Offer blocks to the end times
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Unfortunately, Ram was wary of the enthusiastic Yuri this time, so she sat on the other side of the last row and pulled Rem over with her. Then Subaru sat in the middle, and Beatrice sat behind Yuri after watching for a while. Yuri then turned around and started talking to them.
Beatrice looked haughty, while Emilia spoke to Yuri with a mixture of anticipation and caution. The classroom became noisy again, and then the teacher tapped the blackboard on the podium, "Quiet down, class is starting now."
After saying that, he looked to the side, "Also, Ms. Senju, Ms. Ishii, this isn't your time for class~ Don't sit there like students~"
"We used to be teachers?" Senju paused, and the group of students around her were speechless. Those few clearly looked the most like students! After thinking for a moment, Senju spoke up, "Ah, I'm sorry, I have to resign."
"No~ that won't do~ a teacher is a teacher, you can't resign," Roswaal continued in his strange tone. However, Senju noticed something unusual. Although Roswaal seemed normal, his foundation, or rather, the core of his spirit, had been interfered with.
Well, to put it simply, the setting has been changed, just like the real Emilia and the Emilia (evil) in Priscilla's novels. They may look similar, but they are completely two different people.
Of course, this could also be described as being under the spell of a genjutsu similar to 'Kotoamatsukami', having one's subconscious altered. After thinking for a while, Senju looked at the teacher above with a strange expression, "I see. I'll think about it some more. Don't worry about it, Professor Rose. Just continue the lesson."
“Well then, let’s start with the first lesson,” Roswaal didn’t insist. He picked up the chalk and started writing on the blackboard. Soon, several lines of text appeared: “Rules of Academy Life: Study hard, play freely, violence is prohibited, and live in harmony.”
Then Roswaal, holding his pointer, launched into a long explanation, leaving the group of students stunned. Were they really going to become learning partners like this? And get along harmoniously? It seemed impossible!
"Rosewa!" While everyone was speechless, Natsuki Subaru raised his hand, and Roswaal responded with a smile, "It's you, teacher."
"Rosewain-sensei, what's going on?!" Subaru Natsuki asked, voicing everyone's thoughts. Everyone's favorability towards him increased by 1. Roswaal, however, remained smiling and replied, "Academy life."
"That's right, school life, written as 'Youthful Spring,' the vibrant school life!" Natsuki Subaru stood up excitedly, then looked at his 'classmates' and shouted, "But besides that..."
Apart from a few others, they don't look like students at all!
Because of Subaru's straightforwardness, everyone's favorability rating dropped by 1. Roswaal shrugged, "Don't judge a book by its cover, you might be surprised by what you find out!"
"Judging by appearances, that's terrible, Barus," Ram said with a calm but sarcastic tone. Subaru Natsuki quickly waved his hand, "No, no, no, that's not the point, is it?"
"Ahem," seeing the situation was heading in another direction, Momonga coughed lightly, then spoke in a serious tone, "So, are we really going to have to spend this so-called 'campus life' with these people?"
"Oh, that's how it is~"
"What if I refuse?" A powerful aura of pressure emanated from Ainz Ooal Gown, but Roswaal remained calm. "You can't refuse, it would be against school rules, and you'd have to give guidance!"
“Guidance, huh?” A red light flashed in Ainz’s eyes, then he calmed down. Roswaal above started erasing the blackboard, and the people below began interacting again.
Senju noticed that the small group of four in front of her were turning their heads to look at Natsuki Subaru. They were curious about his clothes. Although Senju and the others behind them were also dressed somewhat strangely, Sato and Shinji believed that these four were from the same world, so it didn't matter if they were dressed in modern clothes.
But the guys in the last row are different. The boy in the middle is wearing a tracksuit, but the people around him are clearly dressed in fantasy costumes. Could they be in the same situation as me?
Huihui and the others also noticed this situation, but she was currently discussing explosion magic with Senju. Senju started talking to her about 'stronger, cooler, and more dazzling' things, and then gave Huihui a thick book of chuunibyou (delusional) quotes. The two became close friends after that.
Then Senju took out the super rare 'Mobile Fortress Destroyer' card that he had bought before and showed it to her. Megumin was even more excited. Although this girl is a magician, she unexpectedly likes robots!
