I'll give my daughter one more second.

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Chapter 63 Gentlemen, I love the Shura Field

"Duang, duang!" A series of impact sounds and the clanging of chains echoed from the rooftop. However, after a few minutes, the noise suddenly stopped.

"No, I was too naive," Wu Shen said helplessly, wiping the sweat from his face.

He had just tried his best to ram the door with his shoulder and then kicked the cracks in the door, but there was no sign that the door had been broken open.

“The movies are all lies. They break down doors so easily, why can’t I?” Wu Shen complained, panting. “The quality of this door and lock is really good.”

The iron gate on the rooftop was very sturdy; it wasn't the kind of cheap product that could be easily smashed open with a kick. The newly replaced iron chain lock was even more formidable; it was definitely not something that could be broken by human force alone.

"Breaking down the door is definitely out of the question. Are there any other options?" Wu Shen sat down in the corner and looked at Shi Yu beside him.

"In that case, we'll have to contact someone from the school to help unlock it," Shi Yu said after a moment's thought.

"I thought I had escaped a disaster, but in the end, I'm still going to be exposed?" Wu Shen sighed and shook his shoulders, which were a little sore from the constant impact.

"There's no other way to leave here," Shi Yu shook her head.

The rooftop was surrounded by an iron fence at least two people high. The school building had five floors, making an escape attempt from the outside extremely risky. The main entrance was also firmly locked from the outside. They certainly had no way to escape on their own.

"Shiyu, who can you contact on your phone?"

"I left my phone in my desk. But even if I brought it, the only contacts on it would be my parents and you," Shiyu said, indicating that she couldn't help.

"My phone..."

Wu Shen took out his phone and glanced at his contacts. It contained the phone numbers of his parents, Kasumigaoka Utaha, and Yukino Yukinoshita.

Utaha was added when they first discussed Mai's situation during the novel's first discussion, while Yukino was added as a contact when Wu Shen planned to go find the lost Mai and the others on Saturday, to prevent them from losing contact.

Besides that, there was no other contact information for anyone else.

As for his two otaku friends, Tomoya and Eiki, they usually communicate via chat software. Unfortunately, when he checked, neither of them was online at this time; their profile pictures were both grayed out.

It seems necessary to ask them for their phone number when I get back, Wu Shen thought to himself.

"I don't have anyone to contact either." Wu Shen turned off his phone and exhaled.

Although he still has Yukino to contact, if she sees him and Utaha alone on the rooftop, it will definitely be misunderstood! That would be far worse than being trapped on the rooftop! Therefore, Yukino is out!

“We both seem to be the type who don’t have many friends.” Shi Yu walked to Wu Shen’s side, her legs, encased in black stockings, came together, and she squatted down.

The two were now quite close, and the quiet environment created a romantic atmosphere.

"Ahem... So, how exactly do we solve this problem and get out of here?" Wu Shen swallowed, breaking the eerie silence once again.

"Actually, getting out is very simple; the problem is how to get out without being discovered." Shi Yu lazily stretched out her beautifully curved body, pointing out the crux of the matter.

Shiyu is right. Getting off the rooftop is actually quite simple. All you need to do is shout for help downstairs, or even call the police. But no matter what method you use, it will inevitably attract attention and create a huge news story.

The fact that Wu Shen and Shi Yu were trapped on the rooftop together will surely become the talk of the school. The teachers and principal might even think they're up to something improper.

As for an explanation? Putting aside the fact that it would expose Shi Yu's novel writing, the idea that a lone man and woman went to the rooftop just to discuss a novel is something he himself wouldn't believe if he told anyone.

How could he leave without anyone noticing? Just as Wu Shen was racking his brains, he suddenly heard another noise coming from the rooftop entrance.

"What a coincidence. I didn't expect you to come to school too, Yuyin. I thought it would be a long time before we saw each other again." A familiar loli voice rang out from outside the iron gate.

"Me too. It's such a pleasant surprise to see you. But what brings you to the school?"

"Of course I came to see my brother. It's too boring to stay at home alone, so I sneaked out to secretly observe him. You can keep this a secret for me."

"Don't worry, I'm very tight-lipped!" Yu Yin patted her chest. "By the way, why did you go to the rooftop?"

