Retired God King becomes Witch Idol Manager

"Did you eat shit?!"

Invincible slammed another punch into the man's face.

As soon as he turned around, Perish had already thrown himself into the Black Knight's arms, his breastplate immediately dented from the impact.

"That's Mom!"

"Isn't this even more outrageous! Oh well, whatever..."

Invincible grabbed the two silly kids by the neck and walked out of the house. When asked if there was any place where they could eat and drink for free, he said the only place was the Summer Hall.

To blend in, the world's two most dangerous fugitives were given illusionary disguises, dressed in plain school uniforms, and looked like two strange students.

The golden school buildings looked like a giant layered cake from afar, and the melodious music was mixed with laughter. But the two demigods were not focused on this, but on the group of life forms dressed in colorful clothes!

"They're people! So many people! And they're all alive!"

Batian excitedly scratched his ears and cheeks, clapped his hands and shouted strangely, like a mentally challenged person who had degenerated to the origin in the desolate and boundless sea.

How long has it been since they've seen so many living people!

It's like... like they deliberately gathered together and lined up to be cooked!

"Gudong!"

Perish swallowed hard, his eyes sparkling as if he had just entered a cafeteria. However, his drooling gaze wasn't directed at the delicious food on the table, but rather at the lively creatures around him.

The Great Demon King couldn't help but thrash around with his hands and feet. If his stepmother hadn't grabbed him by the neck, he would have already rushed in and feasted.

"Shall we play a game?"

Invincible rested his head on Perish's chest, rubbing her cheeks as he spoke earnestly.

329. Overlord's Sword and Heavenly Spear

"Shall we play a game?"

Invincible rested his head on Perish's chest, rubbing her cheeks as he spoke earnestly.

"Games! Xiu, I want to play!"

Perish nodded vigorously.

"From now on, you are not allowed to speak or move around until I kiss you. You can only eat what I feed you, understand?"

"Mommy, kiss me, but don't move!"

Perish blinked, grinned to reveal sharp fangs, his smile stunning, his eyes filled with anticipation.

Unfortunately, it's probably been a very, very long time since someone kissed her...

"But if you break the rules, I won't want you anymore!"

With a sudden change in his invincible voice, the girl immediately looked dejected and pouted in fear.

Children's thoughts are always easy to understand, but another unstable factor is much more troublesome in comparison.

The Black Knight patted Batian on the shoulder, instantly coming up with a good idea to shift the blame. He then said seriously, "I'm giving you a great and arduous task. Don't bother me until you complete it, or you won't be alive."

"Huh?"

Ba Tian's expression changed slightly, and he tentatively asked, "What mission?"

"It's nothing, very simple. Just take care of one of my lovely followers."

Invincible chuckled and pulled the two of them in, attracting the attention of many students. The elusive Chaos Knight was even rarer in Saint Lenza than the headmaster.

As Perish walked, he looked around, drooling all over the place. He was so reluctant to eat his mother's kiss, only able to look but not to eat. He was so upset that his little face looked so wronged that he almost cried.

A tall shadow suddenly loomed over Lin Dichen and Xiao Nuo. The beautiful young woman with long, straight black hair raised an eyebrow. She had been searching for a long time but hadn't found the invincible teacher. She was in a bad mood and thought he was just another lecherous scoundrel.

Lin Dichen turned around and launched a very unladylike high kick, but before the long whip kick could hit, it was grabbed by someone, and her skirt was exposed.

"Invincible Teacher!"

Both survivors from Paradise Island were pleasantly surprised. Lin Dichen blushed and quickly pulled her legs back, shyly covering her skirt.

"And this is...?"

Invincible nodded, about to explain the scapegoat behind the scenes, when Batian righteously pushed aside the God Lord, rushed up and grabbed Lin Dichen's hand and kissed it a million times.

"prpr....... This beautiful lady, please forgive my master's abruptness. He is an impolite fellow, prpr..... But I am different. My name is Batian. Ba means handsome and dashing, and Tian means romantic and debonair, prpr...... If you don't mind, you can call me Baba affectionately. May I ask your name, miss? How is your mother?"

Who would come up and start by insulting someone's mother?

Invincible rolled his eyes and patted the little fox's head.

The stranger's fluent and standard Eastern language and his black hair and black eyes made Lin Dichen momentarily lose his composure. After a long while, he became angry and embarrassed and raised his knee to slam it hard into Batian's groin!

