Unscientific Love

Old Yang cursed, "Did Ye do something last night? He's drugged us like we're sleepy."

He muttered something.

Old Wu and Zhu Zi, on the other hand, had no expression and looked exhausted. After returning to their dormitory, they fell asleep immediately.

Ao Ye seems to be in a more serious condition.

Back in his dorm room, he was still feeling groggy. He remembered waking up once around 7 a.m. when Lin Yan'er, his senior, kicked his chin.

She said coldly, "Hey! I'm going to school, get off the bus."

"Watch out, you might get stepped on!"

She put on her jeans while fixing her makeup.

Because he couldn't abandon his brothers, Ao Ye returned home. However, Xiao Tianmei had already woken up and gave her bed to Ye-ge.

Chu Chu lay on the bed looking at her phone while holding Ye Ge in her arms.

Ao Ye only woke up after everyone else had woken up.

But for some reason, I'm still sleepy.

I almost fell asleep on the subway.

At that moment, several WeChat messages popped up on his phone.

Ao Ye, half asleep and half awake, glanced at the message and saw that it seemed to have been sent by Ling Ye.

After that, someone else sent a message, but Ao Ye was already asleep in bed.

He was unaware that his senior had also sent a message and was angry.

Chapter 115: Senior Sister has a queen-like aura!

"I would like to issue a public notice: Wu Nai, Ao Ye, Gong Zhu, and Yang Guifei from dormitory 404 have skipped class without permission. We have been unable to reach them by phone despite multiple attempts. After unanimous deliberation by the class committee, we hereby issue this warning."

"@helpless@Aoye@Gongzhu@Yang Guifei"

Ding!

Ding!

The QQ group notifications seemed to ring out simultaneously; it was 4 PM, the time when all classes for Tuesday had ended.

Inside room 404, the snoring started off in waves, like landmines, but then someone suddenly yelled, and everyone started snoring.

"Old Wu!"

"Old Wu!! Get up, Bamboo! Night!"

"Hey, Lao Yang, what are you doing? You were sleeping so soundly, you were just having a dream."

Old Wu's panicked voice.

"It's over!"

"Oh no! This is a huge mess! 4 PM???"

Old Yang's voice is like a loudspeaker in the dormitory, the kind that's deadly as soon as he opens his mouth. Unless you're extremely sleepy, most people would definitely be woken up by his voice, especially since it's already 4 p.m.

Everyone is pretty much asleep.

Then Zhu Zi and Ao Ye opened their eyes one after another.

Upon opening the QQ group, I immediately saw the message of being publicly criticized in the entire grade group.

"Return to group message."

"The class committee unanimously decided, Lao Wu, aren't you our class's sports and cultural representative? Why didn't we consult you?"

"How would I know!"

The calmest one has to be Bamboo. This top student always sleeps in class and doesn't seem to care whether he attends or not. He just dreamt about "Inception" and was in the fourth layer of the dream, observing the dialogue between the male and female protagonists.

I was startled awake.

He glanced at the group chat, shook his head, and instead lay back in bed, opened the Qidian app, and started reading a novel.

[Ao Ye]: @Counselor Assistant-Zhang Jing, Class Monitor, it's my fault. My sister went missing last night, and I was so worried that I called a few of my roommates to go look for her. We searched for half the night, thinking it wouldn't affect our classes the next day. But when we got back, we were all too tired and fell asleep. Here's what happened.

Seeing that things were not going well, Ao Ye quickly tagged the class monitor in the group chat and explained the situation.

Old Yang gave two thumbs up.

Yes, that's exactly it. I even reported it to the police last night. It can be found online.

[Wu Nai]: +1

"It's a collective action."

"There have indeed been a lot of news reports about the incident in the past two days. Has the person been found?"

"Shocking.GIF Shocking.GIF Shocking.GIF"

As soon as Ao Ye finished speaking, the others in the group immediately became active.

Someone even dissected a video of a beautiful girl jumping into a river while holding flowers.

In the video, the boy appears to be holding the girl's feet, but he seems to be trying to persuade her. In the end, the girl jumps straight in.

Cherish life!

"Hey, what's bothering you?"

