Sir! Don't close the net!

"This carving knife... is quite good."

"Six, six! It's already six!"

"Oh, right."

Finally finished fiddling with the tools

Li Yili turned to look at Valhou Lei.

On the verge of tears, Valkyrie suddenly puffed out her chest confidently and waved her hand, "What position do you want! Let me show you the flexibility of my body—"

"It doesn't matter how this happens."

Valkyrie felt as if a bolt of lightning had struck her, leaving her charred and raw.

“It’s not convenient here, let’s go somewhere else,” Li Yili said, getting up and straightening her clothes.

What?! It's just a change of location?! That scared me to death!

Valkyrie breathed a sigh of relief and raised her hand to adjust her hair.

Li Yili picked up the bag full of tools.

Valkyrie's expression changed. "Hey, hey, hey, I only allowed you to get my clothes dirty, I didn't mean to play any perverted games with you."

"If you don't want to come, then don't."

Li Yili raised her hand and waved, then picked up the bag and decisively pushed open the door and went out.

After lingering in place for a while, Valkyrie gritted her teeth, braced herself, and pushed open the door in her high-heeled sandals.

"Okay! I'm coming!"

Twenty minutes later.

"God, this is insane..."

Under the soft sunlight, her fair legs were bent, her snow-white skin trembled slightly, and the heels of her white high-heeled sandals tapped gently back and forth on the bench. Her fair and delicate toes seemed to be enduring something, sometimes curling up and sometimes spreading out.

"Are you crazy?! You want me to saw wood dressed like this?!"

Valkyrie kicked the bench away with her right leg and swung the saw in her hand forcefully at Li Yili, who was squatting on the ground fiddling with a piece of glass that was a finger thick.

"Ha... didn't you used to say things like, 'It's better to be bitten by a dog than to let someone like you touch my body' and 'If it weren't for a comfortable life, who would want to sleep in the same bed with you?' all the time?" Li Yili rolled her eyes, raised her hand to tap the saw blade, and moved the saw away.

"Damn, can't feelings develop over time?!" Valkyrie blushed. "Even without affection, her level of depravity is off the charts!"

“This is also for a comfortable life in the future,” Li Yili stood up, twisted her waist from side to side, glanced at the pocket watch hanging to the side, and exhaled, “You don’t want the Crusaders to come to Guoweidun and wreak havoc, do you?”

Valkyrie's expression changed. "Are you sure? This isn't funny at all."

"Of course I'm sure."

Li Yili tilted her head and gave Valkyrie a bright smile.

"Because I was the one who reported it, if the Crusaders are quick enough, they will arrive in Guweiton in four days."

The saw slammed to the ground with a thud.

With trembling hands, Valkyrie walked up to Li Yili, grabbed her by the neck, and shook her violently back and forth.

"Ah—ah—ah!!! What have you done?! You promised to make sure I eat, drink, and have fun for the next seventy years!"

“Calm down, calm down, believe me, between you and enjoying the next seventy years of my life in Guoweiton, I will definitely choose the latter,” Li Yili said, raising her finger and curtsying towards Valhout.

Valkyrie's face twitched, unsure whether to continue choking Li Yili or let go.

"If you understand, hurry up and get back to work. If this can be accomplished, we will have a perfect ending."

Valkyrie pouted, bent down to pick up the saw, and muttered resentfully, "We should all share the good fortune, don't even think about kicking me aside and keeping it all to yourself."

"I know, I know."

"Don't be so reluctant! You're not losing out! I've already allowed you to get my expensive clothes dirty!"

Chapter Seventy: Miss Shub, it's a pity you don't use those legs to drive a tricycle.

"Phew—he's still got it..."

Li Yili wiped the sweat from her forehead, looked at the device in front of her, and nodded with satisfaction, hands on her hips.

"As expected of me."

"Hey! I made most of the parts, okay? You were just in charge of assembling them!"

Still dressed in her evening gown, Valkyrie waved the saw in her hand at Li Yili and complained resentfully.

“Alright, alright, now comes the most important part,” Li Yili casually tossed the Phillips screwdriver aside, handed the speaker connected to the device to Valhou Rai, and revealed a gentle smile, “Please let your true nature out a little, and say some slutty things in the most bitchy tone, ah, the kind of things you use to hook those simps.”

"..."

“Hey, just now, didn’t you reveal your true nature?” Valkyrie’s eyes twitched wildly. “Let me make this clear first, I’m not that kind of person!”

“Really?” Li Yili raised an eyebrow, looked at the big house not far away, then at Valhou Lei, her eyes clear. “I feel like you’re super good at hooking simps, um… I feel like you also like having a group of people who don’t want anything, just want you to look at them, and who will revolve around you all day long, paying for your every move.”

Valkyrie's lips twitched violently. "You know perfectly well that I can't do that kind of thing."

"But if you could, you would really like that to happen."

“Yes, that’s right,” Valkyrie snatched the megaphone from Li Yili’s hand, glanced at the thimble stuck on the round glass next to her, and couldn’t help but mutter, “Will this really work? Recording the sound and all that, it’s not like the Magic Conch Shell, I don’t understand at all.”

"Ha...do you even understand physics?" Li Yili raised her head.

