Mortal Kombat: Scumbag Men Stealing Away Yandere Girls

The sun rose over the mountain.

The second person woke up.

The heterochromatic-eyed yandere yawned and sat up straight. Before she even opened her eyes, her nose twitched and she aimed precisely in the boy's direction.

"Hey, Xiao Ran, my Xiao Ran—"

Then someone slapped him on the head. He opened his eyes in pain and saw the boy looking down at him with a cold attitude.

“I am not yours, I am my own. When you wake up, watch the fire for me, and add branches if it gets too small.”

"Princess doesn't need twigs!"

"Okay, you can recite without adding branches."

The little yandere, dejected, automatically started adding branches to the tree.

Xiao Weiran thought that her fantasies had improved recently.

When he first asked her to add some branches, she actually started singing.

When asked why, she said she was calling on her squirrel and bird friends to help.

After he roasted the squirrel friend and the bird friend in front of her a few times, the princess stopped summoning them.

Because the princess herself ate her friend who was sprinkled with salt, cumin, and chili powder.

He got up to pick up some dead branches. As he passed the edge of the forest, there was a nearly three-meter-tall Gundam quietly parked there. After several iterations, it was quite different from when he first saw it. As a real man who had flown a Gundam since he was seven years old, Xiao Weiran was not moved, only his eye twitched slightly.

Gundam has indeed become taller, bigger, stronger, and more sophisticated, but also... weirder.

Because the person who created it was a weirdo.

This Gundam is now an evolved version with four cannons.

Sounds impressive?

The problem is that the positions of these cannons are somewhat problematic.

One cannon barrel is in his left hand, two cannon barrels are in front of his chest, and one is between his legs.

From the great Gundam designer, Xia Yanle.

She named the Gundam "Zero," representing the primitive form of humanity. She happily explained to Xiao Weiran what it means for male and female sexual characteristics to coexist in one individual, representing the sacredness and duality of humanity's primitive desires, and exploring humanity's most primitive posture and ultimate form.

She believes the design is ahead of its time.

None of the little ones understood.

He felt he never wanted to pilot that Gundam again in his life, nor did he want to admit that he had helped with the adjustments.

With a single press of the button, four cannons fire simultaneously, and that world-famous painting can make any boy who loves Gundam instantly turn purple clay.

That's incredibly strange.

These strange things would make him frown, but he wouldn't feel any disgust.

She has a unique logic and rhythm.

He shrugged and went into the woods to gather dead branches. When he came out, the sun was gradually moving directly overhead, and he saw the little yandere with her hands behind her back, hooking a white coat that had fallen to the ground with her foot, a vicious grin on her lips, dragging the coat toward the campfire.

They clearly want to drag him in and burn him.

"........."

Sometimes she would drape the external armor over her body, open the cockpit, and sleep, but the armor would be blown off by the wind.

Xiao Weiran had no choice but to put down the withered tree branch to retrieve the cheat.

He slung the external attachment over his shoulder and quietly climbed onto the Gundam.

Sunlight streamed through the leaves onto her face as the yandere older sister slept peacefully in the driver's seat.

With one hand on her abdomen and the other on her forehead, she slept soundly on one side, breathing evenly. The curves of her body, wrapped in a well-fitting light purple knitted sweater, undulated gently. Her face was smooth and radiant in the sunlight, like a freshly peeled egg.

He couldn't help but drift into a daze.

If we're talking about the quickest way to bring people closer together, one of the fastest ways is to share secrets.

The secret I'll only tell you—

Although Xiao Weiran has not yet learned the basic logic of this human psychology, his intuitive feeling is very clear: he has become closer to the person in front of him.

From "Big Monster" to "Bad Woman".

And now he can't call her a bad woman anymore.

It seemed, just as she said, that phrase "bad woman" contained some ulterior motives.

What should we call her?

[I am your disciplinary committee member, Xia Yanle.]

Her name is Xia Yanle.

"Hey, Xia Yanle," he called softly.

She had never called him by name before, and spoke awkwardly, but the boy's eyes lifted slightly.

There was a feeling of comfort in my chest.

She's not an older sister, not an aunt, not a monster, and not a bad woman.

It's Xia Yanle.

The wind rustled the leaves, and he leaned forward to cover her in her white coat again.

I was asked this question out of the blue.

"What did you call me, Mr. Weiran?"

"…………!? You're awake."

Their eyes met, and she smiled, pursing her lips.

Did you know that humans are particularly sensitive when their own names are called?

The boy felt a little embarrassed, and his ears secretly burned.

“I didn’t call you, I was just trying to remember what your name is.”

"You remember it very clearly—"

Xia Yanle chuckled, her blue eyes sparkling.

By the way, thinking about it, Mr. Weiran from the future never seems to call her by her name directly.

He always addressed her politely as "Miss Xia Yanle" or "Miss Xia," or simply avoided calling her that altogether.

The cute girl is cute, but she can only be called "Miss Xia Yanle" or "Your Sister Xia".

She couldn't help but pout.

How biased you are, Mr. Weiran.

I've discovered yet another instance of how you treat me differently.

"Mr. Weiran, why don't you call me Yanle?" She pressed her advantage, planting a landmine for him in the past.

The boy stared in disbelief, while she exclaimed "Oh!", pointed to her lips with her index finger, rolled her eyes, and answered her own question.

"Wait, why have I been calling you Mr. Weiran all along?"

"Yes, you should do what you ask of others first. I'll start by showing goodwill."

The blue-eyed mature woman narrowed her eyes, revealing an incredibly beautiful and cunning smile.

"Hey, Weiran—"

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Yandere lovers, there will be another update tonight! ヘ(?_|

Chapter Thirty: She finally remembered she had a mission (Thanks for your votes, brothers!)

Xiao Weiran, holding a white coat, paused and dropped a frame by 0.8 seconds.

According to game programmers, this is usually a problem caused by a large amount of data being loaded at once.

Only he knows exactly what data he loaded.

The next second, he pulled up his white coat, which originally only reached Xia Yanle's shoulders, covering her head and face. Xia Yanle was having fun when she was suddenly ambushed and cried out. By the time she pulled off the coat and sat up, the boy had already nimbly jumped off the tower, turned his back to her without looking back, and spoke in a cold voice.

"Miss Xia Yanle."

“Bullying underage boys is wrong, it's inappropriate, and it reflects a distorted set of values.”

"You should reflect on your own actions."

His voice, which had not yet changed, was clear and bright, yet he already had the makings of an adult in his speech.

Xia Yanle was stunned for a moment, while Xiao Weiran, who had her back to her, covered her face with the back of her hand, trying to cool down her burning cheeks with the warmth of the back of her hand.

He had to think of other things to distract himself.

What is this wicked woman thinking?

He refused to look back for even a second, squatting by the fire and using a branch to scoop the dried mud ball out of the fire. He smashed it with a stone, shattering the hot, hard shell, and the bird's feathers fell off with it, revealing its bare wings and breast in front of him.

As he moved, he recalled the scene of their first meeting.

"First of all, you are Mingguang, right?"

"Secondly, the extent of your harm far exceeds the normal range. Adhering to the principles of assistance, education, and restraint, the platform has activated Article 793 of the Special Regulation 'Yandere Control Regulations' to correct your behavior. I am your Discipline Inspection Committee member, Xia Yanle."

Xiao Weiran paused in his hand as he tapped the mud ball.

Oh, it sounds like your mission isn't for me, but for her.

Then why do you bully me every day?!

Xx

Xia Yanle smiled and lay back down in the driver's seat.

Never mind, let's just call him Mr. Weiran!