Offer blocks to the end times

After saying that, he left with the guardians. Although he wanted to say something more, his side was too weak. He was too weak himself. During his time here, he had to find a way to break through level 100 and become a god. Maybe then he could change the 'settings'.

The guardians glared at the Senju with some resentment, especially Shalltear. She had lost face so badly this time, which made her even angrier. She was determined to find an opportunity... Hmm? But the other party was their teacher; they couldn't hurt her.

The Guardians' thoughts seemed to have triggered a coercive force in this world, causing their way of thinking to suddenly slip into a strange place. Senju, who sensed the change, clicked his tongue in amazement, thinking it was an absolute blow to their intelligence!

They still hate Senju, but because of Senju's status as a teacher,

They had no way to retaliate. Perhaps only Ainz, the reincarnated one, was thinking about how to deal with the Senju. However, at the same time, he also became wary of his guardians. Even in a parallel world, the fact that his subordinates were disobedient made him very unhappy. Now, he remembered Demiurge's words about 'two-legged sheep,' which must be humans.

However, given the current situation, it's impossible to properly punish Demiurge. He'll teach him a lesson when they get back. Of course, Ainz doesn't intend to severely punish his subordinate; it's just a matter of educating him.

Watching them leave, Senju also went home. As Senju left this world, Ainz narrowed his eyes, and a divine artifact in his hand suddenly turned cold. This was an item that could lock onto a person's location; it would heat up when close and cool down when far away. It was a common item in game PvP used to lock onto enemies.

Because Senju discovered his magic and teased him, Ainz remembered this item. He had indeed absorbed a trace of that teacher's aura just now, and could now properly sense that teacher's location.

Moreover, the item he was holding was a divine artifact version, which not only had a longer locking distance but also ignored the target's level. The locked target would not be detected by anyone. In other words, when other low-level items locked onto someone, the target would receive a notification, 'You have been locked onto by an item,' but after this one was used, the system would not give any notification.

Of course, once materialized in reality, level-level items become things that stimulate the other person's spiritual senses, while artifact-level items passively sense the other person's aura, without any worry of being discovered.

"Looks like they went to another world. What a pity. If I had the world-class item 'Kunlun Mirror,' I could also travel between worlds and pinpoint their location," Ainz muttered to himself. There are nine worlds in the YGGDRASIL game, and there are many artifacts that can travel between worlds. This 'Kunlun Mirror' is a world-class item from the same series as all his 'Maps of Mountains and Rivers'.

Unfortunately, he didn't have any of these items, including the Kunlun Mirror, nor any other world-traveling tools. They're still safely stored inside the Great Tomb.

Right now, he only knows that Thousand Hands is no longer in this world because of the artifact in his hand. Hmm, he also noticed that the artifact's feedback to him is very similar to the state of a player who has logged off and no longer exists. However, he did not think too much about it and just assumed that the god had left this world.

Indeed, Senju, who had left that place, was staying at home playing games, with Chito and Yuri by her side. However, the three of them had actually entered a virtual game. This was the latest generation of virtual stealth game developed in Kirito's world, and the machines used combined quantum science and spirit magic to create small game worlds in another dimension.

Because of its 'realism', it is very popular. There are quite a few people in the town who play that type of game. However, this game was specially commissioned by Chito and Yuri and is an open-world virtual game called "Gourmet World".

Well, this is actually Yuri's vegetable garden, which has an endless variety of ingredients. Of course, most of them are ideas provided by the players and then deduced by the 'world'. There are also many chef NPCs in it. In Kirito's world, many people have gatherings and meals in this game.

Of course, for Senju and the others, as long as they taste the delicious food here, they can materialize the corresponding ingredients outside. Some of the ingredients in Yuri's Starry Sky World come from here.

Senju suspected that the source of this was related to the food in the Great Tomb of Nazarick that she had told Yuri about, which was materialized from the game!