While Senju was teasing Megumin, Kazuma Sato, who was further ahead, kept glancing at Subaru Natsuki. He was finally noticed, but after Rem reminded him, Kazuma Sato quickly turned around when Subaru looked over.
Chito and Yuri were talking to Emilia and Beatrice, but Beatrice was rather haughty and said very little, while Emilia was a bit cautious. However, they still managed to start chatting slowly amidst Yuri's rambling words.
While everyone was bustling around, the teacher on the stage finally finished writing the new topic. "Alright, now it's time for self-introductions, let's start with Subaru-kun~"
"My name is Natsuki Subaru. I am ignorant and foolish, and I am penniless. Please take care of me," Natsuki Subaru introduced himself with great enthusiasm, but the students were speechless. It felt so strange. Then no one applauded. Everyone was frozen in place!
“I’m relieved to see Balus in any world, there’s always an awkward silence,” Ram was saying when Senju clapped his hands. Everyone looked at Senju. “Oh, sorry, there’s a mosquito!”
"Hey, you guys are too harsh! We need more applause!" Natsuki Subaru shouted. Senju helplessly shrugged, feeling embarrassed that he was the only one clapping when everyone else was silent.
"Next one then~"
“Yes,” Emilia stood up excitedly, a smile on her face. “I am Emilia, please take care of me.”
"I am the elf Puck, Leah," a gray cat with a folded-eared bag peeked out from Emilia's hair, pointing to Emilia beside her, "That's her. Anyone who dares to bully Leah will be severely punished..."
Chapter 1451 Self-Introduction
"Ah, it's Parker's," a hand reached out and grabbed Parker as he floated in the air, then rubbed against him. "Parker's fur is still so soft, a little different from Nuko's, isn't it, Nuko~"
"Let go of your brother!" Seeing Yuri rubbing against the cat, Beatrice behind her jumped up, trying to take her brother back. Yuri was stunned for a moment, then handed Puck over. "Sigh, Beako is still so stingy. Let me let you rub against Nuko's too."
Then everyone saw a round bracelet on the blonde girl's wrist slowly grow larger and then crawl out. It was a strange white creature, basically a long dough ball with four legs, "nu~"
"No way! I don't need that!" Beatrice waved her arms angrily, but Parker didn't care. "It's okay, Betty, this child is a good child."
"Hey, you know Puck too?" Emilia looked at Yuri with sparkling eyes, then glanced at Nuko with a hint of anticipation. Everyone around them stared in deep thought at this duo. What kind of creatures are they?!
"I'm Ram, and this is my sister Rem." Ram came next; it was quite simple.
"I'm Rem, nice to meet you."
"I'm Beatrice, no need to look after me!" Beatrice seemed to be in a bad mood because of what had just happened. Natsuki Subaru, as usual, retorted, "You'll never make a hundred friends if you talk like that!"
This caught Emilia's attention, who wanted to make friends. Then, as if remembering something, she looked expectantly at Yuri and Yuri's 'cat,' while Beatrice arrogantly shouted, "I didn't!"
I want it! It's infuriating, really, what's going on?!
"So, is it my turn next?" The blonde loli at the front stood up, immediately drawing everyone's attention with her words, "The Empire..."
The oppressive gazes around her caused the military-clad mage to pause involuntarily before continuing, "Major Tanya von Degurechaff, Captain of the 203rd Air Mage Squadron, Imperial Army!"
"Major," Senju said, surprised by the other's words. Such a young major? His name was certainly long, though. What about the others...?
"Lieutenant Victoria Ivanova Serebyakov of the Magic Squadron!" This was a voluptuous brown-haired girl.
“Matheus John Byss, Captain,” followed by a group of male soldiers, A, B, and C. The people around looked over in surprise, and the well-informed Natsuki Subaru couldn’t help but remark, “Wow, they’re from the War World.”
“The world of war,” Senju thought of the world of giants. The people in the legions there seemed similar to them. Emilia from Taiwan looked at Yuri and said, “Miss Yuri, that person looks a lot like you.”
"Really?" Yuri didn't seem to care much. "Just call me Yuri. You're still acting like we just met, Lia."
“Well,” Emilia could only smile, but the dough in her hands felt really nice. Parker looked at it curiously, “What is this? It’s so soft.”
