Offer blocks to the end times

Then, under Senju's gaze, the leek suddenly came to life and stuffed its muddy roots into Sato Kazuma's mouth.

"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey," Kazuma Sato spat out dirt, casually tossing away a green onion that bounced a few times on the ground before disappearing.

"Hahaha, Kazuma is such an idiot! These green onions over here will stuff the spiciest part of their roots into people's mouths!" Aqua laughed loudly from the side. An angry Kazuma Sato grabbed her and dragged her to a green onion, yanked it out, and then Aqua was hit. "Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey! You'll be punished by the heavens for doing that!"

"Hahaha, who would be afraid of you, the goddess of the banquet? Just obediently be my shield," Sato Kazuma dragged Aqua and tried to pull her up, but Aqua struggled and ran away, "I'm a goddess! How can I do such a thing?"

Chapter 624 Growing Vegetables for the Dinner

“Great! Then lend me your feather robe, it'll keep my mouth shut,” Kazuma Sato said, vying with Aqua for it. Meanwhile, Darkness plunged into the leek patch and began harvesting the leeks.

Megumin looked like she was about to unleash an explosion spell, while Senju observed the green onions and then experimented with life drain and wood release.

The experiment was successful. The leek that was touched by the life-absorbing agent immediately shriveled up, while the leek that was catalyzed by Senju's Wood Release grew to the height of an adult, with green leaves more than a meter long on top, chasing Aqua and the others all over the place.

Looking at the people and scallions bustling about in the field, Senju thought he could collect some of the vegetables growing there. By the way, the vegetables growing there are super delicious!

After handing over the agreed-upon travel expenses to Sato Kazuma, Senju went to find the farmer, who was carefully tending to a patch of green peppers. Although curious that there were still green peppers, Senju didn't ask any further questions and instead requested to buy plant seeds.

However, the farmer refused, and Qian Shou raised the price slightly before the deal was completed. But the farmer said he knew nothing about it and that if Qian Shou died while growing vegetables, it had nothing to do with him.

Just then, a loud explosion was heard nearby. The farmer ran out to see what was happening. Senju knew that Megumin was randomly setting off explosives again, but he took dozens of packets of 'killer' vegetable seeds with him and returned to the castle.

Then they arrived outside the city to plant vegetables. When they passed by the cherry blossom grove, they found Rick and Shubi admiring the flowers inside.

They were making love, but when they saw Senju doing something not far away, Riku pulled Shiro over and asked, "Senju-sama, what are you doing?"

“Growing vegetables,” Thousand Hands replied while creating soil with Earth Creation. According to the farmer, these vegetables prefer magical soil.

“Growing vegetables? Let me help,” Rick said enthusiastically, while Shubi chimed in, “Shubi wants to help too.”

"Forget it, growing vegetables is very dangerous, especially since I want to grow giant vegetables," Senju said, tidying up the soil before haphazardly scattering seeds into it.

Rick found it somewhat amusing, "Although vegetables are rare, they're not exactly dangerous."

“These vegetables are moving,” Senju said. After planting them, she began to apply bone powder. A while later, a mess of vegetable seedlings sprouted from the ground. Senju then focused her Wood Release energy on them and applied bone powder.

Soon, a cabbage as tall as a person flew out of the ground, while an even larger cabbage chased after Rick, only to be chopped into eight pieces by Shubi, and Senju shot the cabbage down with a cannon.

"Are these really vegetables?" Rick became cautious, looking at the chaotic vegetables on one side, the tomatoes that seemed to bite open, the onions that sprayed venom, and the vegetables that had grown into human shapes. He realized that this place seemed even more dangerous than where he was!

"Huh, what is this?" Senju looked at the giant humanoid girl growing out of the ground with some curiosity. She seemed somewhat familiar. After thinking for a moment, Senju remembered that this seemed to be the plant-humanoid Anle Girl.

"It might be useful later," Senju thought. After sealing the giant 'girl' away and throwing it into his spatial storage, he began to examine the other crops. He then discovered a large weed among them, which he pulled out with a swift motion. Underneath it was a human-shaped root.

Ginseng?!

Senju was somewhat surprised, but the root below immediately emitted a piercing scream, and then Shubi next to it shattered it with a single shot.

"Are these really vegetables?" Rick asked, looking at the pulverized plants. "Shouldn't they be still? Why are they so active?"

“It’s just vegetables. Maybe it’s because they’re so delicious that they’re perfect for your welcome dinner,” Senju said, clearing away the weeds and chopping the green peppers and onions in half. “But before that, we need to kill them completely.”

“A dinner party,” Rick said, kicking a green onion with his foot, “I don’t think this is the otherworldly life I imagined!”

