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Next, Riku and Shubi arrived. After chatting and laughing with Senju for a while, Riku jokingly complained that there was no food prepared for the Kaiju to eat.

Senju suddenly had an epiphany about this. As the concept of 'cuisine' in this world improved, Senju's cooking skills also improved greatly. It seemed that she could make food for machine-type creatures. Speaking of which, Senju remembered that there was a game called Kantai Collection that had food for mechanical beings.

After sharing their ideas, they immediately became very interested and began discussing 'ingredients,' eventually deciding on metals, oils, minerals, electronic equipment, electronic data, magical information, and the light of civilization as the basis.

They gathered the ingredients and started cooking. Shubi watched them helplessly. When she was in human form, she could eat the vegetables directly! When she was in machine form, she only needed to absorb magic power!

Chapter 1466 Evolutionary Vegetables

The two of them tinkered for most of the day and finally made a few dishes, including binary electronic lubricant soup, data-based alloy cakes, and civilization light component pastries. But when they looked to the side, they found that Shubi was chatting with Chito.

Looking at the dishes that were served, Shubi said she couldn't eat any of them! But Chiri next to her was very interested. Chiri was the life form created by Chito's car personification. She was more like a ship girl. Under the surprised gazes of the others, she actually started to eat the alloy cake and said that it tasted really good.

"Um, is this really edible?" Chito looked at his 'car' with some concern, while Yuri picked up a piece of alloy and took a bite. "It's a bit hard, cold, tasteless, and not very tasty."

"Spit it out quickly! This isn't for you to eat!" Senju quickly snatched the alloy biscuit that Yuri was biting into. Yuri had already taken a bite out of it. After chewing for a while, Yuri probably found that the 'biscuit' was a bit hard on her teeth, so she spat it out. Then she picked up Nuko and asked, "Senju, Nuko should be able to eat it, right?"

"Miss!" Chiri called out from the side, watching Nuko snatching her food. "It can eat the cannonballs, don't waste this food!"

“No waste, this is delicious,” Nuko said in an electronic voice, while munching on a few plates of 'vegetables'. Meanwhile, Rick was apologizing to Shubi for failing to find food for the Kai species.

"Ah, right," Senju, who was still thinking about the 'dishes', suddenly remembered something. With a wave of her hand, a small cage appeared there, containing a crystal monster from the dungeon. In the center was a diamond-shaped crystal, surrounded by several crystal fragments. This should be considered a silicon-based life form, right? "Shubi, do you think this is edible?"

Shubi looked at the cage, and a light screen appeared in her eyes, enveloping the water sprite. "Mineral magic aggregate, with a 3.5% similarity to the mechanical species, edibility unknown."

"Is that so? Then how about this?" Senju took out the materials and magic stones that had dropped while fighting monsters in the dungeon. After scanning them for a while, Shubi picked up the magic stone and ate it. "This tastes good. It can be used as a means of absorbing magic power."

"Uh," Senju shook her head helplessly. So she was consuming magic power, and the vessel didn't matter. Senju gave up, but the materials she had taken out were taken by Yuri and fed to Nuko and Senju, who ate them with great relish.

However, after eating all that food, Chiri did evolve once, turning into a light tank girl. But Senju was also curious about what the three-wheeled tracked vehicle would eventually evolve into, so he and Yuri started cooking together.

While the two were helping Chiri evolve, Emilia, Beatrice, and Subaru Natsuki also arrived. Subaru Natsuki wasn't originally invited, but he pretended to be Emilia's attendant and came in anyway. Of course, no one paid any attention to this. Then, the well-dressed Subaru Natsuki was kicked around by Felt, who was with Reinhard. These two seemed to get along quite well.

As the number of people increased, the living room became lively. The maid band went up to play, and Liliana pulled Reinhard up to sing. After the two got to know each other, Liliana had gotten rid of her original fear of nobles.

After Natsuki Subaru got rid of Felt, he dragged Emilia onto the stage to sing. Everyone almost got a concussion from the singing. Emilia's singing voice still hadn't improved! Despite being trained for so long.

