Retired God King becomes Witch Idol Manager

Retired God King Becomes Witch Idol Manager (Author: I Sell Taro on the Overpass)

Summary:

As one of the supreme god-kings of the three thousand planes, Nolan, the Lord of Chaos, is known as the Destroyer of All Realms, the sole representative of war and slaughter, power and violence.

Yet this invincible powerhouse is troubled by the lack of followers and thus unable to gather the power of faith!

Therefore, in order to save the temple from bankruptcy, Nolan decides to debut as an idol! In short, she plans to cultivate her own witch idols to attract fans and turn them into believers!

1. The Retirement Bet of the Destroyer of All Realms

Legend has it that all the worlds, large and small, are governed by gods, and divine authority is inviolable.

Gods vary in strength, and the power of each dimensional realm depends entirely on the guardian deity that governs it.

The nameless gods of the secondary planes are naturally no match for the main gods of the higher planes, while those who stand above them and rule over the main gods are the supreme gods who stand at the pinnacle of the three thousand planes.

He is called the God-King!

Throughout the long history, only three powerful beings have been able to be called God-Kings, and their legends have been passed down in every plane.

The most famous of them is probably the elemental goddess Asteria, who governs the Septim Temple. Her elemental magic, like that of her followers, is found throughout all planes.

The name of the Guardians of Time also resounds throughout the starry sky; time and space are both prisoners of the eternal dragon.

The last one, and the most feared, is a monster that rose from the Lost Void.

War is his breath, blood follows him everywhere. If power and violence have a spokesperson, then the Lord of Chaos is the one who deserves it.

The name of the destroyer of all realms always commands the world to bow down in submission.

However, even such an invincible god-king has his own troubles!

Compared to the other two god-kings, he had far too few followers...

It is human nature to believe in the strong, and Nolan does indeed have a large number of fanatical believers who are good at fighting, and even some of them are gods.

Unfortunately, birds of a feather flock together; his retinue consisted of either warmongers and madmen or bloodthirsty lunatics. Without brains, where would one get devout faith?

Then look at the stunning goddesses of the Seven Luminaries Temple next door; there are countless admirers just for their skirts, not to mention the beautiful and alluring branch temple saintesses.

The monthly flow of faith power that the Seven Luminaries Temple brought to Asteria probably exceeded hundreds of millions; just thinking about it makes Nolan's mouth water!

The highest plane, purgatory scorched earth.

This place is dark and desolate, filled with the strong stench of blood. Thick smoke that blots out the sun and scorching, surging lava have extinguished all life, leaving no trace of human existence.

Nolan's world is completely different from other beautiful and dreamlike divine realms, so it's not without reason that the Chaos Temple is ignored.

At the highest point of the cliff, a lone, black-haired boy was lost in thought. He scratched his head, sighed, and uttered a sentence that would make any god vomit blood.

"Forget it, fighting and killing aren't for me. I'd better change my image and hire some female shop assistants."

Driven by his covetous desire for the power of faith, the boy decided to set aside his pride as a god-king and completely change his terrifying image in the mortal realm!

"Tsk tsk tsk, as miserable as ever, Nolan."

An annoyingly pleasant voice suddenly came from above.

Even Nolan had to admit that it was the most beautiful voice in the world, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t annoying.

Floating in the air was a stunning beauty who could be described as perfect, with exquisite features and breathtaking curves.

Her appearance dispelled the blood mist and dust, bringing a ray of light to purgatory.

"So what? It's none of your business!"

Nolan snorted coldly.

This stinky woman comes to show off every few days; no one can stand it!

There are very few gods who can descend here without their master's permission, and even fewer who dare to provoke the destroyers of all realms.

It is obvious that this stunning goddess with blonde hair and blue eyes is one of the three god-kings who can rival the Lord of Chaos.

"Ha, the rude attitude remains the same as always."

Asteria covered her mouth and chuckled softly. The seven elemental halos shone behind her, forming a magnificent rainbow skirt. Her entire body exuded a vast and holy aura, the immortal power brought about by abundant faith.

There is no doubt that every corner of the Seven Luminaries Goddess's body possesses breathtaking magic.

But the person ignored this and muttered something in frustration.

"What's so great about that? It won't be long before I have more followers than you..."

It's impossible not to feel jealous. Without the power of faith, even ten Asterias wouldn't be a match for him. How could he dare to be so arrogant as to swagger over people's faces every day!

