"I Only Want to Raise Female Disciples After Cultivating to Immortality" by Yu Nianliangyi C

Summary:

As an immortal, he ascended to the heavens to pluck peaches from the tree and descended to the River Styx to drink from the spring of death. Because he was so bored he had a stomachache, he raised demonic dogs, cultivated spiritual fields, dug up pagodas, and cursed the heavens.

In the end, I realized... raising girls is the most fun! —In short, this is a story about an unconventional immortal and his disciples who grew up on cuteness...

★ Extra! Extra! ★

Extra Chapter 1: The Martial Emperor Fails His Tribulation on Valentine's Day

(This is a side story; please skip directly to Chapter 1 of Volume 1.)

2 month 14 day.

This is a sad day.

Valentine's Day exists only in that world, in that world called Earth.

actually……

it turns out!

It exists even in this ghost world!

"His Majesty the Emperor Wu."

I, Gu Tianren, am the Martial Emperor of this world.

The first person in history to reach the pinnacle of immortality is currently troubled within my Imperial Pavilion.

Sitting on the throne of the jade dragon and golden sculpture, I felt no sense of royal dominance whatsoever; my mind was filled with scenes of young men and women arguing and making love.

"Your Majesty, can you hear me?"

The man next to me, a burly fellow over two meters tall, who could definitely become a top-tier basketball player by sheer physical dominance, spoke up.

Of course I could hear him, I just didn't want to talk to him.

If you ask why—

“Jueying.” I called out the name of one of the most terrifying beings in the world. “I have a question for you.”

Upon hearing my reply, Jueying, who was known as the King of Black Dragons, gradually showed a hint of joy on his aggrieved face.

He seems to have misunderstood; I didn't ask him a question to let him off the hook.

Instead, I just want to think carefully about how I should punish this old bastard based on his answer!

"Your Majesty, you may ask me anything, and I will answer you for anything."

"Oh, really?"

I sneered and then asked, "Jueying, tell me, how many wives do you have?"

Yes, I asked about several.

As everyone knows, the Black Dragons are the most lecherous race in the three heavenly realms. To put it bluntly, they are full of erotic thoughts. They are basically either fighting or making love in bed every few days. And Black Dragons are usually embarrassed to say they can fly if they don't have six or seven wives.

The Black Dragon King had so many wives that even I, as his close friend and comrade-in-arms, didn't know the exact number.

Jueying's face darkened. He realized the immense danger lurking behind this problem, so he deliberately reduced the number of people.

"Well, Your Majesty, I don't actually have that many wives."

"How much exactly?" I asked in a deep voice.

Jueying glanced at me and replied cautiously.

"About sixty-odd."

boom!

A deafening roar echoed throughout the entire Imperial Pavilion.

I silently raised my hand that had been slapping the King of Crosses, glanced at the Black Dragon King whom I had slapped into the floor tile, and let out a cold laugh.

"Sorry, Xiao Jueying, I forgot to control my strength."

No wonder!

I really wanted to just slap Jueying to death. That old bastard has so many wives!

More than sixty, which means he can enjoy three every night for more than twenty days without repeating any!

Holy crap... Just thinking about how that old bastard partyes every night makes me want to kill him!

While I'm at it, I'll also kill off my past self.

You call me an idiot? Why did I have to choose to practice this instead of this...?

Childhood training!

Now I can only look at the beautiful girls, but I can't even eat them.

Ah...it's so painful, so incredibly painful.

That's fine, I originally thought that Valentine's Day had nothing to do with me.

But I never imagined that this day every year would be an auspicious day.

It is auspicious for marriage and for pledging love.

These six words were written directly on the forehead of the Heavenly Dao.

Several times I almost couldn't resist tearing the Heavenly Dao apart; that old bastard actually messed with me...

Ah, this is so painful.

"I'm going out for a bit..."

As soon as I finished speaking, I ignored the Black Dragon King that I had slammed into the floor tiles and walked straight out of the Emperor's Pavilion.

After that, Jueying crawled out of the floor tiles with a full sense of grievance, and took off the golden cross that had been pressing on his head.

Looking at the King of Cross with a handprint on his face, he couldn't help but smile wryly, "This kid goes crazy every year around this time. I'm really impressed by him."

"There's nothing we can do about it. You have over sixty wives, so of course you can't understand his feelings."

King Jin, one of the twenty-one ultimate beings, said helplessly, "And this kid doesn't know how much strength he's holding back. That slap almost broke me apart."

"That's right!" the Black Dragon King thought to himself.

"But hehehe, this kid is really pitiful. It's been over nine hundred years, and he's still a virgin." King Jin of the Cross chuckled lewdly. "Hahahaha, virginity training, hahahahaha~"

He only dared to laugh like that because Gu Tianren wasn't here.

Otherwise, hmph...

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Walking on the main street outside the Imperial Palace, I changed my clothes and concealed my aura. Theoretically, no one should be able to tell my identity.

Unless they are my old friends—but that's impossible.

Because they were all busy spending the day with their husbands and wives, only I...

He's a single dog!

Ah, this damned lover's tribulation! I'd rather endure a hundred heavenly tribulations than endure this lover's tribulation!

"Let's go check on Zi Liang first."

Thinking of a single friend like me filled me with comfort.

"Mmm~ No, please don't~"

However, around a certain corner, I heard a girl's unique soft moaning.

Hehe, hehehehe...

Damn couple!

Why did you have to appear in front of me? Why did you have to be all lovey-dovey in that little corner?

Humph……

I don't envy these creatures who only think with their lower bodies and whose minds are full of love at all.

I am not envious at all...

Not envious at all!!

Creak—the sound of a wooden door being pushed open.

I slowly walked into the empty restaurant, which was to be expected, because before I stepped inside, I saw the words "Closed Today" written next to the restaurant.

I don't know why...

But I soon found out.

because……

"Liang'er, don't be in such a hurry..."

"No, I'm already..."

At this very moment, a purple-haired boy is entwined with a graceful, well-proportioned, and alluring woman.

Perhaps sensing my presence, the two of them turned around at the same time.

Awkward stares fell on me; because I was disguised, they didn't recognize me.

"Sorry, I went to the wrong place."

Leaving behind these sorrowful words, I slowly walked out of the restaurant.

But as soon as I stepped outside, I saw at least three couples walking down the street, chatting and laughing.

Hehe, hehe...

Even the little white dog in the corner of the street has found its breeding partner.

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