Natsuki Subaru quickly pulled Emilia down, wiping away a cold sweat. He'd forgotten Emilia's singing ability. Then someone else went up to sing, this time it was Aisha. She was dressed very seductively, singing and dancing, but was she singing a war song?! Looking at her, she could hold two giant hammers without looking out of place at all!

Next up were Lila and Chtholly. Their singing was decent, though not amazing, but the people around them applauded and encouraged them.

After that, they listened to music, ate, and chatted. The members of the clan also bonded with each other, and Senju even updated their statuses. Members who were previously at a lower level have now leveled up several times.

Then a few people ran out to compete, and a group of people followed to watch the fun. In the end, even Wilhelm had a match with Reinhard. As it turned out, Wilhelm was no match for his grandson. The swordswoman Theresa, on the other hand, had no intention of going up. She was chatting and smiling with Rila on the side.

The banquet lasted for over an hour before it finally ended. By then, Qianli had evolved into a super-giant self-propelled fortress, weighing hundreds of thousands of tons. When unfolded, it was a huge, walking steel fortress. Luckily, she had her own anti-gravity system, otherwise the ground would have been destroyed long ago.

Looking at the evolution path he had created: tracked tricycle → light tank → heavy tank → armored train → land battleship → super-giant self-propelled fortress, Senju felt that with a little more effort he could build a satellite fortress, but that one was already in the sky!

Now, Chiri needs a lot of resources to activate her true form each time, so Senju made her a wireless energy core to prevent Chito and Yuri from being stranded when they go out.

After finishing their meal, no one left, since they still had rooms inside the castle, even though they usually slept outside. Senju, however, was considering who he would sleep with that night. It seemed they would indeed share a bed!

However, what Senju never expected was that the women would start a 'girls' club,' leaving Senju, William, Natsuki Subaru, and the others aside. The men were embarrassed for a while, and then Riku suggested playing a game, which was a multiplayer virtual game.

After the characters were chosen, Senju, Subaru, and Wilhelm were quickly eliminated. Of the remaining three, Riku was skilled, Reinhard was lucky and had good skills, and William was experienced in combat. The three of them fought fiercely, while the three next to them were playing cards.

After playing for an unknown amount of time, Natsuki Subaru fell asleep on the side. Senju then had Wilhelm take Natsuki Subaru to the guest room to rest, and the others dispersed.

When he returned to the bedroom, Senju found that Ishii was already reading in bed. She asked him in confusion, and it turned out that Ishii was not interested in women's literature and had come back early. After all, in the world of One Piece, she lived in Amazon Lily.

However, she is not planning to go to the One Piece world for the time being. Of course, the reason for her disappearance was also conveyed to her acquaintances in the One Piece world through the chat group, such as Boa Hancock and Nami.

Chapter 1467 Fish

Boa Hancock over there was begging Ishii to take her with her, and Senju couldn't help but want to beat her up. Doesn't she know whose wife she is?!

However, Hancock over there really didn't care. She had also read the One Piece manga and could understand why she fell in love with Luffy in the story. But she couldn't love that boy at all now. She liked Ishii now, and because of Ishii's sudden disappearance, she even fell ill. It was the lovesickness from the manga, and Senju wanted to beat her into a madman!

Ultimately, out of respect for Ishii, Senju gave Hancock a button. Excitedly, Hancock pressed the button and found herself and her two sisters in a strange place. Under the bright moonlight, the surroundings were quite clear. On one side was a square building that was several stories high, but there was no one there!

After tricking Hancock into going to the school at night, Senju cuddled Ishii and slept soundly until the next morning when a group of people came online and saw the three of them being watched on the playground.

Upon seeing Ishii's appearance, Hancock, who had been lying on the ground, ran over and began to sob. The other onlookers stared in shock at the newly appeared figures, wondering why they looked so much like Subaru Natsuki.

