Mortal Kombat: Scumbag Men Stealing Away Yandere Girls

The programmers brought out some ridiculous logic from the designers.

Wu Ji glanced at his phone.

"I think it's almost lunchtime, let's head back! I didn't bring any gifts, so I'll pay for this meal. It's been a pleasure meeting my new colleague."

Although it wasn't much money, it still showed a generous spirit.

Guoguo also propped her chin up with her hand.

"Ah, that's wonderful, Mr. Wu Ji is such a kind person—"

Xx

"Unsuccessfully, the intern who will be interviewing you is already inside waiting for you."

Bai Weiran gestured to the receptionist while looking down at his phone and logging into the company's internal backend.

The intern's resume will be sent to him first.

But the boss was traveling incognito, so this resume was just a formality. Bai Weiran hadn't been in the mood to look at it before. He tried to take a quick look in the elevator, but the internet was bad and he couldn't get out. When he finally got out, he found that the company's crappy back-end was acting up again, and he couldn't get in no matter how long he tried.

He didn't see the message until he walked all the way to the conference room.

"Sorry I'm late." As he pushed open the door, he also saw the name on the resume.

"…………??!"

The two simple words struck me like a thunderbolt, my heart raced.

The girl sitting in the chair stood up, wearing a crisp white top, jeans, and a long, soft, light green silk sun-shading coat. Her long hair cascaded down her shoulders, and she appeared somewhat pale and frail due to being bedridden for a long time, but her face and the beauty mark at the corner of her eye remained unchanged.

Holy crap, holy crap! Holy crap!!

This system is fucking awful!!!

I will find a way to find you.

The girl's final warning words still echoed in his ears, sending a chill down his spine.

Bai Weiran staggered backward until her back bumped into the door of the conference room on the other side, making a sound. The people inside were in a meeting and were startled by the noise. They opened the door, and Bai Weiran, who was pressed against the door, fell to the ground.

Just then, the company's art department was having its weekly meeting. The art director looked at Bai Weiran with a puzzled expression, then at the innocent-looking girl opposite Bai Weiran, and then reached out his hand to Bai Weiran.

"Weiran, what's wrong? Are you alright?"

He pulled Bai Weiran up, his expression suspicious.

What bad things did Bai Weiran do?

His face was pale and terrified, like a scumbag who had been seduced and abandoned by his pregnant lover.

However, in her memory, Bai Weiran was not that kind of person.

Qin Ning was also startled and quickly approached in small steps.

"Interviewer, are you alright?!"

Bai Weiran looked at her concerned yet unfamiliar eyes—he took a deep breath.

"...It's okay, I'm fine."

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Bai Weiran has interviewed many people, including full-time employees and interns.

I wasn't even this nervous during my first interview.

Even when the other person looked at him curiously, he had an urge to cover his face.

Don't look, have some self-respect.

Wearing a mask in another world to show off superhuman abilities, I suddenly felt ashamed and immature when I got to reality.

"You...introduce yourself first!"

He rested his hands on his face, making a futile attempt to cover it up.

The girl then began to introduce herself, speaking clearly, confidently, and with a bright, sparkling gaze that would make anyone feel good about her.

The more Bai Weiran spoke, the more alarmed he became.

It's so similar, it's really so similar.

She looks just like Qin Ning.

But she clearly didn't recognize herself—?

She's also different from Yu Mengmeng, who traveled to this world as a whole last time.

Or perhaps it's just a girl who looks a lot like Qin Ning and shares the same name, and you're just being suspicious?

He couldn't make up his mind, and his mind was unusually restless. He unconsciously fiddled with his phone in his hand.

All he wants now is to contact customer service again to get a clearer picture of what happened!

He was panicked!

Qin Ning, who was halfway through her self-introduction, glanced at Bai Weiran's phone unconsciously because of his actions... and then she paused.

"...What's wrong?" Bai Weiran had something to hide and was cautious about the slightest clue.

