Douluo Continent: Building a Divine Kingdom Starting from the Spirit Hall

Lacking skill, I can only rely on emotion to make up the numbers.

Chapter Ninety-Five: The Suicide of Love

At first, Bibi Dong didn't pay much attention, but when she heard the line "Someone has already made a ring for you," she was stunned. Then, thinking about the song title, she immediately realized what was going on, and the subsequent lyrics proved her guess.

"Waaaaah..."

Miao Mu immediately became more ferocious, and even struggled like a pendulum swinging on a swing, trying to smash the wicked disciple to death.

Are you trying to drive me crazy by singing this kind of song to me?

Even Chen Xin, who was wiping his sword not far away, couldn't help but cast a strange glance at him. He really didn't expect that his junior brother had such an inhuman side. He was too despicable.

After the guest sang a modified version of the song quickly, Tian Hao then sang "Decent" to brainwash the young teacher and adjust her mindset.

However, the little teacher's will was too strong, and the struggle became more and more intense. In the end, she even broke the tree branch with the steel cable hanging on it and threw it to the ground. Even so, she still rolled over, trying to roll over and kill a certain traitor.

"Forgive me for the burning arrogance hidden deep within my heart..."

Tian Hao, who was singing the inspirational song Kenshin, looked down at the teacher who was turning around and bumping into his calf, and stopped.

Don't you like this style?

While tying the steel cable to another, thicker tree branch to hoist the little teacher back up, Tian Hao pondered what to do next.

He clearly underestimated the young teacher's feelings for Yu Xiaogang. Continuing like this will only backfire; he needs to change direction.

"Since the teacher doesn't like the fake Boss Yang, then let's have the real Boss Yang. This song, 'Suicide of Love,' is dedicated to you. I hope you will forge ahead on the path of being a simp and reach the peak."

After thinking it over, Tian Hao decided to do the opposite and started playing and singing Boss Yang's signature song.

The previous song, "Kenshin," was the theme song for the TV series "Gu Jian Qi Tan" starring Yang, while this song, "Love's Suicide," is the theme song for another TV series starring Yang, and is considered his representative work and the pinnacle of his music career.

This song undoubtedly made Bibi Dong react even more intensely, and her expression and eyes became both cute and fierce.

Not far away, Chen Xin couldn't help but facepalm; he simply couldn't bear to look or listen.

That's absolutely outrageous.

Although it was the first time I'd heard the term "simp," I could understand its meaning from the literal meaning, and it certainly fits Bibi Dong quite well.

That song was an even better fit; it was practically tailor-made for me.

But singing it like that is too cruel. Aren't you afraid that girl will cut you into meat rolls and put you in hot pot later?

Singing is indeed a power that can directly enter people's hearts. After being tormented by the singing that was sometimes out of tune and off-key all night, Bibi Dong was completely sublimated the next day.

Her hair was a mess, her clothes were tattered, her stockings were torn, and she was missing one of her high heels. Her face was expressionless, and her eyes were empty, as if she had seen through the world's illusions. However, the hand that gripped the sickle was very strong, with the veins bulging.

Is this method reliable?

Not far away, Chen Xin glanced strangely at Bibi Dong, who was standing there looking towards the village, and asked in a low voice, feeling that the girl was even more abnormal, making him feel uneasy.

"It will definitely work. The teacher has almost adjusted his mindset. He is just waiting to attend the wedding and witness the master's happiness. Then, like that guest, he will completely sever this relationship, let go and fulfill the master's wishes, and also let go of his own."

Tian Hao was incredibly confident, and he sang a lot of sycophantic songs in the latter half of the night, such as "Seven Friends," "Over the Top," and "Absolutely Devoted."

After being bombarded with so many songs of sycophancy, the young teacher's heart must have been elevated, transcending the level of a mere sycophant.

Of course, if he still doesn't see the light, he has prepared a series of songs, such as "The Mistress".

"Go back and stay in the Angelic territory, don't come out!"

Smacking his lips, Chen Xin felt that his junior brother's future was worrying. If that girl really found an opportunity, he would definitely be chopped into dumpling filling.

"That's what I think too."

Tian Hao wholeheartedly agreed, emphasizing that his life was of utmost importance and that he absolutely could not afford to be reckless.

"Where are the people from the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Clan?"

Tian Hao turned to look at an older brother who was not very noticeable. He was his colleague, also a member of the Spirit Hall, but he was a bishop with the cultivation level of a Soul Saint. He was also the main person in charge who had been keeping an eye on Yu Xiaogang and the other two.

This person was the first to spread the news of Yu Xiaogang's wedding to Wuhun City. He also personally recorded those previous videos, making him arguably the oldest paparazzi in the Douluo Continent.

When he asked this question, he had his junior brother use his soul power to shroud the surroundings to prevent the sound from being transmitted, especially to prevent that junior teacher from hearing it.

"Based on their speed and distance, they should arrive here around dark."

The man in black replied in a low voice, but his eyes revealed a hint of gossip.

His first task when he took over this matter was to investigate the identities of Flander and Liu Erlong. Flander was nothing special, but Liu Erlong's identity was not simple. If the Spirit Hall's intelligence network had not been so comprehensive, it would have been impossible to find out.

"Didn't the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Clan abandon Yu Xiaogang?"

Chen Xin was puzzled. He had already heard about Bibi Dong and Yu Xiaogang from his junior brother on the way, and he also knew Yu Xiaogang's identity. But as far as he knew, the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan had already expelled Yu Xiaogang. Why would they send someone here this time?