Astetaya shook her head, put her index finger to her lips, and teased, "You always say that, and every time your sales are zero. As for me... I'm getting dizzy from all the calculations, oh ho ho ho ho!"

"......"

?(//Д//)?

This is an insult, a blatant insult!

"How about we make a bet?"

Asteria narrowed her eyes, a sly glint in her azure pupils.

Nolan raised an eyebrow, turned around and stared at the hateful woman. She had taken the bait.

"How to say?"

"It's getting boring with all this verbal sparring. How about we each put up our bets and settle it in one round?"

Astetraya snapped her fingers, and an elemental force immediately tore open the space of the Chaos Plane, revealing a starry sky.

A colossal, illusory shadow, obscuring the sky, was projected onto the shattered horizon where stars shone.

Nolan was slightly taken aback. "You even brought a notary?"

The stars are the eyes of the guardians of time. That legally born loli dragon, who has lived for countless eons, is watching this place. It turns out it was all premeditated.

"Of course!"

Astetraia curled the corners of her lips, and an hourglass immediately rose into the starry sky.

She laid the groundwork for so long just to make someone willingly jump into the trap.

"I'll give you enough time. If your followers exceed one-tenth of mine during that time, I'll let you do whatever you want with me, and I won't go back on my word. So, Destroyer of All Realms, do you dare?"

Do you dare?

Deceiving too much!

Nolan, who had never lost a single time in his life, suddenly stood up, glaring fiercely at the Seven Luminaries Goddess with unparalleled tyrannical power. The chaotic marks on his skin spread like flames, and in an instant, the sky collapsed, the earth shook, and mountains trembled.

"A word is settled!"

The boy spat out a few words with murderous intent.

A soft chuckle echoed through the endless starry sky.

A brain is a good thing, but unfortunately, the silly god-king doesn't have one~

"Let me make this clear first: you cannot use violence or coercion, you are not allowed to bribe or sell your faith, and you are absolutely forbidden from using dirty and despicable means. Believers must offer their faith willingly. Do you understand what I mean?"

Nolan scoffed, "Bewitching people is the trick of demons; I always win people over with virtue."

"very good."

Asteria licked her alluring red lips, looking radiant and beaming, but when she slowly stated her conditions, her enchanting face flushed.

"If you lose... I want you... I want you..."

"You want me?"

Asteria took a deep breath and whispered hesitantly, "I want you to give up your Chaos faith, retire and become my servant, stay with me every day, and never be apart..."

This statement was already quite subtle and ambiguous; even the witnesses could hear the hidden courtship in his words.

But if Nolan could understand, he wouldn't be known as the Destroyer of All Realms.

"no!"

The boy resolutely refused the bet that would delight the other gods, saying, "There's absolutely no way I'd fawn over you like those idiots, even though I won't lose!"

Then tell me what about your horse!?

Asteria's lips trembled, and she almost couldn't help but utter a string of profanities to maintain her goddess image. She calmed herself down and tentatively asked, "Then... will you be my queen?"

Nolan rested his chin on his hand and pondered for a moment. He didn't quite understand what a Goddess was, but he figured it meant being on equal footing and not having to be subservient. So he nodded.

"That's fine."

Asteria clenched her fists, let out a long breath, and felt a slight flutter of joy in her heart, which had been calm for ages.

Nolan grinned wickedly. "Don't you want to know what I'll ask you to do if I win?"

The Seven Luminaries Goddess blinked.

"I don't want to, because that day will never come, so I agree unconditionally."

"Fine, you'll pay the price for your arrogance."

"Each each other."

The two most authoritative gods in the highest plane smiled at each other, and simultaneously extended their right hands, waving them gently.

A crimson lightning bolt and another rainbow streak intertwined and streaked across the starry sky.

Under the watchful eyes of the stars, a bet that staked dignity and a lifetime was thus made!

So, when the Chaos Lord's tyrannical power, which he was so proud of, was of no use, what else could Nolan do?

Asteria was very curious and didn't think there was anything wrong with bullying a cute fool for the sake of her lifelong happiness.

At the same time, wisps of black smoke rose from Nolan's body, and a strange smile flickered in the boy's eyes.

"Uh, wait, you wouldn't want to..."

Asteria paused, then instantly considered some extreme possibility.