"Ahem, I'm just telling the truth."
"Ha, men."
"So, Eriri, what exactly are you trying to do?" Wu Shen looked at Eriri with confusion.
He felt that Eriri's reactions had been very strange ever since she woke up from her future memories.
"It's nothing, just conducting a survey. I'm definitely not leaving after all."
"Hmm? Didn't Eriri-neechan say before that she would never change her mind?" Mirin floated to Eriri's side and asked with a mischievous smile.
"Wu Shen's mother's cooking smells delicious. Can't we finish eating before we leave?" Eriri blushed, finding a plausible excuse for herself.
"Come on, come on, let's get ready to eat~~" Aunt Wu excitedly picked up Yunying and Weiling and happily walked towards the living room.
Wu Shen and Ying Lili stood side by side in a row, following closely behind.
"Sorry, Eriri, the future me is a blockhead." Halfway there, Wu Shen suddenly whispered to Eriri.
Unintentional neglect can sometimes be more hurtful than a firm rejection.
"???" Eriri suddenly raised her head, her surprised expression as if the words "How did you know?" were written all over her face.
“While you were unconscious, I also asked Yunying to show me all my future memories. So, Eriri, what you know, I know now too. It’s a disaster that my classmates found out about my erotic comics,” Wu Shen laughed.
"Can we not bring this up? If we're really talking about it, aren't you also a pervert who asks the art department for erotic comics?" Eriri protested, blushing.
"Eri, you're really going too far. I only got labeled a pervert because of you." Wu Shen pretended to be heartbroken.
"Tch, I really can't trust Mashiro to a pervert like you!"
The sound of their footsteps echoed in the empty corridor. Eriri gritted her teeth, revealing her cute little tiger teeth.
Eriri's love story isn't over yet; it's only just beginning...
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Chapter 1035 Even a Loser Can Have a Daughter!
In front of the large table in the living room, everyone sat in a circle, and the celebration prepared by Aunt Wu was proceeding smoothly.
Because there were so many people, the little girls all sat on their mothers' laps, their little hands gripping the edge of the table, their heads sticking out conspicuously in front of the dining table.
"With so many people gathered together, it feels like Chinese New Year! It's true that being lively and harmonious is the best!" Aunt Wu said with emotion.
"Haha..." Wu Shen's lips twitched slightly.
Mom, I guarantee that if you leave here, the peaceful scene will instantly turn into a terrifying battlefield.
"Speaking of which, what exactly did Eriri and Wu Shen talk about when you went out just now?" Shiha, who had the most keen observation, stared straight at Eriri.
Wu Shen was already a seasoned veteran in dealing with this kind of interrogation, so Shi Yu chose to start with Eriri.
"W-what? I didn't say anything... I just went to the restroom." Eriri turned her head away guiltily.
Wu Shen couldn't help but cover his face and rub his forehead in disbelief at Ying Lili's reaction.
That expression is way too obvious! Even a StarCraft player could tell something was fishy!
"Just going to the restroom?" Shi Yu shook her head with a smile, then turned to Wu Shen, "Wu Shen-kun, you're still as capable as ever..."
Shi Yu emphasized the pronunciation of 'gan', in her view the situation was self-evident.
"Wu Shen, wouldn't you like a bite of this? It's delicious." Zi, who was sitting to his left, moved closer and brought the spoon to Wu Shen's lips, making no attempt to hide her ambiguous behavior.
"No, no thanks. I'll eat by myself." Wu Shen decisively refused Zi's offer and stiffly turned his head to the other side.
"Why are you refusing me? Don't you like this dish? But I clearly remember you really liking it."
"No...it's just because I feel that if I accept it, a bloody storm will inevitably await me," Wu Shen said with a wry smile.
He could feel everyone's gazes gathering around him. If looks could have physical effects, he would have been riddled with holes by those gazes long ago.
If he were to actually engage in feeding and playing with Zi, he could foresee the fierce battle that would ensue.
There's no other way; for the sake of world peace, we'll have to make do with purple for now.
"It's a pity the little girl is here too. If I use the gap, she'll be detected. Otherwise, I'd like to continue playing games with Wu Shen." Zi sighed regretfully.
The game Zi was talking about actually refers to the activity the two of them engaged in to create a daughter during the hour or so after Wu Shen was abducted.
Wu Shen covered his face and sighed, extremely grateful that his mother was here to keep things in order. Otherwise, who knows what other exciting tricks Zi would have played on him?
"Playing games in front of so many people without realizing it must be very exciting. Sitting next to Wu Shen and being able to do anything is torture."
"Who are you calling 'little girl'? You should call her 'Mom,' you know?" Aunt Wu looked at Zi smugly.
Hmph, you've been teasing me since I was little, always calling me "little girl" whenever we meet. You always manage to slip away through the cracks. I can't do anything about you, but I can have my son take you down! Take you down! You! Ah!
"Wu Shen, did you hear who was talking just now?" Zi pretended not to hear Wu Ma's words.
"What's wrong, my 'good daughter-in-law'? Are you avoiding something? Do you want to have a good talk with me?" Aunt Wu revealed a mischievous smile, emphasizing the pronunciation of the words "good daughter-in-law".
Seeing that Zi and her mother were on the verge of a fight, as if a battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was about to break out at any moment, Wu Shen quickly signaled to Yun Ying with his eyes to act cute and save the day.
However, Yunying was completely oblivious to the battle between her mother and grandmother. Her little mouth never stopped, and she was quickly devouring the food around her.
"I never realized Yunying was such a foodie," Wu Shen exclaimed.
"Waaah..." Hearing her father's comments, Yunying blushed, touched her mouth, and put down her bowl and chopsticks.
