Sir! Don't close the net!
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"Lei, if I remember correctly, you and Li Yili are currently conducting an undercover operation, right?"
Valkyrie, who was giving Li Yili threatening looks, suddenly straightened up and, under Li Yili's disgusted gaze, took her arm. "That's right, Li Yili and I are working very hard on an extremely dangerous undercover operation, but as you can see, not only have we not been exposed, but we've also climbed to the position of minister of the Black Goat, and now we even have the life of the Flame Elf in our hands."
"So, you're going to use this trip to the sea to climb up to a cadre position?" Valkyr Iris smiled.
Valkyrie's expression stiffened, and her imposing manner subconsciously softened. Just as she was about to deny it with an awkward smile, Li Yili raised her chin and showed a thoughtful expression, "It's not that I haven't considered this matter."
“Is that so?” Valkyrie raised an eyebrow slightly.
“I didn’t originally plan to climb to this position, but now that I’m in the ministerial position, I have to consider the issue of exposure. I think most ministers who are still alive should already know about me,” Li Yili spread her hands. “I don’t want to live a life of constant anxiety after retirement. In fact, the guarantees this guy makes are worrying. The only thing she can trust is her guarantee about the bedroom project.”
As she spoke, Li Yili raised her hand and patted Valhou Lei's exposed thigh.
Valkyrie's lips twitched, but she maintained her elegant smile.
"So you mean you want to stay with the young black goat forever?"
"Let the kid go undercover," Valkyrie leaned forward slightly.
After a moment's thought, Li Yili replied seriously, "This won't do any harm to Galar Horn. Although I don't know why, Galar Horn is currently trying every means to collect heritage, while the Old Ones don't have a clear settlement area, and their target is only pollutants. There's no clear conflict with Galar Horn, and even—"
Li Yili paused and didn't continue, while Valkyrie smiled and said, "It can create an excuse for the Galar Horn, just like Guo Weidun did."
Li Yili's lips twitched slightly downwards. Noticing the change in Li Yili's expression, Valqiu Lei immediately raised her arm, grabbed Li Yili's neck, and forcefully pressed Li Yili's face against her chest. She glared fiercely at Valqiu Yuan, "Why are you exchanging glances! He is my top-priority subordinate, and also my man!"
"Really? Aren't you his mistress?" Valkyrie raised her hand and twirled a strand of hair behind her ear.
“This is just a flirtatious act!” Valhae Rae raised her voice.
"Really?" Valkyrie smiled, separating her fingers that had been clasped together, and brushing her right index finger across the armrest of the sofa. "It's genuine leather, hmm, I've decided, I'll be staying here for a while."
"Huh? Why should I?!"
With a flick of her wrist, Valkyrie felt a dizzying sensation and fell to the ground with a thud. However, Valkyrie did not offer to help Li Yili up. Instead, she stood up, placed her foot on the table, lowered her body, and stared directly at Valkyrie.
"I'm the Valkyrie in charge of monitoring Instas. Having me here can save Li Yili a lot of trouble, a lot~"
"This place is already full!"
"Really? This place looks quite spacious. If it's really not enough..." Valkyrie chuckled, "Why don't you sleep on the sofa?"
Valkyrie's lips twitched. "What about your identity?! This is the house where the Sheep Village Logistics Minister keeps his mistress!"
"If you can keep one mistress, then of course you can keep a second one."
Valkyrie leaned back and found a comfortable position against the back of the sofa, raising her arms to rest on the back of the sofa.
"Is this outrageous! Is this outrageous! The head of Yangcun Logistics actually lets two mistresses live in the same house?!"
Li Yili raised her head with difficulty, "Um... I thought that Valkyrie was the only exception."
"Hey—what do you mean by this! Are you trying to get the short end of the stick?!"
“You’re wrong about that, Levi’s Est. Richard. It’s not that Valkyrie is an exception; the only exception is you,” Valkyrie said, her eyes narrowing slightly.
"special case?"
Li Yili sat up straight with a serious expression.
"Is it because only I can tolerate Valhae Rei? Actually, I'm just lusting after her body."
"No, it's Valkyrie who desires your body."
Chapter Seventy: Go ahead and lick it, don't mind me.
The shocking fact left Li Yili momentarily at a loss for how to react. Logically, it shouldn't be him who should be reacting in this situation, but rather Valhou Rai. Valhou Rai would be making a huge fuss at this moment, while he only needs to smile and then make some sarcastic remarks as appropriate.
