Naruto: The Information Broker from the Uchiha Clan

"I won't lose to that bastard Kakashi! In a world with both Rin and Kakashi, I won't lose to him!"

Sora nodded: "Alright, actually I'm also quite curious to see what you two will choose in this situation."

Obito glanced at Sora Uzumaki: "What a perverse guy."

……

On the other side, Uchiha Yun, who had just returned home after having a few drinks, saw guests as soon as he entered the door.

"Oh? It's quite unexpected that you two would come to my house."

In the living room, Sarutobi Asuma and Yuhi Kurenai sat on the sofa, while their mother greeted the guests across from them.

Upon hearing this, Uchiha Hazuki frowned: "Yun, that was rather rude."

Yun replied, "I'm sorry. But judging from this, you're here to deliver invitations?"

As she spoke, Yun came over and sat down to the side, looking at Kurenai Yuhi, whose face had already turned red: "Hmm... she's already pregnant? Asuma is really amazing."

The mother standing to the side had already turned pale. Over the years, she really couldn't do anything about her eldest son's casual attitude.

Asuma, sitting opposite him, scratched his head, somewhat embarrassed: "There was a slight accident, so it was a bit rushed. My father instructed that Lord Yun must come."

Hiruzen Sarutobi, that old guy?

Yun nodded with a smile, teased the two of them a few times, and then agreed.

Regardless, he's already a retired old man who doesn't care about worldly affairs, but Asuma is a qualified Konoha ninja.

Speaking of which... what were the names of the two children again?

Sarutobi Mirai? A female version of Shisui?

Holy crap!

……

Soon the engaged couple got up to say goodbye.

Yun, still lost in thought, was completely unaware of the danger approaching from behind.

"Time flies... All the Jonin are starting families now."

"I ran into your Aunt Mikoto the other day. I heard that Itachi and that girl named Kokoro are getting married soon."

"Kushina's son is even more remarkable. He confessed to a girl from the Hyuga family while still in school. He'll be able to get married as soon as he's old enough, right?"

"besides……"

The rambling voice never stopped, without mentioning itself in a single sentence, yet it seemed as if every word was about itself.

"Boom."

There was a knock at the door, and Uchiha Yun quickly looked over: "Oh? Izumi's back?"

"Snapped."

A blur flashed by, and even Uchiha Yun, who was no less powerful than the Sage of Six Paths, couldn't dodge it.

I was hit on the back of the head.

"Don't interrupt!"

Hazuki Uchiha continued, "Everyone else is pregnant, and you still don't even have a date! You're always out early and back late, can't find anyone, are you that busy?"

As soon as she entered, Uchiha Izumi covered her mouth and chuckled, "Mother, my brother is actually quite popular."

These words caused Hazuki Uchiha to shift her focus: "And you! It's been so many years since you graduated, do you have a date?"

Yun Chao blinked, unable to help.

The next moment, Quan said with a wronged look, "Actually, I went on a date right after graduation, but my brother said it wasn't a good match, so he beat the other person up."

???

In an instant, the death stare struck again.

"Mother, please let me explain!"

……

"Oh!"

The door behind them was slammed shut, and the brother and sister were kicked out by their beloved mother.

"Brother, we're only twenty years old, right? Is Mother in such a hurry?"

"Uh...maybe I've been provoked lately. Asuma and Kurenai just came over to deliver the invitations."

"They're older than us..."

"I heard Itachi and Kokoro are coming soon too."

"I see... If I told my mother that the person you hit was Itachi... hahaha."

"Hmph...(▼皿▼#)"

"Brother, that girl from the Yamanaka family in our class really likes you... How about we go on a date?"

"Yamano Ino? That's too small."

"You're only five years older than her, okay? And let me tell you, that girl has changed a lot lately! She's getting prettier and prettier!"

Really? →_→

"Really! When have I ever lied to you, brother?"

"Are you sure Yamanaka Inoichi won't come at me with a sword?"

"The three families of Ino, Deer, and Butterfly should all like this, both publicly and privately, right?"

……

Chapter 374: The Sixteenth Transaction

The two, who had been kicked out, were left without dinner. After exchanging a glance, they headed towards the shopping street.

After eating a quick bite, the three shadow clones returned after completing their day's mission.

On Class 7's side, one shadow clone was leading the training, while on Kurama Yakumo's side, one was leading the mission, and another was half-monitoring his own shadow clone, Uzumaki Sora.

Soon, as night fell, the brother and sister had to face the problem of going home.

Standing at the door, the two looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Brother, you go first..."

"You're only twenty years old. Your mother is just taking her anger out on you today. You go first."

"I'm a girl! And I'm only dragging you down, okay?"

"Um……"

Yun stroked his chin, feigning deep thought: "How about... I ask Hyuga to carve the caged bird again for Tokuma?"

(#°Д°)

Quan stared wide-eyed in horror: "Brother, are you spying on me?"

"boom."

Yun casually flicked Quan's forehead and replied, "The word 'surveillance' sounds awful. It's just that you see it occasionally, then make bold guesses and carefully verify them, and naturally you'll find out."

"Speaking of which, why didn't you explain to Mother when you were at home?" Yun asked, puzzled.

Uchiha Izumi glanced at her older brother: "If I tell you, wouldn't all the pressure fall on you, brother?"

"Ha ha……"

Yun sneered, "I think you're afraid I'll threaten that kid again, and then go pay a visit to the Hyuga clan's territory, right?"

Uchiha Izumi blinked: "Then, brother, would you do that?"

After a moment's thought, Yun replied, "Aside from his lack of strength, he's alright. At least he's stronger than Itachi, who has these recurring episodes."

Just then, the front door of the house was pushed open.

The mother, Uchiha Hazuki, looked at the two of them and said, "Why are you whispering like that and not coming in? Do you want to sleep by the door?"

Under the overwhelming aura of the Great Demon King, the two trembled and hurriedly changed their shoes before entering the house.

"I am back!"

At this moment, the Nine-Tails and Shukaku, who had been out having fun all day, returned. However, as soon as the two tailed beasts entered the room, they sensed that something was wrong.

The Demon King's mood seems a bit off...

With a surge of chakra, the Nine-Tails cleaned the dust from its feet and carefully prepared to sneak inside with Shukaku.

"boom."

The water glass was gently placed on the table, and Uchiha Hazuki's gaze fell on the two tailed beasts.

"You're never home, and the moment you walk in, you reek of alcohol. Other people can keep a ninja dog to guard their house, but you two only know how to cause trouble!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Little Nine-Tailed Fox immediately straightened her posture: "I went to help the security forces with their sensing. Afterwards, those guys insisted on dragging me to drink, and I couldn't refuse, so I had a tiny bit..."

Before the Great Demon King could get angry, the little nine-tailed fox immediately took a handful of crumpled coins and placed them on the table: "This is today's reward."

Looking at the money in front of her, Uchiha Hazuki was slightly satisfied, and then turned her gaze to Shukaku.

Why are you looking at me?

I can't perceive it!

I know a little sealing technique, but it's useless.

With little chakra, he could only rely on Kurama (the Nine-Tails) for food and drink every day.

The pressure was put on Shukaku, and Uchiha Yun tapped Izumi with his elbow.

Take this opportunity to slip away.

The brother and sister exchanged a glance and understood, so they tiptoed upstairs to their bedroom.

As for washing up... let's wait until my mother, who is already going through menopause, rests before we go out and wash up quietly.