Heroes Return

Just then, Lin Jie suddenly appeared behind the two of them, and a huge spiked club came crashing down on Ivan's head.

However, just as the spiked club was about to hit Ivan, Master Bored saw Lin Jie's figure, so he directly kicked Ivan away with the "Buddha's Compassion Kick".

Then the two immediately exchanged more than thirty moves, and in just these thirty-odd moves, the surrounding buildings were all razed to the ground because of their battle.

Finally, after the two exchanged a palm strike out of thin air, they managed to create some distance between themselves.

"Master is indeed a master!" Lin Jie looked at the Bored Master with some emotion: "I haven't seen anyone who can go thirty moves with me like this in a long time."

"You flatter me. You are the one I truly admire!" Master Wuliao said admiringly to Lin Jie, "In all my years, you are only the second person to withstand my 100% guaranteed finger-severing and grandson-severing kick! I never imagined that there would be another person in the world who had mastered the Divine Egg Kung Fu!"

"What is this 'Divine Egg Skill' you're talking about?" Lin Jie seemed completely confused after hearing the seemingly pointless question.

"Huh? Didn't you use the Divine Egg Technique to take that kick from me? How is that possible?" Wu Liao said in disbelief, "Even Dao Qi Zhan only managed to take that kick from me after he mastered the Divine Egg Technique!"

"Oh, you mean that vicious kick just now?" Lin Jie said, still somewhat shaken. "I never imagined that a monk like you could create such a ruthless technique!"

"Amitabha Buddha, there are no evil forces in the world, only evil people." But the Bored Master suddenly said, "May I ask how you managed to break free from my kick?"

"What other way could I do? I retreated quickly while using the spiked club to weaken that hidden force, which is why you heard the collision sound! But Master, your skill is really amazing! That hidden force actually passed through my weapon and came straight for my testicles!" Lin Jie said, raising the spiked club in his hand again. "However, I can't use that skill on me a second time."

"I hope so, benefactor..." Before Master Wuliao could finish uttering his warning, Lin Jie had already appeared beside him. His spiked club gave Master Wuliao no chance to use his hidden force again, slamming down directly on his head. At that moment, a powerful Buddhist light flashed behind Master Wuliao. A wrathful Vajra appeared behind him.

With eyes blazing with golden light, his hands actually blocked Lin Jie's attack with his spiked club. At the same time, more than a dozen fist shadows appeared instantly and blasted towards Lin Jie.

Lin Jie's voice disappeared once again, dodging the sudden attack.

As Lin Jie disappeared, more than a dozen huge holes appeared in the building behind him. Behind those holes, it was as if a tunnel stretched out into the distance. The power was as if it had been bombarded by the most advanced military energy cannons.

And these are just the power of a dozen or so punches thrown casually by the Wrathful Vajra, which shows that the power of the Wrathful Vajras behind Master Bored is absolutely not to be underestimated.

But Lin Jie didn't care at all.

As Lin Jie dodged Vajra's attack, he appeared directly in front of Master Boredom. He swung his spiked club at Master Boredom.

However, Master Bored showed no sign of panic. Facing Lin Jie's direct attack with his staff, Master Bored simply raised his palm, which was shimmering with golden light, and met Lin Jie's spiked club with a palm strike.

Then, Master Bored was sent flying by a tremendous force. But Lin Jie didn't go after him to finish him off. Because the force of Master Bored's palm strike had actually passed through the spiked club and struck Lin Jie's chest directly.

Lin Jie was also sent flying.

After a while, the two stood facing each other. Lin Jie only had some dust on his body, while Master Wuliao's entire palm was now a bloody mess. However, Lin Jie saw that Master Wuliao's palm was visibly healing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

At this moment, Ling Yu, who had been knocked unconscious by a kick from the "Buddha's Mercy" foot, actually woke up. At the same time, his gaze fell on Ivan, who had just stood up beside him.

"Well done! A-level! You're worthy of being my trusted little brother! You deal with Ivan's henchman! I'll take care of Ivan! We'll fight soldier against soldier, general against general." With that, Ling Yu picked up his spear.

