Unscientific Love

Chapter 40 Street Performing!

"Special offer today: Large capacity power bank for only 9.9 yuan!"

Squatting on the ground, Ao Ye looked at the people coming and going and called out.

A variety of urban beauties come and go in a hurry, their high heels clicking. Among them are many sexy white-collar workers with a lot of charm and style. Life is not easy, and everyone is busy making a living.

But Ao Ye believes the logic of selling things is this: first, the product must be good;

The second step is to let people know;

Thirdly, if you don't buy today, you'll lose out and regret it terribly.

Regarding the product, Ao Ye has already tested it, and as long as the data cable is reliable, it can be fully charged in 20 minutes without any problem.

In terms of brand awareness, we need to make people aware of us; right now, many people don't know us.

You'd be missing out if you didn't buy it today, mainly because it's great value for money. For just 9.9 yuan, you can get a brand new 5000mAh power bank, which can conservatively charge your phone 100 times.

At 9.9 yuan, it's definitely a great deal.

You'll know once you buy it online.

At first, after Ao Ye shouted, there was no response.

Most people came to listen to the guy sing, and some even lingered, looking back every now and then even after they left.

In other words, the young men, women, uncles, and aunts who passed by were all captivated by the song.

Then I saw someone selling power banks here.

My mind wasn't as focused anymore.

However, this guy really does sing quite well.

But his situation wasn't much better than Ao Ye's, because most people just looked and listened without giving any money.

This led to the guy's desire to sing decreasing, and he clearly stopped singing properly several times.

Then the passersby's reaction changed from listening to sneer.

"This guy has guts. He still has the nerve to come out and sing after singing like that."

"Exactly, it's shameful!"

"Let's go back and practice some more!"

……

"Jay Chou on the overpass, wow!"

At first it was fine, but later, when most people's expressions were similar, this guy started to lose his composure.

Stopped.

I'm not singing anymore.

With a thud, the microphone fell to the ground, followed by a loud thud from the amplifier.

The street performance was declared a failure.

"If only we had this equipment, we could sing and sell power banks at the same time."

Ao Ye muttered something to himself.

It's a pity.

This guy actually sings pretty well.

But it's like a novice who hasn't been singing for long and hasn't yet overcome their inner demons.

Nearly half an hour passed, and no one paid any attention to the place. Occasionally, a few women would glance at Ao Ye's good looks, but they weren't interested in the discounted power bank.

"It's 22:30 PM. If we don't sell anything by then, the convenience store will have to close down."

Ao Ye's eyes lit up.

The guy next to me had already started packing up his audio equipment.

"Special offer today: 9.9 yuan for a power bank, 5000mAh capacity, fast charging to fully charge your phone in 20 minutes, giving your phone a super-powerful boost and making it feel brand new! Only 20 left!"

Ao Ye called out his wares several more times.

We're doomed.

One of the young women, dressed as an office lady, glanced at Ao Ye and quickened her pace in her high heels.

He muttered something under his breath.

"He's handsome, but he does this at night."

"Just take care of her."

……

……

"I'll spank your little bottom."

What are you muttering about?

"No, activate Plan B!"

I watched as the guy next door packed up his instruments, ready to leave.

Ao Ye quickly stood up and said, "Brother, can I borrow your guitar?"

"what?"

The guy first looked suspicious, then turned back to continue packing up his instruments.

"It was just for a little while. I was already drunk when I heard you sing. You sang well at the beginning, but then you messed up. Your mentality is not good."

Ding!

Straight man value +100!

The young man was furious.

Soon, he clenched his fists, and his whole body seemed to tremble.

Meanwhile, Ao Ye was also ready.

Because just now, another multiple-choice question appeared in front of him, with four options.

A. Reassure him, saying it's okay, he'll get better with more practice. Reward: +50 "Warmhearted Guy" points.

B. Partner to make money: Propose a plan to sell power banks together and seek the other party's agreement. Reward: Business Points +20

C. This has nothing to do with me, just ignore it. I still need to sell power banks. Completion Reward: Self-Discipline Points +30

D. dissed him for having a bad temper; he was singing perfectly fine at the beginning, then suddenly he wet his pants. Reward: Straight Man Value +100

Of course, the answer is D.

Ao Ye didn't even think about it.

After carefully reviewing the question, he directly said, "Your mindset is terrible; you sang so awfully later on."

……

Honestly, after saying that, Ao Ye was afraid that the guy would just grab his guitar and smash it over his head, venting all his negative emotions about the defeat on Ao Ye.

But after a while...

The young man turned around, his face visibly trembling, and replied, "You're right, I just had a bad attitude, sigh..."

Then he plopped down on the ground.

He let out a deep sigh.

"Use it if you want, just return it to me later."

!!!

Heavens above!

Ao Ye was completely in awe of this unscientific system.

Any straight man's behavior that can earn him "straight man points" will always make things go in a positive direction.

Grandpa System, I've decided to seriously follow you from today onwards.

Looking at the semi-transparent holographic projection information on the interface above his head, Ao Ye suddenly felt a sense of familiarity.

This system appeared on me a few weeks ago. Although it's unscientific, it always drains my "straight man value," which makes me feel a bit ruthless.

Even cold.

But after experiencing it a few times, I found that it was all good for me.

Lin Yan'er is like this.

This is what a sweet girl with twin ponytails looks like.

This is what the hidden beauty wearing black stockings looked like when I bumped into her on the subway.

Now, the same thing happens when you encounter this guy who failed at playing guitar and singing.

Except when he met those beautiful twin sisters, he was momentarily soft-hearted and felt he should respect them, so he didn't choose the straight man's approach.

In the end, it escalated to the point of involving the police station.

Grandpa System, today we're truly united in heart and mind.

Thank you.

Ao Ye was excited.

He quickly got up from the brick he was sitting on and went to get the guy's equipment.

We need to hurry, or the delivery guy will probably get impatient and leave.

But Ao Ye saw the other person suddenly light a cigarette and start smoking it in a somewhat self-destructive manner.

I couldn't help but feel a little sad and sentimental.

Life is full of helplessness.