I write novels in Liyue

"I'd like a serving of butter crab."

"I'd like a plate of stir-fried pork with carrots and a serving of 'hoof juice'."

After the novel enthusiasts finished ordering, they noticed two figures, one in blue and one in red, sitting in the restaurant.

The one in red is Amber, the famous scout knight of Mondstadt.

They were about to greet Amber when they saw the blue-haired woman sitting opposite her.

Yura.

Yura Lawrence, a descendant of sinners.

The blood of sinners flows in his veins.

"is her……"

"Why is Miss Amber always spending time with this woman...?"

"The Lawrence family..."

Hearing the crowd's discussion, Sarah, the deer hunter, couldn't help but sigh, her eyes filled with worry.

"Hmph, I'll remember this grudge."

Feeling the unfriendly gazes of the crowd, Yura picked up her teacup, took a sip, and made a sound of dissatisfaction.

Amber, sitting opposite Yura, smiled at the group of novel enthusiasts, then turned to Yura and said:

"Wow, so many people buying books! By the way, Yura, what are your plans for today? I heard some books from Liyue are being delivered. Want to go check them out together?"

"Liyue's book?"

Yura raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, I've heard that author named Fang Qiu is really talented."

Amber said, "I think those people were holding books written by that author named Fang Qiu."

"I'm not really interested. I plan to go to Cat's Tail Tavern and drink until evening, then go home and sleep."

Yura shook her head and said.

"That won't do. You finally have a holiday, how can you spend it in a pub... Come with me to buy books, I'll treat you to lunch."

Amber said.

"Hmph, forcing me to change my plans, I'll remember this grudge."

Yura sighed helplessly, then snorted, crossed her arms, and said.

"Yura, you're the best."

Amber said with a smile.

They quickly finished breakfast and headed to the nearest bookstore.

Looking at the long line ahead, Yura frowned and said, "This line is way too long!"

"After all, today is the book release day, and this time there's a book being released by Liyue. Most importantly, the book by that author named Fang Qiu has been promoted by major bookstores for several days, so it's naturally very popular."

Amber said.

"I see."

Yura frowned, and just as she was about to say something, she suddenly noticed a boy in green sitting on a bench by the fountain, looking at a book with great interest.

"It's him? That bard."

Yura raised an eyebrow and said, "I didn't expect him to have the leisure to read novels?"

"Hey, the book he's reading seems to be written by Fang Qiu... Hmm... What's it called again? Oh, right, it's called 'Eternal Ship'."

Amber looked closely at the book the boy in green was holding, pondered for a moment, and then said.

"Oh? That's interesting."

Yura became somewhat interested.

She got along well with the drunken poet; they often drank together at Angel's Gift.

We've become drinking buddies.

The bard even turned the Lawrence family's sinful past into a lighthearted and humorous poem, which made her laugh.

She remembered this grudge.

However, even that drunken poet actually made time for his precious drinking to read a book about that man named Fang Qiu.

This made Yura quite curious: what kind of book did that Fang Qiu write?

"The Eternal Ship, right? I'll buy a copy later too."

Yura smiled faintly and said.

“Okay, but I want to buy all her books so I don’t have to queue up again. Yesterday I heard from a businessman who was doing business with Kaiya that Fang Qiu is quite famous in Liyue. Every time she releases a book, a large number of readers line up to buy it. Many people who don’t read books have become novel lovers after they’ve been exposed to Fang Qiu’s books. The number of people queuing up increases every time she releases a book.”

Amber said with anticipation, "I heard that the businessman said that Fang Qiu's book is also a bestseller in Inazuma."

"That impressive? Hmm... wait, a businessman who's doing business with Kaiya? What kind of business is he doing?"

Yura asked.

"I was curious at the time, so I listened in for a bit, and they didn't seem to mind me at all."

Amber said, "It seems that Klee was being childish before. In order to let the people of Liyue see the Bouncing Bomb, she made a huge Bouncing Bomb plush toy and asked Kaeya to contact a merchant who was going to Liyue to do business and bring the plush toy to Liyue."

"and then?"

Yura asked with some curiosity.

"Then the bouncy bomb plush toy was bought by Wangshengtang. After a while, someone contacted him and said they wanted to order a thousand of the same bouncy bomb plush toys."

Amber said.

"Order one thousand?"

Yura was taken aback.

"Yeah, they said it's for use as a seat... to protect the back and waist well. Although it seems to go against Klee's original intention, it seems that Kaeya still accepted the order."

Amber said.

"I see."

Yura nodded, smiled faintly, and said, "The people of Liyue are really interesting. I wonder which genius came up with this method of use."

After saying that, she continued to ask, "By the way, what is the Hall of Rebirth?"

"The Hall of Rebirth, I've heard my grandfather mention it before. It's the organization in Liyue that oversees funeral rites and processions."

Amber said.

Why would a funeral home order plush bouncy bombs?

Yura frowned and said, "It can't be given to the deceased's family, can it?"

"It wasn't an order from the Hall of Rebirth; it's said that it was placed by the Tianquan faction of Liyue."

Amber said.

"I see. I was wondering what the point of Wangshengtang buying so many plush toys was..."

Yura said thoughtfully, "Most people wouldn't associate a funeral with a bouncing bomb, would they?"

……

at this time.

Liyue.

The vast Liyue Harbor gradually awoke from its slumber, and a ray of golden sunlight shone down.

The cries of vendors rose and fell in waves.

Many people who were drunk were also stung by the sunlight and groggily got up from the ground.

The guy who fell headfirst into the grass was kicked in the butt by the old man who got up early in the morning, who angrily scolded him for damaging the environment.

The author, who was sleeping in, was dragged out of bed by his wife.

"Still sleeping! Still sleeping! How can you sleep at your age? Have you no ambition? Have you sold over 10,000 copies, or has your novel been adapted into a film by Lord Tianquan? Can't you learn from Fang Qiu? Fang Qiu has probably already gotten up and written a thousand or two thousand words, and you're still sleeping."

The author got out of bed, looked at his wife in front of him, and fell into deep thought.

Who on earth turned that gentle and lovely girl into this...?

It's Fang Qiu!

That wretched Fang Qiu!

Why are you working so hard for no reason? It's infuriating!

He could easily support his family with his income, and even take his wife on vacation to Mondstadt when he had free time.

But ever since they went to the Heyu Tea House to watch the movie "Chinese Paladin 1" the day before yesterday, everything has changed...

Yesterday she went to Wanwen Bookstore and bought a whole bunch of Fang Qiu's books, and even demanded that he write a work of the same caliber as "The Legend of Sword and Fairy 1"...

But Fang Qiu's works are not so easy to write!

At this time.

Inside Fang Qiu's rented room.

Fang Qiu's inner garment was extremely disheveled, revealing a large expanse of snow-white skin, as well as the moon-white bodice that was pushed up high beneath the inner garment.

Hu Tao's hand was placed on Fang Qiu's exposed, flat, white abdomen, her fingertips even squeezing into the edge of Fang Qiu's pants.

The two were fast asleep.

"Well……"

Fang Qiu looked comfortable, her lips moving slightly as she murmured.

In her soft, dreamy murmur, Fang Qiu rolled over and hugged Hu Tao, who was sleeping beside her, pressing her body tightly against Hu Tao's and placing her left leg on top of Hu Tao.

Her chest pressed against Hu Tao's body, and was squeezed out of shape.