Unscientific Love

[Lin Yan'er]: Ugh...you pervert, the smell is awful! If you want to put this on, you should at least be a little cleaner.

[Ao Ye]: Senior, don't be resistant. Keeping things simple means there's less to hide. The scent of perfume might not be as pleasant as the smell of sweat.

[Lin Yan'er]: Nonsense!

[Ao Ye]: Some girls like it, and some girls even like smelling men's stinky feet.

[Lin Yan'er]: What a pervert!

[Ao Ye]: Judging others arbitrarily by your own standards will backfire, but being tolerant and respectful of others is a prerequisite for seeing the true nature of things.

[Lin Yan'er]: Junior, did you choose philosophy as your elective?

[Ao Ye]: Senior, what I mean is, if you have any fetishes, I'm open to them. For example, if you love me a lot, but I happen to feel that after sweating profusely, getting close to you and being kissed by you would be very enjoyable, you'd be okay with that too.

[Lin Yan'er]: Hmph, that's not necessarily true.

[Ao Ye]: I think men and women are the same in one way. For example, when they can't understand something about each other, if it's reversed, for instance, when my senior is covered in sweat, can I like or tolerate the smell of her body?

[Lin Yan'er]: Hmm... If I want to get close to someone, it has to be after I've washed myself clean.

[Ao Ye]: So, do you understand what I just said, senior?

[Lin Yan'er]: What's there to not understand?

[Ao Ye]: Afraid that the senior sister might pretend to know what she doesn't.

[Lin Yan'er]: Hmph, isn't what you're trying to say is that if senior has any fetishes, she can be honest about it?

[Ao Ye]: So, senior was listening.

[Lin Yan'er]: Watching you, junior, unable to resist, actually made me feel quite satisfied.

[Ao Ye]: When you cross your legs?

[Lin Yan'er]: You could say that, but I'm not sure if it counts as a special hobby.

[Ao Ye]: It's simple. For example, when a senior student is under a lot of pressure and feeling irritable, you can call a junior student over, lie on top of each other, and see if it helps you relieve stress. Actually, these are all very normal things. Most of us don't know how to effectively relieve our stress. We usually either add fuel to the fire or try to solve it by sleeping, which is not healthy.

[Lin Yan'er]: So, junior, you like the way senior girls cross their legs and scold you in front of you?

[Ao Ye]: I don't know, but anyway, I'm very efficient and excited when my senior is around. It's probably largely because of her.

[Lin Yan'er]: Your senior is really awesome.

[Ao Ye]: Your junior is awesome too!

[Lin Yan'er]: By the way, how did you guys perform in today's basketball qualifiers?

[Ao Ye]: There's no pressure at all, and I even met a beautiful PE teacher.

[Lin Yan'er]: Who?

[Ao Ye]: The teacher in charge of selecting team members for the preliminary rounds? I've never seen her before, she seems to be new.

[Lin Yan'er]: If it's a goddess teacher, I'll give it a try.

[Ao Ye]: !!!

[Lin Yan'er]: Remember to take a picture for your senior tomorrow. She wants to see how goddess-like this female teacher is.

[Ao Ye]: Senior, something's not right with you!

Chapter 157 Is Senior Sister Going to Scold Me?

[Lin Yan'er]: Just take the picture, or you're finished.

[Ao Ye]: Is Senior going to scold me?

[Lin Yan'er]: You should be excited when your junior insults you.

[Ao Ye]: Senior, you're really good at this. How come I never noticed before?

[Lin Yan'er]: It's all because I ran into a scoundrel like you. I was originally a cold and aloof young lady.

[Ao Ye]: Did this happen after being tortured by my junior?

[Lin Yan'er]: Hey, remember to take a picture and send it to me.

[Ao Ye]: Senior, you can't do this. She's a beautiful and lovely PE teacher. If you secretly take pictures of her, I'll feel guilty. But if I take pictures openly, Teacher Song Yiyuan will definitely hold me accountable. It's a dilemma.

[Lin Yan'er]: Oh wow... So you already knew her name was Song Yiyuan?

[Ao Ye]: With your abilities, what's so difficult about finding out a name?