“This is Nuko’s, my cat,” Yuri said happily, leaving the others speechless. Was this really a cat?! However, due to the commotion, the teacher on stage had to tap the podium. “Quiet down, next one~”
“We’ve been spotted,” Yuri stuck out her tongue, then lowered her voice. At that moment, Aqua, who was at the front, stood up and waved. “Then it’s my turn.”
"Ahem," Aqua coughed solemnly, took a deep breath, and then began her performance, "I am all-knowing and all-powerful, the goddess of water..."
Unfortunately, before the performance was over, someone disrupted the show. Kazuma Sato jumped out and said, "Alright, this is Aqua."
Aqua, whose performance was disrupted, stood there stunned, but Kazuma Sato was not. "I am Kazuma."
"This is Megumin," Megumin, who had been flipping through a bunch of chuunibyou quotes and coming up with countless cool lines, was stunned as if struck by lightning.
“This is Darkness,” Kazuma Sato introduced his companion simply, but his partners were quite dissatisfied. “Wait, Kazuma, don’t just brush off my glorious self-introduction!”
"That's right, this is my chance to shine as the number one genius mage of the Crimson Demon Clan! I've prepared a lot! Let's start over! Let's start over!"
“Using ‘this’ to refer to me is like treating me as an object~” Darkness was the only one who was happy, but she was a pervert, so just ignore her. However, Kazuma Sato covered his ears and ignored all three of their words.
“Then it’s our turn,” Senju stood up. “I am Senju, well, I might be a teacher.”
"Ishii."
“I’m Yuri, and this is Nuko,” Yuri called out, pointing at the 'cat.' Chito, who was standing next to her, then stood up and said, “I’m Chito. Nice to meet you.”
“Alright,” Roswaal clapped on the podium, then looked at the Momonga crew, “The teachers have all introduced themselves, now it’s your turn.”
“Sigh,” Momonga sighed, then stood up, and the other Guardians all stood up as well. “Looks like we have no choice but to start school life. Let me begin.”
"I am the ruler of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, Ainz Ooal Gown himself!" Yuri whispered to Chihiro as she watched Ainz strike a pose, "That sounds familiar. It seems like there's some good food there. But the introduction is so cool. I want to learn it too."
"No, that won't do. We've already explained it. Now be quiet," Senju said, pulling Yuri back from jumping up. Then, Senju watched helplessly as Albedo let out a soft "Ah!" and collapsed onto the table beside her.
"..." Everyone was speechless. Even Ainz, who was striking a majestic pose, looked helplessly at his subordinate. This straight man was so unprofessional!
"Oh dear, young lady, are you feeling unwell?" Roswaal easily broke the awkward silence. Albedo looked up. "What are you talking about? Seeing Lord Ainz like that, my inner self is starting to stir!"
"Uh," Senju, standing nearby, took a slight step back. "Wow, this is a monster too!" Roswaal, who was equally freakish, remained calm. "That's really impressive. I'll let you introduce yourself later~"
"Let the others go first?! How can that be?!" Albedo, who was lying on the table, suddenly jumped up, waving her hands excitedly. Senju quietly moved the table slightly. "Lord Ainz is displaying his authority, I can't rest!"
Chapter 1452 Textbook
"Everyone, it's time to show the might of Nazarick!" Albedo waved her hand, and then Ainz's subordinates began to introduce themselves. Listening to their self-introductions, Senju thought to himself, "Is this what they mean by 'all villains'?" The people around him were also surprised by the pressure brought by their self-introductions.
"Oh dear, it seems to be another group of strange creatures."
"What a wonderful student," Roswaal said, while Senju's eyes flickered. "Again? Could there be someone else in the class next door?"
“And finally, it’s my turn,” Roswaal bowed from the podium. “I’m Roswaal, your homeroom teacher. The other teachers are…”
As he spoke, he pointed towards Senju's group, "Senju, the math teacher; Ishii, the physics teacher; Chito, the literature teacher; Yuri, the music teacher, everyone clap!"
"Huh?!" The students were all surprised to see the four people sitting there. Natsuki Subaru exclaimed, "These two, they look like students, don't they?!"
