Offer blocks to the end times

Senju sat there pondering for a while, ignoring the cheerful vibrations still emanating from the universe, "Come on, welcome to the otherworldly beings, welcome to the espers..."

"As expected of Haruhi Suzumiya," Senju muttered helplessly. He didn't quite understand what was going on here. Although Kyon was the god of the world he came from, why did it feel like Haruhi Suzumiya was the true master of this world?

Chapter 1088: Performance in front of God

"Forget it, let's just take it one step at a time," Senju, now in the appearance of Okabe Rintaro, but let's still call him Senju, shook his head, then transformed into a beam of light and flew towards that other world. The voices in that world also transformed into a pulling force, dragging Senju in a certain direction.

Senju didn't resist, knowing that he was being taken to the North High. Soon he landed in a small town. However, Senju casually scanned the area and found that there were quite a few people hiding here. For example, the one in front of him was too obviously using the laws of another world. He should at least wear a disguise.

Looking at himself, he realized he had suddenly donned two disguises and secretly drew his Zanpakuto, 'Kyoka Suigetsu'. Senju then discovered that the other party was indeed a visitor from another world. Their world was originally similar to a Western fantasy world, a world of magic and dragons.

This guy

I'm not familiar with the situation here, but I'm very envious of the living conditions. After getting used to it recently, I've been using magic to create teleportation arrays in an attempt to bring people from my world over, but I've been failing all along.

Shaking her head, Senju directly slashed him, reducing his memories and magic power, turning him from a high-level mage into a low-level chuunibyou (delusional) teenager. Then Senju looked at the shop to the side, where three people were watching this scene in astonishment. None of them were captivated by the Zanpakuto's illusion.

Then Senju went inside and made a trip, and as a result, three more chuunibyou (delusional teenagers) appeared in this world. By the way, Senju also made a set of character designs for them based on their memories and put them in their arms.

Senju casually dispatched a slime and a bunch of goblins hiding in the sewers, and eliminated several monsters invisible to ordinary people. Senju felt that this was too inefficient, so he transformed his Zanpakuto, as if hypnotizing the world.

But then he felt a resistance, seemingly the instinct of this world. The enormous energy released by the Thousand Hands here formed a small space where demons danced wildly, and then this small space was swallowed up by this world.

"Does instinct prevent the use of excessive power?" Senju asked with some doubt. Although he had not fully analyzed the laws here, he knew that it was not allowed to use very high levels of power.

Although the permitted power here is not high, simple illusions can still be used. After finding North High School, Senju used illusions to hypnotize the management here and then arranged a teaching position for himself.

However, after wandering around the campus for a while, Senju realized how serious the pollution was. Because of Haruhi Suzumiya's idea, many survivors left over from the destruction of the surrounding worlds came here and became different characters in this town. Especially in Kita High School, there are the most people from other worlds, and they are all young characters.

Senju saw Otonashi Yuzuru there. He had integrated well into the place, without even any fluctuations in the laws. If Senju didn't know his face, he would have been fooled.

However, even the afterlife was destroyed, which left Senju speechless. Then, he saw a group of people from the 'Afterlife Front' and Tachibana Kanade. They seemed to have gotten involved with the SOS Brigade. Ironically, they were wearing badges with the words 'rebels against the god' on their shoulders.

Most importantly, he saw that Haruhi Suzumiya and Yuri Nakamura seemed to have similar interests, with their arms around each other's shoulders, boasting about their achievements, and looking like they had known each other for a long time.

One person was talking about sending signals to aliens on the playground, another was talking about the tornado operation plan, and the others around them were speechless, especially when several people from the afterlife started fighting each other and blood was flowing everywhere. Haruhi Suzumiya, who was standing next to them, was speechless and said, "Hey, don't waste ketchup like that!"

The red liquid, which was originally blood, turned into tomato sauce in that instant. The memories of the group of people were also distorted for a moment. At that moment, Senju also understood the truth of this world. Haruhi Suzumiya was indeed the god of this world, but her subconscious did not acknowledge the existence of supernatural powers, which is why the world was maintained in a stable state.

However, as the conscious mind gradually gained more understanding, the subconscious mind was also eroded, and the stability of this world was greatly reduced. The subconscious mind sensed the possible danger in the future, so it instinctively created a clone to handle things, which is the so-called god Kyon.

But now is not the time to talk about that. Senju grabbed a mop, broke off the bottom of the cloth, and charged forward with the stick in hand, yelling, "Stop right there!"

The marksmanship she learned from Scáthach allowed Senju to quickly knock the weapons out of the boys' hands, then beat them to the ground one by one. "You'd better stay put and wait for the police to arrive!"

