Naruto: The Information Broker from the Uchiha Clan

Kong replied, "At this point in time, you don't need to know this. After all, if it's just Di Yuan Yu, you can't defeat him."

……

One day later, outside a market town in the Land of Hot Water.

Hidan, wearing a hooded down jacket, stood in the middle of the road, with a huge scythe on his shoulder.

At this moment, Sora was walking slowly toward him alone.

"Brother, have you considered joining the religion?"

Hidan's voice rang out.

As Hidan approached, Uzumaki Sora looked up at him and smiled, "In such a quiet and peaceful country, as the sole survivor of the forbidden technique experiment, you seem to have greedily developed a liking for the feeling of killing. Hidan, I've come to invite you to join Akatsuki..."

dawn?

Unlike others, they weren't surprised when their origins were revealed; they were even curious about what it was.

Tilting his head, Hidan said, "I wasn't invited, you bastard! I invited you to join the cult first!"

"The Evil God's teachings are simple: just kill. How about that? Doesn't that sound impressive?"

Sora shook his head: "I didn't hear anything about how powerful you are, but if you don't agree to join Akatsuki, I'll have no choice but to kill you."

"Huh?? Kill me?"

Upon hearing this, Hidan seemed to have heard the funniest thing, and immediately pointed at the sky and burst into laughter.

Behind Uzumaki Sora, Deidara whispered to Juzo, "Pointing your finger at Sora-senpai, do you think he'll get a really bad beating later?"

After pondering for a moment, Juzo replied, "My only concern now is that Ku might burn this guy to ashes with a single fire. After all, the immortality of Kakuzu is indeed very suitable for him."

Kakuzu, standing to the side, said in a deep voice, "I can complete the mission without a partner. These two newcomers don't seem to have long lifespans. This guy might not even live past today."

As the three were talking, Hidan, who was facing them, suddenly threw the three-month scythe that he had been carrying on his shoulder in a frenzy.

"Shh!"

The weapon's massive size results in a very large attack area; its purpose is not to kill with a single blow, but to injure the opponent.

However, it is clear that such a speed is as if it has been slowed down for the current air force.

He vanished from his spot in an instant, and the March Scythe swept past with a whoosh.

In an instant, Sora appeared above Hidan's head and slammed his leg down.

"boom!!"

Hidan's skull was smashed off, and he was slammed into the ground from the air.

"So... can I join now?"

As the sound of emptiness faded, Hidan stood up again in the crater.

"Hehehe... Hahaha!"

"You think you can kill me with just this? With the protection of the Evil God, I am immortal!"

With that, Hidan leaped into the air, and the March Scythe he had just landed instantly retracted and spun towards Uzumaki Sora.

"Shh!"

He easily dodged to the side, and the March Scythe returned to Hidan's hand.

Kong slowly said, "Even with the forbidden technique of Blood Possession, your physical skills are too poor. With this speed and attack, you can't even get a single drop of blood."

Hidan, gripping his March Scythe tightly, stared wide-eyed: "Bastard! Who are you? How do you know all this? These are abilities bestowed upon me by the Jashin! I am immortal!"

"Undying?"

Kong chuckled lightly: "I think I said that before. Compared to my immortality, your ability doesn't seem so invincible. In my eyes... death is not far away for you."

"asshole!!"

With a roar, Hidan leaped into the air, his three-moon scythe fiercely attacking Uzumaki Sora.

"Shhhhh..."

The wide attack range made each strike sound like a whistling wind, and the handy weapon allowed Hidan to connect each attack perfectly, constantly swinging the three-month scythe in his hand.

Even so, each of its attacks was dodged by Sora at just the right distance.

To the three people behind him, this situation appeared as if Hidan was deliberately missing with every attack.

"The gap... is too big."

"This battle is like an adult toying with a child," said Juzo Biwa, before explaining, "It's like an adult toying with a child."