At this moment, Evan also realized that Lin Jie was not as easy to deal with as other heroes, and there was also a man with a long spear looking at him with ill intent.

"Hahahaha! Luckily, I had a trump card up my sleeve to deal with this situation! Hahahaha!" Ivan laughed as he pulled out the seven captured comical...

Chapter 18

"Hahahaha! It's time for me to witness the power of this trump card! Come forth, God of Comedy!" With Ivan's laughter, the comic figures in his hand simultaneously emitted an incomparably dazzling light.

Even Lin Jie and Master Wuliao stopped in their tracks at this moment, both looking up at the sky in surprise. Similarly, Ling Yu, who was facing Ivan, also sensed something was wrong and stopped charging at Ivan.

"What the hell did you do, you bastard?" Ling Yu looked at Ivan across from him with a hint of surprise.

At that very moment, most of the people in the entire holy city were shocked to witness a scene they would never forget. The fog in the sky was partially dispelled by a mysterious force, revealing a sky full of stars and moonlight.

What followed was something unforgettable that happened in the skies above the Holy City. An unexpected and absurd scene unfolded over the entire city.

"Holy crap! Why does Ivan have this thing?!" Lin Jie stared blankly at the comical object slowly descending from the sky!

"What the hell is this? Why is there a chat emoticon in the sky?!" Ling Yu was also shocked as he looked at the legendary comical god that had appeared in the sky.

"Amitabha." The Bored Master then clasped his hands together and chanted a Buddhist prayer! Then, completely abandoning his dignified monk demeanor, he exclaimed, "What the hell is that?!"

Even though he had lived for over a hundred years, this was the first time he had ever seen that creature in the sky, the Master of Boredom: "Could it be that the comical expression back then was actually designed based on a real creature?"

"Hahahaha! This is so funny! I never imagined there were such interesting creatures!" Ivan looked up at the comical creature in the sky with delight. "It's time for me to witness the power of this mysterious creature that was said to have appeared in the Bachelor Temple! Hahahaha!"

Laughing wildly, Ivan arrogantly pointed at Lin Jie and Ling Yu: "I'll turn those two into the weakest versions of themselves deep down! Hahahaha!!"

As Ivan finished speaking, the comical face in the sky changed. Its previously mocking expression... well, actually, didn't change much; it was still mocking. However, its pupils did move from the left to the right. Then, to everyone's surprise, a comical rain fell directly on Lin Jie and Ling Yu.

"Damn it! Why doesn't that bastard keep his funny ball safe?! Damn it!" Lin Jie cursed, then tried to find shelter from the funny rain. Although he didn't know what the rain would do, Lin Jie was certain it wouldn't bring anything good. However, just as he was about to take shelter, Lin Jie noticed something was wrong.

Lin Jie discovered that his movements were actually restricted.

"Damn it!" Sensing the invisible force field surrounding him, and realizing that he didn't have much time to summon the Immortal Execution Sword to cut through it, Lin Jie immediately raised his hand, and a massive aura gathered in his palm.

A powerful energy wave collided comically with the raindrops falling from the sky at that moment...

Not long after, the huge comical object disappeared from the sky.

"Huh? Why are the surrounding things so big? But I don't feel any changes in my body." Lin Jie looked around: "Could it be that the huge comical effect is to make me smaller?" Lin Jie looked at the incompetent master and Ivan in front of him again. Although the two of them had grown quite a bit taller, Lin Jie thought there was still a way to solve the problem.

But when Lin Jie looked at Lin Jie Ling Yu again, he was shocked! A very delicate and quiet girl appeared before him.

"Damn! I thought you were going to unleash some amazing move! Now that you've used up all your tricks, it's time to show you the power of my spear! I'll make you feel amazing! Huh? Why does my voice sound different?" After shouting loudly while holding his spear, Ling Yu realized something was wrong: "Why does my voice sound like a girl's? And why does my chest feel so heavy? Did someone put two steamed buns in my chest?"

"You've been turned into a girl!" Lin Jie immediately shouted to remind Ling Yu, but the next moment he realized that his voice had become very childish!