Of course, not all delicacies can be manifested outside. What Yuri and Chito are looking for here are ingredients that can survive in the outside world. Of course, the environment is not a problem. What is important is the self-consistency of the ingredients and their real possibility of existence.

The two weren't interested in the most fantastical ingredients because they were too far-fetched. Thousand Hands did try to materialize a kind of 'black hole meat,' which was said to allow one to experience the vastness of the endless universe with just one bite. Unfortunately, when brought into reality, Thousand Hands found that he needed a lot of divine power to stabilize its existence, and it collapsed as soon as he relaxed his guard.

Looking at the flesh that had collapsed into countless points of light, Senju curled his lip. Sure enough, not all fantasies can be brought into reality. Although this is also a fantasy world, the rules are different. Otherwise, Senju could just write a book and master even this Chaos Sea.

However, Thousand Hands had already collected all the ingredient data in that game. Various ingredients kept flashing in Thousand Hands' hands. Through the filtering of the small world, he quickly identified more than 900,000 usable ingredients from a billion fantasy ingredients.

Soon, these ingredients appeared on this blocky continent and began to multiply rapidly until they reached a certain scale before stopping. However, Senju didn't tell Yuri and the others about this, since the two of them were really just 'playing' here, and finding ingredients was one of their pleasures.

They continued wandering around inside, playing for quite a while before leaving. Yuri then released the usable flowers, plants, and small animals she had found into her little world. The rules in her little world were somewhat different from those in the outside world. Yuri had collected a much wider variety of ingredients; it seemed she was planning to cook a grand dish. This starry little world was actually the pot she had made.

Ah!

Chapter 1500 Morning Run

Of course, this idea came from a gourmet hunter. Yuri heard from the gourmet hunter that a chef named Komatsu had developed the world's top legendary dish, "Century Soup," which is made by piling up many ingredients together to create the most delicious dish. She wanted to try it.

After making a slight complaint, Senju listened to Yuri talk about creating her own 'life menu'. She had already selected 'high-calorie chocolate', 'bitter coffee in dire straits', and 'canned fish', and was still thinking about the others. She thought this was probably a way of remembering the bitter past and appreciating the sweet present. Senju made a slight complaint.

However, Chito next to her is also trying to create a 'life reading list', but she is currently struggling with which book is better written. Unfortunately, a bunch of books piled together won't automatically become a great book, so she can only rely on reading them slowly. However, knowing the amount of books she has, Chito thinks that it is unlikely to be completed in the next few hundred years.

Seeing the two of them, Senju wondered if she should get a set too, but she hadn't decided on her theme yet, as she had a lot of interests.

Senju couldn't come up with anything after thinking about it all night. When she got up in the morning, she asked the two of them if they wanted to go see a talent show. After thinking about it, the two of them decided to go and join in the fun, and maybe even perform a few acts themselves.

The three of them went to school early and saw people running and exercising on the road. The student council members were leading the way, followed by students from Class A. They were all shouting slogans as they ran. When the leader, Kurokami Metaki, saw Senju, he invited her to join. However, before Senju could think about it, Yuri shouted that she would join, so Senju and Chito also started running.

Then, at Bakugo Katsuki's suggestion, Senju added double the gravity to everyone, and the team immediately became chaotic. After all, running is not a form of exercise in one place. Fortunately, the area added by Senju was not large, and the students who left the gravity field were able to run. However, Bakugo Katsuki and a few other boys were gritting their teeth and persevering, since the student council members in front of them did not seem to be affected.

A group of people ran around outside the school for quite a while, and they even saw some students who weren't good at walking slowly. Darkness also jumped in, but with her joining in, Senju felt that something was off. What the hell was that, shouting randomly in the gravity field?!

Senju felt embarrassed, but the people around her thought Darkness was very passionate and encouraged her. Even Kurokami Metaki smiled at her. Running under such gravity and still laughing, she must be a truly good person.