There was a collective sigh in the group.

Since the counselor's assistant didn't speak, Ao Ye had no choice but to directly take a screenshot of a call to 110 (the police emergency number).

The time displayed was 11:03 PM last night, and the call lasted 1 minute and 02 seconds.

It's very simple. Ao Ye did this because he didn't want to drag his brothers down. They were all very loyal to the brothers when they went to look for someone, but they didn't expect it to go on so late, and they were so tired the next day.

[Counselor Assistant - Zhang Jing]: Wait a minute, let me ask the teacher.

"Old Wu, quick, this is a good opportunity."

When Lao Yang saw that Zhang Jing, who was also the class monitor and assistant counselor, had spoken in the group chat, Lao Yang quickly told Lao Wu in the dormitory.

"Why are you calling me? I already have a boyfriend."

"Hey, we'll only know if we ask. It might be a smokescreen. If you manage to win over Zhang Jing, the rest of us in the dorm will be living the high life. Ye, do you have a draft?"

As Lao Yang spoke, he mentioned Ao Ye.

At this moment, Ao Ye was looking at the group messages while opening WeChat on his phone and saw the message sent by his senior.

"Chapter 105... He remembered that chapter 105, which was about his second date with his senior, where they were having an intimate conversation in the hotel bathtub. It was over 6000 words long and very detailed. His senior's beautiful legs in the bathtub were breathtaking. But for some reason, when he woke up the next day, he received a blocked message. He had already submitted it for review twice. It should be unblocked soon."

Then Ao Ye typed a message to Senior Sister Yan'er.

Why does it sound like you're a little angry?

"Have."

"Kiss kiss kiss," Ao Ye typed a line and quickly sent it to the 404 Let Go of That Girl WeChat group. The text was as follows:

"Squad leader, we understand your impartial enforcement of the law and we know how difficult your work is, but we did have something to do last night and didn't sleep at all, so please help us clear our name. Of course, we also understand you very well."

Old Wu glanced at it.

Somewhat reluctant.

After all, it's possible that the class monitor has a boyfriend, even if he's the type of girl she likes.

But there's still a hint that they don't want to come clean.

Then, when Lao Yang saw Lao Wu, he slowly got off the bed and chair barefoot, put on blue perforated slippers and walked towards the bathroom. He quickly went over, used Lao Wu's phone to copy the message that Ao Ye had just sent, and then sent it to the QQ group.

[Yang Guifei]: @Counselor Assistant-Zhang Jing, class monitor, Lao Wu wants to know if you have a boyfriend.

Instantly.

This message was sent out.

The group chat exploded.

"Does Lao Wu like the class monitor?"

"There are so many people pursuing our Jing'er, she doesn't have a boyfriend now, only a girlfriend."

Wait for Lao Wu to come back from the toilet.

The group message count is already 99+.

But Lao Wu didn't know what had just happened, seeing everyone chatting and laughing in the group.

Suddenly, a message popped up.

[Counselor Assistant - Zhang Jing]: @Yang Guifei, Guifei, you're so boring. The kind of guy I like is one who is both virtuous and capable. This Friday is the basketball tournament selection. I can consider the guy who can help our department win the championship.

!!!

"Old Wu!"

"Look, she doesn't have a boyfriend, now you can pursue her!!"

Old Yang was excited over there.

Ao Ye also said, "Congratulations, Lao Wu, I wish you every success."

A rich, innocent young man meets a straightforward, responsible, and cheerful woman.

Ao Ye quickly analyzed the character settings of these two people.

He then leaned against the wall by the bed and began writing his novel.

It's already past 4 PM. Usually, I'd update at least one chapter by 1 PM, otherwise the readers would start complaining.

However, at this moment, the goddess senior sent another WeChat message.

[Lin Yan'er]: Hmph, I want the original version. Didn't my junior say that the original record can be saved after each blocking?

[Ao Ye]: Forget it, senior, you shouldn't look at it. It will be unbanned after it's been revised in the next couple of days.

[Lin Yan'er]: No, it's too late. A lot of details will be missed, and readers aren't all here for that. It would also benefit your average daily subscriptions.