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“Not bad,” the four of them said, striking a pose. “We, the ‘Anti-Demon King Army Guerrilla Force,’ only came to investigate because we sensed strong magical fluctuations here. Turns out it’s an unknown great mage.”

"Oh, is this the territory of the Crimson Demon Clan? Where have I ended up?" Thousand Hands said speechlessly, while the boys next to him began to examine the frozen corpses beside them.

"Such powerful magic! There's actually a mage comparable to the Crimson Demon Clan!" After inspecting for a while, they ran over. A young man took a few steps forward, flicked his cloak, and said, "My name is Bukroli, son of the Crimson Demon Clan's number one shoemaker, a great mage who wields high-level magic, and the one who will eventually inherit the shoe shop."

Chapter 594 Crimson Demon Village

"Oh," Senju looked at him indifferently. Seeing that Senju had no reaction at all, Bukroli panicked and quickly changed his posture. "Outsider, state your name!"

"Wait a minute, let me think about it," Senju gestured, then took out a notebook and started writing. The other people nearby were also waiting curiously.

After a while, Thousand Hands began to read aloud from the book, "I am Thousand Hands, the source of chaos."

"The truth of all things, the god who created the world, is ultimately the one who will devour the universe."

"Not enough! Not enough momentum!" the other side shouted angrily. "The tone is too flat; it needs more passion."

"Uh, alright," Senju said speechlessly, looking at the group of energetic people, and casually tossed the notebook aside. "By the way, I heard from Megumin that there are skill point potions in Scarlet Devil Village. I want to buy some."

"Oh, it's someone I know. But your reaction was too calm, it made me a little nervous," Bukroly breathed a sigh of relief. Senju looked at him speechlessly. "Your lines were too ordinary. I have plenty of cool lines here!"

As Thousand Hands spoke, he opened a phone and pulled up a bunch of videos with cringeworthy lines. After several tens of minutes of dialogue, the four boys were all kneeling there, exclaiming, "How, how is this possible? There's actually such a magical artifact!"

"Oh, then you can have it," Senju handed the phone to them. They carefully held it and examined it for a while before looking up. "By the way, how is Megumin doing now?"

“She’s doing well now. She’s found her teammates and is currently in Axel,” Thousand Hands said briefly from the side. “Oh, and Yu-Yu is there too.”

“I see,” the group discussed and nodded, then said to Senju, “It’s still quite a distance from here to the village. Come on, stranger, I’ll teleport you there.”

“Okay,” Senju nodded, then snapped his fingers, opening a portal behind him. The spaceship in the sky flew in and then Senju closed the portal. “Let’s go.”

After looking around, Bukroly began chanting a spell. Senju felt his vision distort, and then the scenery changed, and he found himself outside a small village.

“Welcome to Scarlet Devil Village. The shop you’re looking for is on the road to the right,” Bukroly said proudly, then walked to the side. “Well then, we’re sending back a mission to keep watch. Do as you please.”

"Huh?!" Senju was stunned for a moment. What was this reaction? But the four people had already disappeared. "This is really a headache. Anyway, let's set this place as a teleportation point for now."

Senju used magic to record this place and then looked at it. There should be an entrance ahead. Senju walked in from there and then saw a stone statue of a griffin.

"The level of detail is really high," Senju said, comparing it to the griffin in the space and finding that the two looked almost the same. "As expected of the Scarlet Devil Village, they actually sculpted the griffin so realistically."

“Of course, that’s from turning a griffin that strayed into the Scarlet Devil Village into petrification,” a voice came from the void. Senju nodded. “I see, huh?!”

Senju looked around. He thought he had just heard Bukroly's voice. Was it a hallucination? No way! They must be hiding somewhere.

Ignoring the neurotic, chuunibyou teenager, Senju walked to the right along the road. There were rows of leisurely little houses along the roadside, and the people on the road were also very relaxed. However, Senju did notice quite a few people wearing blindfolds and with strips of cloth wrapped around their arms.

Thousand Hands ignored them and slowly walked along, looking at the signs on the side. It seemed that the people on this side were also running shops. Thousand Hands hesitated and looked around.

Perhaps his appearance was too conspicuous, because soon people came over, "Brother, brother, I'm so hungry, can Xiaomi help lead the way?"

