Mortal Kombat: Scumbag Men Stealing Away Yandere Girls

Bai Weiran saw several girls closest to him arguing.

"Mengmeng, who runs a cake shop, you lied to me yesterday, didn't you?"

What did I lie to you about?

"The cake you sold me yesterday, you said it was freshly made yesterday morning, but you were actually lying, it was leftovers from the night before last."

Mengmeng, dressed in blue denim overalls, angrily questions the chubby cake shop worker, who is wearing a pink apron and holding a donut.

"Who told you that?!"

“My neighbor, music critic Mengmeng, told me that you didn’t bake a cake yesterday morning at all because you went to Mengmeng’s morning concert early in the morning, and she saw you at the concert!”

Does the fact that she saw me mean it all?

The cake shop owner retorted, looking completely justified.

"This world values ​​evidence. Does she have any photos?"

"Besides, there are cute things everywhere in this world, how can she be sure that's me? Maybe she mistook another cute thing for me!!"

"Oh ho ho, you adorable liar who won't admit it!!"

"If you say I'm lying, you'd better provide evidence. Otherwise, let's meet in front of Judge Mengmeng and let her make the judgment!"

As they argued, the window of a small house covered in oil paint was pushed open, and a painter named Mengmeng, holding a palette, wearing round-framed glasses, and with paint smeared on her face, peeked out.

"Judge Mengmeng can't make a judgment for you because she resigned last month!"

"Huh!? Why did you resign again?" both the mechanic and the cake decorator asked in unison.

"In our world, she's the one who loves to resign the most. Doesn't she have any professional ethics?"

The painter Mengmeng shrugged, looking completely innocent.

"Maybe the workload was too heavy. There are always people arguing in the world, and every time they argue, she has to make the judgment. There are 365 days a year, and she has to judge 10 to 15 cases every day on average. She doesn't get any rest all year round. She couldn't take it anymore. She said, 'Give me liberty or give me death,' and started to give up."

Painter Mengmeng sighed as she finished speaking.

"That's so tragic. Luckily, I'm the painter Mengmeng. But the stay-at-home Mengmeng is the biggest winner... She doesn't even have to do any work!"

Bai Weiran couldn't help but chuckle when he heard this.

His smile attracted the attention of many adorable children, who immediately surrounded him and chattered amongst themselves.

Who is this?

"He doesn't look like Mengmeng."

"Unlike why Mengmeng exists in Mengmeng's consciousness."

"Oh!? Didn't we say there was a wanted criminal? Officer Mengmeng said that if you encounter a new Mengmeng you don't recognize, you should report it immediately."

"But this person isn't the unfamiliar Xin Mengmeng; he's a strange stranger!"

"Call the police! Call the police now! Get Officer Mengmeng here! Hello, is this 110? There's a strange stranger here, I need to call the police!!"

Surrounded by all sorts of cute people of different professions, heights, and weights.

Among them is even the famous model Mengmeng.

With her upright posture, full chest, and captivating eyes, she exudes a mature femininity in every gesture.

Bai Weiran couldn't help but take a second look.

A white-haired loli transforms into a white-haired mature woman; this is roughly how it happens.

The real Mengmeng will never reach this level in her entire life; it truly lives up to her imagination.

Supermodel Mengmeng noticed his gaze and turned away haughtily.

"I know I'm beautiful, but my beauty comes at a price. You, a stranger, think you can get your eyes for free? No way!"

They argued and bickered, constantly discussing his identity, until the police officer Mengmeng arrived.

Bai Weiran couldn't help but burst out laughing as soon as he saw it.

Being a police officer was probably Mengmeng's very early dream, which is why Mengmeng is so young.

He was about six or seven years old, wearing a police hat askew and a little police uniform. He swayed over, his two red eyes looking particularly big on his small face, like red crystals. His voice was soft and tender, but his attitude was very arrogant.

"Don't worry, everyone, this isn't a bad person."

"The guardian of the Moe Moe World has already informed me that they have invited a detective who knows Moe Moe very well to come here to help us find the wanted criminal who is hiding among us and disguised as Moe Moe."

After listening to the policewoman's explanation, all the "cute girls" suddenly understood and changed their attitudes.

"It's him? It's him!"

"Seriously? He doesn't look like a detective at all!"

