Unscientific Love

[Gongzhu]: He dares! I'm just reminding Lao Yang not to be fooled by online dating. Today I watched a short video. We see those girls with fair skin, beautiful faces, and long legs, but the real comparison photos show them as short, fat, and thick-legged little tanks.

[Yang Guifei]: James's death stare.jpg

Old Yang inside was furious.

Ao Ye was about to reply, but when he looked at the time, it was already 4 a.m.

......

And there was the alluring figure of the goddess-like senior student peeking out from the blinds.

"I really like my senior."

Ao Ye muttered something to himself.

They wouldn't let anyone into the shower room.

Soon, faced with this predicament, Ao Ye was presented with another choice:

A. If you're sleepy, just go to sleep. It's okay if you don't shower; your senior will come to bed with you after she showers. Reward: Self-Discipline Points +50

B. To be blunt, the senior student was acting like she was inhuman, taking a nice, comfortable shower while the junior student lay alone on the bed, needing to be disciplined. Reward: Straight Man Points +30

C. Find a way to pry open the door, take all the goddess-like senior's clothes, and leave her soaking alone in the bathtub. Reward: Revenge Points +200

D. Loudly say, "Senior, it's so late, aren't you bored taking a bath alone? A junior could come in and maybe even give you a massage spa." Reward: Straight Man Points +100

Option B is pretty much a straight-laced approach; it doesn't consider the feelings of the female students, and they'll probably get in anyway.

Option C was quite satisfying.

Yes.

This reserved yet sassy senior actually did something like this. Although I felt sorry for her, it was obvious that she was deliberately trying to make me unable to have her.

But to complete option C, you need to find a tool to pry open the door.

The conditions are not yet ripe.

Ao Ye smiled and chose D directly.

"Senior! It's so late, aren't you bored taking a bath alone in the bathtub? Let me come in, maybe I can even give you a spa treatment!"

Ding!

Straight male value +100

Ao Ye sat up in bed.

"Tch! Don't even think about it!"

As soon as Ao Ye finished speaking, the senior's sweet voice came from inside, along with the sound of beautiful feet constantly sticking out of the bathtub and playing in the water.

"You can't leave me out there alone."

"I wonder how uncomfortable it must be for the juniors outside to hear such a beautiful senior taking a bath inside!"

"Hmph! You just want to come in and shower with me."

"I'm not falling for your tricks."

As Lin Yan'er spoke, she sank her delicate body deeper into the bathtub, feeling the warm water soaking into her body, which felt very comfortable.

I don't know if it was because of what the other person just said, or if her shoulders were really sore. Well, it would be nice if someone came over and massaged her neck and shoulders right now.

"Pah! Senior, are you even human? Between men and women, it's definitely the guy who puts in more physical effort. If you, as the one enjoying the experience, feel tired, then how hard must it be for the guys!"

"And I was the one who fell for your trick, okay? You clearly told me to get the paper, but then you locked the door yourself."

"You stinky senior!"

He never expected that, even though Senior Lin Yan'er was right beside him, such a scene would unfold.

Senior, you're so heartless.

As he spoke, Ao Ye was on the verge of tears.

"Hmph, don't give me that. It's not that I won't open the door for you, it's just that I'm really worried you'll flirt with me again."

Seemingly sensing the emotions outside, Lin Yan'er suddenly rose slightly above the water and said in a sweet voice.

"Are you worried you can't handle it?"

Ao Ye immediately retorted.

"Hmm, I might be a little tired, but if you can promise me that we can leave it at that for tonight, I might consider letting you in."

"Don't worry."

Upon hearing that his senior seemed to be relenting, Ao Ye immediately spoke up from outside.

"My senior and I share the same idea: if it's just one person having a party, there's not much joy. But when two people are both feeling it, the sky will radiate beautiful aurora."

"Tch, you smooth talker, are you sure you won't touch me?"

"ensure!"

"Okay... I'll trust you this once, come in."

After seemingly giving it serious thought, the senior student said from inside.

She's almost done washing.

I feel so comfortable all over, and all I need is someone to massage my shoulders and neck.

"Senior, open the door."

"Don't worry, we're coming out."

It's so cold.

Bathroom, inside the bathtub.

Lin Yan'er stretched one of her beautiful legs out of the bathtub, then quickly grabbed a bath towel and wrapped it around herself.

Her high heels were still outside the bathtub.

The black stockings that had been pulled apart were neatly draped over one side of the bathtub, while the other side was soaking in the tub.

Ao Ye knocked on the door.

next moment.

With a whoosh.

As soon as the door opened, what came into view was a pretty girl with long legs, wrapped in a bath towel.

But because she hadn't had time to get her slippers, Lin Yan'er put her beautiful feet into her high heels and walked towards the door on tiptoe.

"Hmph, let me tell you, if you dare to do anything to me, I won't let you off the hook."

Just then, the door was opened.

Although it was quite warm in the bathtub, I felt a bit cold as soon as I got up.

After opening the door, Lin Yan'er quickly walked towards the bathtub.

She's quite cute.

Wait until Ao Ye closes the door.

He started lifting up his clothes one by one.

Lin Yan'er had already stepped back into the bathtub.

"Senior, wait for me!"

However, just as Lin Yan'er was about to re-enter the bathtub...

He was suddenly stopped by someone behind him.

"What's wrong?"

A pair of beautiful eyes turned her head.

The next moment, Lin Yan'er suddenly screamed.

"you!"

"Junior!"

Chapter 97: Massaging the senior's neck.

Ao Ye sneered.

A beautiful woman with long, cool brown hair hung in the bathtub, still a little wet. But soon, Ao Ye, who had gotten up, stared into her beautiful eyes while tossing her long hair to one side, revealing her fair, high neck that was still wet.

"It smells so good."

Ao Ye whispered.

"Look at you," Ao Ye said, easing his tone after hearing the pitiful look on Lin Yan'er's face. "I'm just fixing your hair. Didn't you want me to massage your neck and shoulders?"

"Yes, but I'm afraid you might do something to me again."

At this moment, Lin Yan'er no longer had the aloofness she had before; instead, she was somewhat timid.

He's amazing.

Even though I was already much happier, the other person still acted like it was just the beginning.

This was the first time that the goddess Lin Yan'er had felt a sense of defeat.

That's why I kept the junior outside just now.

"Don't worry."

Ao Ye said.

"Isn't my senior just starting out too?"

"That being said, there are still differences between people, aren't there?"

What's the difference?

"Differences in physical constitution mean that some people are very strong, while others may be just average."