Naruto: The Information Broker from the Uchiha Clan

Although this person was clearly trying to change the subject, saying such things to a thirteen-year-old child? It's simply outrageous and disgusting!

So Yun smiled and shook his head, then reached out and patted Jiraiya's shoulder in return, the kaleidoscope in his eyes flashing briefly.

"Lord Jiraiya, I'll tell the Hokage what you just said tomorrow. And if the Hokage tells Naruto's mother, you might be banned from entering the village."

Jiraiya laughed heartily: "What an unlikable kid! You think I'm afraid of Kushina? What a joke!"

"Since you don't understand this kind of fun, I'll be leaving now. I have to leave the village tomorrow, so I'll have to prepare the material for the next installment of 'Intimate Paradise'."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiraiya strode off triumphantly.

As for Yun behind him, he smiled. Although he was a decent person, his behavior was only slightly better than Orochimaru's.

If you don't run into them, fine, but if you do run into them and don't teach them a lesson, wouldn't that be worse than a clone?

……

At this moment, Jiraiya was lying on the roof of the Konoha bathhouse, looking lewd as he prepared to chisel a hole for some materials.

However, just as he was about to take action, his face flushed and filled with excitement, he froze on the spot in an instant.

In no time, her already flushed face turned even redder.

However, the next moment, his face turned deathly pale, his pupils dilated instantly, and he cried out in terror, his hands outstretched in front of him, "Don't come any closer!!!"

The terrified screams from the rooftop were also heard by the people in the bathhouse.

"what!!!"

"There's a pervert!"

"catch him!"

"Don't let him get away!"

……

In an instant, shouts erupted, and before long, Jiraiya, who was still trembling with fear on the roof, was surrounded.

An older woman reached out and threw a slipper, which landed squarely on Jiraiya's face. However, it had no effect; Jiraiya continued to back away in fear, as if something terrifying was in front of him.

However, this action triggered a chain reaction, and the angry women threw whatever they could find, quickly leaving him with a black eye and a swollen face.

At this moment, the security forces also arrived.

As the head of the department, Jiraiya was a good strategist and knew that this was the other man's old habit, but he noticed something was wrong when he got closer.

"Is this an illusion? How is that possible?"

"untie!"

"It didn't work?"

Left with no other option, the group could only help him back to the office and notify the Hokage.

The Minato couple, who had just finished cleaning up at home and were preparing to rest, were awakened by the knocking on the door.

After the door opened, an ANBU member said awkwardly, "Lord Hokage, the security forces said they want you to go to the branch office in charge of the commercial district."

Minato scratched his head: "Going again? Is it about what happened with Naruto before? Wasn't compensation already arranged?"

At this moment, Kushina, who had finished dressing and came out, asked, "Why are you still here so late? Hasn't Naruto's matter been resolved yet?"

Uh!

The Anbu were somewhat embarrassed at this point, and could only bite the bullet and say, "It seems to be Jiraiya-sama this time. He was captured on the roof of the women's bathhouse in the shopping district, and it seems he's also under a genjutsu. The security forces can't break free because of their chakra limitations, so they had to come to the Hokage-sama."

"Snapped."

No sooner had he finished speaking than Minato slapped his forehead.

Although I've always known about the teacher's hobbies, this is probably the first time I've been caught red-handed like this.

An illusion that even the security forces couldn't break must have been Yun's doing.

Having gone to the garrison twice in one night to bail someone out, Shuimen, who was already thin-skinned, felt his face burning with embarrassment.

As for the chakra that was about to explode behind her, it was obvious that it was Kushina. Didn't you see that the Anbu in front of her were already trembling?

"Minato...go tell Jiraiya-sensei. If it happens again, I'll, on behalf of the village women's federation, ensure he's never allowed back into the village!!!"

Amidst the roar, Minato repeatedly agreed and quickly led the Anbu away, closing the door behind him.

……

Minato, who was in charge of the security forces and had come to bail someone out again, looked at Jiraiya, who had a terrified expression.

What did the teacher see in the illusion?

After thinking for a moment, Minato decided to step forward and break the illusion first.

Jiraiya, who had recovered in an instant, was stunned. He looked at Minato and then at the ninjas of the surrounding security forces.

In an instant... tears streamed down his face.

"Minato... How could there be something like this in the village's women's bathhouse? They actually..."

they?

With just those two words, Minato pulled his teacher aside and stopped him from saying anything more.

"Teacher, that was an illusion, an illusion!"

Jiraiya, who only realized what was happening at this moment, was stunned. Illusion?

Such a well-connected illusion?

Even the actions of digging a hole, peeking, water mist, giggling, and appearing and disappearing... are so coherent, how could it be an illusion?

