiruzen said."

"Your benefactor is actually your senior sister? What a coincidence! That makes things convenient."

"Arataki Ichito said."

"benefactor?"

Hisaki Shinobu was slightly taken aback.

Seeing that Hisuki was puzzled, Araki Ichito told him what had happened that morning.

"I see."

Hisaki Shinobu nodded.

“That’s perfect. I’ll attend your graduation ceremony too, and that’ll be a good opportunity to repay your kindness.”

"Arataki Ichito said."

"Uh... well."

Hisaki hesitated for a moment, then agreed.

Then she asked, "And what about the head of the Hall of Rebirth?"

"Didn't I say before that I gave up my spot to someone else? It was the head of the Rebirth Hall who traded a 30% discount coupon for the Rebirth Hall with Dong Zhuo."

"Arataki Ichito said."

"Uh... Boss, why are you exchanging for a coupon for Wangshengtang... Do you even know what Wangshengtang does?"

Hisahito was taken aback and asked.

"Uh, what does it do?"

Ararataki Ichidou asked.

"You changed it without knowing?"

Hisaki Shinobu's eyes widened.

"With such a great discount, it seems like a perfect deal, right?"

Ararataki Ichidou asked.

"Boss..."

Jiuqi covered her forehead. Having studied in Liyue for so long, she naturally knew the name of the Hall of Rebirth.

So she carefully explained the Shōsei-dō to Araki Ichito.

Upon hearing this, Araki Ichito was immediately shocked and exclaimed that he had been taken advantage of.

He recalled that the other party had indeed never lied to him from beginning to end...

We can only swallow our pride and bear it.

They continued looking down.

book.

After Wang Lang's death, Guo Huai fell into Zhuge Liang's trap, and Cao Zhen suffered a great defeat.

"Though the divine tortoise lives a long life, it too has its end; though a hero grows old, his heart remains undaunted..."

While practicing swordsmanship, the demoted Sima Yi recited Cao Cao's poem "Though the Tortoise Lives Long," and even used Wang Lang as an example to educate his son.

However, the son bluntly told Sima Yi that Wang Lang was dead.

Despite being humiliated, Sima Yi showed no anger and instead began to criticize Wang Lang for his narrow-mindedness.

At this time, Cao Rui handed over power to Sima Yi and personally led the expedition.

After Sima Yi quelled Meng Da's rebellion, Zhuge Liang anticipated that Sima Yi would take the Jieting route.

Upon hearing this, Ma Su immediately pledged to defend Jieting.

So, under Zhuge Liang's repeated instructions, Ma Su led his troops out.

However, when readers saw that Ma Su had not stayed at the foot of the mountain as Zhuge Liang had instructed, almost all the novel enthusiasts who read this part felt a pang of unease.

"Something feels off..."

"I remember, when Lord Guan died, it seemed like something similar happened..."

"Your idea is very dangerous... If Zhuge Liang were to die, I wouldn't have the motivation to continue watching."

"Hopefully Zhuge Liang has a backup plan... but it feels very unlikely..."

Everyone looked down with worried expressions.

as predicted.

The street pavilion is broken.

The situation is critical.

To everyone's relief, Zhuge Liang had learned of Xiaoyi's intentions in advance and had begun an orderly retreat.