Of course, Natsuki Subaru and the others who logged into the 'game' were also very puzzled by the existence of another version of themselves. Natsuki Subaru wondered if he had split off from his previous self during a save/load operation. He held his head and pondered deeply.

However, school life continued as usual, and the newcomers were assigned to Class 3. Emilia and Subaru Natsuki from the Senju world—well, let's just call them Emilia and Natsuki for short—were very interested in their counterparts in Class 2 and wanted to help them out.

Of course, Amy wanted her other self to make more friends, while Natsuki was trying to matchmake Emilia and herself. They quickly became friends with each other.

Senju also encountered Roswaal, who had been sent flying. He didn't look well and was wearing bandages. He also reported to the principal that Senju should temporarily take over his duties as homeroom teacher. Senju felt that Roswaal was shirking his responsibilities.

But who is Senju? He's a master of slacking off, so what Class Two saw during morning class was a Senju teacher sleeping on the desk and a fish teacher 'standing' on the desk. Well, that really was a fish, and it was quite lively.

"Hello everyone, I'm your teacher today, Teacher Fish," the fish jumped on the teacher's desk, its gills opening and closing, and the students below were stunned. That must be a live fish! What's happening to this world?!

"Has the world collapsed so quickly?!" Tanya looked at the fish in disbelief, then jumped out and grabbed it. "It's true! How can a fish talk?!"

"Let go of me, teacher! This is against school rules!" Fish shouted, then added, "Fish really can't speak, Tanya is right."

"Huh?! You think I'm stupid?!" Tanya was stunned for a moment, then her face turned extremely ugly. This fish must be from the X faction, right? Last time it possessed a doll, and this time it's a fish. There's a limit to underestimating people!

"Stop! Teacher, it hurts!" The fish cried out as Tanya tightened her grip. Tanya involuntarily loosened her grip, and Natsuki Subaru behind them called out in confusion, "Hey, Senju-sensei, what are you doing? Using a fish as our teacher? There's a limit to laziness!"

"Haha, you've been exposed," Senju sat up and looked at Tanya, who was picking up a fish. "Tanya, attacking a teacher is not a good thing. You'll be standing outside as punishment for the rest of the class!"

"Tch, as expected, you're targeting me!" Tanya glared at Senju with obvious displeasure, her magical energy surging as if she was about to attack. Senju looked at her expectantly, but then Tanya seemed to realize something and huffed as she walked away.

"Put the fish teacher down while you're at it; it still has to teach the students," Senju reminded her gently. Tanya glanced at the fish in her hand, then tossed it aside. "Tch, that damned thing!"

The fish swam in the air for a moment, then landed on the table. "Tanya, that was too rough! Don't follow my example, everyone. Now, let's begin the morning assembly!"

"Teacher!" Seeing Tanya being sent out to stand as punishment, Sato Kazuma's eyes darted around, then he raised his hand and called out. Yu looked over there, "Sato-kun, is there something you need?"

“Yes, I’m accusing Aqua of assaulting Ainz and the others after school yesterday. This must be severely punished!” Kazuma Sato said righteously. Aqua, standing beside him, was furious. “Kazuma, how dare you betray me!”

"Is this true, Ainz?" Fish looked at the skeleton over there. Ainz had also recovered from his shock. He was not only shocked that the teacher was Fish, but also shocked that Sato had betrayed his comrades without any scruples. Was that guy really that shameless?!

"I did have a little misunderstanding with Aqua after school yesterday, but it's nothing serious," Ainz said briefly. He couldn't very well say that he was almost beaten up, could he? He still had his pride!

However, Albedo slammed her hand on the table and exclaimed, "It was her! How dare she attack the great Lord Ainz! It's only because Lord Ainz is so magnanimous that he didn't punish her, otherwise..."

“It seems it’s true,” Fish said, looking at Aqua as Ainz pinned Albedo down. “Attacking a classmate is not a good thing. So, you’ll have to write a thousand-word self-criticism, and you’ll stand outside for the rest of the class!”

