I'll give my daughter one more second.

"Very close?" Shi Yu's gaze changed immediately.

“That’s right, Wu Shen’s house is right next to mine. Didn’t you know?” Yukino’s eyes first showed confusion, then seemed to have figured something out, and became slightly subtle.

Wu Shen wanted to intervene, but it was too late. What goes around comes around.

Oh no! My secret that Yukino and I are neighbors has been exposed...

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Chapter 158 The Stock Market Faces a Crash

“I’ve never heard of that before. But I see. No wonder Wu Shen wouldn’t let me go to his house…” Shi Yu narrowed her eyes and spoke in a softer voice.

"Wait, you've definitely misunderstood," Wu Shen interrupted their conversation. If he didn't intervene soon, things would likely get much worse.

"Ah, isn't this Wu Shenjun? You're back from the bathroom?" Shi Yu pretended to have just seen Wu Shenjun return, giving him a faint smile, but her tone of voice was clearly a little off.

“Hmm, speaking of which, it seems Shiyu doesn’t know about this yet? A while ago, when Yukino moved to my neighborhood, it gave me quite a shock.” Wu Shen calmly sat down.

At this point, trying to explain yourself will only make you seem like you're deliberately hiding something. It's better to be open and honest than to be passive like that.

"Hmph, of course I don't know, because you never told me." Shi Yu rested her chin on her hand, turned to the side, and looked at Wu Shen with eyes full of resentment.

"You didn't ask me either, did you? Besides, if this were told to others, it would have a bad impact. That's why I've kept it a secret." Wu Shen tried his best to make his tone sound calm and composed.

"Wu Shenjun, you're quite the smooth talker when it comes to making excuses." Shiyu said, glancing in Yukino's direction. "But Yukino, you really love him deeply. You even moved next to Wu Shenjun's house for him. No wonder you're a rich heiress."

"Can you please stop using your poor brain to fantasize? Is it possible that all the nutrients meant for your brain are being taken away by your big breasts?" Yukino crossed her arms and sighed helplessly.

“My family arranged the entire move for me. In fact, before the move, I had no idea that I would be living next to the apes. I thought I had gone to the wrong address and ended up in the zoo.”

"Is there only one ape in the zoo?" Wu Shen complained.

"Of course not. There are also two poor children who were abducted by apes. It seems necessary to call the police to help them find their lost parents."

Actually, there's no need to look. Apart from Mashiro, their parents are all in the Service Club. Wu Shen thought to himself.

"Anyway, before you truly understand this area, I can't possibly transfer the commentator duties from Wu Shenjun to you. Besides, Wu Shenjun owes me several hundred million yen and needs to pay it off by commenting on light novels."

Shi Yu tapped the table lightly, appearing quite content.

Seriously? Shiyu actually took that joke about hundreds of millions of dollars seriously?

"What? Several hundred million? Wu Shen, what have you done?" Xue Nai looked at Wu Shen with icy eyes. After today's conversation, she discovered that Wu Shen, who usually seemed very honest, was hiding many secrets.

"Hiring me to pretend to be your husband is very expensive," Shi Yu interjected with a smile.

Grandma, please stop! All the things I'd worked so hard to hide have been spilled out all at once. Is this some kind of mutual revelation session? Wu Shen realized the situation was slowly slipping out of his control and was rapidly spiraling out of control.

"Pretending to be a married couple? Can you explain the details to me?"

Yukino sat down again, and Wu Shen suddenly realized that the two of them had stopped arguing, and the blame was now being directed at him once again.

Am I really that good at attracting hatred? Wu Shen felt a wave of embarrassment.

“It’s not what you think. Remember that family restaurant we went to before? I asked Shiyu to come with me because I wanted to try my luck at the lottery again. You know what the conditions were for that lottery.”

“I live right next to your house, can’t you just come find me?” Yukino asked coldly.

"I mainly feel that with your serious and earnest personality, Yukino, it's unlikely you'd agree."

