Wu Shen was a little worried and wondered if he should hand Yueyin over to her separately later to remind her.

“Father…Father…” Yu Yin said, her head down, looking a little hesitant.

If Night Song is the purest loli, then Rain Sound is undoubtedly the most principled loli. Unlike other carefree lolis, Rain Sound is noticeably a little bit shy.

"Yuyin, you don't have to force yourself to play this kind of pretend game," Wu Shen comforted her, stroking her soft hair.

Compared to Yueyin's overly polite and sensible nature, Yuyin's well-behavedness was more reassuring. Especially after having that suspicion, Wu Shen suddenly felt that like mother, like daughter.

These guys call each other "Dad" and "Father" with increasing ease. Wu Shen is becoming more and more suspicious of Yueyin and Yuyin's identities.

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Chapter 145 Listen to Dad

"Alright, that's enough of our pretend play."

"Having four extra daughters all of a sudden? Please spare me," Wu Shen said with a wry smile, rubbing his forehead.

"I have a feeling that my brother might be a siscon, right? Does he prefer calling me 'brother' to 'dad'?" Mai stuck out her little tongue.

"In that case, wouldn't Yege and Wuyi be in great danger? Big brother, calm down." Yuyin believed it for a moment and seemed a little flustered.

There's nothing wrong with liking your cousin, but if it causes your mother to not marry your father, you might disappear! Once you think of this possibility, Yuyin can no longer remain calm.

"Yuyin, I think you're the one who needs to calm down." Wu Shen said, slapping Yuyin's forehead with his fingers together in a chop motion.

"Oh dear..." Yu Yin touched her forehead.

"Have you calmed down yet? Don't overthink things. No matter what, it's impossible for him to like his sister, right? Besides, the law wouldn't allow it." Wu Shen sighed softly.

Besides, Wu Yi and Ye Ge aren't just cousins, they're his real daughters. Wu Shen only thought this to himself for a moment.

"Oh right, I almost forgot about the legal constraints! What are the legal limits for marriage between relatives in Japan and China, respectively..." Yu Yin began to think.

"You've actually started thinking about it? Yuyin is surprisingly terrifying." Yueyin smiled, her eyes narrowed. "I wonder if big brother knows a certain saying?"

"What did you say?" While Yu Yin was still muttering to herself, Wu Shen shifted his attention to Yue Yin, who was asking the question.

"If you don't get caught, it's not considered a crime, right?" Yueyin shook her finger and said, word by word, "For example, although the law stipulates monogamy, even if you have a harem, as long as you don't get caught, it's not a big deal."

“How could it be nothing serious? Your example is very problematic… By the way, does Yang Nai still feed you this kind of nonsense?” Wu Shen sighed, rubbing his forehead.

Even if they weren't discovered, didn't they consider the possibility of conflict, love triangles, chaotic situations, and even a potential clash? Tsukine is still an immature little girl; she's ultimately too naive and simple-minded.

He always felt he needed to have a serious talk with Yang Nai about life.

Although chatting with Yang Nai is very dangerous, Wu Shen felt it was necessary to take the risk for the sake of Yueyin Loli's pure future!

"Would calling him 'brother' make Dad more excited than 'Dad'?" Yueyin asked, like a curious child.

"No, no, no, it's impossible for me to be excited!" Wu Shen quickly shook his head in denial.

I'm not a lolicon. It just so happens that the object of my affection is a loli. Isn't it normal for a father to love his daughter? This is fatherly love, understand? Not the kind of fatherly love that's as vast as a mountain! Wu Shen thought righteously.

Anyone who has impure thoughts should be taken out and made to stand facing the wall for a minute to reflect on their actions.

Influenced by anime, Wu Shen honestly really wanted a cute little sister. However, every time he brought it up, his parents would make up all sorts of excuses to brush it off. His mother even said that if another child were to be born, who knows what kind of indescribable creature would be born?

Of course, this level of infatuation doesn't even qualify as being a sister-complex.

Wu Shen felt that if this topic continued, it would definitely go on forever and get further and further off track. In order to get back on track, Wu Shen began to think about what to do to change the subject.

At this moment, Wu Shen suddenly recalled the time when Sakura-sou called Mai and she let something slip.

"Speaking of which, when I called you before, what was the masterpiece you mentioned?" Wu Shen asked curiously.

"A masterpiece? What masterpiece? Mai doesn't know anything about it?" Mai pouted, put her hands behind her back, and looked completely innocent.

"Stare..." Wu Shen used his gaze skill, and Wu Yi quickly turned her head to the side, looking a little guilty.

Finally, feeling uneasy under her gaze, Mai straightened her back and said, "What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful young girl before? You siscon brother!"

Does anyone call their dad a "sister-obsessed brother"? And how old are you to call yourself a "beautiful girl"? "A petite and delicate little loli" is a more accurate description.

Wu Shen originally intended to give Wu Yi a gentle lesson (a spanking), but since Yueyin and Yuyin were still present, it was inconvenient for Wu Shen to do so, so he had to give up.

Judging from the fact that Wu Yi was completely unfazed and refused to yield, Wu Shen had no choice but to turn his attention to the other lolis, trying to get some information out of them.

"I only arrived at night. I don't know what Wuyi and the others did." Yuyin shook her head innocently.