"Well, to be honest, I don't really agree either," Senju suddenly remembered that her maid seemed rather useless. "I'll take you to the Adventurers' Guild for a big meal later. There's lots of delicious food there."

“A city, huh? Perfect, we can go for a stroll,” Riku said, looking at Senju with a puzzled expression. “By the way, Lady Senju, your familia isn’t just a few of us, is it?”

“Of course not, there are many more,” Senju shook his head. “But William and the others went to fight the Demon King, Nigolan and the others stayed in the town, and quite a few people went on adventures in the vicinity.”

"Who are they?" Rick asked from the side. Thousand Hands introduced them one by one. "By the way, these are perfect gifts for Nigolan and the others. You can get to know them too."

With that, Senju opened the door, then used Wood Release to pierce through all the vegetables and pull them out, leading the two towards the rift.

"Spatial skills?" Riku and Shubi followed, then saw little girls running around the yard. "What are these?"

“They are golden fairies, just treat them like ordinary little girls,” Thousand Hands said, calling out to Ke Rong who was training nearby, “Hey, Ke Rong, you guys are helping out too, I brought a lot of vegetables.”

"Oh, I'm here!" Ke Rong shouted as she ran towards them, only to be blocked by Pan Libao. "Wait, maybe these are devil vegetables, and super-sized ones at that!"

“That’s true,” Tiathe said warily, glancing at the vegetables. “I just saw that tomato move. Everyone, step back!”

Instantly, the group of children backed away. Tiathe then poked the tomatoes with a stick, and the tomatoes suddenly opened their mouths and bit the stick. The surrounding children cheered excitedly, "Wow, amazing! The vegetables bit people!"

Senju looked at them speechlessly. Noft and Nephren came out of the house. When they saw the vegetables Senju was carrying, they became wary. "Leave these to us. We won't leave a single one alive."

"..." Senju was speechless for a moment, then handed the vegetables to the two of them. "By the way, where's Nigoran?"

“Nigolan is in the living room, and Sister Aier is there too,” Lady Ke Rong replied from the side, then looked at Senju, “By the way, Senju, when are you taking us to Xiaomi’s house to play?”

"Yes, soon," Senju replied, preparing to take them to the Scarlet Devil Village again tomorrow.

The three entered the facility, and then he saw Nigolan and Elmelia. Nigolan was also surprised to see Senju appear, "Senju, what brings you in? That's quite a rare sight."

Chapter 625 Reincarnation as a Human

“Well, these are new members joining the clan, so it’s a good opportunity for everyone to get to know them,” Senji pointed to the two people next to him, who then introduced themselves, “Rick Dora, Shubi Dora.”

"I'm Nigolan," Nigolan introduced herself, then, noticing the atmosphere between the two, asked with a puzzled look, "Are you siblings?"

“No, Shubi/Rick is my wife/husband,” they both answered at the same time, and Elmelia was startled. “Um, little sister, how old are you now?”

“210 years old,” Shubi answered naturally. Elmelia looked at Senju. “Is that true? Was Shubi also frozen in ice and only just rescued?”

“Shubi is a Machine Race, designed for the year 1140,” Shubi said calmly. The two people next to her scratched their heads. “Machine Race? Another new race? Is Mr. Riku one too?”

“Unfortunately, I’m just an ordinary human. It’s still very difficult for me to live for more than 800 years,” Rick said with a wry smile. Senju slapped his forehead. “Oh right, I forgot to tell you that our clan can achieve immortality.”

"Really?" Shubi asked excitedly. Senju nodded. "Yes, the process is quite simple, but upgrading your machine seems more troublesome. I don't have any machine race samples here."

“It’s okay, as long as Rick can keep living,” Shubi said happily, while Senju was thinking of other ways.

"Isn't there a way to make Shubi immortal?" Riku looked at Senju seriously. Senju shook her head. "No, I have thought of a way to make Shubi immortal as well. That is to first transform her into a human, and then..."

"Can you turn into a human?!" the two exclaimed at the same time. Senju nodded. "Yes, but I think the machine race is cooler."

"I want to become human, please, God!" Shubi looked at Senju pleadingly and said earnestly, "I want to have a child with Riku."

"..." Everyone around Rick was looking at him like he was a beast. He frantically waved his hands, "Don't worry, Shubi, even if I..."

"You're both virgins, and I love you too."

"Really?" Shubi looked at Rick with fascination. "But that means Rick will always be a virgin. As soon as I become human, I'll have a hole..."

“Ahhh, the weather here is so nice,” Rick said, his face flushed as he covered Shubi’s mouth and looked up at the roof. The people next to him were speechless. Senju coughed and said, “I’ll turn Shubi back into a human first, and then let you all truly join the Familia and gain eternal life.”

"Yes, I beg you, God," the two knelt on one knee before Senju, who then activated the power he had gained in the space, "The light born in the machine is passed down to the flesh and blood."

