In fact, Wu Shen had been holding back for a while, thinking that he would be able to go home soon, so he thought that it wouldn't hurt to stay inside for a while. But who would have thought that things would turn out unexpectedly, Shi Yu's parents suddenly returned, and Wu Shen was essentially trapped in the house and couldn't go out. Several hours passed, and Wu Shen felt that he was about to reach his limit.
Damn it! How could I possibly tell Shi Yu something like this?! Wu Shen roared inwardly.
I went to a female classmate's house, but her parents suddenly came home and I'm stuck inside. Now I suddenly need to pee, what should I do? I need help urgently!!
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Chapter 85 Stealth, Wu Shenjun!
"What's wrong? You look like you want to say something but can't." Shi Yu clearly noticed Wu Shen's unusual expression. She looked him up and down, but couldn't figure out what was wrong, so she walked over and patted him on the shoulder.
"No, don't take pictures!" Wu Shen shuddered. Seeing that Shi Yu had already taken one picture and was about to take another, he quickly spoke up to stop her. He almost lost control of his voice.
"What's wrong? Why are you so startled?" Shi Yu said with a malicious smile, walking up and trying to shake Wu Shen's shoulder.
Wu Shen first felt a sense of "suffocation" and quickly bent down to endure it. Suddenly, he stretched out his two hands and firmly grasped Shi Yu's hands.
"Shiyu, stop shaking me. If something really happens, none of us can afford the consequences."
"So what happened to you? Your stomach hurts?" Shi Yu didn't struggle because Wu Shen wasn't using much force, so she just let him hold her.
"Excuse me, is it possible to pass through the living room on the way to your bathroom?" Sensing that something bad was about to happen if things continued like this, Wu Shen reluctantly turned his head and stammered as he asked.
"The bathroom? What are you going to the bathroom for..." Shi Yu suddenly realized something and looked at Wu Shen's lower body, "Are you on your period?"
"What do you mean by 'that time of the month'... Although the term is easy to misunderstand, that's roughly what it means." Wu Shen was now at a loss for words, both laughing and crying.
"I never thought something like this would actually happen in real life." Shi Yu shook her head, her face slightly flushed. "Usually in anime, when someone gets trapped, isn't it always the girl who encounters this kind of situation?"
"I'm wondering the same thing," Wu Shen said through gritted teeth. He wondered how he had managed to offend the God of Romantic Comedy.
"But you look really interesting right now. Do you want me to take some pictures of you to remember this moment?"
"Shiyu, that's not the issue right now. I feel like I'm almost at my limit. If something unexpected happens then, it won't be a good thing."
Upon hearing this and realizing the seriousness of the situation, Shiyu's expression finally turned serious.
“This is definitely a big problem.” Shiyu looked around and finally turned her attention to the leftover beverage bottles on the table from tonight.
"Want to try this?" Shi Yu picked up the bottle and waved it in front of Wu Shen.
“Too…” Wu Shen’s voice was as faint as a mosquito’s buzz.
"What did you say?" Shi Yu clearly didn't hear clearly.
"Sigh... I said this opening is too small." Wu Shen covered his face and rubbed his forehead, already planning to temporarily abandon his shame and integrity.
"Oh~~~?" Shi Yu's gaze turned strange.
"Don't look at me like that, I'm just stating the facts!" Wu Shen blushed.
"God, what have I done to deserve this humiliating punishment?!" Wu Shen roared inwardly.
"I'll use scissors to cut open the bottle neck for you," Shiyu suggested.
Shiyu pulled a pair of scissors from the pen holder on her desk and began to try. However, perhaps because the plastic bottle was too sturdy, she failed many times. Finally, she used too much force and cut a gash horizontally, ruining the entire beverage bottle.
"Fine, even though it's risky, I'll still try to sneak into the bathroom." Wu Shen stood up resolutely.
"Wait a minute. There's a wall blocking the hallway connecting the living room and the bathroom, so my father probably can't see what's going on in the bathroom. But the bathroom is quite close to my parents' bedroom, and my mother is still moving around the house right now. It's too dangerous for you to go out like this." Shi Yu blocked Wu Shen's way at the door.
"Then what do you suggest I do?"
"I'll go out under the pretense of taking a shower to scout things out first, so they'll temporarily avoid the bathroom area. I can also find out where my mother is and what she's doing."
"Then I'll leave it to you, Shiyu." Wu Shen clasped his hands together, his expression solemn.
"I'm going first. Be careful and stay behind the door." After Wu Shen hid behind the door, Shi Yu opened the door and cautiously walked out.
Wu Shen peered out through the crack in the door hinge. Judging from this angle, as long as they didn't get too close to the bedroom, the wall would block Shi Yu's parents' view, preventing them from seeing what was happening in the corridor.
The bathroom is located precisely in the middle of Shiyu's room and the bedroom of Shiyu's parents across the street.
"Mom and Dad, I'm going to take a shower now, and then I'll get ready for bed," Shi Yu called out, reminding her parents.
Having received a response from her parents, Shiyu immediately ran to the bathroom, then peeked out and looked around. After confirming that her parents couldn't see her, she started waving towards her open bedroom door.
Opportunity knocks but once. Without the slightest hesitation, Wu Shen turned and tiptoed out from behind Shi Yu's room door. To avoid making a loud noise, he deliberately took off his indoor shoes and hid them, running barefoot.