Not knowing how to complain, Qian Shou pretended not to see it. After running several laps, they stopped at the school gate. Several students were so exhausted that they vomited blood, so Qian Shou treated them.

Of course, Senju didn't help them recover from fatigue, but Chito and Yuri didn't seem tired at all. They could move freely even under a hundred times the gravity, let alone one!

After finishing her run, Yuri took out a melon and started eating it. Senju asked her for one and started eating it too. Then Yuri gave him a lecture on the etiquette of a "melon-eating crowd." From what she said, she got the information from a chat group: when watching a spectacle, you must eat melons, whether it's cucumbers, melons, or watermelons.

"..." Senju was speechless and then told her that she should eat sunflower seeds while watching. Yuri nodded seriously, while Chito covered his forehead in exasperation. Then Senju and Yuri told Chito with a grin that they were just joking.

Then the two of them were hit with books by Senju. It was class time again. The three of them thought they had nothing to do, so they found Ishii and the four of them went to audit the class as 'students'. The surrounding classmates were speechless. Albedo grinned at Senju, but Senju ignored her and instead took out a group of small dolls of Ainz Ooal Gown's guild members and started playing with them. They really had the aura of those people on them.

Albedo was speechless, indicating that she really wanted it. Well, Ainz also really wanted it. He suspected that it was a sealed companion, but it was actually just a simple little doll.

However, Ainz, having found the 'only clue,' was not going to let it go. He kept looking over here, and after class, he even sat in Albedo's seat and seriously asked about the dolls.

“Ah, these are real dolls, not your companions,” Senju handed one to Ainz for a thorough inspection, then said, half-jokingly, “Besides, those should be called Ainz’s companions. They traveled through time together, and they took the Great Tomb of Nazarick to many worlds. Ainz has now broken through the level 100 limit and is on the verge of godhood.”

"So that's how it is. My other self has achieved this much," Ainz said, slightly surprised but not particularly shocked. Well, a calming magic fluctuation flickered around him. Feigning composure, he stroked his chin. Ainz noticed something amiss. "My other self can travel between worlds? They are truly completely different."

“Well, that’s the difference between parallel worlds,” Senju said casually, then threatened him, “But I’ve heard that it’s best not to think about your parallel self, as it can easily cause existential chaos.”

"So that's how it is," Ainz said, indicating he understood. Senju continued, "Once you reach godhood, you can return to your original world. At that time, you can go back to the point in time when you first traveled there, revive your original body, and arrange a period of time for it."

A better life, or perhaps, sending your past self to another world.

"Is that even possible?!" Ainz's eyes lit up with red light. If he thought this way, he could solve the mystery of his time travel. Senju nodded. "It's possible. Finding your companions will be easy then. But you can't interfere with the timeline you already know."

"Thank you for your guidance, teacher. I have benefited greatly from it," Ainz nodded, expressing his gratitude. "I will strictly discipline my subordinates in the future to prevent them from doing anything that harms humanity."

"Well, you can deal with scumbags however you like, but let ordinary people go," Senju nodded, and the atmosphere between the two eased up immediately. Then Senju gave him a set of talking Ainz Ooal Gown guild member dolls.

Ainz then distributed several dolls to the Guardians, who were very excited to receive them and thanked Lord Ainz profusely. Senju, standing to the side, was too lazy to even comment.

In Senju's eyes, they were the same as Altair, beings who emerged from the fantasy of fantasy, similar to 'disobedient gods' or something like that. Senju felt that the concept of 'the connection between dimensions and existence' was very useful to him.

Chapter 1501 The Performance Begins

After another class, it was finally time for the talent show. Unfortunately, because the venue had been bombed, it was much smaller than usual. However, Roswaal was still very interested, placing a lottery box with a question mark on it on the table, with someone standing next to it...

"Alright, let's begin the talent show! Here are everyone's names," Roswaal said with a smile, patting the box as he looked at the serious-looking students below. "I'll draw one name at a time, and the person called will perform their special talent!"