"By simply shifting his body to the side and moving his feet, he made every attack from his opponent miss its mark. The difference between nerve reaction speed and physical skills is like heaven and earth."

Deidara, standing to the side, pursed his lips: "I think Senior Kong could just unleash the ultimate art and let this guy experience what true explosive art is!"

Kakuzu scoffed, "This isn't about killing enemies, it's about recruiting. Whether they can withstand that kind of power is another matter entirely."

"Although I don't need any partners, if I accidentally blow it to pieces, you'll probably have to find new people."

……

After a long while, Hidan, who had been wielding the March Scythe, also stopped.

Clearly, wielding such a massive weapon would consume his physical strength.

And at that moment, he also realized that such an attack was meaningless to Kong.

It won't hurt the other party in the slightest!

"Huhuhu..."

Panting, Hidan slammed the March Scythe into the ground and slightly raised his head to look at Uzumaki Sora: "How...did you do that?"

Kong smiled and replied, "My eyes saw it, and my brain told me to tilt my head and take a step to the right, and then I dodged it. It's that simple, and it's very easy to do."

Hidan was enraged once again by Hidan's disdainful attitude.

No one can look down on the evil god!

Nobody's here!!

"I will kill you! I will offer your blood to the great evil god!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Hidan's three-month scythe flew out.

"boom!!"

By a hair's breadth, the March Scythe struck the giant tree behind Kong.

"Snapped."

With a soft click, Kong casually reached out and grabbed the rope connecting the March sickle.

With a casual pull, Hidan was dragged over by the immense force.

He released his grip on the rope and slammed it down on Hidan's head.

Press it down in one go.

"boom!!!"

Hidan's head was slammed into the ground, and cracks began to spread around it.

"Tsk tsk tsk... Ouch."

Deidara couldn't help but shudder: "What's the point of fighting with such a huge gap in skill? Even if you're immortal, you'll only be played to the point of wanting to commit suicide, right?"

Kakuzu said in a deep voice, "Even if he is immortal, his head no longer belongs to him from this moment on."

Seeing Deidara's puzzled expression, Juzo Biwa explained, "It's the Flying Thunder God Technique, the same one left on you. From now on, Sora can appear behind this guy at any time."

"With Kong's reaction speed, without any other abilities, a short blade can make someone's head fall off at any time."

As soon as he finished speaking, Hidan, who was still struggling with his limbs, kept trying to stand up.

However, the hand pressing down on his head remained as still as a mountain.

Then Uzumaki Sora's voice rang out: "So now... shall we join?"

"Waaaaah..."

Hidan, whose face was pressed to the ground, tried to speak, but because of the hand above his head, he couldn't utter a single word.

So Kong smiled and said, "It seems you're still not convinced. As things stand, you're not ready to die yet. However... if you don't agree, then I'll have no choice but to let you die."

Hidan, who was being held down, was churning out a string of profanities.

asshole!

idiot!

shit!

Can't you just let go first?!

How can I speak if you don't let go?!

I give up...

"Shh..."

A short blade flashing with a cold light was swung out, and the next moment Hidan's head was severed.

In an instant, the struggling limbs stopped moving.

Deidara was stunned by what he saw: "Wasn't he immortal? How come he's gone just like that? If he's gone just like that after his head is cut off, what kind of immortality is that?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a muffled sound came from the head beneath his empty hand once again.

Kong shook his head slightly: "Still struggling? It seems you're determined not to join?"

As he spoke, Sora once again slashed Hidan's torso, saying, "I think your head can be tied to a block of iron and sunk into the sea. As for your torso, I think it might be digested by a dog. I don't know if you'll still be alive after that."

As soon as he finished speaking, Hidan's head began to struggle even more violently.

"Gudong."

Swallowing hard, Deidara nudged Juzo Biwa beside him: "Um...shouldn't we remind Sora-senpai? In that state, he can't speak, right?"

Kakuzu glanced at him, smiled, and said nothing.