Unscientific Love
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Unscientific Love (Author: Looking in a Mirror)
Summary:
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A cool, aloof, and secretly passionate goddess with a distinctive voice x a domineering, roguish, and cunning male lead.
It's been praised for its captivating opening, masterful depiction of beautiful women, and genuine emotions. A must-watch!
Chapter 1 Dating
"Senior, I've arrived. What room number is it?"
It's midnight at the hotel.
The lobby of a European-style castle with ambiguous decor.
After entering the legendary most mysterious high-end hotel in the city, Ao Ye rubbed his frozen red hands, glanced at the romantic paintings on the wall, and opened WeChat to chat with his goddess Lin Yan'er.
"Sir, do you need to check in?"
"No need, thank you, I'm waiting for someone."
Upon closer inspection, he was a handsome young man, and the pretty receptionist in her black stockings and overalls was noticeably more enthusiastic than usual.
Valentine's Day is here, and Ao Ye tentatively asks his goddess senior, with whom he has a flirtatious relationship, to go to a hotel tonight. He originally thought that if she agreed, he could book the hotel in advance and decorate it carefully.
But the goddess-like senior said she'd place the order, and all you have to do is come.
Ao Ye couldn't help but be very happy.
Normally, this goddess Lin Yan'er is aloof and taciturn, with an incredibly stunning figure. Before the new year, she was not only hired as a test flight attendant for a European route with a high salary, but she also pursued a combined bachelor's and master's degree at Nanjiang University. She is a beautiful and talented student in the art department, and her pair of incredibly beautiful legs are known throughout the entire school.
She wore 8-centimeter pointed silver high heels paired with sheer black stockings, a white velvet cropped fur top, and a super short black leather skirt. Beneath her long, glossy black hair was a face of exquisite beauty that could drive almost any man crazy.
Normally, it's already very nice of her to wait for her to say a few words.
But to his surprise, the goddess Lin Yan'er actually agreed to book a hotel room with him, and she even booked the room herself.
For several days in a row, Ao Ye was absent-minded and couldn't sleep because of his excitement.
I thought it was a dream.
But after carefully recalling all the moments he had spent with his goddess senior, Ao Ye knew for sure that it was true.
Moreover, after his tireless efforts, he had already established a fairly good relationship with his senior.
When night falls, the goddess-like senior is actually quite lonely and isolated.
"Senior??"
It's a bit cold outside.
Seeing that Lin Yan'er had not yet replied.
Ao Ye urged him on without any politeness.
"Wait, 5 minutes."
Lin Yan'er replied coldly very quickly.
At that moment, four options appeared in front of Ao Ye:
A. Tell the senior student that you're okay and will wait for her obediently in the lobby. Reward: Obedience Points +1
B. Apologize to the senior student, humbly saying you didn't mean to rush her. Reward: +1 "simp" point.
C. Express your opinion frankly and tell her to hurry up, it's freezing outside. Reward: Straight Man Points +1
D. Just leave. Stop dawdling; it's not like I need to be with you. Reward: Self-control +1
Of course, the answer is C!
Looking at the four options above, Ao Ye snorted coldly, a disdainful smirk rising from his lips.
It's just after the Spring Festival, and it's so cold outside; the temperature is probably below zero.
She stayed warm and cozy in the hotel while her ambiguous male classmate suffered in the cold outside.
Is he still not a person?
"No, it's too cold outside, stop dawdling!"
With a whoosh.
Ao Ye sent the message directly.
Straight male value +10
A comment flashed across the screen, and Ao Ye smiled with satisfaction.
Actually, he didn't want his interactions with the goddess-like senior to become so stereotypically straight-manly. After all, a straight man's one-dimensional thinking is easily criticized by beautiful women, let alone a top-tier beauty like Lin Yan'er.
But ever since a week ago, when a "straight man value" data reminder suddenly appeared in front of Ao Ye's eyes, he has tried countless ways to get along with Lin Yan'er, the goddess ranked first on the Nanjiang University list.
The "simp" type, the "domineering CEO" type, the "germaphobe" type, the "best friend" type...
And whenever this damn multiple-choice question appears, if you choose a non-straight male option, you will soon encounter all kinds of torment and harm.
When you wake up the next day, you're still stuck in the same day, a bizarre cycle.
There was nothing he could do.
Last time, he chose [B. Apologize to the senior student, humbly saying he didn't mean to rush her. Completion reward: +1 "simp" value].
However, the result was that I suffered severe emotional abuse from my goddess senior that night. Even though she had already arrived at the hotel suite we had arranged, she was still very angry and left.
They even made Ao Ye pay a room fee of 1500 yuan per night.
That's absolutely inhumane!
However, when I choose the straight male option, my relationship with the goddess Lin Yan'er is actually going more smoothly.
This is clearly not scientific.
But there's nothing we can do.
Beautiful women all like handsome, mature, rich, and slightly roguish warm men. Some are even willing to sleep with and be played by scumbags. They're so flirtatious and carefree these days. He knows all too well that this is the way things are.
[Lin Yan'er]: Get out of the way. I told you to wait, so just wait.
[Ao Ye]: The problem is I'm cold, the temperature outside is too low.
[Lin Yan'er]: I'm changing clothes.
[Ao Ye]: That doesn't stop you from opening the door.
[Lin Yan'er]: Then come in.
……
Check it out!
Ao Ye had just finished speaking to the goddess Lin Yan'er in a straightforward, "straight man" manner when she let him in without any trouble.
It's really weird.
After going through more than a dozen rounds of selection, Ao Ye has now figured out a very effective way to get along with his goddess senior.
He was also well aware that if he tried to be subservient and fawn over others at this point, he would be left hanging.
Don't expect the goddess Lin Yan'er to even glance at you.
"Ding dong!"
Stepping out of the elevator, I bent down to tie my shoelaces, humming a tune as I walked into the towering, ornately decorated hallway, and found room 808.
On either side of the door hangs an oil painting depicting a passionate kiss in the wild.
But they were all European nobles and field poets.
Ao Ye stood at the door, took a deep breath, made a few "ah ah ah ah" sounds, cleared his throat with a cough, and pressed the doorbell.
"Senior, I've arrived."
"Open the door now!"
Ao Ye sent a WeChat message.
Straight male value +1
+1
The comments flashed by rapidly.
Since only the straight man's way can make the relationship go smoothly and normally, then we won't hold back, you sexy senior.
[Lin Yan'er]: What's the rush?
[Ao Ye]: You're not in a hurry, but I'm freezing to death.
【Lin Yan'er】: Tch.
[Ao Ye]: Senior, think about it. If you were me, wouldn't you be anxious about going on a date with a beauty like you at a hotel?
[Lin Yan'er]: Boring. Haste makes waste.
[Ao Ye]: Pah, senior, you're such a bitch! You're clearly leaving me hanging while you're enjoying yourself inside, and you still say you can't rush things.
[Lin Yan'er]: What did you say? (Image of a bomb)
[Ao Ye]: If you don't open the door, I'm going to break it down!
[Lin Yan'er]: You dare!
[Ao Ye]: What wouldn't I dare to do to get my senior!
[Lin Yan'er]: Tch
"Squeak—"
However, as soon as the words were spoken, a smooth, jade-like, fair hand with diamond-studded nail polish reached out, and the door to room 808 was opened from the inside.
……
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