Heroes Return

"Beautiful...very beautiful." The man said, his face slightly flushed. At this moment, he no longer looked at his girlfriend beside him, with whom he had been showing affection in various ways.

"Since I'm so beautiful, how about I become your lover?" the beautiful woman continued to tease the man, "Please!"

The teased man couldn't help but drool: "But I have a girlfriend..."

"Am I not prettier than her?" the beautiful woman said coquettishly, "You break up with your girlfriend, and then I'll go with you."

"that……"

"If you don't agree, then forget it!" the beautiful woman said.

"Okay, fine!" the man said through gritted teeth.

Hearing their conversation, the man's girlfriend finally couldn't take it anymore. After slapping the man, she angrily left.

“We’ve already broken up, so…” the man said, looking at the beautiful woman’s face.

“Great! In that case, let’s be lovers from today onwards,” the woman said to the man.

“Okay, tell us what you want to tell us!” the man replied readily.

"Actually, I'm a man." The woman's voice then turned into a deep, gruff voice: "I have a penis."

"Don't joke around."

"I'm not kidding, you can touch it if you don't believe me!" the beautiful woman said to him.

"Damn it! You fucking tricked me!" the man said angrily. "If you're a man, why did you seduce me?"

"I never said I was a woman when I seduced you," the beautiful woman said. "Besides, it was all your own fault for being unfaithful in relationships that made you fall for my temptations, so congratulations on your successful breakup!"

"You did this on purpose, you bastard!" the man said angrily, pointing at the beautiful woman.

“You’re right, I did it on purpose. Who gave you permission to flaunt your love in the street and torture single people?” the beautiful woman said. “Our group’s goal is to break up all the wavering heterosexual couples.”

"You bastard!" the man said angrily.

"Damn, this guy's amazing!" Lin Jie couldn't help but admire him. "He actually used this method to deal with those bastards who're just showing off their love."

"Why are you so late?" Lin Shuntian asked as he pulled the beautiful woman over, while simultaneously dismissing the indignant man.

"True love is rare these days," the beautiful woman sighed, and then stepped in front of the crowd.

"Nephew, let me introduce you."

"No need to say more, this style is definitely that of a master from the Bachelor Temple." Lin Jie said, "You must be the unscrupulous master that Uncle Three was talking about."

"Do you know me?" the beautiful woman said, taking off her wig to reveal a bald head.

chapter eight

"No need to say more, this must be the unscrupulous master you mentioned," Lin Jie said. "As expected of the divine monk of the Bachelor Temple..."

"Alright, now that everyone's here, let's set off." As Lin Shuntian spoke, a hovercar appeared in front of everyone.

After everyone got into the car, the Lin brothers went straight to the driver's seat.

However, to Lin Jie's surprise, the unscrupulous master sat in the middle of Lin Jie's family as if it were his own business.

"Hey, you must be Lin Jie?" the unscrupulous master said to Lin Jie. "I've heard a lot about you from my senior brother."

"You mean Master Wuneng?" Lin Jie asked, somewhat puzzled.

"Yes, not only Senior Brother Wuneng, but even Senior Brother Wuyu admires you." Master Wuliang said, moving closer to Lin Jie. "Senior Brother Wuyu said that his biggest regret this time was not being able to learn martial arts from you at the academy. Back then, you were dumped by a woman and couldn't save face, so you ran straight back to Area C. But I never expected to run into you here."

"Wait a minute, Master Wuneng is one thing, but Master Wuyu shouldn't have been able to speak to me at all, right?" Lin Jie asked, puzzled. "And how did you know that?"

As he spoke, Lin Jie thought of his students. Without a doubt, it must have been them who spread the word.

“My senior brother saw your fight with Captain Justice,” Master Wuliang said. “After that, he wanted to find an opportunity to talk to you, but you ran away because you couldn’t take the blow before he could find an opportunity.”

"Hey?" Lin Wan couldn't help but say, "Brother, did you get dumped? Well, it was expected anyway."

"What do you mean 'expected'?!" Lin Jie said angrily, "Do you think I'm that unattractive?"