"Wow, that's amazing. They beat up Oyama and the others with just a wooden stick. Who is this guy?" Yuri Nakamura muttered to herself. Senju looked at them and said, "Hey, go call security. Tell them there's been a murder here."

"No, no," Yuzuru Otonashi, who had been lying in a pool of blood, stood up. "This is just ketchup, not a murder case!"

"Ketchup?" Senju feigned doubt, dipped his stick in it, and smelled it. "It really is! But you guys have gone too far! I'll take you to the infirmary. Go back and write a two-thousand-word self-criticism and hand it in!"

"Who are you? White coat, doctor?" The group of people lying on the ground looked at Senju speechlessly. "But this is too violent!"

"Oh, that's amazing! Is that kung fu?!" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at Senju with sparkling eyes. Senju nodded. "Yes, I'm the new teacher. What's your relationship with these people? If you're in cahoots, you'll have to write a self-criticism."

"..." Nakamura Yuri glanced around, then ignored her own school uniform, which was the same as the others, and firmly took a few steps back with the girls. "We were just passing by, we don't know these problem students!"

"Hey, was that kung fu just now? Teacher, teach me!" Haruhi Suzumiya tugged at Senju's clothes, looking at him excitedly. Koizumi Itsuki stood up next to her, with a squinting smile, "We were just passing by, but such pranks really should be severely punished."

"I see," Senju nodded, feigning belief.

He nodded, then looked at the girl beside him whose eyes were shining, "What is your understanding of martial arts? How many countries' martial arts do you know?"

“Um,” Haruhi Suzumiya said excitedly, waving her finger, “I know a lot of things, like judo, sumo, swordsmanship, Chinese kung fu, and by the way, you must be using the legendary Shaolin staff technique, right?!”

Chapter 1089 I'm Not a Chuunibyou

“Um,” Senju looked at her helplessly, “Well, I’m using a spear technique that’s popular in Northern Europe, and the subject I’m going to teach now is literature.”

"Hahaha, Scandinavia, huh?" Haruhi Suzumiya laughed awkwardly, then continued to clutch Senju's clothes. "It's alright, please teach me, teacher!"

"Let's talk about that later. Let's get these people to the infirmary first. Hopefully, they don't have any broken bones," Senju said, looking at the people lying in tomato juice on the ground, screaming in pain. The scene looked like a massacre.

“I’ll help too!” Haruhi Suzumiya patted her chest. Senju looked at her speechlessly. “Alright, you boys take them to the infirmary. Girls, clean up this ‘tomato juice’ mess.”

After hearing Senju's words, the others went off to do their tasks, leaving only Haruhi Suzumiya excitedly watching Senju. "Hey, which class are you a teacher in? Do you have a dojo at home? Do you teach? Where can I go to learn?"

"I'm Phoenix Garden Kyouma, the new literature intern teacher for Classes 5 and 6 of the first year of high school. I don't have a dojo at home, and I don't plan to teach martial arts," Senju introduced himself briefly, then looked at the group of people and asked, "Which class are you in?"

"Hououin Kyouma?!" Haruhi Suzumiya exclaimed thoughtfully. "I feel like I've heard that name somewhere before. Oh right! Makise Kurisu mentioned that name. Do you know where she is?!"

"Oh, do you know Christina?" Senju feigned surprise, then nodded. "She did come to Japan a few days ago. I didn't expect you two to know each other."

“Christina? That sounds like a foreign name,” Haruhi Suzumiya said, somewhat confused. Senju nodded. “She’s our assistant. She’s Labmem No. 004 at our Future Gadget Laboratory!”

"An assistant? The Future Gadget Laboratory?" Haruhi Suzumiya instinctively felt something was off. "What are those things? Who are you?!"

"Hahahaha," Senju perfectly mimicked Okabe Rintaro's maniacal laughter, "I am the mad scientist Hououin Kyouma! The Future Gadget Laboratory is a massive organization with eleven members, built precisely to allow me to dominate the world!"

"Could you be?!" Haruhi Suzumiya seemed greatly startled, taking a few steps back in a panic. "The legendary otaku with chuunibyou!"

"No way!" Thousand Hands shouted, then pretended to realize something and waved his hand. "Alright, forget about what just happened. I've already graduated."

"What kind of class did they graduate from?!" Haruhi Suzumiya thought to herself, then carefully chose a suitable spot. "Who is that assistant you mentioned, Christina? What's her relationship with Makise Kurisu? Do you know where she is now?"

“It’s just one person, but I prefer to call her assistant,” Thousand Hands shrugged. “But the assistant should be back in the US now. She’s a researcher at a brain science institute. I can’t say more about the specifics.”