But strangely, Valkyrie neither danced and shouted excitedly, nor did she dismiss it as if she had heard something ridiculous; instead, she fell silent.
That's where things get complicated.
"Well—that's just how great I am as a man."
Li Yili's intuition told her that it was best not to delve too deeply into this matter, otherwise he might learn some things he shouldn't know.
“I don’t mind if you stay here, Miss Valkyrie, as my second mistress. After all, I won’t lose out no matter how you look at it,” Li Yili said, gesturing with her fingers. “In fact, I would like to hope that you can reach a certain understanding with us, because I’m leaving for Thorn, the former capital of Eden, tomorrow to investigate some things.”
“Thorns, eh? Lei, your subordinates certainly have a keen intuition,” Valhae Iris raised an eyebrow and gave a meaningful smile.
"Really? Very perceptive indeed."
Valkyrie sat back down, leaning against the armrest of the sofa, gently swirling her wine glass. Her listless demeanor reminded Li Yili of the long-lost feeling of being amazed by Valkyrie's aloof and unapproachable aura when she first met her.
However, it seemed that Valkyrie wasn't in a good mood, so Li Yili was very considerate and didn't choose this time to make Valkyrie look all wrinkled.
"Aren't you going to stop me?" Li Yili was a little surprised. He hadn't forgotten Valqiu Lei's reaction when she heard he was going to Thorn; she was almost ready to cry, make a scene, and even threaten suicide.
“This is indeed a very troublesome matter, but trouble also means unimaginable gains,” Valkyr Iris raised her right index finger. “In the matter of Instas, Thorns is indeed worth the risky exploration, and Galar Horn doesn’t mind having another piece of information that can be used to attack Bishop Azavet. So I support your actions and can provide you with the assistance you need.”
One refused wholeheartedly, while the other offered their full support.
“If I had to find a reason to reject your proposal,” Valkyrie tapped her forehead with her raised finger, “it would be that this matter is too troublesome to report.”
Lee
Iri turned to look at Valhae Rae, her eyes narrowed.
"cough--"
Valkyrie coughed heavily and turned her face away. "I call this being cautious, thank you. You can only go by yourself. Wouldn't it be terrible if something unexpected happened during the process?"
"You're just too lazy to report it, aren't you?"
"..."
"Because I can't bear to part with you. What would I do if something happened to you? Do you understand how much I miss you?"
Valkyrie's eyelids drooped slightly, and the fragile quality in her voice made Li Yili unable to resist raising her hand and pressing it against Valkyrie's beautiful face.
“I want to confirm the extent of the assistance I can get,” Li Yili said, tilting her head to avoid Valhou Rai’s waving hands and forcefully pressing Valhou Rai’s head into the sofa.
“The promise made by the Galar Horn is only valid at the time of the promise; after that, it’s all up to fate,” Valkyr Iris shrugged. “I don’t need to remind you of that, do I?”
“Uh…that’s true. If the conditions you offer are too good, it’s no different from not offering any conditions at all,” Li Yili raised her hand and patted her forehead. “So I’d better offer assistance that you can deliver right now, right?”
“Including sleeping with me,” Valkyrie winked at Li Yili.
Just as Li Yili was about to make a lewd joke to skip this part, a sharp pain shot through his finger. Turning his head, he saw that Valqiu Lei had already struggled to open her mouth and bite his tiger's mouth. Her threatening eyes were probably warning him not to respond to Valqiu Yuan's words.
Valkyrie's mouth—he's probably the most knowledgeable person in the world when it comes to it.
"I think I understand the extent of this on-the-spot redemption. I have to say it really makes people want to redeem it on the spot."
Seeing that Li Yili ignored her warning, Valhou Lei's eyes flashed with cold light and she opened her mouth, preparing to leave a mark on the back of Li Yili's hand to declare ownership. However, before she could bite down, Valhou Lei felt a tightness in her throat and began to gag uncontrollably.
Li Yili put her index and middle fingers into her mouth, not only pressing down on her tongue, but also constantly pressing down on her throat.
"Ugh—Li Gu—you—"
Even a powerful Valkyrie can experience various discomforts when taking a nucleic acid test, which is one of the conclusions he drew after living with Valkyrie for more than half a year.
Valkyrie tried desperately to lean back, but unfortunately, the back of her head had already hit the back of the sofa, leaving her with nowhere to retreat. Li Yili was practically on top of her, and when she tried to kick Li Yili away, she was only completely pinned down by Li Yili's raised leg.