He slapped his forehead. "I'd like to ask, why can you all accept that a seashell can record a long passage of sound? What's the principle behind it?!"

“Because it’s a legacy,” Valkyrie said with a look that seemed to say, “Have you lost your mind?” “By the way, where’s your communication conch shell? I’ve never seen you use it.”

Li Yili crossed her arms and remained silent for a while before turning her head away. "I'm not SpongeBob SquarePants."

"what?"

“It doesn’t matter how this happens,” Li Yili waved her hand. “Hurry up and record. After that, I still have to go to the Guoweidun Temple to set these up.”

"Alright, alright," Valkyrie said, holding the megaphone, pursing her lips, and after a moment of hesitation, looked at Li Yili. "You simp, just die already. What do you think?"

“No, the best way to make Yeropo An break down is to keep increasing the pressure while making him feel like there’s a chance,” Li Yili pondered for a while, then tilted her head. “For example, I don’t dislike you on a female level. If you could be more outstanding, I might consider that aspect. As for what I mean by outstanding, you know.”

"Oh--"

Valkyrie suddenly realized and gave Li Yili an OK sign.

"I understand now that you put it that way. But have you considered the issue of your voice? A simp... you should know your goddess inside and out, right? Ugh... it's really disgusting to think about."

“You don’t need to worry about that,” Li Yili shrugged. “This thing isn’t that precise, and the Temple of Guoweidun isn’t that quiet either. The more blurred it is, the more effective it will be. Yerobo An will fill in the blanks himself. I think he’s aware that he’s just a bootlicker who will eventually be abandoned.”

"Waaah—you're such a terrible person."

After thinking for a moment, Valkyrie turned around and faced Li Yili with the megaphone in her hand.

"What are you doing?" Li Yili asked warily.

“To get into character,” Valkyrie blinked, her eyes crystal clear. “It’s easier to put on an acting performance when you’re acting in front of someone.”

Li Yili's eyes twitched violently. "Let me make this clear first: don't try to brainwash me into becoming your lapdog. A wolf can't be turned into a dog by a few words."

"Tsk—"

"What are you talking about? I just want to do what you asked me to do seriously."

For the next hour, Valkyrie displayed astonishing talent for being a manipulative woman. To say how astonishing it was, as a straight man, Li Yili was clenched in anger, but the thought that Valkyrie was in the same bed with him instantly put him at ease, and he even became interested afterward.

After all, Valkyrie is usually quite aloof, and when she finds that he doesn't respond to her sweet talk, she starts to make an equal exchange, which is quite practical in a sense.

"Is this alright?" Valkyrie tossed the megaphone to Li Yili, crossed her arms, looked Li Yili up and down, raised an eyebrow, and said with interest as if she had discovered something interesting, "So you like this kind of thing."

“Who knows, maybe it’s because… I like you as a person,” Li Yili tilted her head and smiled gently.

A gentle breeze caressed Valkyrie's face, and the pale green grass swayed slowly.

"..."

"Don't you think it's a bit late to start your pure love offensive now?"

"I thought you'd at least be a little shy, but you were clearly shy when you were wearing clothes earlier."

"Don't make me sound like a pervert, okay?!"

"Then can you be a little more self-aware of your behavior?" Li Yili sighed, picked up the finished round glass, and gently rubbed the surface of the glass with her thumb. The distinct texture made Li Yili sigh involuntarily.

"Hmm, it's starting to feel like a record, but unfortunately what I recorded was... haha..."

Li Yili sighed again and turned to look at Valqiu Lei.

"Come to think of it, we haven't actually gone on any dates, have we? How about we try a period of pure romance and make up for what we missed before?"

Valkyrie was taken aback, but quickly realized, "The date location isn't the Temple of Guweiton, is it?"

"Hahaha—that's right."

"I'm tired."

Valkyrie crossed her arms and glanced sideways as she passed by Li Yili.

"The newest necklace!"

“Don’t assume everything will go your way,” Valkyrie stuck her tongue out at Li Yili and slammed the door shut. “You have that tricycle, right? Go pedal it yourself.”

Li Yili glanced around at her surroundings, then raised her hand and slapped her forehead hard.

"Let's get started."

All the playback devices were disassembled and categorized, and placed in the corner of the trolley. The fragile glass records were wrapped in soft fur and placed in the center of the trolley. To prevent collisions, Li Yili padded a lot of cotton around the glass records.

Li Yili chose to take a slightly longer route, a route that was usually deserted. Although she could make up various excuses, it was still best to avoid being seen by the residents of Guoweidun.

However, before she had walked far, Li Yili saw a person, a very large person, so large that she couldn't help but look at them.

Shub, who was crouching under the shade of a tree looking at something, raised her head and met Li Yili's gaze.

Li Yili tilted her head, stared at the seemingly easy-going Shub for a moment, and then revealed a bright smile.

“Miss Shub, actually, I’ve wanted to say something to you ever since I first met you.”

"It's a shame that you don't use those beautiful legs to ride a tricycle."

Chapter 71 The thing a simp fears most

In the end, Li Yili gave up on the idea of ​​having Shub help him pedal the tricycle. It wasn't because he felt sorry for her, but because Shub was too big. He had already experienced how flexible she was; she was practically a giant marshmallow. So...