"........."
For many years, no one has dared to call him that.
He didn't mind and responded. He watched as the policewoman jumped around excitedly. It was the first time she had handled such a big case, and her excitement, which she couldn't contain, was written all over her face as she tried to appear calm. She pointed at him and made plans for tonight's arrest.
During the discussion, Judge Mengmeng gently pulled him aside and whispered something.
“Detective, actually, I don’t think that person is an outsider.”
"...Although I can't quite explain why, I don't think she's a wanted criminal from out of town."
“I’m also Mengmeng, and she’s also Mengmeng, but she’s a terrifying Mengmeng, unlike us.” Judge Mengmeng bit her lip, trying to express herself with a face full of unease.
“I can sense that she’s confused, and she could even be in mortal danger to me, but she’s not a bad girl. Although she’s scary, she’s not a bad person…”
Bai Weiran nodded, indicating his understanding.
That night, on an empty street, he held a sleeping policewoman named Mengmeng in the crook of his left arm, and confronted the approaching person with a gun in his right hand. When he saw who it was, Bai Weiran was also surprised.
Wearing a well-fitting sailor-collar uniform, he dragged a half-person-high machete in one hand, the sharp metallic sound of the machete scraping against the ground ringing out.
That was the first time he had seen Mengmeng.
Chapter Nine: Only in that way can one be loved.
The cold glint of the blade flashed in front of his nose, forcing Bai Weiran to roll backward, taking the opportunity to hang the sleeping policewoman Mengmeng, who was lying in a puddle, on the bridge pier, before he himself tumbled down the bridge stairs in a disheveled state.
Ignoring the pain, he quickly got up and saw a sailor-suited loli girl standing on the bridge, ignoring the policewoman Mengmeng sleeping like a log next to her, and staring intently at him.
Bathed in the dim moonlight, he was shrouded in shadow, with only his red eyes shining strangely.
She pointed the machete forward, aiming it at Bai Weiran.
"Stranger, intrusion—"
"Must be ruled out—"
Bai Weiran immediately turned around and ran for his life.
He ran fast, and the footsteps behind him followed quickly, light and swift, reminding one of a deer running across the plains.
However, this is a deer that kills people.
It reminded him of Yao, who had brought the killing weapon.
When I first met her, the yandere Momo was in a daze, like a sleepwalker.
Just as Judge Mengmeng said, she wandered the streets, carrying a knife, looking lost and bewildered, muttering to herself.
"Kill this one?"
"No, we should kill that one—"
"No, we should kill them all—"
"No, they're all Mengmeng, they shouldn't have been killed—"
He said many things that were puzzling and contradictory.
But when the yandere Mengmeng saw Bai Weiran, her expression changed drastically. As if she had found a target, she raised her knife and chased after him.
Bai Weiran dodged a street corner, cleverly circled back, pressed himself against the wall, and tried to keep his breathing as still as possible. He heard footsteps approaching from afar, paused briefly at the street corner, and then chased after them again.
He didn't know why the yandere Momo was specifically targeting him.
At least Judge Mengmeng wasn't being hunted down at that time.
He made several guesses, but had no other answers except asking the person in question.
He thought about it and turned around to chase after them.
When his counter-tracking was discovered, another round of chase ensued. Instead of rushing to subdue him, the other man circled around him, narrowly avoiding each other several times as the knife tip nearly pierced his body.
He had a weapon, reacted quickly, and wasn't particularly skilled in combat to be able to disarm someone with his bare hands.
He's waging a war of attrition, waiting for that moment to arrive.
If this yandere Moe Moe was created by Moe Moe based on Moe Moe at that moment, then she must have a fatal weakness.
He ran while listening intently.
She always dragged her machete along as she ran.
At first, the sound of the machete was light and quick, gently scraping the ground, but it gradually became heavier.
It even started to become intermittent, with occasional pauses.
He calculated the frequency of the pauses, hid behind a trash can, and pounced on the yandere Momo just as she passed by, subduing her in one fell swoop.
The yandere Mengmeng struggled angrily, but he grabbed her wrist and tightened his grip, forcing her to let go due to the pain. With a slap, he sent the machete flying far away. The two fought silently in the dark street, rolling around in a heap.
In the end, he used the grappling technique personally taught by Yuan Jixi, twisting his arm hard so that his back was facing the sky, and pressed him to the ground.
He was handcuffed with pink handcuffs provided by police officer Mengmeng.
The yandere moe moe is still struggling with an unwillingness to give up.