"Brain science?" Haruhi Suzumiya looked puzzled. "Do you know that thing where people can move around in a computer?"

"A person moving around inside a computer?" Senju looked at her in surprise, while Haruhi Suzumiya gestured, "It's someone who moves around inside the computer, almost like a real person, but she can also appear outside..."

"The person operating on the computer," Senju said blankly for a moment, then seemed to suddenly realize something, "You mean AI, right? Artificial Intelligence. The assistant is indeed researching this, and that system is currently being tested. How did you know that?!"

"Artificial Intelligence?" Ryouko stood there blankly. "Isn't that a real person? Or am I mistaken about something?"

"Huh? What's the assistant doing here?" Senju asked curiously. "She didn't come here to do software testing, did she?"

"It's alright," Haruhi Suzumiya seemed to have lost interest, glancing at her friend who was mopping the floor, "Goodbye, Chuunibyou teacher, I'm going to help too."

Meanwhile, the boys over there helped up several people lying in pools of blood. The most conspicuous one was Sakamoto, who was holding two people. Although he was injured and carrying two blood-stained people, it only made him look cooler. Kyon and Otonashi Yuzuru were responsible for the remaining injured person.

As for the remaining SOS member, he was secretly observing Senju from the side. Senju recognized him after just a glance. It was a waste of time, no, it was Aki Tomoya, the protagonist of that Saekano.

Koizumi Itsuki, who was standing nearby, seemed to notice Senju's gaze and asked curiously, "Phoenix Garden teacher, do you know Aki Tomoya?"

"I don't know him. Which class is he in?" Senju shook her head slightly, then looked at him. "By the way, who are you?"

"I am Koizumi Itsuki from Class 9, Grade 1"

"Aki Tomoya is from Class 8, Grade 1," Koizumi Itsuki bowed and then introduced the people around him, "That's our club leader, Suzumiya Haruhi. She and Kyon are both from Class 5, Grade 1. That's Asahina Mikuru-senpai, and that coolest guy is Sakamoto from Class 1, Grade 1."

"Those are students from Guangyangyuan Academy. They are here today for a club activity. The tomato juice was originally intended for their performance."

“I see, no wonder the clothes are different. I thought they were two sets of school uniforms,” Senju said, stroking his chin. “But I think I went a bit too far just now. Let’s skip the apology. I’m not a teacher at Guangyang Garden.”

"By the way, what about the original literature teacher, Mari-sensei? Did something happen to her?" Koizumi Itsuki asked curiously, while Senju shook his head. "Mari-sensei? Isn't that Okabe? I'm just filling in for him for a few days."

"Ah, perhaps I'm mistaken," Koizumi Itsuki said with a smile. "By the way, Phoenix Garden-sensei, do you know Okabe-sensei?"

“Of course,” Senju snapped his fingers, “My name in this mortal world is Okabe Rintaro, and that pathetic teacher is my cousin.”

"..." Koizumi Itsuki maintained a calm smile, inwardly cursing the teacher's unreliability. Why did he have to find a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur) to fill in for him?!

"Oh, it's Mr. Okabe. Ah, I remember now, Ms. Makise Kurisu mentioned Mr. Okabe. So Mr. Phoenix Garden and Mr. Okabe are the same person."

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"What did Christina say?" Senju looked at him curiously. Koizumi Itsuki appeared calm on the surface, but in his heart he was complaining about how many chuunibyou names there were. "She said that Mr. Rintaro is a very powerful scientist who even invented a time machine."

"Ahem, we can't say that carelessly, it'll attract the attention of the 'Organization'," Senju said, urging everyone to keep a low profile. Koizumi Itsuki, however, was filled with curiosity. "Organization? Has the organization already contacted him? Could it be the time machine he developed?!"

“I understand,” Koizumi Itsuki said, putting on a serious expression. Then he looked at the girls who were busy working nearby. “Teacher, I’ll go help too.”

“Hmm,” Senju nodded, then observed the changes in time and space here. Through his conversation with Koizumi Itsuki, he suddenly had a good idea. After fiddling with it for a while, Senju inserted a story about Okabe Rintaro and Makise Kurisu into this history, making them the developers of this time machine.

Meanwhile, Koizumi Itsuki was telling the group members about 'Phoenix Garden Teacher's' true identity. After learning that he was a relative of Okabe Teacher, Suzumiya Haruhi shuddered. Is this chuunibyou?! She even changed her name! When she was with Makise Kurisu before, she never realized she had chuunibyou!

Besides, that Future Gadget Research Institute is probably a hotbed of chuunibyou (delusional teenagers), right? Thinking this, she told Koizumi Itsuki to continue inquiring. When Asahina Mikuru heard "Okabe Rintaro," her eyes lit up. Then, seeing Koizumi Itsuki's somewhat probing gaze, she smiled shyly and hurriedly went back to cleaning up the tomato juice on the ground.