"I see," Senju nodded, looking at the box above. He had thought it was a competition where students would perform one by one, but it turned out to be a lottery. However, it seemed unlikely that all the students in the school would perform. But oh well, the venue was going to explode anyway, Senju thought irresponsibly.

As he was thinking this, Roswaal pulled a slip of paper from the box. "So, the first one is, Professor Rerugen!"

"Huh?!" Erich von Relügen, who had been watching the students intently from the sidelines, was utterly shocked. "Professor Roswaal, why do I have to perform?!"

“That’s because Professor Roswaal thinks, ‘This is really interesting,’” Cocytus said, mimicking someone’s tone for some reason, while Ram behind him looked very serious. “Well, there’s nothing we can do about it!”

Standing on the podium, Erich was immediately speechless. These were the words he had used to brush off the students earlier, and now they were being returned to him. Roswaal, on the other hand, was waving a note around, saying, "Everyone should get along well. As an example, let the teachers start by demonstrating!"

“Well then, Senju-sensei and the others,” Erich looked at Senju, who nodded and then clapped her hands, “Go for it, go for it.”

"Tch," Erich said with a look of resentment, then straightened his face and stood in the middle of the podium. "I am Erich von Relugen, the deputy head teacher of Class Two. So, if I may be so bold, I will sing the national anthem of our empire!"

“%^$^＆…” As soon as Erich opened his mouth, everyone felt too embarrassed. Tanya and the others had a strange look on their faces, Ram looked disgusted, Emilia had a learning expression, and Ainz covered his face, unable to bear watching the teacher on the stage.

Of course, there were also those who were different, like Darkness. "See that, Kazuma? He looked so awkward. Everyone, non-human, was looking at him with contempt. At this moment, he transcended race. As the lowest of beings, he was making such a fool of himself. Ah, I want everyone to look at me like that too!"

"Shut up..." Kazuma Sato casually echoed Darkness, his head throbbing. This girl was at it again! Couldn't his teammates be a little more considerate?!

"Ugh..." Listening to the song, Senju covered his head and slumped onto the table. He felt a headache coming on. Under everyone's cold gaze, Erich, after finishing his song, squatted in the corner and became withdrawn.

"Then, next up is, Senju-sensei!" Roswaal shouted again from above. Senju rubbed his head helplessly. "So it's my turn already? Talent, special technique, special technique, right, this one."

After the introductions, Senju looked at the audience and said, "My performance today is a transformation jutsu, something like this."

Senju then transformed into Roswaal, saying, "Well, that's it, I'm Roswaal-sensei~"

"Tch," Ram scoffed, then watched as the 'Roswaal' suddenly transformed back into Ainz in a puff of smoke. "I am Ainz Ooal Gown!"

On the stage, Ainz was still holding a twisted staff adorned with several gems when his group below immediately slammed their fists on the table and stood up, shouting, "Guild Scepter?!"

However, 'Ainz' then became Natsuki Subaru, 'I am Tenchi Muyo...'

"Hey, Senju-sensei, can you turn into a woman?" Sato Kazuma raised his hand below, and 'Natsuki Subaru' glanced at him. "Of course, turn into a woman."

Once she returned to her original form, Senji pointed at Sato Kazuma, who was then transformed into Kazuko. "This isn't bad either, Kazuko-chan~"

"No!!!" Feeling the changes in his body, Kazuko shouted, though his physique remained unchanged.

Wrong! Aqua next to her was laughing so hard she was doubled over. "Hahaha, Kazuma, Kazuko, hahaha~"

"Kazuma, you look pretty good now too," Darkness chuckled, and Megumin chimed in, "Yeah, yeah, Kazuko-chan, from now on we're an all-girls team!"

"No~" Kazuko was still shouting with her head in her hands. The boys below looked at Senju with fear. This hand was too vicious. Even Tanya was looking at Senju warily. This scene was too familiar!

