Naruto: The Information Broker from the Uchiha Clan

Why do I still have to bring myself into this?

That battle was a lifelong disgrace for the inheritor of the Hidden Mist Ninja Sword!

Even Juzo remained silent. Orochimaru chuckled idly and then said, "Looking at it this way, Might Guy, as Might Dai's son, is also a Jonin who only knows taijutsu. And according to my intelligence in Konoha, he has been undergoing excessive training for many years."

"So, does Might Guy also possess that kind of power? If so, although it won't last long, it would probably be enough to kill us all."

After he finished speaking, Sasori and Kakuzu fell silent for a moment.

Although they were all very confident in their own strength, at this moment no one dared to say that they could resist them.

After a long silence, Pain spoke up: "In that case, let's all remain silent for a while after the newcomers return."

"As Kong said, the five great ninja villages cannot truly unite at present. In time, when the threat of Akatsuki is seen as a conspiracy by Konoha, that will be the time for us to take action."

Immediately, the illusionary body technique was interrupted.

……

Upon opening his eyes, Sora immediately saw Hidan, whose head had been beaten into a pig's head and was now just a skull.

The shadow clone grabbed Hidan's head and said, "You were right, real person. This guy seems to have some bad intentions while you're in a meeting."

Deidara, standing to the side, swallowed hard.

Even a single shadow clone was so ferocious, easily leaving Hidan with no chance to fight back.

As expected of the creator of the Sea of ​​Ending, it's so... artistic!

"Looks like you're still not convinced...?"

As he spoke, Sora looked at Hidan's head and smiled.

Faced with such a smile, Hidan chuckled awkwardly, his teeth chattering slightly.

Cries for mercy rang out, but they seemed to have no effect.

Kong's perception was released instantly, and he immediately vanished from the spot.

A short while later, a wild boar appeared before everyone, carried by one hand.

He casually chopped off the pig's head with a slash, then looked at Kakuzu and said, "Use your ability to put his head back on the pig's body. Keep the original torso safe and return it to him when we get back."

???

This operation stunned Kakuzu. Connecting himself to the pig's body?

If I'm not mistaken, this looks like a wild sow...

Kakuzu's eyes twitched uncontrollably, as if he had thought of something unpleasant.

But in the end, he obeyed Kong's orders.

Hidan was terrified as he watched Kakuzu approach step by step.

"I was wrong! I apologize! I didn't have any bad intentions!"

"Listen to me..."

"Don't link my head to a pig, you bastard!"

"Can we get a different one?"

"Didn't you notice that it's a female wild boar?"

"Yamashita's going to crash!!!"

The final scream abruptly stopped, and Deidara, standing to the side, swallowed hard. At that moment, he felt that Hidan's eyes had lost their light.

Just like the girl who was raped, she lost faith in life.

That's just...too ruthless...

Meanwhile, Kong's shadow clone curiously examined the strange combination in front of it for a while, then disappeared after laughing maliciously for a while.

Kakuzu then packed up the torso beside him, patted Hidan's head, and said, "Don't think too much about it. You'll recover when we get back. Also, don't hate, because you can't win."

With tears of humiliation welling up in his eyes, Hidan felt that he was no longer clean. Would the Jashin still want him?

Just a few hours ago, I was a busy believer running around for the sake of the doctrine.

In order to make more people believe in the evil god, he chose to subdue people with a sickle.

And now...

"Crack clap..."

The sounds from the bushes drew their attention, and soon three or four wild boar pups emerged.

After glancing at Hidan and then at the pig's head on the ground, he ran directly behind Hidan, sticking his butt out as if he wanted to do something.

"Ugh...you bastard! Get away from me!"

Perhaps due to his unfamiliarity with his new body, Hidan, after kicking twice, ultimately couldn't avoid it...

Pipa Juzo sighed: "So... sometimes, being immortal doesn't seem to be a good thing."

Deidara nodded in deep agreement: "Yes, yes, yes... Only the undead can play around like this. Someone like me can be taken down with a single illusion."

Kakuzu said in a deep voice, "When facing someone stronger than yourself, you must know the gap. What use is such an immortal body if you can't even defeat a shadow clone?"

Deidara was stunned for a moment, then quickly turned around and asked, "Frankenstein's monster, you can beat Sora's shadow clone?!"

