Having cultivated myself into an immortal, all I want to do is raise female disciples.

"Lan Hua, I remember you. I even held you in my arms back then. What's wrong? Is your Blue Feather Heavenly Palace in trouble?"

"Hmm...it is indeed a considerable problem, so I came here specifically to ask you for help in fixing something."

"Alright, I did promise that girl Lan Yu'er that I would definitely help with any trouble your Lan Yu Heavenly Palace is in. So, tell me, what do you need me to fix?"

"I think you've probably seen this before..."

Without hesitation, the man walked up to the boy and slowly took something out of his pocket.

The boy's expression changed drastically the moment he saw it, and he stopped chewing.

"This is……"

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Why did you use instant noodles to trick that person?

On the way back to the courtyard house, Yunping casually picked at his ear as if nothing had happened.

"What do you mean by 'scam'? Let's be polite, this is called a fair trade."

"An equal trade, my foot! Don't you even know the price of instant noodles?!" Ye Yuchan rolled her eyes at Yunping. "Trading ten boxes of instant noodles for a bow? He's totally losing out!"

"Whether it's a loss or not isn't something you can judge from an outsider's perspective. For someone at his level, profit or loss is entirely up to him. If he doesn't think he's lost, then he hasn't lost."

"You're just spouting sophistry again. And what do you mean by 'someone of his level'?" Ye Yuchan tilted her head. "So, according to you, that young man is someone important?"

Ha, not just a person, but a very important one.

Based on that kid's reputation on the continent, he could easily become a high-ranking official in any empire, second only to the emperor, and get whatever he wanted just by asking.

After all, no one wants to go to war with that kid, and no matter how unreasonable his demands are, almost no one will choose to refuse.

because--

“I say he is the Forging Saint, the youngest saint in the Desolate Heaven Domain since ancient times, a super genius that even the saints of the Hundred Saints Era could not match—” Yun Ping smiled meaningfully, “Moreover, his forging skills are unparalleled throughout history. As long as he forges an artifact seriously, there is not one that is inferior to a Heavenly Artifact.”

Do you believe me when I say this?

"Pfft..."

To Yunping's surprise, Ye Yuchan burst out laughing after hearing his words!

What the hell? I was clearly telling the truth!

Ye Yuchan laughed as she clutched her stomach, wiping away tears from the corners of her eyes. "You're quite the talker, aren't you? You've got a whole repertoire of stories to tell. That little brat calls himself a Forging Saint? Why don't you just say you're Emperor Wen?"

……

Yun Ping looked at Ye Yuchan seriously and said solemnly, "Actually, I really am Emperor Wen."

"Pfft—If you're Emperor Wen, then I'm definitely Emperor Wu!" Ye Yuchan laughed and patted Yun Ping's shoulder. "Alright, alright, although you seem pretty powerful, Emperor Wen was the second True Immortal since the beginning of time. In our society, he would definitely be considered a founder of the nation. Besides, Emperor Wen is already dead."

"So what if he's dead? Maybe Emperor Wen is incredibly powerful and will suddenly be reborn in front of you?"

"Keep blowing!"

Yunping just chuckled twice at Ye Yuchan's dismissive mockery.

There's nothing we can do about it. In today's world, people's hearts are unpredictable. Even if he tells the truth, I doubt many people would believe him.

Amidst these reflections, a figure suddenly descended from the sky.

Having sensed this in advance, Yun Ping quickly grabbed Ye Yuchan's collar and pulled her towards him.

"what--"

Amidst Ye Yuchan's exclamation, Yun Ping felt the warmth of her soft, delicate body against his chest. Unfortunately, he had no time to examine Ye Yuchan's blushing face.

His gaze was fixed ahead—on the shadow that had fallen heavily to the ground.

It was a disheveled figure dressed in magnificent and luxurious clothing. Judging from the gold thread wrapped around his waist and the exquisite jade pendant, this person must be of extraordinary status.

Despite having a rather impressive background, he got up from the ground looking disheveled and pointed at the noisy crowd not far away with a terrified expression.

There, a graceful figure was slowly approaching.

"Little...little wench, I'm warning you, I'm a member of the City Lord's Mansion. You dare lay a finger on me, believe me or not..."

Before he could finish speaking, two more figures were thrown at him, landing squarely on him.

The intense impact severed his consciousness, and he lay unconscious on the ground, seemingly having lost consciousness.

"Little vixen? City Lord's Mansion?"

With these two keywords, Yunping had basically figured out the whole story. It was definitely true that this guy tried to flirt with a girl but ended up getting beaten up by her instead.

This plot is so cliché—

Just as Yunping was about to ignore the incident, he suddenly realized that the "little sissy" the man was talking about was actually an acquaintance.

She raised her slender, black-stockinged leg and placed one foot on the backs of the three unconscious men, her exquisite face filled with icy indifference.

"I'll say it one last time, I'm a man, a man! A man!"

A cross-dressing man named Jiang Yuetian repeated the important thing three times.

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24. One of the few quirks of cross-dressing men

Jiang Yuetian's appearance surprised Yunping somewhat.