"Hmm?" Senju looked up and saw a cute little girl of about seven or eight years old in front of him. She looked somewhat familiar and was wearing a star-shaped hair accessory. She was looking at Senju pitifully and said, "Just a little food is enough for me."

“Okay,” Senju looked at her, whose cloak was patched and looked pitiful. Senju casually made two lollipops. “Show me around. There will be plenty of food as a return gift later.”

"Great!" the little girl cheered, then put her hands in a 'V' sign above her head and shouted, "My name is Xiaomi! My full-time housekeeper, the number one demonic little sister of the Crimson Demon Clan!"

"Oh, how cute," Senju clapped her hands and handed her a lollipop. "If you have time, you can come to my house. There are many children your age there."

"Really?" Xiaomi said happily, then said with some disappointment, "But here, there's only one Xiaomi who's the same age as me."

"Huh? What's going on?" Senju thought for a moment, realizing he rarely saw children. Then, Xiao Mi excitedly shouted, "By the way, brother, can you let those kids play with me?"

“Seems fine,” Senju looked around. Everyone seemed quite peaceful. He casually made a flag that read ‘Fairy House Travel Group’ and then opened the space.

"Buzz!" As soon as Senju opened the space, a ball flew out and smashed the window of the room next door. Then Senju looked at the lolis playing with the ball in the space. They were also very curious about the suddenly appearing space door.

“It’s a Senju,” Nephren, who was sitting and reading a book, looked over, then she saw Xiaomi munching on a lollipop. “Did you find this?”

After being glanced at by Nephren's inorganic eyes, Xiao Mi returned a sweet smile, "Xiao Mi is a tour guide now, so why don't you come and visit Scarlet Devil Village, big sister?"

"Well, we just arrived at a village and met this little boy. We were just about to offer him a ride."

"Let's take a look," Qian Shou said shyly. The little girls who were playing with a ball nearby also ran out. They had never seen outsiders their age before, and they were very excited to see Xiao Mi. The group of children gathered together and started talking incoherently.

"My name is Ke Rong. Where is this place?" Ke Rong called out excitedly from the front. The children around her chattered excitedly, and a few even tried to sneak into someone's house. Fortunately, Tiaite and Laqixu helped to stop them. Pan Libao looked around at the surroundings and pondered, "Could this be a new world?"

"Um, what are you talking about?" Xiaomi asked, puzzled. She was happy to see so many children with different hair and eye colors, but she couldn't understand what they were saying at all!

Chapter 595 Fairy Village Sightseeing Tour

The sudden appearance of so many children on the street immediately caused a commotion. The person who had stormed out of the nearby house lost his temper, saying, "What's going on? There are so many children."

"What's wrong?" Nigolan stepped out of the space, looked at the children causing a commotion in the street, and then looked at Senju. "Senju, what's going on?"

"Um, let everyone take a look over here," Thousand Hands said with a forced laugh. He had originally intended to ask Nigolan's permission first before bringing them out to play, but he hadn't expected them to run out first.

Having figured out the situation, Nigolan sighed helplessly. "Senju, you'll have to be more careful in the future. But since it's sightseeing, it's a good opportunity for the children to see this place, but before that..."

As Nigolan spoke, she suddenly moved to the side, then swung her arms and legs, kicking four figures out of thin air. "Who are you? What are you doing hiding here?"

"Hey, isn't that the four good-for-nothings?" A voice faintly came from all around. The four of them shouted angrily, "We're the Crimson Demon Clan's guerrilla force against the Demon King's army!"

“Ignore them,” Senju said speechlessly, looking at the four of them. They really had been following them the whole time. “Let’s organize the group and then let this little kid lead the tour.”

“Your name is Xiaomi, right?” Nigolan squatted down and looked at the child surrounded in the middle. She hugged him and rubbed against him. “What a cute child. Come and stay at my house. There’s plenty of food. Today we’ll have stewed bear meat.”

"Huh? Nigolan is in a good mood today, why is she eating stewed bear meat?" A bunch of kids started chattering away.

Xiao Mi, held in someone's arms, drooled. "Um, I'm Xiao Mi, a full-time housekeeper, and the number one demonic little sister of the Crimson Demon Clan! Meat, meat, slurp..."