"So it's wrong to judge a book by its cover~" Roswaal said with a smile, "These two are actually university students from the education department of a famous university in Tokyo, which is why they became teachers~"
"What?! University students?!" Kazuma Sato, Subaru Natsuki, Tanya, and Ainz exclaimed in unison. The two people who looked most like students were actually university students?! Was there some mistake?!
"College students?!" Ainz's subordinates whispered among themselves. "I remember the Supremes saying that college students are very powerful beings. We've actually seen two today. You can't judge a book by its cover!"
“Ah, right, we went to university. Hello everyone, I’m a teacher, hahaha,” Yuri said proudly, while Senju became much more serious. It seems that this world has already read their experiences. But making all four of them teachers is just nonsense.
Oh, right, this place originally seemed like a nonsensical world. Senju began to suspect that he had entered some illogical world. Only a world like that would not follow 'reason'!
However, this creates an invisible wall between the four Senju students and the other students. Although it seems unreliable, all four are teachers.
"Um, Rose-chan," Natsuki Subaru asked after a moment of silence, "how long will we be attending classes here? And what about accommodations and such?"
“I’ve already made arrangements, teacher,” Roswaal said, taking out several keys. “These are your accommodations, and the addresses are on them.”
After saying that, he handed the keys to Kazuma Sato, Tanya, Subaru Natsuki, and Ainz. "I'm leaving the students in your care now, is that alright?"
“No problem,” the four who received the keys looked at each other, then looked at the cards attached to the keys, which showed the street address and number. They knew exactly what they were doing. The other students mostly looked at their 'group leader' with admiration, except for Sato Kazuma’s group, which started fighting over the keys.
Speechless, Senju raised her hand as she looked at the four noisy people in front of her. "Professor Rose, where is our accommodation?"
“There are faculty and staff dormitories at the school, and of course, you can also find a place outside, Senju-sensei,” Roswaal said with a smile. Senju rolled her eyes helplessly. “Let’s just rent a place outside! Honestly, this world is so unfriendly.”
"Familiar?!" Three main characters nearby thought to themselves with a strange feeling. Senju looked at Roswaal on the podium and asked, "By the way, what subject do you teach?"
"This is a secret~" Roswaal held up a finger and winked, and Senju wanted to shoot him. Secret my ass!
“Now, let’s talk about the course,” Roswaal continued erasing the blackboard and writing. Senju below was speechless, pondering how to teach. After thinking for a while, Senju decided that since it was geography, he would talk about the geography of the Milky Way.
This course is full of fun (nonsense) and practicality (if you're flying a spaceship). Thousand Hands also has a great teaching tool (a star map), which everyone will surely love. We'll prepare some spacesuits later so we can all go up to space together.
Thousand Hands wrote rapidly, and soon a "Geographies of the Milky Way" was completed. Then, with a snap of his fingers, the book multiplied into several volumes. If one followed the instructions in this book, roaming the Milky Way would be no problem. Of course, one would first need to prepare a spaceship, such as a light-speed spaceship, a warp drive spaceship, a possibility spaceship, or a space jump spaceship.
"What is this?" Ishii asked curiously. Senju explained briefly that it was a teaching material. Ishii pondered, "Teaching material, huh? I should prepare some too."
Then Senju saw a blueprint appear in front of Ishii. It was a blueprint for an airplane. Then the blueprints quickly increased. After the various airplane blueprints came various spaceship blueprints, followed by blueprints for human modification technology, Devil Fruit illustrations, and so on. Finally, there was a blueprint for a completely mechanized humanoid figure.
"That's about it," Ishii nodded. Her book, "From Airplane to Human Body Modification - Handmade Edition," was also finished. Senju flipped through it and shook her head helplessly. This textbook was just as nonsensical as what Senju had made. The knowledge in it was real, but the first step was impossible to implement. It involved arbitrarily manufacturing various parts!
"Hmm? Do you need a textbook?" Chito saw this from behind. She thought for a moment, then reached out and pulled out a book called "Kappa" from thin air. She would use this for her class.
However, Yuri, standing nearby, seemed oblivious to this. She was chatting with Emilia and Aura, Ainz's subordinate and the guardian of the sixth level of the Great Tomb of Nazarick. Aura was a girl with heterochromia, appearing to be a boy but actually being a girl.
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