Unscientific Love

[Gongzhu]: Whip.GIF

[Ao Ye]: ...Who understands my loneliness and solitude?

*Sounds of kisses* But no sooner had Ao Ye finished speaking than the next second, the 404 dormitory group chat displayed: "[You have been kicked out of the group chat]".

……

!!!

Is it really that heartless?

That statement is correct, isn't it?

But Ao Ye felt that it was probably because he made them too jealous.

Although I am surrounded by beautiful women, I still really want to have a proper relationship. Sister Bibi is very busy and I can only see her occasionally. My senior is too aloof and handles everything on her own. She says that only when she is well can she love others. Moreover, at that time, my senior set a condition for me: she would only date me if my novel had more than 3000 average subscriptions.

just now……

Ao Ye opened the author app on his phone; the average number of subscriptions was 455.

It's truly heartbreaking.

Although I've been very busy lately, I've been updating every day, and the word count has now reached 117 million.

Two comments particularly touched me: "I saw this book elsewhere, but I came here specifically to order the whole thing."

Another comment reads: "I've already subscribed to all the smaller accounts."

See, everyone is still quietly supporting us.

[Lin Yan'er]: I just finished here. Let's meet this afternoon.

Just as Ao Ye was thinking about these things, Lin Yan'er suddenly sent him a message.

Chapter 469 Tch, you certainly have a sweet tongue.

[Ao Ye]: Senior is a bit aloof

[Lin Yan'er]: What do you mean?

[Ao Ye]: He speaks like an emotionless machine.

[Lin Yan'er]: You're the one who talks like that!

[Ao Ye]: Senior, is something wrong? A normal senior wouldn't act like this.

[Lin Yan'er]: Surprised.GIF How did you know I was in trouble?

[Ao Ye]: Lin Yan'er, I can tell whether you're happy or not just from a single interjection.

[Lin Yan'er]: That's amazing?

[Ao Ye]: Of course, senior is my goddess.

[Lin Yan'er]: Like a simp?

[Ao Ye]: !!! What are you saying, you stinky senior?

[Lin Yan'er]: Aren't you going to fawn over me? The goddess in a normal person's mind is someone you'd want to fawn over, right? If you don't have that feeling, you don't have the desire to conquer.

[Ao Ye]: This sounds like something I said before.

[Lin Yan'er]: So you're a simp to me?

[Ao Ye]: Lin Yan'er, you're so naughty!

[Lin Yan'er]: Reply

[Ao Ye]: Lin Yan'er hasn't answered me yet.

[Lin Yan'er]: No, I want you to answer me first.

[Ao Ye]: Okay, I'll let it slide since you haven't been around for days... no, you haven't been talking to me for days, Lin Yan'er, you should be the one to take the initiative. Why are you ordering me around right from the start?

[Lin Yan'er]: Didn't you say you could tell I was unhappy?

[Ao Ye]: Looks like I was right. Tell me, we're kindred spirits.

[Lin Yan'er]: I don't want to talk about it.

[Ao Ye]: Okay, then I'll stretch out my arm, Lin Yan'er, you can take a good bite.

[Lin Yan'er]: Not enough

【Ao Ye】: Two mouthfuls

[Lin Yan'er]: Not enough

[Ao Ye]: Then, senior, why don't you take the initiative and accept me?

[Lin Yan'er]: No way

[Ao Ye]: So, senior, what do you want to do?

[Lin Yan'er]: Step on you

[Ao Ye]: Heh, the kind of high heels?

[Lin Yan'er]: Yes

[Ao Ye]: Senior sister is wearing a cheongsam

[Lin Yan'er]: If you let me step on you, I'll thread the silk.

[Ao Ye]: !!! Stomp hard! As long as senior sister is satisfied!

[Lin Yan'er]: Aren't you afraid of pain?

[Ao Ye]: That depends on how much pleasure you get. Anyway, you have to protect me.

[Lin Yan'er]: Don't worry, I'm not ruthless, it's within your acceptable range.

[Ao Ye]: Lin Yan'er, you seem to be enjoying this feeling.

[Lin Yan'er]: Decompression

[Ao Ye]: Can't other methods be used?

[Lin Yan'er]: Although I didn't look at you properly last time, I really liked the tormented expression on your face.

[Ao Ye]: I understand. It's like how I was very pleased when my senior dressed up in a cheongsam and stockings to wait for me at the hotel.

[Lin Yan'er]: Hmm, of course, there's no problem with what you've suggested.

[Ao Ye]: I'm okay with it too. Anyway, nobody knows what tomorrow will bring, so let's enjoy the moment.

[Lin Yan'er]: You really want me to step on you?

[Ao Ye]: Of course, I don't dislike my senior, in fact, I like her a lot. You know, it's impossible for a girl not to be a "simp." I think a goddess should indeed feel like she's being simped. I don't know about others, but that's what I think in my heart.

[Lin Yan'er]: Then say it again.

[Ao Ye]: I like being stepped on by my senior.

[Lin Yan'er]: Say it again

[Ao Ye]: Voice .3s

[Lin Yan'er]: You should use voice messages more often, they sound nicer.

[Ao Ye]: So, senior, you also said, "I wore a cheongsam to meet my juniors."

Mwah mwah mwah.

Ao Ye entered the scene first, and then let the senior sister speak when she could empathize with the situation.

[Lin Yan'er]: Tch, me, wearing a cheongsam to see my night.

[Ao Ye]: No, be more emotional.

[Lin Yan'er]: I came to see my night wearing a cheongsam~

[Ao Ye]: Add Lin Yan'er

[Lin Yan'er]: Tch, little Ao Ye has quite the big mouth.

[Ao Ye]: Don't change the subject, tell me quickly! Only the two of us know this, I want to pursue a deeper and more extreme experience with my senior.

[Lin Yan'er]: How should I put it?

[Ao Ye]: That tender and fast-paced sentence just now really created a vivid image. Adding the name Lin Yan'er...

[Lin Yan'er]: I, Lin Yan'er, came to see my night wearing a cheongsam?

[Ao Ye]: Good, not bad. Senior, please say it again via voice message. We all need a sense of ritual, don't we? Master the basics.

[Lin Yan'er]: You bastard

[Ao Ye]: Looks like you've hit another ceiling, senior. I promised you something, so even if you criticize me, I'm okay with it.

[Lin Yan'er]: Voice recording. 6s

!!!

As expected, my senior sent it via voice message.

Ao Ye quickly turned on the voice recorder in the car and held it to his ear. Then, the long-lost goddess voice of his senior entered Ao Ye's ears.

Ao Ye listened to it three times in total.

But it still wasn't enough.

[Ao Ye]: Senior, try using a double consonant.

[Lin Yan'er]: Hmph

[Ao Ye]: Please forgive me for being a perfectionist.

[Lin Yan'er]: Tch, just like everyone else is a perfectionist.

[Ao Ye]: Everyone likes to pursue perfection, but some people often give up on the path to perfection for reasons like this? I'm willing to give everything for my senior.

[Lin Yan'er]: Tch, you certainly have a sweet tongue.

[Ao Ye]: When he sees his senior, his words become even sweeter as he whispers in her ear.