“I did nothing wrong!” Aqua shouted. “In any world, it’s abnormal for an undead like this to walk openly down the street!”

The students around them nodded in agreement. Although the worlds were different, they also felt that the undead couldn't walk around the streets openly. Of course, Ainz's subordinates were very unhappy and stood up to glare at Aqua.

The most agitated of them all was Shalltear, who had been the most humiliated yesterday! The only Guardian to be defeated, she cried out, "You wretched goddess, don't be so arrogant! Let me teach you a lesson!"

"Come on, come on!" Aqua wasn't intimidated at all. She was about to take out her staff when she was suppressed by Kazuma Sato. "Don't cause trouble!"

“Aqua, Shalltear, right? This isn’t very nice of you two,” the fish said, looking at the two of them. Senju felt that this fish was connected to the will of the school, but Shalltear didn’t appreciate it. “A mere fish has no right to order me around!”

Chapter 1468 Profound Meaning

“It would be very troubling for us if everyone couldn’t enjoy campus life,” the fish said, jumping around on the table. “It might even be troubling for you too.”

“I see,” Demiurge pushed up his glasses, and Shalltear, standing in front of him, turned her head in confusion. “What exactly happened?”

"Hey, hey, hey, don't ignore me!" Aqua shouted from there. Fish Teacher picked up the shark fin and said, "Aqua, why don't you stand outside for a bit?"

"Why? It's clearly their fault!" Aqua was still struggling when Sato Kazuma stood up. "Wait a minute, Aqua, I have something for you."

He then ran to the back of the classroom, grabbed three buckets, and placed them on the table. "Great goddess Aqua, please fill these buckets with water!"

"Haha, Kazuma, you're quite sensible," Aqua said, getting carried away by the compliment. With a wave of her hand, three buckets were filled with water. Kazuma then ushered Aqua out and went into the lower room. Aqua, standing outside with a bucket of water on her head and two buckets in her hands, was completely stunned.

“That’s more like it. As expected of the Goddess of Water, it suits you perfectly,” Kazuma Sato nodded in satisfaction. Aqua, however, was furious, her eyes blazing with anger. “Kazuma, you tricked me!”

"Oh dear, be careful, Goddess of Water! If water falls, it will damage your dignity," Sato Kazuma's words made Aqua freeze in place. Tanya, standing to the side, twitched her eyes. This was actually a goddess?! Had he omitted a word?!

Tanya felt embarrassed to be with such a goddess; wasn't this implying that her IQ was the same as this blue thing?! But then, a sound from inside the room caught her attention.

"Demiurge, can you finally say something now?" Shalltear said with a hint of satisfaction as she watched Aqua being chased out, glancing approvingly at Kazuma Sato. Too bad, she had no idea how shameless Kazuma Sato was; given the chance and the potential benefits, he wouldn't hesitate to betray a monster.

“Shalltear, you still haven’t grasped Lord Ainz’s deeper meaning!” Demiurge shook his head slightly, while Ainz was taken aback. My deeper meaning? This scene felt very familiar. Ainz was as still as a mountain, and he looked quite imposing. “Very perceptive, Demiurge, you actually understand my deeper meaning.”

"Thank you for your praise, sir. I only just understand your profound meaning," Demiurge said confidently. The surrounding classmates were all confused. What profound meaning? Senju also looked up at Ainz, who was a little flustered, and Demiurge, who was full of confidence.

"As expected of Dimiugo"

"Wow, how did you even figure this out?" Ainz was stalling for time, trying to rack his brains, but he couldn't think of anything. However, admitting he didn't know would be too embarrassing. Sensing everyone's gaze on him, he slightly turned to the side. "Is it that?"

“Yes, that’s right, Lord Ainz understood from the beginning,” Demiurge nodded with a smile. The people around him were still confused, but the Guardians looked at Ainz with admiration. Ainz was a little embarrassed, but he was very familiar with this scene. “It seems that apart from us, the others don’t understand yet. Demiurge, please explain it to everyone in the simplest and easiest way possible!”