“Wow, so cute,” Nigolan said, rubbing against him. “Nephren, get Asya, Noft, and Landoruko to come out and help too.”

“Understood,” Nephren returned to her space, while the four little girls, including Ke Rong, bowed to Senju, “Hello, Mr. Senju.”

"By the way, Thousand Hands, what is she saying?" Ke Rong asked Thousand Hands while looking at Xiaomi. Only then did Thousand Hands remember about the language barrier, but with his current ability to make amulets, it was no problem at all. He casually made dozens of amulet necklaces with 'speech comprehension' on them. "Wearing this will allow you to understand."

“Oh, it’s an amulet. I heard William has one too,” Ke Rong exclaimed from the side, then put it around her neck and ran over to talk to Xiao Mi, “Hey, my name is Ke Rong, do you understand?”

"I understand, Ke Rong, I'm Xiaomi," Xiaomi replied happily. The little girls next to her rushed over to Qian Shou, received a necklace, and then started chattering with Xiaomi.

"What happened?" It seemed that some administrators had also arrived from the Crimson Demon Clan, but they looked somewhat bewildered at the group of children in the middle. "What's going on here?"

"Ahem, we're a tour group from out of town, and we'd like to take a look around," Senju said, raising the flag in her hand. The other person's eyes lit up. "A tour group? Welcome, welcome! Let me give you a tour."

“No need, we already have a suitable tour guide,” Qianzhi pointed to Xiaomi, who was surrounded by children. The middle-aged man opposite nodded. “Alright, I hope you have a good time here.”

After a while of commotion, Nephren and the others came out and helped the little girls organize their group. The four little girls were responsible for watching the children, Aiseya and the others were responsible for defense, and Nigolan was the leader.

Then Xiaomi pointed to a room whose windows had been smashed by the lolis, "This is the number one café of the Crimson Demon Clan, and there are lots of delicious things inside."

Senju glanced to the side at the shop whose window had been smashed. It had a teacup sign hanging above the door, so it was probably a beverage shop. But what was with the 'deadly poison' sign?!

However, the group still went inside. At the counter was a plump proprietress. After negotiating for a while, she compensated them for the cost of the window and then ordered some desserts for them, although the names of the desserts were all quite chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur).

After everyone finished their dessert, Xiaomi continued leading the children forward. Along the way, there were many shops, and the surrounding Red Demon Clan members were quite surprised by the sudden appearance of the group of lolis.

"This is the weapon shop, potion shop, and fortune-telling shop," Xiaomi introduced them one by one, but the little girls weren't very interested.

Seeing that no one seemed interested, and noticing the sweat and dust on their clothes, Xiaomi led them forward to a bathhouse.

They stopped abruptly. "Ahem, this is our Crimson Demon Clan's public bathhouse, a mixed-gender hot spring!"

"What is a hot spring?" a group of people asked, puzzled. Senju quietly pulled Nigolan aside. "A hot spring is a spring that gushes out hot water, but mixed bathing isn't good. It's where men and women bathe together."

“That’s not a good thing to do,” Nigolan nodded, but Xiaomi next to her was also explaining the concept of hot springs, and a group of children wanted to go take a bath.

“There’s no other way,” Nigolan shook her head. “We’ve booked the whole place today, so let everyone leave.”

“Well, that makes sense,” Senju nodded from the side. “I’m going to buy some things too. You guys take a bath here first.”

“Wait, Thousand Hands,” Nigolan grabbed him, “we need to go back and get the children’s clothes.”

“Hmm, that makes sense,” Senju nodded speechlessly. He had been happy just now. After opening the space, Nigoran and Landoruko went back, while Senju confirmed the hot spring with the staff at the bathhouse. He then learned that the mixed bathing was just a joke and there was no such thing at all. Senju breathed a sigh of relief.

Then Senju saw the administrator walk into the bathhouse. "Summon Water! Great Fireball!"

Then the manager came out and said, "Your reserved hot spring is ready."

“Hey, hey, hey, this is a scam,” Senju complained. The manager looked to the side and said, “Guest, what are you talking about? This is indeed a real hot spring with flowing water.”