"The Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Clan abandoned Yu Xiaogang, but not Liu Erlong."

Tian Hao smiled meaningfully, his eyes also burning with a gossip-loving fire.

"Is it related to the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Clan?"

Chen Xin pondered for a moment, guessing that the Liu Erlong that his junior brother had mentioned earlier was probably related to the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. After all, the girl seemed to also have a dragon-type martial soul, and the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan was the strongest dragon-type martial soul sect in the world.

"Her father is Yu Luomian, the second-in-command of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Clan."

He chuckled, saying that Tian Hao had no intention of getting involved in this matter. At most, he would just watch the show from the sidelines and then make a harmonious deal with his close friend, Master Yu Xiaogang.

"Cousins?"

Chen Xin couldn't help but gasp, truly not expecting such a melodramatic secret to be hidden inside.

Do they know?

A hint of gossip flickered in his eyes; Chen Xin was very curious about it.

"You know the rules of the Soul Master world. When you're out and about, you don't reveal your family background to each other. Not to mention that Yu Xiaogang has been ridiculed by his clan for many years, and Liu Erlong is Yu Luomian's illegitimate daughter. Neither of these things are honorable, so they would never say it."

Shrug. Tian Hao wasn't surprised; that was normal procedure.

"It's quite pitiful."

Chen Xin felt some sympathy for Yu Xiaogang; his life was truly tragic.

"There is always a reason why someone is pitiful; he brought it all on himself."

Tian Hao has little compassion, at least not for Yu Xiaogang.

Such a person has an extremely strong sense of self-esteem, but also an extremely strong sense of inferiority. People with these two personality traits coexisting are not easy to get along with.

Bibi Dong understood Yu Xiaogang's pride, but she failed to see the inferiority complex hidden beneath it. That's why Yu Xiaogang believed the flawed scam so readily and harbored such hatred for it.

Moreover, that guy has mental issues. Leaving aside his affair with Bibi Dong, his marriage to Liu Erlong is truly outrageous.

You're about to get married, don't you want to ask about her background in detail?

If this happened in my past life, I would have been swindled out of everything, not even my underwear.

"Are your clothes ready?"

Tian Hao suddenly asked, since he was planning to sneak in for the banquet. If he dressed too well, he would be too conspicuous. He had to dress more casually, like the villagers in that village.

The man in black didn't say much. He took out two sets of coarse cloth clothes, shoes, and socks that fit Tian Hao and Chen Xin's body types from his storage soul tool. They were all brand new.

"Senior brother, change quickly. We'll go over for a feast and a show tonight."

He took the clothes and changed, then gestured for Chen Xin to change as well; Tian Hao wouldn't miss this grand spectacle.

"Wouldn't it be inappropriate to do this?"

Chen Xin hesitated for a moment, but changed her clothes quickly, her body clearly telling the truth.

"What's wrong with that? We're not just eating and drinking for free; we'll give them money as a gift."

Tian Hao didn't think anything of it; in his previous life, he often mingled with strangers at their weddings and banquets to freeload.

It's worth noting that wedding banquets are generally quite expensive, and sometimes even include song and dance performances by young ladies. For just 100 yuan, you can not only eat more than a dozen dishes, but also watch song and dance performances and even admire the bride's beauty, which is a great deal.

Chapter Ninety-Six Shrek Academy

“You all look unfamiliar.”

At the entrance to the wedding venue, the village chief looked at the group of people in front of him with a puzzled expression.

"We heard that Master Yu Xiaogang is going to open a Soul Master Academy here. Today is also his big day, so we came here to congratulate him. Please accept this small token of our appreciation."

Tian Hao gestured to the man in black carrying the congratulatory gifts, which he had specially arranged to be prepared.

This village is not wealthy. When people get married, they usually give gifts instead of money. These gifts are not very valuable; the sentiment is what matters.

The man dressed in black, a hunter, put down the wild boar he had been carrying on his shoulder. This wild boar, which weighed over 400 pounds, was one he had specially acquired earlier.

"Good stuff, we're really short of big chunks of meat at our banquet."

After examining the lifeless wild boar, the old village chief smiled so much that his wrinkles deepened. He warmly invited Tian Hao and his companions inside, and at the same time, he asked a few nearby villagers to carry the wild boar to the kitchen to prepare it.

With this wild boar as an extra dish, the quality of the meal will definitely double.

"Sir, what are the admission standards for the master's academy?"

Tian Hao chatted with the old village chief, and the topic turned to Shrek Academy.

Although the villagers nearby found Tian Hao and his companions unfamiliar, they didn't pay much attention to them as they walked and chatted with the old village chief, and went about their own business.

"Dean Flander said that Shrek Academy only admits students under the age of thirteen, and their soul power level must be above level twenty-one."

The old village chief had a good impression of Tian Hao and his companions, and didn't hide it from them. Besides, the three of them would release the news soon, so it wasn't exactly a secret.

"Under thirteen years old, with a soul power of level twenty-one or above?"

Chen Xin was taken aback, then turned to look at the ordinary village.

There's nothing there, just a college sign, and you dare to set such high standards?

Most advanced soul master academies aren't as awesome as yours.

"That's quite a high standard!"

Tian Hao looked distressed, which didn't surprise the old village chief; he had looked the same when he first learned about the standard.

Several promising Soul Masters emerged from their village, but their talents were all quite average. Let alone raising their Soul Power level to level 21 or higher before the age of thirteen, they would be considered extremely lucky if they could even reach that level by the age of thirty.

"This young lady is..."