This girl... cough, this child usually doesn't drink a drop of alcohol and has no desire for money. It can be said that there are very few things that are tempting to him. Even during holidays, Jiang Yuetian usually just strolls around the old streets and alleys of Jinglin City, drinks tea, looks at the sky, and lives a life of old age.

Yunping couldn't help but be surprised when he unexpectedly appeared at the restaurant today.

When Yunping and Ye Yuchan noticed Jiang Yuetian, Jiang Yuetian naturally noticed the two of them as well.

"Teacher? Sixth Junior Sister? What are you doing here..."

Before those three words could even be uttered, Jiang Yuetian noticed that the posture of the two people in front of him seemed a little abnormal.

Ye Yuchan blushed and fell into Yun Ping's arms. Yun Ping's right hand was around the girl's slender waist. The distance between their faces was less than 30 centimeters. They could probably feel each other's breaths clearly through their skin.

Ouch—a teacher-student romance!

The teacher is really quick...

And have I accidentally gotten involved in some troublesome matter?

Jiang Yuetian blinked and said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, teacher, I'll be going now. I won't disturb you two any longer."

"What are you trying to disturb?" Yun Ping reached out and grabbed Jiang Yuetian by the back of her collar. "Explain yourself before you leave. What do you mean by not disturbing us? What are you thinking?"

"Huh? Teacher, aren't you and your sixth junior sister... on a date?"

"What are you talking about?!"

"What are you talking about?!"

The two of them said the same line without prior arrangement.

At the same time, Ye Yuchan broke free from Yun Ping's embrace, her delicate body twisting restlessly a few times, and she glared fiercely at Yun Ping.

"I would never date that pervert! Humph!"

"Look, that girl already said she won't go on a date with me, what are you thinking, Xiao Jiang?"

"Oh, is that so?"

Jiang Yuetian stepped forward and looked at Ye Yuchan's still-rosy face. His strange, light purple eyes seemed to be able to see through people's hearts, making Ye Yuchan feel flustered as if she had been seen through.

"Junior Sister is really interesting."

"Th-that's right, I'm...quite interesting...!" Stared at by Jiang Yuetian, Ye Yuchan suddenly became extremely flustered, and hurriedly changed the subject: "Compared to this...Senior Brother, why are you here?"

"That's the question I wanted to ask too." Yun Ping straightened his expression. "Xiao Jiang, you usually don't drink at all, so why did you come to the tavern today and get into some trouble?"

"It's all because of these idiots from the City Lord's Mansion!"

The mere mention of this incident made Jiang Yuetian grit his teeth in hatred. He couldn't help but kick the three men from the City Lord's Mansion in the buttocks. The immense force sent them flying several meters, reminding Yun Ping of the days when he used to play football.

By the way, I should build a soccer field in a while so my apprentices can play soccer there. That would be a lot of fun!

Unaware that her teacher's thoughts had drifted far away, Jiang Yuetian continued.

“I was just wandering around the city when I ran into these people. They asked me if I had any decent work, and since I was short of money, I agreed. But then they took me to a tavern, saying they would teach me how to play the flute for the customers to make money, and I agreed.”

"Well, playing the flute isn't a big problem. Although I'm not an expert in music and melody, I know a little bit about it since I spend every day with Junior Sister Lin Yuan. But I didn't expect that after they took me to the room, they would start taking off their pants and ask me to play the flute for them..."

Upon realizing this, Jiang Yuetian's face immediately contorted with rage, and Yunping could easily predict what would happen next without even thinking.

However, these people from the City Lord's Mansion are really pitiful. Of all the bad luck, they came after Jiang Yuetian. This cross-dressing master's strength has reached the peak of the Transformation stage. Even in Tianbei Valley, he would be an elder-level figure.

In addition to his martial arts skills and magical artifacts, it's estimated that no more than one hand in the entire Jinglin City could harm him.

"Leaving aside the flute playing issue for now, Xiao Jiang, are you short of money lately?"

“Ah, I do have a bit of a deficiency…” Jiang Yuetian brushed the hair at her temples and hesitated before speaking, “Teacher, as you know, I have a little… little problem.”

"Senior brother, is there something wrong with your health?" Ye Yuchan was startled. "You need money for treatment?"

"Cure my ass." Yunping curled his lip and said helplessly, "If gambling addiction could be cured, I would have cured him long ago. This kid doesn't learn anything else, all he knows is to go to the casino all day long."

"I just want to win back the money I lost!"

Jiang Yuetian's expression was extremely serious.

—But what's the point of you taking it seriously? Every gambler is thinking about winning back their losses!

Yunping didn't know how to complain about Jiang Yuetian anymore. This cross-dressing master was really good in every way, except that he liked to gamble, and he gambled a lot. He would throw out thousands of gold coins all the time, but he always lost them all. He was known as the money-giving boy in the casino.

Anyone who happens to sit at the same table with him will basically have a large sum of gold coins coming in that day.

Always losing at gambling – that's Jiang Yuetian's defining characteristic.

"Alright, alright, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll take you to win back all the money you lost. But afterwards, you're not allowed to gamble with this money anymore. I'll get you something even more interesting in a while."

"Teacher, you're going to the casino too?!" A pair of beautiful eyes stared at Yun Ping in surprise. Jiang Yuetian excitedly moved closer, and her unique fragrance wafted over. "Really? Really?!"