"Tch, I could make a hundred hot springs like that," Senju grumbled. Nigoran and Landoruko had returned. Although they didn't have the item with them, Senju knew the clothes were already in Landoruko's space.

Not wanting to spoil everyone's fun, Thousand Hands didn't say anything. After Nigolan went in to check everything, he let the children in. Aisaya and Nephren were guarding the door.

Senju stood awkwardly to the side. Standing at the entrance of the women's bathhouse, he looked like a pervert no matter how you looked at him. After paying the manager for the private room, Senju left.

Chapter 596 The Landscape Destroyer

Seeing that it was already 3 p.m., Qian Shou went to find the medicine shop that Xiao Mi had mentioned. After pushing open the door, he saw a smiling shopkeeper with a mustache. He was wearing something like goggles on his head, which should be a tool used when making medicine. He was also wearing a pair of black leather gloves that exposed his skin and an overcoat.

"Hello, do you have any upgrade potions here?" Thousand Hands asked the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper sized Thousand Hands up and down. "Out-of-towner?"

As Thousand Hands was wondering, he saw the other party flick his coat and say, "I am Zack, a great mage who controls high-level magic, and the owner of the number one potion shop of the Crimson Demon Clan."

"..." Senju felt like his eyes had turned into dead fish eyes. It's one thing for a pretty girl to be chuunibyou, but why is this old man joining in?!

"Welcome! It's been a long time since I've seen a stranger here. It's been ages since I introduced myself. It's much easier now," the shopkeeper with the mustache seemed very happy. "By the way, you want to upgrade your potions, right? One bottle only costs 30 million Eris."

"Hmm, thirty million? Give me a bottle," Thousand Hands nodded, taking out money from his spatial storage. The other party happily counted the money, then handed Thousand Hands a bottle of potion. "This is an upgrade potion. Each bottle can increase skill points by one. Can you ask for more?"

"No need," Senju shook his head, holding the medicine. "But thank you anyway. I also have a few kinds of potions here, so I'll give them to you for your research."

Thousand Hands took out two kinds of potions from the side: a high-grade recovery elixir and a high-grade mental potion. "I hope the shopkeeper can figure out the composition of these two potions. Then I'll take my leave."

Thousand Hands left after saying that. This time, the shopkeeper was very surprised. He didn't expect that someone would dare to challenge the number one potion shop of the Crimson Demon Clan. He thought, "Let me crack your potion and then slap you in the face."

After Thousand Hands came outside, he looked at the medicine bottle in his hand, waved his hand, and ten bottles of potion appeared next to him. Then Thousand Hands started drinking them, and his skill points began to slowly increase.

As they passed by a shop, a stunningly beautiful woman outside greeted Thousand Hands, saying, "Outsider, I'm Soket from the fortune-telling shop. Would you like a reading? It's only 100,000 Eris each time."

"Divination? I wonder how much it would cost to learn this skill?" Thousand Hands became interested. He planned to go back and learn Cassandra's 'Premonition Dream' and Yuri's 'Abyss Eye' to create his own unique divination technique.

“Well,” Soket hesitated, then Thousand Hands took out ten bottles of upgrade potions, “how about these?”

"Deal!" the beautiful woman said readily. Then she taught Thousand Hands some divination spells, but Thousand Hands' talent seemed insufficient, and he couldn't calculate very clearly. However, the beautiful woman also gave him 'Water Barrier' and 'Summon the Ocean' as a bonus.

Senju left satisfied. When she arrived at the bathhouse, the lolis had already come out. Even Xiao Mi had changed her clothes, but she was still wearing the same cloak.

"Now, next we'll visit the most famous 'Divine Body' in existence!" Xiaomi shouted excitedly from the front. Then everyone arrived at a place that looked like a Japanese shrine. However, to Senju's dismay, what was enshrined inside was a cat-eared female figure.

The children nearby were quite envious, saying, "Oh, those are cat ears! I want one!"

"But I think the lizard ones are cuter. It would be even better if they had wings like Sister Baiyan."

"I want a Haruhime doll! One with a fluffy tail."

"Senju, take a picture of us!" Ke Rong shouted excitedly from the side, and a group of lolis next to her nodded in agreement, "Yes, we want one too."