Rushing into the bathroom as fast as she could, Shiyu slammed the door shut and immediately locked the room, fearing that her parents might be heading towards the bathroom at that moment.
The two waited for a while, and only after confirming that there was no response outside did they finally relax.
"Finally, we've arrived safely." Wu Shen breathed a sigh of relief. Just as he put his hands on his sides to take off his pants, he suddenly realized a very serious problem.
He turned around and found that Shiyu was also in the bathroom, which combined toilet and shower room, besides him.
"What are you doing here? You should leave for a while," Wu Shen asked, somewhat helplessly.
"I already said I was going to take a shower, wouldn't it be suspicious to go out now?"
"Isn't it?"
"You can't deny the possibility that my mother went into the bathroom when I left, can you?"
"I can lock the door from the inside," Wu Shen suggested.
“The bathroom door in my house can only be locked from the inside. If my mother finds the bathroom door locked, she will definitely realize that someone is inside,” Shiyu sighed.
"Then... then we really have to be in the same room?" Wu Shen felt extremely awkward. After all, there would be water noise during this, and it would be incredibly embarrassing for Shi Yu to hear it.
"You...you think I want to do this?" Shi Yu stammered. "It's only because you and I are close. I wouldn't bother taking such a risk to take most people to the bathroom. No, they wouldn't even be allowed into my house."
Hearing this, Wu Shen felt somewhat gratified. It seemed that his efforts over the past week hadn't been in vain. Shi Yu's favorability rating was indeed steadily increasing step by step.
"Turn around, cover your ears, don't eavesdrop or peek."
"Wu Shenjun, do you think I wanted to see you do these things?" Shi Yu's sharp tongue remained unchanged, but it couldn't hide her flushed cheeks. Then Shi Yu quickly turned away.
Generally, it's the boys who spy on the girls, and it shouldn't be the other way around, but Wu Shen was back to back with her so no one could see what was happening behind them, which made him feel a little awkward.
After much deliberation, Wu Shen finally decided to take the plunge.
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Chapter 86 What Happened to the Promised Benefits?
Finally, Wu Shen did a surprise inspection and looked back, only to find that Shi Yu had already hidden in the bathroom next door, and had closed the glass door and curtains to isolate her.
Seeing this, Wu Shen finally breathed a sigh of relief and began to explain why he had come to the restroom. This time, it felt truly refreshing; he felt a sense of "a cigarette afterward is better than being a god."
However, if he could, he would never want to go through such torment again.
"Wu Shenjun, are you done?" Shi Yu's voice came from inside the bathroom.
"It's resolved. Let's get ready to go." Wu Shen washed his hands and turned off the tap.
Their voices remained serious, because the matter was not yet completely resolved, and the crisis was not entirely over. The chances of them being discovered on their way back to their room were still very high.
"I'll go scout ahead first. If everything's alright, I'll cough twice. Then you rush back inside immediately."
Shiyu was describing her plan when she opened the frosted glass door of the bathroom, preparing to walk out, when suddenly there was a "tap tap" of knocking on the bathroom door.
In an instant, Wu Shen and Shi Yu's hearts jumped into their throats, and their faces turned deathly pale.
"Come in and hide for a bit!" Shi Yu was the first to react, leaning forward and pulling Wu Shen from the toilet area into the bathroom.
After entering the bathroom, Wu Shen immediately hid himself in a place where he could be concealed by both frosted glass door and curtain.
"Is...is something the matter?" Shiyu poked her head out of the bathroom and asked nervously.
"Aren't you taking a shower? Give me your clothes. I'll help you wash them in a bit."
The gentle, steady voice of Shiyu's mother came from outside the bathroom, but what seemed like a very ordinary request now appeared to Wu Shen and Shiyu as a constant threat of exposure.
The most important thing is that Shiyu hasn't taken a bath at all, so what clothes can she give her mother!
"What's wrong? Hurry up." After a long silence, Shi Yu's mother's urging voice came from outside.
"What should we do now?" Wu Shen was at a loss.
If Shi Yu were to say she wasn't going to wash and choose to leave at this point, and her mother were to enter the bathroom, she would definitely be exposed.
"If all else fails, I'll just have to openly admit that I brought a guy to my house late at night." Shi Yu seemed to have gone all out, and instead relaxed, regaining her elegant demeanor.
"I was too flustered before. Thinking about it carefully, at worst, my parents will just mistakenly think I have a boyfriend. Anyway, they don't object to me dating." Shi Yu looked at Wu Shen.
"But it's too late now."
"Yes, it's too late..."
A man and a woman alone together in the bathroom—if Shiyu's parents found them, the scene would be too unimaginable to describe. They had no other choice but to go down this dark path.
"Please wait a moment, I'll get the clothes for you right away." After hesitating for a moment, Shiyu responded.
At that moment, Wu Shen turned around and faced the wall. He probably already guessed what Shi Yu was going to do.
Sure enough, a rustling sound of fabric rubbing came from behind.
"Here are your clothes."
Immediately afterward, the sound of a door lock turning came from the other side. It seemed Shi Yu had opened the door a crack and passed all the clothes out. With a slam of the door closing, the danger was over once more. However, Wu Shen didn't relax. The reason was simple: behind him was a girl still in the state of being born!
"What's wrong? You're sitting so formally. The crisis is over, you can turn around now." Shi Yu's alluring voice came from behind.
Can I turn around? Wait, did I mishear because I was nervous?
"Can I turn around now?" Wu Shen could hardly believe his ears.
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