Of course, she did consider the option of twisting Li Yili's head off, but that was obviously impossible. She would never choose the only option available to her. In the end, after struggling, Valkyrie simply gave up her dignity and raised her hands above her head to indicate that she would no longer be stubborn.
Li Yili rolled her eyes, pulled out her fingers, and looked at the silver threads between them. She breathed out a breath, thinking of wiping them off with Valqiu Lei's clothes, when Valqiu Yuan, sitting opposite her, suddenly said, "It's okay, you can lick it. Don't worry about me."
Li Yili coughed heavily, quickly rubbed herself on the sofa, and then interlaced her fingers. "I heard that every Valkyrie has a Gungnir. I hope you can give me yours."
Valkyrie raised an eyebrow slightly but remained silent.
"Is that not allowed?" Li Yili narrowed her eyes slightly.
“No, of course, I can even give you the Gungnir that I helped Valkyrie apply for,” Valkyrie smiled slightly, reaching her right hand behind her head. “You don’t need to worry. Although the promise of the Galar Horn is only effective at the time of the promise, the Valkyrie’s promise will always be fulfilled. I think you should know that.”
Li Yili glanced at Valhou Lei, who was wiping her drool, and nodded.
"So there's only one thing you need to worry about."
With a swift movement of her right hand, Valkyrie dropped two long spears, resembling withered branches, which landed in front of Li Yili.
"Can you use Gungnir?"
Valkyrie's straightforwardness put Li Yili at ease. She reached out and grasped one of the Gungnirs, saying, "A Gungnir in your hand is much more powerful than one you throw..."
Li Yili was taken aback and her gaze shifted down to the Gungnir in her hand.
"Ok?"
"What's wrong?" Valqiu Yuan frowned, and Valqiu Lei also huddled up to Li Yili and peeked out.
"Is this Gungnir?" Li Yili awkwardly fiddled with the Gungnir in her hand. "This is indeed Gungnir."
Li Yili's strange self-questioning left Valhou Yuan baffled, while Valhou Lei casually patted Li Yili on the back, "Don't worry about it, even a dwarf master can't mass-produce identical Gungnirs."
"what……"
Li Yili frowned and gripped Gungnir tightly in her hand.
There was indeed a strong force, but having thrown it and missed the target, he was certain that both Gungnirs were missing something crucial.
Chapter 71 Don't underestimate the profession of mistress!
After examining it for a while, aside from the feeling that this definitely wasn't the original Gungnir, Li Yili couldn't find any other problems. Perhaps it was because it was freshly made and hadn't been exposed to the elements.
It feels much better than Valkyrie's hanger, Gungnir.
“Then I have no problem here,” Li Yili placed the Gungnir in her hand on the table. “Unless it is an emergency, I will not take out these two Gungnir. As for the route, I will follow the route prepared by the black goat’s calf. If there are no accidents, I will be back in seven days at most.”
“Mr. Li Yili is indeed reliable, but I wonder if the other side is reliable,” Valkyrie leaned forward and raised her chin meaningfully.
Li Yili wasn't a blockhead; she naturally understood the ambiguous tone of Valqiu Yuan's words and knew what Valqiu Yuan was implying.
Of course, even if he didn't understand, he could guess from Valkyrie's reaction.
"Hey—where's your integrity? If you don't care about integrity, at least pay attention to your chastity, okay?" Valkyrie angrily grabbed Gungnir from the table and smashed it down on Valkyrie's head.
Meanwhile, Valkyrie calmly stepped on the end of another Gungnir, causing the Gungnir, which resembled a withered branch, to rise up, its tip striking the shaft of the Gungnir that Valkyrie was swinging down.
"Stay calm—"
"Hey! Li Yili! Valkyrie is the earliest Valkyrie, and her chastity is an artifact! If you break it, you're damaging an artifact, you know that!" Seeing that she couldn't force Valkyrie to leave, Valkyrie immediately turned her attention to Li Yili.
Li Yili immediately turned to look at Valqiu Yuan, anticipating what was to come, but he also understood the principle that there's always a knife above the dice. According to the usual pattern, Valqiu Yuan would most likely go berserk because Valqiu Lei called her chastity an artifact.
Valkyrie tilted her head. "So what? If I'm Unit 1, and you're Unit 3, what's the difference?"
Valkyrie's lips twitched. She could clearly feel Li Yili's gaze becoming subtle. If she couldn't hold back first, she would be the only one to embarrass herself.
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