"Huh? Why are there children here?" Ling Yu looked at Lin Jie in surprise.

"I'm Lin Jie! Didn't we travel together for a while?" Lin Jie almost kicked Ling Yu when he saw Ling Yu's blank expression.

"What a joke! The guy with me looks to be in his twenties! How old are you, kid? Don't worry, I'll protect you!" Ling Yu looked warily at Ivan and the Bored Master opposite him: "By the way, where did you guys put the A-rank stuff? Believe me or not, I'll cut off your penises and feed them to the dogs in a bit!"

This was the first time in Lin Jie's life that he had ever seen a seemingly quiet and gentle girl swear like this. This left Lin Jie completely dumbfounded.

But the next second, Lin Jie realized something, and then he looked at his own small, childlike hands. Immediately, a mirror appeared in his hand. However, after glancing at himself in the mirror, Lin Jie was completely taken aback by what he saw and didn't know what to do.

Lin Jie stared at his reflection in the mirror, his lips trembling. Then, a childish but loud curse, tinged with a regional accent, escaped his lips: "Holy crap, Rem!!! What the hell is going on?!"

What appeared in the mirror was an adorable-looking child, who, in Lin Jie's eyes, looked about three years old. However, Lin Jie's original features were still vaguely discernible in the child's appearance. However, the child had changed from a normal human figure to the chibi-style body shape common for children of that age.

At this moment, Lin Jie realized that he hadn't been shrunk at all; he had been turned into a child!

Meanwhile, Ling Yu, who was actually receiving payment, was still yelling, "What the hell did you do? Why did I turn into a woman? Where the hell did you put my penis?! What's with this empty feeling down there?!"

"Shut up!" Lin Jie's childish voice rang out behind Ling Yu. Instantly, an unprecedentedly intense killing intent permeated the entire Holy Capital. That killing intent, almost tangible, gave the entire Holy Capital the feeling that the Grim Reaper was looking down upon all life below.

Almost instantly, all the powerful figures in the Holy City sensed an inexplicable danger about to strike them.

At this moment, the superheroes and the spirits who were fighting against many spirits stopped their battles almost simultaneously.

"Looks like we've backfired! That guy's furious!" Master Bored looked at Lin Jie with interest. Beside him, Ivan, who had been laughing so hard he was doubled over, froze. Large beads of cold sweat rolled down his face.

He had been laughing so hard his stomach hurt, but now, under the terrifying killing intent, it had completely turned into a convulsion caused by terror. However, although his laughter had frozen, he still maintained a smile on his face.

"Y-you, what's wrong with you, little kid?" Ling Yu was so frightened that she sat down on the ground with a thud. At this moment, she really looked like a weak girl: "Are all kids these days so temperamental?"

"Shut up! I was turned into a child, just like Lin Jie and you were turned into women!" Lin Jie coldly glanced at Ling Yu, then looked at Ivan again: "You'd better turn me back, or heaven knows how you'll die!"

"Well... actually, I have no idea how to transform it! Those seven balls disappeared after I finished making my wish!" Ivan said with a stiff expression, "Hahahaha! Actually, it's good that you're like this. You can do anything for half price or for free, hahahahaha."

"Are you sure it's okay to provoke him like this?" The Bored Master looked at Ivan beside him with a hint of schadenfreude: "Looks like I finally have a chance to get rid of this."

"Can't you change back?" Lin Jie said coldly, his large eyes looking terrifyingly unfocused, clearly showing his extreme anger: "Zhu Xian'er, today you can chop anyone who looks like this!"

As Lin Jie spoke, a longsword, much taller than Lin Jie himself and shimmering with light, suddenly appeared beside him. Immediately afterward, a young girl gently grasped the sword; this girl was none other than Zhu Xian'er.

"Pfft!" Zhu Xian'er covered her mouth and let out a short laugh the moment she saw Lin Jie.

"What's so funny?" Lin Jie looked at Zhu Xian'er with displeasure. "Don't you only know how to kill people? You damn sword spirit, what are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing." Zhu Xian'er's face was slightly flushed at this moment: "I'm not even worth killing like this! Should I consider changing masters? By the way, I think it's called 'job hopping' now."

