Unscientific Love

"Old Wu, let go, it's too heavy."

The bamboo immediately put up a fight.

Although he was intelligent, he was thin and couldn't keep up with this guy who regularly worked out at the gym.

"No way, I'm telling you, Bamboo, if you can't even handle this much strength, what if you fall for a female fitness instructor? What if you two are in love, but break up at night because you can't handle her strength? Wouldn't that be a waste?"

"Young man, you need to exercise more."

Old Wu pressed his arm down again.

This left Ao Ye and Zhu Zi breathless, and they had to circle around to free their necks.

"You can't win a girl's heart with brute force alone."

Ao Ye said.

"Then you have to admit that many women with strong desires like the big muscles of a fitness instructor."

Old Wu showed off.

"It's just wishful thinking."

"What's the point of just liking muscles? At least you need to cultivate both inner and outer beauty. While you have a good physique, you should also cultivate an interesting soul so that when a girl with strong desires is with you, she will discover your highlights one after another and give her a fatal blow."

"You've got it."

Ao Ye patted Lao Wu on the head.

"Wow, are you writing a novel, Ye? It's like a martial arts movie. I keep showing off my big chest, I bet no girl won't fall for my pecs, heh!"

Old Wu clenched his fist again and showed off his biceps.

"Zhang Jing, look at Lao Wu, he's showing off his muscles behind you, saying he's going to make you kneel down at his big pecs!"

Ding!

Straight man value +200!

A group of girls were walking side by side, arm in arm, laughing and chatting about something.

But Ao Ye recognized the light blue flared jeans immediately; they belonged to Zhang Jing, the prettiest girl in their class.

She has a good figure, a nice butt, and is an active member of the student body, a popular figure in the department. Old Wu has been paying close attention to her in private, but he has never taken the initiative to strike up a conversation with her.

Therefore, although Lao Wu looks like a big man, he is shy inside.

He won't expose it unless you help him.

"Ok?"

"Zhang Jing?!?"

Old Wu was stunned for a moment, then he saw a few girls in the row in front of him turn around and roll their eyes at him.

Old Wu immediately glared at him with a sharp look.

"Night! What are you saying! I never said anything like that! How could I possibly say such a thing?!"

"...Hey, Ao Ye, what can I say to you? Do you think I'm the kind of person who can't walk past a handsome guy?"

Zhang Jing, the teaching assistant, has the personality of someone with social anxiety. One of her main jobs is to connect students from different classes, so she has seen all sorts of situations.

Aside from a few of my girlfriends who were with me, some of them blushed a little, stole a glance, giggled, and continued walking forward.

The girl wearing light blue flared jeans turned around, put her hands on her hips, and looked at Ao Ye.

"Pity."

Ao Ye shook his head.

These flared pants are quite fitted and unique, and the canvas shoes they're paired with them also create a distinctive look.

Just wear fishnet stockings.

Refined and cultured, yet with a charming contrast.

"What's a pity?"

"Oh, Lao Wu just said your canvas shoes are actually quite nice."

Knowing that Lao Wu was interested in the girl in front of him, Ao Ye quickly tried to steer the conversation towards the two of them.

"That's right, it's a canvas wind."

"Don't like big pecs?"

Ding!

Straight man value +100!

The girls in front and behind heard it very clearly.

"boring."

Zhang Jing snorted coldly.

"That means I like people with substance."

Ao Ye asked again.

But at this moment, the bamboo was already bending over and crying out, "Aww! Aww!"

Upon closer inspection, it was clear that Old Wu was pinching his flesh.

"No, Jing'er, is Ao Ye thinking of introducing you to someone?"

"Hey hey hey."

Someone ahead was walking and kept turning back to chuckle.

Zhang Jing had a big smile on her face.

They seemed indifferent.

"Who knows? These guys are weird all the time."

Just as Ao Ye was about to say something, his arm was suddenly tugged at the crossroads: "Come on, let's go buy some Coke."

Old Wu's face turned red at that moment.

He grabbed Ao Ye and Zhu Zi's hands tightly.

"Hahaha, Lao Wu, why don't you go for it!"

"Hey, who needs a woman? Isn't it good enough for us brothers to be together? Besides, I'm not even sure if she likes me."

How do you know they don't like you?

"What if you like it?"

Ao Ye said.

"I heard she has a boyfriend from her hometown."

Old Wu suddenly said.

"That means you admit you like her."

Ao Ye managed to get the truth out of him.

"Hahaha, I knew it! During the class meeting that day, this guy usually plays King of Glory, but he was staring intently at the podium the whole time. Anyone who knew him would have met a girl he liked. Anyone who didn't would have thought that Old Wu had reformed!"

Bamboo brought out evidence from the side.

"What, you still don't want to admit it?"

Old Wu looked at the bamboo with a blank expression, then at Ao Ye with a blank expression, and then grinned.

"Hehe, never mind, I do like her, but she's already taken."

Old Wu looked a little sad.

That's why he hurriedly pulled the two of them to change direction.

"Not like."

Ao Ye said.

"If she had a boyfriend, why would she joke like that with us?"

"What did you say? You think I'd be unable to move just because I see big pecs?"

"Think about it, would you say that if a girl had a boyfriend?"

Inside the campus, large swaths of yellowing poplar leaves swayed on the ground. Although the sun was out, the air was still cool. Through the gaps in the branches, a few rays of sunlight shone on three young boys, who seemed to be analyzing things as they walked.

"that is!"

"Old Yang, I think she's definitely using a smokescreen. Where did you get the information that she has a boyfriend?"

Bamboo chimed in.

Chapter 78 - Sending a voice message! (Second update)

"It was told by one of her roommates."

Old Wu took a deep breath.

"After the class meeting at the beginning of the semester, I was thinking of going over to find a chance to chat and get acquainted with her, but one of the girls from her dorm suddenly ran over, holding a photo and saying, 'Jing'er, your boyfriend, your boyfriend!'"

"What can I do..."

It's heartbreaking and tearful.

Old Wu was so melancholy that he wanted to light a cigarette.

I finally found a girl I like.

"Hey! Old Wu, come on, what's this all about?"

"Putting aside the question of whether the boyfriend she's talking about is actually her boyfriend, many girls these days even call their favorite male celebrity their husband. Besides, even if they're dating, they'll break up sooner or later, right?"

Seemingly disapproving, Bamboo launched into a tirade.

"You're one to talk, aren't you single too?"