“Yes, Lord Ainz,” Demiurge bowed slightly, looking confident and composed, and stood up to give an elegant bow. “As you can see, we are trapped in this world as students, and from this ‘teacher’s’ words, we know that disrupting ‘school life’ is strictly prohibited.”

"Is that so?" Several people around him expressed their doubts, while Ainz cast an encouraging look at him. Demiurge, who was pleasantly surprised, continued, "This world is likely covered by some kind of binding force, similar to a barrier. Although the details are unclear, if we disrupt school life, we will not be able to return to our original world. That is why Lord Ainz condemns the act of fighting."

"As expected of Lord Ainz, to think of this far ahead!" Cocytus said in shock, never expecting that Lord Ainz could see so far! Tanya outside also narrowed her eyes. It seemed so. After coming out, she felt something was slightly off. Was it the influence of X (coercive force) again?

“That’s right, that’s exactly what I meant,” Ainz nodded, realizing that was what he was thinking. “It’s terrible to act without understanding the situation. That kind of thing must be avoided at all costs!”

“That’s right, there is indeed enforcement here,” Teacher Yu affirmed. “Anyone who disrupts school life will be strictly prohibited from doing so.”

“Ah, that sounds reasonable, but teacher, the fish looks a bit silly,” Sato Kazuma said, resting his chin on his hand and looking helplessly at the podium. “There are just too many strange teachers at this school.”

"Well, it was just a joke," Senju said, calculating the time before standing up. The fish transformed into magic and returned to his body. "The two of you outside, you can come back now!"

"Phew, that's great!" Aqua happily put down the bucket and ran back into the house. She was so happy that she forgot to settle the score with Sato Kazuma. Tanya, on the other hand, had a gloomy face, which scared the adjutant into silence.

Just then, the bell rang, and Qian Shou clapped his hands. "Well then, it's time for class. Good luck, everyone!"

After saying that, Senju opened the door and went out. Chito, who was holding the lecture notes, stood outside. Was this class hers? But she looked a little uneasy. Senju hugged her. "Chito, are you nervous?"

"Hmm," Chito's body was a little stiff, she seemed a bit nervous. Senju whispered in her ear, "Don't be too nervous, you're all ready, and I'll help you too, Yu is here too."

Yuri followed over there, and after hearing what Senju said, she stuck out her tongue, "Yes, Senju, I'll listen to your lectures too, it'll be fine."

"It's good enough that you're not causing trouble," Chito said, turning to look at the grinning Yuri. She seemed a little annoyed, but she wasn't too nervous anymore. Yuri hugged her and rubbed against her for a while. "Chito, do your best! You'll definitely become a great teacher!"

"I'll try my best, but this is a good opportunity to learn," Chito said excitedly, clenching her fists. "I'll become a good teacher too!"

"Yes, definitely!" And so, what followed was a time for a thousand households to teach the students classical Chinese, along with two teachers!

Chapter 1469 Changes in the Family

Although she stumbled along, Qianhu eventually started the lesson. After a while, she became fluent. The students below were listening, but some listened attentively while others slept through it!

Emilia, Rem, Ainz, Mare, and most of the students in military uniforms listened most attentively. The others were much more ordinary, some daydreaming, some doodling in their books. The most speechless one was Natsuki Subaru, who simply propped his book up and fell fast asleep! Is this guy even a student?!

Kazuma Sato was in a similar situation, but since he was sitting in the front, he couldn't sleep at all and was filled with regret. These two were originally real students, but Senju sensed that they thought the adventure world was more enjoyable and didn't want to pay attention in class. Senju didn't know how to comment on them.

Yuri was initially focused, but gradually her head slumped down. She started lying face down, but soon fell asleep with a peaceful smile on her face.

However, Senju himself was in a similar situation. He appeared very serious, but his mind was actually wandering. He could have just stayed home and been lying around, so why was he here taking classes? Come to think of it, wasn't his true form just lying at home?