"That's a Disney phone case, isn't it!" the girl said with a smile.

"I like it very much too, but I haven't been there in a long time."

Upon hearing this, Bai Weiran felt a slight sense of relief.

That Qin Ning is from another world, where there is no Disney. The person in front of me can accurately name Disney, and the general manager guarantees that he has known her since she was a child.

After analyzing the situation, Bai Weiran calmed down considerably.

He went through the procedures and asked some questions about the lenient approach to monetary policy.

It's basically about what games you play, what movies you like, your hobbies, etc., which is no different from chatting.

The dialogue lasted an unusually long ten minutes.

"Welcome to Shile—" He felt he had given enough of a perfunctory reply, stood up, and felt a great weight lifted off his shoulders.

"Thank you, Brother Weiran!" The girl smiled sweetly and extended her hand to him.

The snow-white, soft little hand politely stopped in mid-air.

"…………"

Bai Weiran didn't want to hold it.

He didn't want to hold it—

He doesn't—

Bai Weiran, tears streaming down his face like wide noodles, grasped it.

"No, welcome. Just go to the front desk and check in; she'll take care of the rest for you."

All he wants now is to escape back to his sixteenth floor and calm down.

The girl stood there, looking innocent, watching Bai Weiran leave in a hurry, as if a ferocious beast was chasing after her.

She thought, just as Uncle Han Xin said, he is a very kind and gentle person!

But why does he look conflicted and unwilling when he looks at himself?

The phone looks familiar; it feels like I've seen it somewhere before.

Qin Ning raised the hand that had just been held and brought it to her pink lips. Suddenly, the light in her innocent and bright eyes disappeared, turning into a somber look.

She stuck out her little tongue and gently licked the palm that had been touched.

—A little bit of warmth still lingers there.

Chapter Thirty-Four: She Approaches Step by Step

【Hello, dear, this is your personal app customer service representative, how can I help you? ヽ(^ω^)ノ】

The familiar opening remarks, the familiar cute tone, and Bai Weiran's thumbs tapping the phone keyboard at such a rapid pace that they could ignite a fire.

[Does soul-swapping really exist? Didn't you mention last time that some mission targets could soul-swap?]

"...It's you again?" The tone was even a little annoyed.

Please show some respect; I'm very flustered right now.

Yes, honey, I know you're anxious. Listen to me, don't panic. First, recount the situation to me. The chances of soul-travel are even lower than body-travel. Based on my experience, 99.7% of cases are misunderstandings caused by seeing someone similar.

Bai Weiran hesitated.

A person who firmly believes in data will involuntarily waver when they hear about data.

Is the misunderstanding rate really that high?

Yes, dear! In fact, your mission involves traveling through various parallel worlds. It's possible for identical people to exist in these parallel worlds, because there are infinitely many worlds. In one of them, there is definitely someone named Bai Weiran who looks exactly like you.

He is another version of you in a parallel world, with a completely different upbringing and experiences. Many people who meet him mistakenly believe it's a case of body swapping or soul transmigration.

[Hey, you met someone who looks exactly like your mission target today, right?]

That's right.

Did she recognize you?

[…probably not.]

Yes, that's right, honey. Yandere girls are very persistent and vengeful. If you're in the same world, they'll recognize you if they want to find you. Even if you use some masked tricks, a yandere girl can still find you intuitively; it's just adding a small stumbling block in their path.

Bai Weiran slowly typed out a question mark.

It turns out I was just wearing a mask for nothing.

[Since the other person hasn't recognized you after communicating face-to-face for over ten minutes, based on past experience, I've calculated that there's a 99.9983% chance they're just an ordinary girl from a parallel world. You can relax now.]

【...Isn't it zero?】

[Dear customer, it's impossible to get zero; there are always exceptional cases, but because they are so exceptional, they are generally not taken into consideration.]

For someone who believes in data, Bai Weiran was persuaded.