“Leave this to me,” Koizumi Itsuki said with a meaningful look as he walked to Senju’s side. Ichiro smiled wryly and said, “It seems they don’t need my help. Perfect, teacher, you just arrived today, right? Let me introduce you to the school.”

“Okay,” Senju nodded and followed him around, chatting as they went. “By the way, where did Okabe-sensei live before? I’ve never seen you before.”

“Oh, I was in Tokyo before,” Senju waved his hand casually, “and just call me Phoenix Garden, don’t call me by my mortal name.”

After a moment of silence, Koizumi Itsuki readily agreed, "So, Phoenix Garden-sensei is from Tokyo. You've come here to visit Okabe-sensei, right?"

"Who cares about that mortal?" Thousand Hands waved his hand casually. "It's just that our research institute was attacked by a machine and lost some data. This data was transmitted here through the network, and I'm here to retrieve it."

As she spoke, Senju placed her hand on Koizumi Itsuki's shoulder, while her other hand held a pistol pointed at his abdomen. "You've asked so many questions, so you must be a spy for SERN, right? What else is there to say?"

"Wait, Phoenix Garden teacher, I'm just an ordinary high school student," Koizumi Itsuki argued in a submissive manner. "Besides, you told me all of this. I didn't do anything."

“Just kidding,” Senju patted his shoulder, then let go, casually twirling the gun. “But the troops at Guangyang Garden really put in a lot of effort; even their prop guns are so realistic.”

"Hehe, teacher, don't joke like that," Koizumi Itsuki chuckled wryly. Was he supposed to tell the chuunibyou in front of him that the gun was actually real?!

Thousand Hands casually twirled his gun there. "Speaking of which, you guys aren't in the same class, are you? Why are you all together? Oh, right, you're in the same regiment."

"Yes, there are seven people in total: Suzumiya, me, Kyon, Asahina-senpai, Nagato Yuki, Sakamoto, and Aki," Koizumi Itsuki said, regaining his composure.

Afterwards, he briefly mentioned, "However, Nagato is still in the clubroom."

“I see,” Senju nodded, and Koizumi Itsuki continued, “I’ve heard Sakamoto mention his dream of working at NASA, so I wanted to ask you what the requirements are for getting into NASA, since you have connections working at a research institute in the United States.”

“I see,” Senju nodded as if he understood, then shook his head. “But NASA, I don’t think he looks like someone who’s going to work in a research institute. He’s too neat and too handsome. Real scientists don’t have time to groom themselves to that extent.”

"Is that so?" After several twists and turns, Koizumi Itsuki finally revealed his true purpose, "I wonder what real scientists are like? There must be some very talented scientists in your research institute, right?"

“Hahaha, of course,” Thousand Hands burst into a ferocious, maniacal laugh. “I am Labman001, the most prestigious scientific award in the institute, much more impressive than Christina, hahaha.”

"I see. May I ask where your research institute is? We'll visit it sometime," Koizumi Itsuki said with a smile, seemingly noticing Senju's guilty conscience.

Senju actually saw through his thoughts, but still played along, saying, "Ahem, let's talk about the members of the research institute."

After saying that, Senju casually pulled out a photo, a group photo from his fabricated future gadget research institute. "This is 002 Mayuri; this is 003 Bucket, don't let his appearance fool you, he's actually a super hacker; this is 003 Christina; well, just an assistant; 004 Moeka is a master at gathering information; 005..."

"Oh, oh," Koizumi Itsuki exclaimed with a look of amazement, but inwardly he was thinking, why does this group photo look like it was taken in a small room? And why are there otaku, children, cross-dressers, and cat-eared maids in the photos?

"Everyone is so amazing," Koizumi Itsuki exclaimed with admiration, while Senju looked smug. "Of course, you should also know who set up the research institute."

"Wow, that's amazing! I've never even heard of this research institute before. It must be very secretive, right? They specialize in inventing such powerful gadgets," Koizumi Itsuki complimented from the side, while Senju nodded in agreement. "Of course, our research institute produces a large number of super gadgets. The first future gadget is the Bit Particle Cannon, which can freely alter spacetime!"

"Change time and space? That's an amazing gadget," Koizumi Itsuki said, his expression unreadable. The other person sounded very sincere, but no matter how you looked at that photo, it just seemed like a group of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) enthusiasts!

"But what I'm most satisfied with is the telephone microwave oven - tentatively. It can not only make banana glue, but also reset the timeline."

Chapter 1091 Different Choices