“Dude, you have absolutely no idea about girls,” Lin Wan said. “Otherwise, you should have had a girlfriend back in junior high.”

"What did you say?" Lin Jie looked at Lin Wan in surprise. "You're saying I had someone who liked me back in middle school? Why didn't I know that? By the way, who are you talking about?"

"Sigh!" Lin Wan couldn't help but sigh, "So you just don't understand girls at all, bro."

"If you don't understand, you don't understand. What's wrong with not understanding girls?" The unscrupulous master looked at Lin Jie with a smile and said, "At worst, you can join our Bachelor Temple. Our Bachelor Temple is full of bachelors, and we even burn those heterosexuals who maliciously show off their affection. With your martial arts skills and figure, you will definitely be very popular in the temple! Actually, I think you have a connection with Buddhism. Why don't you sever your six senses and join our temple as soon as possible?"

"Sever your six roots, my ass!" Lin Jie said unhappily.

“Since we’ll never need it in our lives anyway, we might as well cut it off completely so we can focus on our cultivation in the future,” the unscrupulous master said.

"Who says I won't need my six senses after I'm gone? I have a beautiful woman by my side!" Lin Jie said, putting his arm around Zhu Xian'er's shoulder in a show of defiance.

"Are you sure you can use your six senses on this murder weapon?" the unscrupulous master said with a smile. "Do you really dare to [censored] this murder weapon? Are you sure you can withstand its sword energy?"

"Hmm?" Upon hearing the unscrupulous master's words, Lin Jie's expression changed: "How did you figure that out?"

"What are you talking about?" Lin Wan, holding Lin Mumu, looked at Lin Jie in confusion.

"It's nothing," Lin Jie replied.

Zhu Xian'er then looked at the unscrupulous master: "Did they see through me? Can I kill this guy now?"

"Don't get agitated. I can tell there's a special reason," Wuliang said. "And I won't make things up. I can guarantee that with my senior brother Wuneng's life, so please rest assured."

"By the way, how is Master Wuneng now?" Lin Jie asked, not overly concerned about why Master Wuneng was able to see through Zhu Xian'er's identity.

“My senior brother, we have already taken him back to the temple. He is not pure in the six senses, so we plan to purify his six senses first, and then burn him.”

“Hey, hey, hey! That’s your abbot!” Lin Jie said.

“If you dare to sneak out and chase girls behind our backs, even the abbot is no match for you,” the unscrupulous master said to him.

While the people inside the car were talking, the hovercar had already left the bustling city and entered an unknown mountain range.

Looking out the window at the scenery that resembled a traditional Chinese ink painting, Lin Wan and Lin Mumu couldn't help but stare with shining eyes.

"We're almost there," Lin Shuntian's voice rang out in the carriage.

"Brother, are we almost there? But why can't I see any buildings?" Lin Mumu asked, pulling Lin Jie along.

"Since it's a hidden family, there must be some kind of protective formation or something similar, right?" Lin Jie said. "It should be this kind of formation or something that hides the ancestral land!"

"Huh? Like in those fantasy novels?" Lin Wan couldn't help but say.

"What are you talking about, my dear nephew?" Lin Shuntian's voice rang out at this moment: "How could there be such a mythical thing? Actually, we used the latest optical equipment developed by our family's research institute to hide it. Besides, this is private property, and generally no one will come in."

"Hey, hey, hey? Aren't you from an ancient martial arts family? Shouldn't you be more fantastical?" Lin Jie asked, puzzled.

“Nephew, what you’re talking about is something only cultivators can do, right?” Lin Shuntian said. “Besides, we are a family of martial arts practitioners, not a family of magic practitioners. How could we possibly know about such things? For hundreds of years, our family has been constantly keeping up with the times and has developed many military-grade technological weapons.”

"What did you say?" Lin Jie said in surprise, "Isn't it one of those old-fashioned and conservative families? Why are you trying to keep up with the times!"

"All the emperors are dead, what are we still clinging to?"

"..." A feeling of being slapped in the face appeared on Lin Jie's face.

After Lin Shuntian finished speaking, he ignored Lin Jie. The hovercar continued to fly forward, and soon the scene before everyone's eyes changed. This time, it was no longer natural scenery; what they saw was essentially a modern resort.