"Because it's safe here and nobody comes, I sneaked into school a few days ago. During class, I would peep at my brother through the back door, and after class, I would run to the rooftop to hide. Then, I would sneak home just before school ended," Mai proudly shared her experience.

Hmm? No wonder Wu Yi has been so well-behaved lately. So she's been sneaking out every day? Could it be that she found the spare key that's hidden at home? Wu Shen wondered.

"Wuyi, you should have told me sooner! I know another, safer place. I'll take you there now. If you ever come to school again, just come find me there. We can play games together to pass the time!" Yuyin said excitedly.

“Okay, let’s go now.” Mai nodded, clearly eager to go.

However, Wu Shen, who was eavesdropping on the other side of the door, heard his little savior about to leave and quickly called out to stop them: "Wuyi, wait! Don't go!"

"Huh? That voice... could it be Dad... Brother!?" Mai was about to blurt it out, but remembering that it was a secret, she quickly spoke after only uttering the first syllable.

"Could it be Wuyi on the other side?" At this moment, Shiyu noticed Wu Shen's voice and walked over. She heard Wuyi's response and immediately recognized who was on the other side of the door.

"Waaah... Brother, I was wrong. I shouldn't have sneaked out. Please forgive me." Seeing that she had been caught red-handed, Mai immediately lowered her head and admitted defeat.

Because she was afraid of being scolded by her father, Mai didn't hear Shiyu's soft question at all.

"Wuyi, this isn't the time to talk about this. Could you please find someone to help us unlock this? Shiyu and I are locked inside." Wu Shen didn't have time to lecture Wuyi anymore; he wanted to seize this opportunity to escape.

"Who should we ask to unlock it?" Mai's puzzled voice came from across the door.

"let me see……"

Wu Shen began to think about who could minimize the impact, but at this moment Yu Yin came in and interrupted: "Wu Yi, let's go find my sister together. She will definitely have a way to solve the problem."

Yuyin could actually come up with a solution on her own, but she wanted to take this opportunity to increase her father's and mother's favorability, so she made this suggestion.

"No! Wait..." Wu Shen called out to stop them, but the two little girls' voices had already faded into the distance. They didn't hear his call at all and had already dashed downstairs.

This is terrible. Wu Shen suddenly felt a cold sweat break out on his back.

Gentlemen, I like war, I like the classic tale of love and hate, I like chaotic battles. But I don't like these things happening to me!

Author's Note:

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Chapter 64 You May Have Encountered Fake White Studies

Bringing Yukino Yukinoshita over shouldn't cause any problems, right? Come to think of it, Wu Shen and Yukino Yukinoshita's relationship is basically just that of club president and club member. As for Kasumigaoka Utaha, they're just fellow fans who discuss novels.

However…why does Wu Shen feel so weak?! Why does he have this persistent feeling that he's doomed? What exactly is the problem?

He had already given up hope and was planning to call Yukino for help if things didn't improve soon. The unexpected arrival of Mai and the others made Wu Shen think things were settled. But unexpectedly, things veered off course and ended up back with Yukino Yukinoshita.

Wu Shen was 100% certain that Yukino was capable of completing the mission perfectly without making things worse. However, if she came in person and saw him with Shiyu, he felt that some troublesome misunderstandings would inevitably arise.

Actually, Yukino's misunderstanding isn't a big deal. The main problem is whether Utaha might misunderstand and think he and Yukino have some kind of unusual relationship. Remember, his primary target is Utaha. If anything goes wrong, all his efforts will be in vain.

Now all Wu Shen could do was pray that Yukino wouldn't come herself, but instead get the key and have Mai and the others deliver it.

"Who is Wuyi going to ask for help? Won't something go wrong?" Shiyu asked with a worried expression.

"It's alright, she's going to find... um... Shiyu, let me tell you something first. A few days ago, didn't Hiratsuka-sensei punish me by making me join a club? You know, the club's..."

Wu Shen originally wanted to explain things to Shi Yu beforehand, to prepare her mentally. Unexpectedly, at that moment, another series of chaotic footsteps came from the rooftop entrance.

"Big brother, I've called my sister!"

“Brother, Yukino-neechan said she has a solution that will allow her to release you.”

I could hear the cheerful laughter of Mai and Yuyin coming from the other side. I had a feeling I was about to type "GG" amidst all that laughter...