"He doesn't seem very reliable. I thought detectives all wore cloaks and smoked pipes."

"Novelist Mengmeng, do you think he fits the profile of a detective in a detective novel?"

"Absolutely not!!"

Bai Weiran wanted to laugh and wanted to watch them a little longer, but the policewoman Mengmeng tugged at his clothes and instructed Bai Weiran to follow her.

The little girl with the serious expression is incredibly cute.

"Come with me to the police station, detective from the real world."

"I have something important to tell you."

"it is good."

"Get in my car."

With a pointed gesture from the policewoman, Bai Weiran spotted a pink toy electric car.

"........."

Chapter Seven: Staying up all night to cultivate immortality is my superpower!

The short toddlers sat at pink plastic tables and chairs, while the policewoman Mengmeng sat opposite Bai Weiran with a serious expression.

In contrast, Bai Weiran seemed a little uncomfortable.

The chair was too low, and the police station ceiling was too low; he felt like a giant who had wandered into a land of dwarfs.

"Actually, we already have leads regarding that wanted criminal."

"There were too many people talking just now, so it wasn't convenient for me to tell you... What are you laughing at?"

Bai Weiran quickly suppressed his smile.

"No, it's nothing."

She is truly an adorable little adult with a serious demeanor.

The policewoman stared at him suspiciously for a moment, but ultimately decided not to pursue the matter. She then took out a pink document bag with a large "Secret" sign on it.

"This is top secret. You are the second person besides me to know this."

Bai Weiran reached out to take it, but the policewoman Mengmeng wouldn't let go, staring at him stubbornly.

You must swear an oath first.

"...?"

"I swear you will use all your strength to protect this secret and safeguard the peace of this world."

"I swear."

Police officer Mengmeng was not satisfied with Bai Weiran's answer, and her cute little eyebrows furrowed.

"You're not being sincere."

"Then how can we show sincerity?"

"You're such a country bumpkin, you don't even know how to make a sincere oath?" Policewoman Mengmeng gave him a disdainful look.

"I can't do anything with you, so I'll teach you. Come on, repeat after me—I will keep this a secret. If I tell anyone, may I choke on my food, get scalded by water, have no water to take a bath, be unable to hail a taxi, have my wallet stolen, die from exhaustion from walking, lose money buying groceries, and never have a wife!"

Bai Weiran obediently read it aloud, but couldn't help but laugh when she got to the last sentence.

Police officer Mengmeng was not very satisfied with his smirking during the solemn oath, but she still reluctantly approved it and handed him the document bag.

The document bag contained a notification letter.

But it wasn't an ordinary notification; it was a murder threat.

For a moment, Bai Weiran thought he had entered the world of Detective Conan. By the way, Bai Weiran is a Conan x Ai shipper.

The trailer says they're going to assassinate a shut-in like Mengmeng.

They only announced the time; nothing else.

Police officer Mengmeng had a tense expression on her face, looking extremely nervous.

“Detective, in this country, all the cute things are important.”

“Each Mengmeng represents Mengmeng’s past expectations and dreams. If a Mengmeng dies, then that Mengmeng’s potential will completely disappear from that Mengmeng’s body, and Mengmeng will also lose the possibility of a future. Do you understand the seriousness of this?!”

"We are all Mengmeng, and Mengmeng is us."

"In this country, not a single adorable child can be missing!"

Bai Weiran nodded in agreement.

Indeed, losing one of those adorable shut-ins is a very serious matter.

If a person doesn't have the tendency to stay at home and give up, can they still be considered a person?

He and the police officer Mengmeng went to find the shut-in Mengmeng and told him their purpose. The shut-in Mengmeng looked to be eleven or twelve years old, curled up in the quilt, wearing a loose pajama with a frayed collar, and her hair was a mess like a little bird's nest.

"...Is a wanted criminal coming to assassinate me? Wow! That's terrifying!"

"I didn't do anything wrong, and I didn't offend anyone, so why did they target me!" I cried, hugging my blanket, feeling indignant.

“You didn’t do anything wrong because you didn’t do anything at all,” Officer Mengmeng accused, gesturing with a pink pistol as if to fire.

"In this adorable world, you are the most useless one. Everyone has their own job and works hard at their job, but you just stay at home and do nothing."