The hovercar flew all the way to the parking lot outside a villa before coming to a stop.

At Lin Shuntian's signal, Lin Jie and his siblings got out of the hovercar.

Lin Shuntian followed and said to Lin Jie, "Nephew, this house is under my name. No one usually lives here, so please stay here for now. Here is the room key and password."

As he spoke, Lin Shuntian took out a card and handed it to Lin Jie.

"Oh, so you live here?"

“Yes, you can wait here patiently this afternoon. I need to inform the elders and the family. They should be able to see you soon,” Lin Shuntian said. “As for the things in the room, you can use them as you like.”

"Oh, I understand," Lin Jie said. "By the way, when can I see my brother?"

"Judging by the time, Ying Nan should arrive tomorrow, and then you brothers can be reunited," Lin Shuntian said.

"Really? That's great."

"Since there's nothing else, I'll take my leave now. I need to report to the family's higher-ups later." Lin Shuntian said as he got back into the car. Just as the hovercar started up again in front of them, Lin Jie saw the unscrupulous master stick his head out and make a very tempting gesture towards him.

This immediately sent a chill down Lin Jie's spine.

Once the hovercar was out of sight, the Lin siblings began to survey their surroundings.

"What?! You made me look forward to it for nothing." Lin Wan looked around and said, "I thought that since it was an ancient family, the ancestral home would be in a very old-fashioned style. I didn't expect that the city we live in is similar to ours."

"I didn't expect that either," Lin Jie said.

As they spoke, the group entered the villa that Lin Shuntian had arranged for them. It had to be admitted that the entire villa was quite luxurious. It also had all sorts of modern amenities, and what surprised Lin Jie the most was that it even had internet access.

"That way I can continue playing 'Looking Up at the Butt'!" Lin Jie said excitedly.

"Dude, you're really something!" Lin Wan said unhappily, "You're always bobbing your butt whenever you have time! If you keep going like this, won't you turn back into that useless shut-in you used to be?"

Just as Lin Wan was annoyed that Lin Jie played games whenever he had time, the doorbell suddenly rang.

"Huh? Uncle finished things so quickly?" Lin Jie opened the door with suspicion, but instead of Lin Shuntian, three young men appeared in front of him.

Upon seeing Lin Jie, the three men clasped their hands in a fist salute, and one of them asked, "You must be Lin Yingjie, right?"

"My name is Lin Jie, not Lin Yingjie."

"Fine, you're probably the one we're looking for."

What are you trying to do?

"My name is Lin Yinggao, and I have come here to seek your guidance." "My name is Lin Yingshuai, and I have come here to seek your guidance." "My name is Lin Yingfu, and I have come here to seek your guidance."

"Tall, handsome, and rich?" Lin Jie looked at the three people in front of him with some surprise. "Come to think of it, the names of my two brothers together sound like 'calamity,' and the names of my third and fourth uncles together sound like 'heaven and earth.' Damn! Is the Lin family's naming system always this ridiculous?"

“The name isn’t the key!” Lin Yinggao said, “We saw Uncle San come back today, so we knew he must have brought you back. That’s why I wanted to ask you for advice!”

"What? You know me?" Lin Jie asked, somewhat puzzled.

“Of course we know you. We heard you’re Lin Yingnan’s twin brother and that you even defeated an S-level expert. That’s why the three of us brothers wanted to see what you, Lin Yingnan’s twin brother, were capable of,” Lin Yinggao said. “We are the three outstanding members of the Lin family in this generation. Based on your previous victory over that Ouyang Zihao, you’re not even in the same league as us! But since you are Lin Yingnan’s twin brother, although you may not be as strong as Lin Yingnan, you must still have some extraordinary abilities.”

"Are you three idiots out of your minds?" Lin Jie looked at the three people in front of him with the kind of look one might give someone with intellectual disabilities: "I just got here and you three are already looking for trouble?"

“The three of us have practiced martial arts since we were young, and we have never been sick!” Lin Yinggao said.

"I'm talking about here!" Lin Jie said, pointing to his head.