"Go away!"

Click!

"hiss-------!"

With a crisp sound, Ba Tian remained motionless, but Lin Di Chen's pretty face turned pale. She gasped, clutched her knee, and collapsed into his arms, her eyes filled with fear as if she were looking at a monster.

"you you......"

It's obvious it's a comminuted fracture without even looking at it.

"Look at you, how could you be so careless!"

Ba Tian gave Lin Dichen a tender look, then reached under his skirt and ran his large hand over the boy's smooth skin.

Lin Dichen immediately got goosebumps all over his body, but strangely enough, the intense pain in the place where the man had touched him disappeared instantly, and his knee was completely healed.

"what?"

The boy's face was filled with disbelief as he looked at Invincible in astonishment.

"He~tui!"

Ba Tian held that beautiful leg in his arms with great affection, spit on Lin Dichen's calf, and carefully wiped it with his sleeve. His strange behavior and infatuated expression amused many students around him.

After escaping the boundless sea, I encountered my first friend who played me in high definition and without any malware, and he killed me. I have to be more careful this time!

The Black Knight cleared his throat and said, "This is the boy I was talking about; his soul is very similar to yours."

"A man!?"

Ba Tian was startled, hesitated for a moment, then calmly analyzed the situation and suddenly realized, his eyes shining with an even more fervent light, "Wait, isn't that even better!"

God knows what this crazy prisoner was thinking: boys can't get pregnant and don't need to take any responsibility!

If a boy can be prettier than a girl, then what's the point of having women?

"Ah...this..."

Lin Dichen was terrified and sought help from Wudi.

The Black Knight nodded with satisfaction and said matter-of-factly, "You're welcome. This is the teacher I carefully selected for you. Become an idol for the Throne of Chaos, young man!"

"I'm not thanking you at all! By the way, what's with the idol thing?! My dream is to become a legendary swordsman!"

Lin Dichen was on the verge of collapse, his legs unable to escape the clutches of the tyrant.

Invincible sighed and said, "You don't understand. A sword god can be an idol, just like a boy can wear women's clothes."

"I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say!"

"Why don't you practice swordsmanship while wearing women's clothing from now on? When your heart is strong enough to conquer shame, you can overcome everything!"

"#%@&..."

The Black Knight gave a thumbs up, still spouting nonsense with a straight face. To put it bluntly, he was just expanding the container's volume so that he could stuff the powerful Truth into Lin Dichen's body!

Ba Tian patted his chest, his nose bleeding just from imagining that wonderful scene, and said with great enthusiasm, "It is my duty!"

"Please don't push yourself."

"Not at all, it's my duty!"

And so, the freshly picked-up, still-hot pot was thrown out.

Ba Tian was filled with righteous indignation, but his gaze was fixed on a silver-haired girl at the edge of the dance floor, his eyes mocking and his smile eerie.

Found it...

That is the true embodiment of the great will of chaos.

"No! I don't want to!"

Lin Dichen clung to Wudi's leg and screamed, but he couldn't shake off the lewdly grinning pervert.

"Come back to me when you can pluck a single hair from his head."

Invincible kicked Lin Dichen away, picked up Perish and ran, afraid that the persistent brat would follow again.

Lin Dichen was unable to move. He watched as the ruthless man touched his body all over, sometimes nodding and sometimes shaking his head. A chill ran down his spine, and for no reason, he thought of that strange name, as if he had heard it somewhere before.

An ancient myth from a long-forgotten history suddenly came to mind.

"Overlord Sword... Heavenly Spear?"

Lin Dichen muttered to himself, looking at the Eastern man whose presence he couldn't even detect.

coincidence?

Do not!

In his hometown, no one dared to use these two characters in their name, for fear of offending the supreme ruler.

At this moment, Ba Tian quietly suppressed his wicked smile, narrowed his eyes, and his expression gradually became sinister and terrifying.

"Kid, where did you hear that name from?"

Lin Dichen's expression was complex, and he became increasingly frightened.

"The Nine Heavens Illusionary Realm, the vassal states of the four seas, are known to all, are famous to all..."

Ba Tian nodded, his expression unusually gentle and normal, and said softly, "You are the student handpicked by the master. I will forgive you this once. If I hear this again, I will send you to be reincarnated to find the next horse. No one can change that."

Lin Dichen's expression changed slightly, and he covered his mouth.