"To be honest, it was Wu Shen who invited me on a date that day. I was shocked when he made that request."

"Shiyu, don't bring up things you don't want to talk about!" Wu Shen suddenly felt a headache coming on. It was as if Shiyu was deliberately teasing him, and what she said was all true, so Wu Shen had no way to refute or stop her.

Is this the consequence of attempting to simultaneously develop a strategy? Wu Shen suddenly felt a deep sense of worry about his future personal safety.

Why did he ever have a brain fart and put Utaha and Yukino together? If he could turn back time, he would definitely slap himself across the face. Doing that was pure suicide.

As it turns out, if you don't have the skills, don't take on the challenge. Otherwise, you'll end up like Wu Shen now. Putting two potential partners together was undoubtedly a suicidal move. Wu Shen was too naive and made a mistake out of his youth.

"A date? I never expected Kasumigaoka-san to be interested in dating an ape..."

“Likewise, you also went to that restaurant with the apes before, didn’t you?” Shiyus retorted sharply, showing no sign of backing down.

Has his ape-like identity truly been confirmed?

The two sharp-tongued women were locked in a fierce battle of wits, giving Wu Shen quite an eye-opener today. However, he also knew that if this continued unchecked, they might not be satisfied until they had revealed all their secrets.

"Everyone, calm down. Don't always start arguing over every little thing just because of conflicting attributes."

Knowing there are tigers in the mountains, he still ventures into the tiger's den. How can one catch tiger cubs without entering the tiger's lair? Now, for the sake of a harmonious and prosperous future, Wu Shen has no choice but to recklessly and awkwardly insert himself into the conversation between the two tigers.

"Wu Shenjun, how could I possibly conflict with the airport attribute? It's best to avoid making such jokes in the future." As Shi Yu spoke, she straightened her back, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

"So, big-breasted, brainless girls only use that as the sole measure of their worth?" Yukino's face flushed slightly, but she still delivered a sharp retort.

"We were just discussing the issues at the beginning, so why does it always end up like this?" Wu Shen looked at Shi Yu and Yukino Hime, who were locked in a fierce and intense gaze, with a bewildered expression.

However, Wu Shen is not as panicked as he was last time, because he still has a trump card to end this argument.

Just as he had predicted, just as Yukino and Utaha's argument was about to reach a fever pitch, Mai's lively and cheerful voice suddenly rang out from outside the door: "Brother, I'm here!"

Then came the sound of the door lock turning. Before Wu Shen could get up and dodge, a "Loli Missile" hit him squarely in the back, knocking him to the ground.

"Dance costume, can't you change your pose to save the day?" Wu Shen, who was having intimate contact with Mother Earth, saw circles of golden stars before his eyes.

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Chapter 159 Daughter Fund Saves the Market

Ouch, ouch, ouch... Wu Yi, are you trying to murder your own father? Lying on the ground with Wu Yi riding on his back, Wu Shen took a few seconds to catch his breath before the scene before his eyes became clear again.

You can feel the softness of Mai's body, but even a little girl wouldn't feel comfortable with such a big person pressing on her back.

"Ah! Wuyi, what are you doing to your big brother! Get up quickly." Yuyin walked in and saw this scene, and quickly pulled Wuyi, who was still hugging Wushen's back, up.

Yuyin is so well-behaved. I wish I had a daughter like her. Wuyi is quite nice too, but she's too lively and active. This personality is nothing like her quiet and cunning mother, but rather a bit like his own childhood self when he was a wild child. Wu Shen couldn't help but sigh.

Shaking his head, Wu Shen was about to get up when he raised his head slightly. This slight movement gave him a perfect view of what was under Yukino and Shiwa's skirts.

Although it was just a tiny gap under her closed legs, Wu Shen still managed to catch a glimpse of pure white.

Click, brain data saved... Done!

After saving, Wu Shen quickly and stealthily turned around and stood up. He thought that all his actions were as smooth as flowing water, without leaving any loopholes and without being discovered by anyone.