[Lin Yan'er]: If you feel conflicted, then find a less difficult situation. If you can't get a shot, come to your senior's place tomorrow afternoon and do 10 more minutes of planking.

[Ao Ye]: ...Senior, senior, you can't be this cruel! My plank time is only about 3 minutes, 10 minutes, 10 minutes is going to kill me!

[Lin Yan'er]: You decide what to do.

[Ao Ye]: ...I didn't expect that besides being good at being arrogant and sarcastic, senior also liked to torment people.

[Lin Yan'er]: Excuse me, what's wrong with me?

Beautiful legs crossed by the bed.GIF

[Ao Ye]: Ugh!! Being tormented by my senior is the greatest honor of my life!

[Lin Yan'er]: Very good. Report to Studio 305 of the Art Building at 4 PM tomorrow. Be one minute late...

[Ao Ye]: Senior sister punishes junior brother by making him kiss her from the top of her thigh to her toes!!

[Lin Yan'er]: You!! Shameless!

[Ao Ye]: Do you like the senior?

[Lin Yan'er]: How much do you like it?

[Ao Ye]: I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it so much!

[Lin Yan'er]: Too pale, I feel nothing.

[Ao Ye]: Then I'll carry my senior to the restroom in a princess carry tomorrow afternoon and tell her.

[Lin Yan'er]: Tch? Don't you want to do something else?

[Ao Ye]: Right now, I just want to lie in the same bed with my senior!

Lin Yan'er: You!

……

the other side.

Lin Yan'er was lying on the swing at home, reading a book while admiring the spring scenery in front of her. She was wearing a daffodil dress, with her long, neat black hair flowing down her back. Her slender feet were wearing fresh little sandals, and her beautiful legs suddenly tightened together.

She felt a jolt of electricity run through her from her hip bone to her spine.

[Lin Yan'er]: You pervert! I'm not talking to you anymore.

[Ao Ye]: It was the senior who initiated it.

[Lin Yan'er]: That's a school.

[Ao Ye]: So what?

[Lin Yan'er]: What do you think?

[Ao Ye]: But if it's an ordinary location, it doesn't feel the same.

[Lin Yan'er]: No!

Ding!

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[Lin Yan'er]: How dare you! You're so young, yet you're so arrogant!

[Ao Ye]: Senior, you're so dirty-minded.

[Lin Yan'er]: Hmph

With a whoosh.

Just when I thought my senior was going to get angry, a photo of a green potted plant came from across the room. Several small red, pink, and yellow flowers were blooming in a pleasing and orderly manner, which was very elegant and beautiful.

[Ao Ye]: Rose?

[Lin Yan'er]: After more than a month of planting, it has blossomed today.

[Ao Ye]: Senior, you certainly have such leisure time.

[Lin Yan'er]: Hmph, even without regular watering and fertilization, it wouldn't be so beautiful and pleasant.

[Ao Ye]: I understand, I'll definitely visit my senior often.

It was only later that Ao Ye realized that what the goddess senior meant was that the two of them should meet often. Although she didn't say it explicitly, people who love flowers are pure-hearted, yearn for beauty, but are also easily sentimental.

Perhaps, even senior students need companionship.

Ao Ye remembered that he was able to win over the goddess senior at first because she was often alone.

[Lin Yan'er]: I don't want things that are begged for.

[Ao Ye]: No, I was planning to meet my senior in the next couple of days anyway.

[Lin Yan'er]: So what did you do these past two days?

[Ao Ye]: I went to class yesterday, and after class today I went to a spa with my roommate.

[Lin Yan'er]: Wow, aren't the girls inside pretty? Should we add a few more hours?

[Ao Ye]: What are you thinking, senior? My shoulders are so sore, and my roommate invited me there.

[Lin Yan'er]: Even though it's the person who wants to go, that's what they're saying.

[Ao Ye]: I'll explain to my senior later, our second battle is coming up soon.

[Lin Yan'er]: Another event?

[Ao Ye]: Don't worry, senior. We've just entered the nightclub, so I won't tell you yet.

Lin Yan'er: ...

Ding!