"Huh, this feels..." Kazuko chuckled lewdly as her arm accidentally touched a sensitive area, then flipped the table over. "This isn't how it feels! Hurry up and untie me!"

With a wave of his hand, Qian Shou stopped the flying table. "OK, OK, I'll untie it for you right away!"

Then, Senju changed Kazuma's body shape several times, and only when he was completely driven to madness did she release the magic. Senju then stepped down from the stage, and Roswaal clapped, "So, next up is... oh? It's Kazuko-chan~"

"It's Kazuma!" Kazuma shouted, but he still went up on stage. Looking at the group of people below, well, mainly Senju, he decided to get revenge. "Next, the special skill I will perform is a technique called 'Theft,' which can randomly obtain an item from a person."

"A game skill, huh?" Ainz narrowed his eyes for a moment. This skill sounded like a thief-type game skill. Then, he reached forward with his right hand and grabbed out. "Steal!"

"Huh, what's this red gem?" Sato Kazuma paused, looking at the glowing red gem in his hand. "But it looks so familiar, like I've seen it somewhere before, but where?"

"Well done, Kazuma, smash it!" Aqua shouted from below. Kazuma looked confused. "What? Aqua, what are you saying?"

“Kazuma, that’s the right thing to do! Stealing skills shouldn’t be used to steal girls’ underwear, they should be used on monsters! You did a fantastic job this time!” Megumin praised, giving a thumbs up. The Guardians, on the other hand, glared angrily at the bewildered Kazuma. “What are you talking about?”

"Ahem, that's mine," Ainz coughed, standing up as the situation began to spiral out of control. It was then that Sato Kazuma noticed a red bead was missing from Ainz's skeleton. "Could this be it?! But I was aiming for..."

Then Kazuma Sato saw the smiling Senju. This must be his doing! Kazuma Sato screamed in his heart, but he still immediately threw the orb back. "Ahem, sorry, Ainz-kun, the things you can get with the Steal skill are too random."

Chapter 1502 The Little Girl is a Demon

However, Ainz looked at the orb that was thrown at him with a look of utter disbelief. He was the one who used this to ambush people. It wouldn't retaliate if attacked from a distance, but if it hit them directly, it would destroy their equipment. Although it wouldn't cause any damage, it was really convenient for ambushing people.

He's tricked quite a few people with this bead, since it looks like a 'weak point' no matter how you look at it. When you're fighting, if you're not careful in your defense, the opponent can stab you with their weapon and shatter it. Then it's time for Ainz to crush the weak.

When he had control over it, it was fine, but now, the ownership of that equipment has been transferred, which means it's like he's being attacked. He has to accept the bead gracefully now!

With a thought, Ainz used his object manipulation magic, and everyone saw the orb calmly stop in front of him. "Don't worry about it, it's nothing."

After apologizing, Sato Kazuma quickly stepped down from the stage, and Roswaal began drawing numbers again, "So, next up is Subaru-kun~"

"Huh? It's my turn? What a pity. If I were the second to perform, I wouldn't be so worried," Natsuki Subaru said, scratching his head as he stood up somewhat embarrassed. "Now, because of the performances of the first two, the difficulty has suddenly increased!"

“I don’t think Barus has any real special skills,” Ram poured cold water on his enthusiasm, but Natsuki Subaru didn’t seem to care much. “I knew you’d say that, sister~ But I do have my own special skills!”

"As expected of Subaru-kun!"

"I haven't done anything yet!"

Standing on the stage, Natsuki Subaru took a deep breath and began to explain, "Hello everyone, I am Natsuki Subaru. Today I will be performing a magic trick for you."

"Well, of course, that's what I was originally planning to perform," Natsuki Subaru pulled out a red rope and flashed it, then spread his arms wide. "But Kazuma gave me a lot of inspiration. So everyone, pay attention: it's dark, please close your eyes, gauze curtain!!"