But when he stood up and saw that Shiwa and Yukino had temporarily formed an alliance and were both looking at Wu Shen with murderous intent, Wu Shen knew that his actions had been completely exposed.

What's this called? This is called "Poetry Brings Friendship, Relying on Wu Shen." What kind of spirit is this? It's a fearless spirit of sacrificing oneself for unity! What kind of person is this? A noble person, a person of integrity, a person who has transcended vulgar interests!

Despite the high-class tone, it was actually just that Wu Shen accidentally peeked at the panties, and the person in question discovered it.

Faced with the murderous gazes, blushing cheeks, and the words that were about to slip out of his mouth from his two "future wives," Wu Shen quickly pulled Wu Yi and Yu Yin into his arms, one in each hand, and then looked at them with righteous indignation.

"Ahem, there are children here, so please be careful."

Wu Shen felt a little guilty. But as a healthy man, he ultimately succumbed to the law of universal gravitation of panties.

"You even know there are children?" Yukino glared at him resentfully, her tone icy.

"Hmph, Wu Shenjun. I'll let you off the hook for now, but remember to settle the score later!" Shi Yu crossed her legs to block the gap, then said with a smile. Clearly, she didn't intend to let Wu Shen off easily.

"Phew..." Thanks to the dance costume, they had temporarily escaped a disaster. Wu Shen breathed a sigh of relief and released Yu Yin and the dance costume.

However, at this moment, Wu Shen suddenly noticed something unusual, because he noticed that Wu Yi was not wearing one of the two outfits she usually wore when going out, but a maid outfit that he had never seen before.

"What the heck is this outfit?" Wu Shen asked in confusion after trying to pull on the hem of the dance costume to make sure it was correct.

He doesn't remember having any clothes like that at home. Where did he get the dance costume?

"I heard from others that wearing this outfit can help my brother recover from his tired body and weary mind!" Mai straightened her crooked maid headdress, then slowly twirled around in place, holding her skirt.

"Wu Shenjun is such a pervert. I never thought he would make his sister wear such clothes to satisfy his lolicon desires." Shi Yu looked at Wu Shen with a smile, a murderous aura surging in the shadows.

At the same time, Yukino also took out her phone.

"Wait, Yukino, what are you doing?"

"Call the police. I feel like my safety and Amane's safety are threatened living next door to you. What if you make Amane wear this kind of clothing one day?" Yukino said, sounding annoyed. However, although she took out her phone, it was just a joke; she didn't actually dial a number.

"I'm innocent! I have no idea where this dance outfit came from!" Wu Shen protested.

“Keep making things up. Please begin your performance, Wu Shenjun.” Shi Yu tapped the table lightly.

"You don't even have the courage to admit your crimes? I'm so disappointed in you." Yukino shook her head.

Was he really in a situation where he couldn't clear his name even if he jumped into the Yellow River? No, he had to get to the bottom of this. Filled with determination, Wu Shen sat back down and asked Wu Yi, "Wu Yi, where did you get this outfit?"

"Yukino gave it to me. She said that as long as I have this dress, my brother will give me lots of pocket money!"

"Oh? You actually paid... Wu Shenjun, you're becoming more and more like a criminal." Shi Yu caught the key point in his words, and her gaze sharpened.

"Hello, is this the police? There's a perverted ape here who's forcing his sister to wear a maid outfit and serve him, and he's trying to cover up his crimes with pocket money."

"You guys have missed the point, haven't you? Mai already said that these were Tsukine's instructions, right?" Wu Shen said helplessly.

I always thought Tsukine was the most obedient and sensible little girl, but now she seems to be just like her older sister, Hinano. God, why can't I have a normal daughter?!

As Wu Shen was thinking this, Yu Yin spoke up: "This wasn't given to us by our older brother. Another little girl tricked us with these clothes. Don't wrong our older brother!"

I'm so touched! Someone actually spoke up for me. Wu Shen was so excited that he hugged Yu Yin tightly.

"Xiaoyuyin, you are truly my savior!"