"Have you been trying to kill me all this time? Do you even have the awareness of being a sword?" Lin Jie raised his head and shouted at Zhu Xian'er in annoyance.

"Do you still intend to challenge me like this?" Zhu Xian'er grabbed Lin Jie's clothes and lifted him up, while she started pinching and squeezing his face repeatedly.

"Come on then! You think I can't beat you just because I've become younger?" Lin Jie shouted at Zhu Xian'er, annoyed.

"I think your current appearance matches your intelligence quite well." Zhu Xian'er disdainfully threw Lin Jie back to the ground.

"Where did your peerless swordsman aura go? How come you've learned to be sarcastic after living with Lin Wan for just two days?" Lin Jie shouted at Zhu Xian'er in annoyance.

"Excuse me," Ling Yu suddenly said weakly to Lin Jie and Zhu Xian'er, "They've already escaped!"

Looking in the direction Ling Yu pointed, there wasn't a soul in sight where Wuliao and Ivan had been.

Chapter 19

"Damn it! I can't believe those two bastards got away!! They're dead meat today." Lin Jie shouted angrily as he looked at the deserted area.

"As expected, even a brat like him would feel ashamed to use a celestial sword!" Zhu Xian'er said lightly before disappearing, leaving only a long sword shimmering with white light hovering beside Lin Jie.

"Damn it!" Lin Jie looked at the longsword with dissatisfaction, but at this moment he calmed down.

"Huh? That terrifying killing intent has disappeared?" Ling Yu carefully stood up from the ground. "What exactly did you do just now? By the way, you're not angry anymore?"

"If you really accept this premise, it's actually quite exciting." Lin Jie stretched his body. "It seems my power hasn't been affected at all. Although things around me look much bigger, they've only gotten a little bigger."

"Can you really stand this baby body? I certainly can't stand myself looking like this!" Ling Yu suddenly said to Lin Jie.

"Looks like you haven't figured it out yet!" Lin Jie suddenly revealed an incredibly innocent smile: "Don't I look like an adorable little boy right now?"

After listening to Lin Jie's words, Ling Yu carefully examined Lin Jie's body and then nodded slightly.

"That's exactly it! Haven't you figured it out yet?" Lin Jie revealed a confident expression: "I'm just an immature kid right now! And a cute kid at that!"

"So what?" Ling Yu asked, puzzled, looking at Lin Jie who had suddenly become excited.

"So what?" Lin Jie repeated Ling Yu's question, and then said, "Think about it carefully. Now that I've turned into a cute little boy, when I go out and meet cute girls, whatever sexual harassment I do will be seen as just a child being ignorant!"

"Wow! I never expected there to be such a perk!" Ling Yu looked at Lin Jie in surprise: "You're right, since you're basically like a three-year-old right now, you won't be blamed for lifting skirts or touching thighs when you go out! Because those girls will definitely think you don't understand these things at all!"

"Hmph! That's exactly it! And that's not all!" Lin Jie crossed his arms and looked into the distance: "I can now use my cuteness to win over the girls' hearts! Once I've charmed them, hugs and such will be no problem at all!"

"That's right! With a body like that, you can openly go and hug and kiss those pretty girls! And if you're being hugged by girls, no one will care if you take the opportunity to touch their breasts! After all, they're just hugging a child who looks less than three years old!"

"That's how it is! What do you think? Isn't it amazing?" Lin Jie looked at Ling Yu with some excitement.

"That's absolutely amazing! I'm completely in awe!" Ling Yu said excitedly.

"Of course, none of this is my ultimate goal! Hahaha!"

"Do you have an even more powerful plan?" Ling Yu looked at Lin Jie with some surprise.

"Of course!" Lin Jie put on a profound expression: "You should know that a three-year-old child like me is not bound by any moral constraints! In other words, for a three-year-old child, even if I go into a women's bathhouse or women's restroom, there won't be any problem! Anyway, I'm just a young child who doesn't know any better."