Mortal Kombat: Scumbag Men Stealing Away Yandere Girls

"Miss Lan Wei, please have a talk with Mr. Chen Li. We are all very worried about your safety—"

Seeing that Bai Weiran remained silent and motionless, she wanted to say something, but Chen Li gave her a look that directed her away.

Chen Li fell back from the gap between fantasy and reality.

He's come to terms with it.

It's okay if you look like a man.

He didn't care; women are all pretty much the same when the lights are off.

As a man himself, Bai Weiran could more easily understand the meaning in Chen Li's eyes—

"…………"

Fortunately, that whirlwind of fire made him vomit everything he could, otherwise he would have vomited right now.

Bai Weiran's eyes were lifeless as he sat on the sofa listening to Chen Li's rambling.

The content is roughly as follows:

A gentle and soothing reassurance.

When Bai Weiran remained aloof and unresponsive, he instead fabricated a story that he had a similar experience.

Only I understand you; you don't even understand yourself.

Bai Weiran knew that Chen Li had no such experience at all, and he was very impatient with Chen Li's fabrication.

However, Chen Li misunderstood Bai Weiran's impatience, thinking that Bai Weiran was being wary and defensive because his secret had been exposed.

Ah, women, so fragile, yet they pretend to be strong.

Let me pierce your Dao heart—

"You can trust others, don't live like a hedgehog, Lan Wei—"

"Trust me, I will definitely help you."

"To make you believe me, I am right here, and you can order me to do anything for you."

Chen Li spread his hands, adopting a posture of presenting himself to Bai Weiran.

"Trust me, I will never refuse you anything—"

"Lan Wei, in your presence, I relinquish the right to refuse you—"

His tone was ambiguous, his expression suggestive, and his body was ready for you.

Before Bai Weiran arrived, Chen Li tidied himself up, and he smelled faintly of men's cologne.

Men understand men best.

Bai Weiran felt very embarrassed at this moment.

He looked at Chen Li with an expression that said, "You're totally dumbfounded."

He's not in a good mood today.

He threw up at the amusement park, was chased by his childhood friend who was a bit of a yandere, was overwhelmed by his memories, and was mocked by Xia Yanle from all over the world.

He can't handle a yandere girl, so why can't he handle Chen Li?

It's hilarious!

Since we're both men, he didn't hold back.

"You want to sleep with me?"

Chen Li: ………………?

Is this the straightforward, naive, mature female researcher?

"Is it true or not? Tell me quickly!" Bai Weiran frowned and urged him.

"...No, yes, if this is your wish, I will fulfill it for you. I understand that scientific research puts a lot of pressure on you..."

"I'm under a lot of pressure, how much pressure are you under?"

"…………?!"

"Provide the dimensions, accurate to the millimeter."

"………………?!!"

"Oh ho, you don't want to wait until you take off your clothes, turn off the lights, and then tell me, 'I'm big, just bear with it,' only to find out in the dark that you're not what you expected and you're just a toothpick, right? Who am I supposed to ask for compensation then?"

Bai Weiran crossed his arms, looking utterly disdainful.

"Since you claim my talent is a world treasure, may I ask if your skills in that area are world-class? If you are, then I have to pay you; this is a profession. If you aren't, then what are you pretending for? How much is your body worth?"

After Chen Li finished swearing fluently, he was stunned.

But Bai Weiran's next move surprised him even more.

Bai Weiran simply pulled his outermost white coat down to his elbows, ripped his shirt collar into a mess, and began to speak.

"—Indecent assault—!"

It's not enough to just insult you; I'm going to throw mud at you and make you feel nauseous.

"Help! Assistant Yuan, Mr. Chen Li is trying to assault me—help me—!!"

The planners not only lacked any sense of shame, but also resorted to extremely underhanded tactics to achieve their goals.

I'll give you two punches if you keep talking tough!

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Today's bonus chapter is thanks to all the yanderes for supporting Bai Shao's journey to the top six.

If I advance further, there will be extra chapters! ヘ(｀▽'*)

Chapter Twenty-One: Turning Off the Dark Side Switch (3K)

"—Indecent assault—!"

Yuan Jixi was startled and panicked when he saw the door.

She wanted to push the door open and enter, but then stopped.

Chen Li didn't call her; she should obey Chen Li's orders first.

But the person inside continued to shout, a clear, androgynous voice.

"Assistant Yuan, help me! Help me!"

Then Chen Li retorted angrily.

"What are you yelling about, you woman!"

"You think I'd be interested in someone like you?! Pah!"

"If you don't like me, why are you doing this? You say no, but your body says otherwise! Pah! No, Assistant Yuan! Help me! I'm just a weak woman who can't even do a one-handed push-up—"

Yuan Jixi suddenly pushed open the door and entered—

Chen Li gritted his teeth and tried to grab the other person, but Bai Weiran hurriedly shrank back, narrowly avoiding his hand.

The mask function was almost removed.

The three of them stared at each other, their eyes meeting in bewilderment.

If Chen Li were a normal person with a normal thought process, he would have taken two steps back and hurriedly waved his hands to explain.

But Chen Li had enjoyed the good life of having a simulator for too long, and had long forgotten what it meant to be an ordinary person, possessing the arrogance of a chosen one.

The simulator had created a useful tool for him, Yuan Jixi, but Chen Li never respected Yuan Jixi.

The more Yuan Jixi did, the less Chen Li looked down on her.

This poor woman really went to great lengths to win my love.

I treated her kindly in order to show my magnanimity.

You only deserve my kindness when I want to treat you kindly; when I don't—

"Who let you in! Get out!" Chen Li immediately rebuked Yuan Jixi.

This woman is talking nonsense, and you're turning against your own people?

Bai Weiran: ...Well said, that sounds like a villainous prank.

As he thought about it, he casually called out, "Assistant Yuan, save me!"

Yuan Jixi was stunned, torn between the respected Chen Li and the seemingly weak Bai Weiran.

Her failure to obey orders immediately infuriated Chen Li even more.

"Get out! Don't you understand when I tell you to get out?"

"You have no right to speak here!"

Chen Li became annoyed.

He's going to teach this [Lan Wei] a lesson.

What is that woman saying? Calling him a toothpick, a toothpick!?

After cursing Yuan Jixi, he stopped caring and reached out to grab Bai Weiran's arm.

Bai Weiran, of course, wouldn't let them catch him, and the two of them circled around the sofa.

"You wanted to prove it? I'll prove it to you!" Chen Li sneered.

Some women are stubborn and need to be severely punished before they learn to obey.

He realized that this "Lan Wei" was that kind of person.

With a personality like that, no man would want to be near her growing up. Over time, her yin and yang become imbalanced, leading to aversion to men. He should teach her a lesson and satisfy her cravings, and she'll be cured.

Bai Weiran: ...Brother, you're really something, thinking of your own penis as a panacea.

He found it an eyesore, but he was still watching Yuan Jixi's reaction and postponed his action.

Yuan Jixi wanted to leave, but a voice in her heart told her not to go.