How well does this person know me?

Then Jiraiya thought of the beard, hairy legs, and even the square face that followed...

In an instant, Jiraiya felt he had lost a hobby, a memory that he would likely recall every time he peeked in the future.

Tears streamed down his face...

……

Chapter 186: Orochimaru's Impure World

The Land of Rain, the Hidden Village of Rain.

Looking at the drizzling rain outside the window, Sora Uzumaki's mind was filled with the information his main body had just received.

In the original manga I remember, the origin of Hashirama Senju's Sage Mode was never explained. It wasn't even mentioned in the official lore.

However, from a comprehensive perspective, the Sage Techniques of the three sacred lands each have their own representative features: Naruto and Jiraiya, and Minato represent Mount Myōboku, while Kabuto in the final battle represents Ryūchi Cave.

Although that form is really hard to accept, among non-flammable materials, Mitsuki's Sage Mode is much more perfect than Kabuto's.

In this way, the only representative of the three holy lands' sage techniques is Shikkotsu Forest, and just so happens that Hashirama Senju's Sage Mode was not explained.

Given its regenerative abilities and massive chakra reserves, it might very well be a legacy of Sage Mode from Shikkotsu Forest.

So...should we go find Tsunade?

As for utilizing trading space?

Just as Jiraiya said, Tsunade was full of loopholes at this time, so there was no need to use the trading space on her.

It's just a spiritual contract from the Wet Bone Forest; Rope Tree and Broken Tree are both her loopholes.

If all else fails, you could be shameless and cut your wrist, bloody and just reach in to grab it. That wouldn't be out of the question.

At this moment, Sora turned his head to look into the dark passage beside him.

He then chuckled and said, "Orochimaru, you've just gotten back and you're already looking for me. What do you want?"

From the shadows, Orochimaru, clad in black with red clouds, slowly emerged, his snake-like eyes fixed on Sora with longing: "After the battle with Uchiha Kumo of Konoha, the Land of Fire's coastline was named the Sea of ​​the End. With such a name, Sora-kun's power is truly terrifying..."

A kaleidoscope slowly appeared in Sora's eye sockets: "You should know my senses about you, right? Want some action?"

Orochimaru smiled and shook his head slightly: "I have no desire to experience the power that can destroy the landscape like that. I just wonder if you've considered that even figures like Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju will eventually grow old and turn to dust."

"Even those with godlike power are ultimately just human. They cannot resist death. But this world still holds so many ninjutsu and secrets. Don't you think it's a pity, Kong-kun?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Orochimaru extended his long tongue, which resembled a snake's forked tongue, and was about to lick his lips as usual when he was caught by Sora's gaze, so he immediately withdrew it.

Uzumaki Sora chuckled softly and slowly walked towards Orochimaru.

This action instantly rendered Orochimaru unable to move; his snake-like body froze in place.

Even Orochimaru, with his numerous means of survival, couldn't be sure he could live against someone with such power.

Fortunately, as he approached, Uzumaki Sora frowned and stopped, his expression seemingly one of disgust and revulsion.

"You, who have no surname, experienced the Second and Third Shinobi World Wars."

"Dying on the battlefield, dying of your most beloved disciple—have these successive deaths made you fear death?"

"Longevity... and the desire for ninjutsu seem to make you even more afraid of death. There is great terror between life and death, and it is perfectly normal for a human being to be afraid of death."

“From beginning to end, I have always admired your talent in experimentation and research. But at this level, you are not enough for me to find a way to make you submit.”

"Snakes are cold-blooded animals, especially after you've gone through the process of abandoning your bonds. At this moment, you would never have any thought of submission, would you?"

He chuckled and said, "So now... what makes you dare to come before me? Let me think..."

"Reanimation Jutsu? First Hokage Hashirama Senju? Second Hokage Tobirama Senju? Perhaps some other outdated stuff? I heard that when Konoha returned the Third Raikage's body to Kumogakure, the group seemed to have encountered some unexpected circumstances. So maybe that so-called strongest spear and strongest shield are with you too..."

"Should we give it a try, Orochimaru..."

As soon as Kong finished speaking, Orochimaru, who was standing in front of him, trembled all over.

Never before!

Never before had anyone's murderous intent excited and terrified him so much!

He had always been the one who acted this way in front of others, but now he was actually experiencing that feeling himself.

"Ku...-kun".

Orochimaru's voice rang out, and he quickly calmed himself down before stiffly asking, "If you, Kong-kun, can truly see the future, then could you tell me if my future is as I foresee it?"

Uzumaki Sora smiled and said, "As human beings, our desires are endless. You want to see what happens to the winds you create, but perhaps you should see what path the winds you expect will ultimately choose."