As the two orbs of light disappeared, Shubi's body lit up briefly, and then the ritual was complete. Senju nodded, "Alright, it's finished. Now you just need to join the Familia."

"Is it finished?" Rick looked at Shubi beside him; she didn't seem to have changed at all! Shubi scratched her head, then took off a mechanical disc from the top. Rick immediately panicked, "You can't take this off! Shubi, are you alright?!"

“It’s alright,” Shubi said, her mechanical parts flying around her. “I can still control these machines, and…”

Hughie reached down, but Rick grabbed her hand. "Anyway, it's good that you're alright!"

"Ahem," Senju coughed lightly, "Next up is Shiro joining the Familia."

Senju flicked a drop of blood onto Shubi, then activated her skill. A diagram appeared on Shubi's body, and Senju opened a light screen beside her.

Hughie Dora, LV5;

Race: Human (Mech race bloodline)

Attribute, A;

Title, Error Individual;

Skills, pseudo-canonical texts, mechanical manipulation, calculation, analysis;

The ultimate skill is to use the combat calculation device to fight the unknown, going all out and risking everything, to create a device from the heart to fight against all enemies.

After looking at Shubi's stats, Senju started looking at Riku's. After refreshing his stats, Senju began to examine them.

Rick, LV3;

Race, human;

Attribute, A;

Titles: Ghost, Creator, Will-Bearer;

Skills, strategy, analysis, language, command.

Ultimate skill, True Scripture: Killing Star, by deploying a large number of vector control machines, can manipulate the attack direction of all energy within range, killing stars in one strike.

"The skill names are pretty imposing," Senju muttered to himself, as he gathered a bunch of experience orbs in his hand and handed them to them. "Rick will be the strategist for the Familia, though there's not much to do."

"Is this the method to immortality?" Rick and Shubi murmured after receiving the orb of light. Senju nodded. "That's right. Its main principle is to lock a person's lifespan, preventing the human body from changing."

"So that means Shubi will always be this loli-sized? That's great!" Rick exclaimed excitedly. Nigolan, standing next to him, shook her head helplessly. There were already too many lolicon in the house!

“Alright, let’s go have a meal to celebrate,” Senju suggested from the side, while Shubi rubbed her stomach. “Rick, I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach.”

"Huh, it's ready so quickly?" Rick said in surprise, listening to her stomach for a while, then looking at Shubi's expression, he patted her head, "Looks like Shubi is hungry too, let's go eat!"

“Hmm,” Shubi nodded, then the two looked at Senju, who said goodbye to Nigoran and led them back outside.

With the two of them in tow, Senju headed toward Axel, explaining the surroundings along the way. However, because of the cold weather, they didn't see any frogs around.

Upon arriving in Axel, Rick looked around at the buildings and exclaimed, "This is where humans should live! It's truly magnificent."

"Huh? Why is it so lively?" Senju looked around in confusion. It was quite desolate at noon, so why did it become so lively in the evening?

After pushing open the door, a lively atmosphere came from inside. Rick and Shubi looked on curiously. Senju noticed that everyone around them was very happy, but Sato Kazuma and the others were still there, and they all looked listless.

"What happened?" Senju led the two to the table and asked the waitress, who replied happily, "The Axis cultists have finally gone back today. Everyone is finally free from their torment. Everything has returned to normal, and everyone is celebrating."

Chapter 626 Mayor Rick

"You've already gone back today? That's such a pity," Senju said, somewhat surprised, before noticing the waitress's cold gaze.

"Ahem, anyway, let's serve these dishes first," Senju said, taking orders, while Rick observed the people around him. "What exactly are the Axis cultists? And why do those people at that table look so unhappy?"

"The Axis Cult is a group that worships the water goddess Aqua, but because they do such bizarre things, they're a bit scary. Even the Demon King's army and bandits run away when they hear about the Axis Cult," Senju said, making things up. Then he pointed over there, "That blue-haired girl at that table is Aqua. She's probably bored because her followers have left."

“Oh, there are other gods here,” Rick nodded slightly, then looked at the Thousand Hands, “over here…”

"The gods wouldn't fight each other, would they?"

“No,” Thousand Hands shook his head. “At most, it’s just Axis cultists graffitiing Eris’s idols, stealing people’s bread, taking toilet paper, and things like that. There’s no fighting like what you’re talking about.”

"Was that really a battle between cultists?" Rick was speechless, then breathed a sigh of relief. "But it's good this way, so we don't have to worry about the world becoming like that again."

Seeing that he was in a good mood, Senju didn't mention the Demon King's army, even though he didn't know much about it himself.

Rick and Shubi happily ate their food. "Oh, what's this? It's delicious, Shubi, you should try some too."