"I... I'm not a foodie. It's just that Grandma's cooking is almost as good as my sisters' cooking. Eating Grandma and Dad's dishes can help me suppress my craving for my sisters for a while," Yunying explained, her face flushed.
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Upon hearing this, the other little girls' curiosity was piqued.
"The taste of possibility? Speaking of which, Yunying can devour possibilities. What does it taste like to us?" the daughters asked curiously.
"I'll go first! I'll go first! What flavor am I? I must taste like the eldest sister, right?" Mai was the first to volunteer.
"As for the dance costume... yes, yes..." Yun Ying looked like she was recalling something. After thinking for a while, she seemed to remember something, her face turned pink, and she stammered as she spoke.
"What exactly happened?"
Yunying didn't want to answer at first, but seeing the sparkling, expectant look in Wuyi's eyes, she finally whispered, "It's...it has a...it tastes sexy..."
"A slightly astringent taste."
"No, no, it's the taste of color."
"What the heck is that 'colorful' smell?!" Mai couldn't help but complain.
"I... I can't describe it either. Anyway, after eating the dance costume, I became someone who should know things but shouldn't!" Yun Ying said, blushing.
"That's understandable. Mai is a pervert herself, a walking, talking dirty joke machine." Yu Yin said thoughtfully, stroking her chin.
"I am the eldest sister, the Queen of the Dance Kingdom, not some vile woman!" Dance and Rain started arguing.
"That's amazing. The taste of sex... Could it be that my granddaughter possesses a sense of taste that transcends ordinary senses? I should study this carefully in the future; perhaps she can create some new taste. For example, the taste of a dance costume or something."
"The smell of a dance costume?" The dance costume showed great curiosity about what Aunt Wu said.
"Yes. I'll figure it out slowly. Mai loves beer-braised chicken wings, right? I'll try to make Mai-flavored chicken wings for everyone to try next time."
The taste of a loli... why does that sound a little awful? Wu Shen couldn't help but think to himself.
"I want a Baumkuchen with my own flavor," Ye Ge volunteered, raising her little hand. "Yun Ying, what flavor am I?"
"It tastes like a tender, soft, and sweet Baumkuchen," Yunying replied after thinking for a moment.
"Chie, I want to eat Yoka-flavored Baumkuchen," Yoka said to Chie.
Night Song flavored Baumkuchen, isn't that just Baumkuchen flavored? If that's the case, why not just eat regular Baumkuchen? Wu Shen complained.
"What do you all taste like? That's something I'm really curious about. What do I taste like?" Tsukine asked with a smile.
"...an indescribable taste?"
"An indescribable flavor, what a subtle way to express it, making it seem as if Tsukine is a Cthulhu god," Wu Shen thought to himself.
"Don't misunderstand me. What I mean is that Tsukine's flavor is complex, giving people a mysterious feeling. If I had to describe it, it's like a high-purity raisin dark chocolate. When you eat it directly, it has a distinct bitterness, but if you savor it carefully, you can taste the aroma of cocoa, and the raisins hidden inside are sweet and chewy," Yun Ying quickly explained.
"Tsukine-neechan's personality is indeed quite complicated. Nobody can figure out what she's thinking. Being cunning and dark chocolate are a perfect match. And what about me?" Amane seemed very calm, but she was actually quite curious about her own taste evaluation.
“Me too!” Mi-ryu and Chie joined in as well.
"If it's Amane, it's vanilla soft serve ice cream. If it's Misuzu, it's sweet and sour strawberry gummies. If it's Chie... the taste of an angel?"
"The taste of angels! Yunying, have you ever eaten an angel? Otherwise, how could you know what an angel tastes like? Angels are not easy to catch. I've only tasted one once." Aunt Wu opened her mouth wide, looking extremely surprised.
Did Mom just say something really shocking?
Yun Ying immediately shook her head: "It's just a metaphor. If we were to use food, the soft, white cotton candy would taste like Chie's – sweet but not cloying, with a refreshing and healing quality."
Unexpectedly, Yun Ying's ability, while absorbing possibilities, also allowed her to taste the flavors of her daughters. What was supposed to be a celebration is practically turning into a loli appreciation event.
As Wu Shen was thinking, he suddenly felt someone tug at his collar. He looked down to his left and saw that Yun Ying was no longer as relaxed as before; her expression had become serious and somewhat frightening.
"What's wrong, Yunying?" Wu Shen had a strange sense of foreboding.
"Dad, I feel hungry again." Yunying clutched her tummy, her face showing a slightly pained and struggling expression.
"Are you hungry? Didn't you just eat this much? Or did you get an upset stomach?"
Wu Shen helped Yun Ying, who was leaning against him, and gently stroked her abdomen, thinking that she had eaten too fast and made her stomach too full.
"No. It's my ability that's starting to stir again, with the possibility of wanting to devour Mai and the others. I can still hold back for now, but I'm afraid I won't be able to for much longer."
Yun Ying hugged Wu Shen's waist, her expression appearing very weak.
At this moment, everyone noticed Yun Ying's unusual behavior and heard the voice she had just spoken.
"Could it be because I asked Yunying a question about taste that I aroused her cravings?" Mai looked at Yunying with concern, her head down and her voice clearly filled with self-reproach.
"Maiyi, don't overthink it. Yunying said before that she doesn't have much time left to endure. Besides, even if it really is related to our inquiries, didn't we all ask everyone? If anyone has to take the blame, it's everyone." Yuyin comforted Maiyi from the side.
"Wu Shen, the situation is urgent. It seems we have no other choice but to try our luck with the emergency plan we came up with earlier. Leave the matter of pregnancy and infertility to me; I guarantee it will be a one-shot success."
Zi stood up with Yun Ying in her arms, urging Wu Shen beside her somewhat nervously.
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