"I will kill you, intruder, you wretched intruder... just like the last intruder, I will kill you..."
Bai Weiran: …………?
Xx
"Look, isn't this the weird and cute girl you were talking about?"
Police officer Mengmeng stood in front of the cell with her hands behind her back, looking very smug, pointing at the sickly Mengmeng.
Judge Mengmeng and the shut-in Mengmeng stood in front of the cell, both looking surprised.
"Yes, it's her. She's the one I saw that night."
"Wow, this Mengmeng is so strange, I've never seen her before."
Judge Mengmeng is there to identify people, while the stay-at-home Mengmeng is there to join in the fun.
Because she was a stay-at-home mom with nothing to do, she came to the police station to join in the fun.
"You caught them in just one night, Officer Mengmeng, you're amazing."
"Yeah, I never would have guessed. I used to think that Officer Mengmeng was just as useless as me, only pretending to be at work and actually just driving her little rocking horse and using her official funds to drink Wangzai milk. I never thought she could actually arrest people."
The first sentence made the policewoman wiggle her little bottom happily, but the second sentence made her face darken and she pointed at the shut-in Mengmeng and started cursing.
"Do you think everyone is like you, staying at home all day without working?"
“I am different from you. I was born from Mengmeng’s desire to help everyone. My responsibility is to protect the safety of Mengmengs, save them from danger, and safeguard the order of the Mengmeng world.”
The stay-at-home Mengmeng let out an "oh" and muttered something under her breath.
"I thought you were born from the days when you were a cute girl who wanted a stable job, could coolly raise a gun and shout: 'Don't move, I'm a policeman,' and could use your official funds to buy your favorite rocking horse and forget about your baby milk."
Police officer Mengmeng immediately fell silent.
Judge Mengmeng was quite enthusiastic, helping Police Officer Mengmeng scold the shut-in Mengmeng a couple of times, and then looking on with eager curiosity.
"So how did you catch her last night?"
"It must have been a bloody battle!"
"Of course—" Policewoman Mengmeng paused, her gaze immediately shifting to Bai Weiran, who had been sitting silently to the side, a hint of guilt creeping onto her face.
Bai Weiran just smiled at her without refuting her, and the policewoman Mengmeng immediately puffed out her chest again, looking smug.
"Of course! It wasn't easy catching her—"
Although she wasn't involved at all, the policewoman Mengmeng vividly recounted what happened last night.
Bai Weiran listened to the entire story of a high-octane police chase of robbers.
There was even an explosion scene. Police officer Mengmeng drove her car and spun 360 degrees in mid-air before landing unharmed and continuing the chase.
Judge Mengmeng listened with great excitement, nodding frequently. The stay-at-home Mengmeng listened with a skeptical look. After the police officer Mengmeng finished her boasting, she pointed at Bai Weiran and asked.
"...What did the detective do? It sounds like he didn't do anything. Wasn't he with you last night to catch the criminal?"
"He's completely useless; he was knocked down right from the start," Officer Mengmeng said with her chin held high and a snort.
"Although he helped a little, you know, it still depends on me, it always depends on me in the end—Police Mengmeng is invincible. When I pulled out my gun and shouted, 'Don't move, I'm a police officer,' the prisoner was so scared that his legs went weak and he couldn't move at all."
Bai Weiran: …………
This kind of behavior of blatantly appropriating the credit of others...
Perhaps what the stay-at-home cutie said is the truth.
As they were arguing, a loud clanging sound came from the solitary confinement cell, drawing the attention of Police Officer Mengmeng, Stay-at-Home Mengmeng, Judge Mengmeng, and Bai Weiran.
It turned out that the yandere Mengmeng, who had been hiding in the corner, suddenly rushed up, grabbed the railing with both hands, and stared intently at everyone.
"Intruders."
"And... other adorable ones."
"I will eliminate you, eliminate you all, eliminate all of you..."
"Yes, I not only want to eliminate the intruders, but also, eliminate the adorable ones..."
"Because this is me, I have to do this. Only by doing this can I... be loved..."
Police officer Mengmeng, homebody Mengmeng, and judge Mengmeng were all so frightened by this threat that they all shrank behind Bai Weiran, only daring to peek out with their three little heads, pushing and shoving each other.
Bai Weiran heard the last sentence and couldn't help but frown.
Chapter Ten is just a shell of its former self.
The world of cuteness is filled with all sorts of adorable creatures in the large cuteness plaza.
A banner was hung up in the square, and the children discussed it animatedly.
"A cute creature that wants to kill other cute creatures?"
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