"Pills! Pills! Pills!" Because it's so important, I'm saying it three times. Wu Shen rubbed his forehead with one hand, unsure what expression to wear in front of them.

"I thought your brain was on par with a paramecium, but I never imagined it was almost comparable to bacteria. This is the first time I've ever seen someone locked on a rooftop." Yukino Yukinoshita's sharp tongue came from the other side of the iron gate.

"You should thank Amane and Mai properly. If they hadn't begged me, I wouldn't have bothered coming here." As Yukino spoke, the sound of a key turning came from the iron lock opposite the door.

“That voice…” Shi Yu stood behind Wu Shen, muttering to herself, seemingly trying to figure out who the girl’s voice was.

"Ahem! By the way, 'Minister,' where did you get the key?" This time, Wu Shen didn't address Yukinoshita by her surname as usual, but instead used the most formal title.

It seems to hint at the nature of Utaha's relationship with Yukino.

"Minister? Wu Shen, when did you become so refined?" Yukino paused for a moment as she unlocked the door, asking with a hint of doubt.

Are all high school girls these days monsters? They're all so perceptive. Don't bring up things that are hard to swallow. I just changed how I address someone, is that really something to be so concerned about? Wu Shen pounded on the iron door, already drenched in sweat without realizing it.

"As for the key, after I heard that you were locked on the rooftop, I went to talk to Ms. Hiratsuka, and she negotiated with the management office to get it. Ms. Hiratsuka also said that because of this incident, you now owe her a 1,000-word self-reflection and apology letter."

A written apology? That's no problem. Just Google it, and you can write one that's easily ten thousand words long. The most important thing now is how to resolve the issue of the two parties meeting.

He turned around, intending to see Shi Yu's reaction before explaining things to her. But before he could turn his head, he heard a piercing creak of the door hinges turning and the clanging of chains hitting the ground as the iron door was suddenly pulled open by someone outside.

"Brother, did I do a good job? Praise me!" The first to rush in was Wu Yi, who threw herself into Wu Shen's arms.

The loli-like voluptuousness was incredibly powerful; if I hadn't been experienced and prepared, I probably would have been tackled to the ground in no time.

Wu Yi, you did a great job! You've created this misunderstanding, and now my plans to take Shi Yu's relationship to the next level are all ruined! Wu Shen was on the verge of tears.

However, he also knew that this wasn't Mai's fault. Shiyu had said something earlier, and in a very soft voice. Mai probably hadn't heard it, so she had no idea that besides Wu Shen, Kasumigaoka Shiyu was also trapped on the rooftop.

"Remember to hand in the apology letter to Hiratsuka-sensei later. I'm leaving now." Yukino's attitude remained extremely cold. Wu Shen wished she would just leave without seeing anything, but reality is always cruel.

Yukino turned her gaze to Wu Shen, and right next to him stood Shi Yu.

"..." The worst thing is when the air suddenly becomes quiet. For a moment, everyone fell silent. Wuyi and Yuyin, also affected by the atmosphere, lowered their heads and occasionally stole glances at the adults, not daring to say a word.

Mai shook her little head, blinked, and suddenly looked enlightened, as if she were very excited.

"Is this the scene of 'white-collar friendship' that Mom described in her novel?" Mai's eyes sparkled as she excitedly thought to herself.

"But this also means... Oh my god! Does that mean Daddy is a womanizer!? No, no, Daddy just bumped into Yukino-neechan. He must love Mommy." Mai seemed to have figured something out. First, her little face showed a shocked expression, as if she had encountered the end of the world, but she quickly shook her head and denied her unreliable idea.

Although Yuyin was a little frustrated that the plan had not been carried out smoothly, she felt that this incident would give her mother and the fox spirit a chance to confront each other, so she raised her head and was in a good mood.

"Who is this?" Yukino frowned unconsciously for some reason.

Of course she knew who Shiyu was. She had already met her once before when Yuyin dragged her along to play the stalking game. But she couldn't reveal the stalking incident directly, so she had to ask about it superficially.

Yukino neither disliked nor disliked Shiwa; they were just strangers she had met by chance. But thinking about what happened with Amane, and seeing Wu Shen standing with her, she felt a slight restlessness deep inside.

"She is……"