Kakuzu paused for a moment before replying, "We can't beat them. The monster's shadow clones are still monsters; any one of their abilities is extremely troublesome."

"But... I'm still very confident in dealing with you. If you call me that again, I'll find a chance to kill you!"

Deidara shrank back and fell silent; he had only said it casually.

His weakness has been discovered, and he knows very well that he is no match for Kakuzu now.

Then Kong waved, and the four of them, leading a group of wild boars, headed towards the Land of Rain.

……

Meanwhile, in the Uchiha clan compound of Konoha.

At Uchiha Kumo's house, Shukaku, who had almost gone crazy from being cooped up during the Chunin Exams, was finally freed.

But the moment I saw the Nine-Tails, I immediately felt annoyed.

"You stinky fox, what are you doing here?"

Little Nine-Tailed Fox glanced at him: "This is my home, I paid for the accommodation. What right do you, a freeloader, have to say such things?"

Just as they were about to start arguing, Yun asked Little Nine-Tailed Fox, "How's the communication going?"

……

Chapter 219: The Nine-Tailed Fox's Half-Body

How was the communication?

In response to Yun's question, the little nine-tailed fox replied, "The main body's perception of that blond-haired guy isn't actually bad, but..."

He scratched his head, realizing that Little Nine-Tailed Fox had its own reasons for this.

As a separate entity, much like a clone, it enjoys considerable freedom within Konoha due to the presence of clouds.

At the same time, his personality also deteriorated due to Yun's influence. His dark and rage-filled nature was gradually changed, and the difference between him and his original self seemed to be growing.

"boom."

He reached out and tapped the little nine-tailed fox on the forehead, then said, "Because you always go around showing off, your true form is annoyed by you now, isn't it?"

"If it were split in half again, and it turned into something like you, with both halves showing off every day, I reckon your original body would be furious."

The little nine-tailed fox, exposed, was a little embarrassed and helplessly shrugged: "What can I do? That red-haired woman has been unable to purify the hatred in my body for some reason."

"boom."

Yun teased, "Calling the Hokage's wife a red-haired woman, if Kushina heard you say that, you'd probably get a good beating."

The Nine-Tails, clutching its forehead, dared not retaliate against the clouds, while Shukaku stood by, laughing happily.

"You stinking fox, I never thought you'd have a day like this! Hahaha..."

A mocking voice rang out, and the little nine-tailed fox pressed its two paws together: "You silly tanuki, it seems that if I don't give you two big peacocks today, you won't be able to tell who's the king and queen in this house!"

No sooner had the words left his mouth than the little nine-tailed fox leaped up and slapped Shukaku down with its claw.

Shukaku, who raised its claws to retaliate, was no match for the opponent and was slapped off the sofa.

A huffing and puffing, Shukaku leaped up and stood on the table, glaring angrily at Kurama: "You damned fox! You've angered me!"

As he spoke, Shukaku suddenly slapped his stomach with one claw: "Practice empty bullets!"

The compressed wind-style chakra instantly condensed in his abdomen, and then was struck, ready to burst forth.

However, before the bullet could even be fired, a large hand grabbed its mouth, pinching it shut and preventing it from escaping despite its struggles.

"boom!"

With a muffled thud, Little Shukaku's belly suddenly swelled up, and then shrank back down.

After Yun released his grip, Shukaku looked aggrieved: "You promised you wouldn't help Kurama bully me!"

At that moment, the little Nine-Tails leaped up and landed on the head of the little Shukaku.

Under the weight of Mount Tai, he plopped down on Shukaku: "You idiot tanuki, were you trying to destroy the house just now? If you demolish this house, you'll probably have to wash dishes for the rest of your life to pay off the debt."

Yun looked at Shukaku, who was struggling to stand up: "I don't care how you and Kurama cause trouble, and whether you can win or not is your business. But if you damage any items, you'll have to pay for them."

Then Yun looked at the two little tailed beasts and said, "I have to go out for a while. You can go out and play if you want, but you have to pay attention to what I just said. As the senior, little Nine-Tails, you take care of Shukaku."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yun went out the door and headed towards the Hokage Building.

Shukaku, still under pressure, was now filled with rage.

"You stinking fox, get up!"

"What did you say, you silly cat? Believe me or not, I'll slap you to death with two big shovels!"

"You're spouting nonsense! You stinking fox, let's go outside and fight!"

"Snapped!"