"Really?" Wu Shen narrowed his eyes, clearly not believing Yu Yin's words. He had clearly heard something like "Stupid Wu Yi, you let it slip" on the phone earlier.

"Of course, if you don't believe me, big brother, Yueyin can vouch for me. She even got there before me!" Yuyin decisively shifted the blame.

"What does Yueyin say?" Wu Shen became even more wary of Yueyin. Whether she was Yang Nai's sister or daughter, it was best not to let his guard down.

"Tsukine doesn't know anything either. Maybe the cell phone was too noisy before, and big brother remembered it wrong?" Tsukine said innocently. "Right?"

“Yes, yes.” Yuyin and Wuyi quickly echoed.

These little girls, after conspiring together, were surprisingly stubborn. After interrogating them one by one, Wu Shen could only place his last hope on Ye Ge.

"Does Night Song know what a so-called masterpiece is?"

"I don't know. Wuyi and the others told me not to say." Yege shook her head.

"Huh!?" Wu Shen had already given up hope, but those words immediately perked him up.

"If they won't let me say it, then it's true!" Wu Shen snapped his fingers.

"Ahhh! Yoko, how could you let it slip!" Mai ran over to cover Yoko's mouth, but it was too late. Her own outburst only exposed the truth.

Wu Shen gently lifted the dance costume with both hands, and no matter how much she struggled, her white-stockinged legs couldn't break free. Then he turned around and continued to ask Ye Ge, "Ye Ge, who do you think should listen to more, your sister or your father?"

Wu Shen begins his masterful manipulation of young girls.

Since Night Song is currently set up as a little girl who is hopelessly addicted to playing house, there's no need to worry about the "dad" title revealing anything.

"Listen to Daddy," Ye Ge said obediently.

"That's more like it." Wu Shen smiled slightly. Success!

"Waaah! Stupid Yege! Stupid Yege! All my hard work has been for nothing!" Wuyi shook her limbs desperately.

"Um... just so you know, if Mai hadn't given herself away on the phone, Big Brother wouldn't have noticed so quickly," Yu Yin reminded him.

"Damn it..." Upon hearing this, Mai realized the mistake she had made and her body went completely limp.

"So what exactly is this masterpiece you're talking about?" Wu Shen asked helplessly.

Seeing that her situation had been completely exposed, Wu Yi had no choice but to give up struggling. Under Ye Ge's instructions, Wu Shen found a stack of drawings in a very hidden place in the house.

"It's amazing how well you hid it. If someone hadn't let it slip, I really wouldn't have noticed." Holding the sketch in his hand, Wu Shen couldn't help but sigh.

The little girls these days are terrifying.

"What the hell is this?! What are you guys drawing?" Wu Shen flipped through the draft.

Although the initial drafts were blurry and rough, with even the text in the dialogue boxes unfilled and the plot unclear, Wu Shen felt increasingly uneasy as he looked at them. When he flipped to the later pages and saw those kinds of scenes, Wu Shen was stunned.

As a seasoned veteran, Wu Shen knew exactly what these images meant; he understood them perfectly well.

"This is a doujinshi? You four little girls gathered together just to draw a doujinshi?" Wu Shen pointed at the artwork, looking both amused and exasperated.

"I want to be a cartoonist! Just like Mom!" Yege raised her hand without backing down.

"So you don't necessarily have to make comics to become a manga artist, right?"

Besides, I don't think your mom became a manga artist by drawing doujinshi. After all, it was even adapted into an anime. Thinking about Mashiro's purity, Wu Shen made his judgment.

"But isn't a doujinshi just a comic book?"

“Doujinshi is indeed a type of comic…” Wu Shen scratched his head, then suddenly realized something, “Wait, Ye Ge, you don’t mean that comics are simply doujinshi, do you?”

"Isn't that right?" Ye Ge blinked and looked at Wu Shen innocently.

"Alright, confess and you'll be treated leniently, resist and you'll be punished severely. Which of you misled Ye Ge? Did you give her the wrong information?"

Wu Shen's "sharp" gaze swept over the remaining three little girls present. Then, in an instant, everyone's attention was focused on Mai. Mai clearly noticed everyone's gaze as well.

"You, you traitors!" Wu Yi puffed out her cheeks.

"Little Wuyi seems to be quite capable lately. Why don't you just fly to the sky? Looks like you need a little punishment." Wu Shen approached Wuyi with a smile, then quickly placed his hands under her armpits.

Little girl, lift her up high!

Wu Shen couldn't bear to physically punish the dancer, so he resorted to this method instead. The constant up-and-down swaying created a scene reminiscent of riding a roller coaster.

"Do you know you're wrong? Will you dare to do this again?" Wu Shen asked sternly.

"I was wrong! I know I was wrong! I'll never do it again! Waaah!" Wu Yi seemed to have a slight fear of heights. As Wu Shen kept lifting and lowering her up, Wu Yi didn't dare to move at all.

"Simba!" Wu Shen finally made a classic move from The Lion King, lifting his dance costume high into the air.

"Hmm... I feel like big brother is having a lot of fun. I suddenly feel a little sorry for Mai." Yu Yin complained helplessly.

"My brother has always been so funny..." Yueyin smiled and watched the scene with her small eyes narrowed, as if recalling something heartwarming.

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Chapter 146 Officer, it's him!

"Don't do these things behind my back next time, okay?"

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