You're such a grown man and you still don't go out and socialize. Look at your behavior, do you think you'll be able to find a girlfriend when you go to college?
"So you can make money by studying computers? Are you going to spend your whole life with computers?"
My aunt speaks very fast, yet her speech is so clear that it's easy for anyone to understand her.
It’s over.
I've completely forgotten about my aunt...
Lu Ye glanced at Violet.
How to do?
How to do?
If she finds out I'm hiding a girl in my bedroom, and she's not even wearing clothes...
She could devour me alive!
No, we have to hide her!
The sound of slippers footsteps grew closer.
Lu Ye quickly helped Violet up, wanting her to hide in the closet first.
But perhaps the action was too hasty.
The sheet with Patrick Star printed on it slipped...
Violet's body fell backward uncontrollably, and Lu Ye landed right on top of her.
"Are you alright?" Violet asked with concern.
Just as Lu Ye was about to say it was nothing, the door was opened rather roughly.
"What are you doing in there, making such a commotion?"
The aunt was stunned.
The three locked eyes.
For a moment, the room fell into an extremely silent atmosphere.
Seeing Lu Ye and Violet barely clothed, Auntie's thoughts were briefly interrupted.
A few seconds later, she came to her senses and emitted a demonic sound that could be heard throughout the entire building.
"—Oh my god!!!"
……
Inside the living room.
Violet, dressed in Lu Xiaodeng's clothes, sat obediently on the sofa to the side.
Lu Ye, on the other hand, obediently knelt in front of the coffee table.
Uncle, Aunt, and younger sister Lu Xiaodeng sat on the main sofa from left to right.
The family interrogation has officially begun.
The window behind the sofa was open, and the sound of a naughty child being punished came from upstairs.
"listen."
Auntie stared out the window, then shifted her gaze to Lu Ye.
"When someone makes a mistake, they get punished. And when someone punishes someone, someone else cries..."
"Speak up, you have at least three things to say."
“This is no small matter,” the uncle said gravely. “Do you have any explanation to offer?”
“Brother… I usually call you by your name, but I’ll make an exception and call you brother today.” Lu Xiaodeng looked Violet up and down. “If all else fails… we can go to a brothel. The girl is pretty, but she’s a bit too old…”
"Pah!" The aunt glared at her daughter. "What nonsense are you talking about! What if you catch a disease! Lu Ye, if you dare to go to a brothel, don't ever set foot in this place again."
"I...I didn't..."
Lu Ye trembled.
Previously, he had fought to the death with his clone while wearing armor, and many nobles and high-ranking figures had to rely on him for salvation.
But once he got home, he became the child with the lowest status in the family again.
"Still dare to talk back!!"
Auntie slammed her hand on the coffee table, causing the tea she had poured for Violet to spill.
"This is the rule of our family! Confess and you'll be treated leniently; resist and you'll be punished severely!"
"that is!"
Uncle and Lu Xiaodeng nodded in unison.
Lu Ye was completely numb.
They even say confessing will get you leniency...
Lu Ye still remembered the time he secretly changed his final exam grades.
That's what my aunt said back then.
However, she was testing Lu Ye with the thought that "given this kid's cunning nature, he might have changed his grades."
But Lu Ye was still very naive at that time, so he confessed everything.
Then?
Then they were beaten so badly by the feather duster that they were scattered like chickens and dogs!
Where is the "confess and receive leniency" rule?!
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Even if Lu Ye wanted to confess and receive leniency, there was no one to reason with!
Should I tell my aunt?
"Ah, I've time-traveled! This girl is someone I picked up. We're in love, and our love will never fade..."
Who believes it?
However, the aunt and others are not investigating Violet's origins right now.
They were just worried that Lu Ye had broken a taboo.
After all, Violet looks like she's only in her teens.
There was nothing Lu Ye could do about it, even if he wanted to.
The mature Violet and the young Violet each have their own unique charm.
But now is not the time for Lu Ye to decide which is better.
So...
The trial was not because Lu Ye brought a woman home without permission.
Instead, he took a girl who appeared to be underage and brought her home without permission.
He's also a super good-looking foreigner!
Looking at the three menacing figures, Lu Ye felt that he was doomed tonight.
But he still has one move left.
My aunt had already thoroughly searched the room beforehand, but found no trace of anything "bad".
Then let's shift the blame onto our parents whom we haven't seen in a long time!
Lu Ye knew.
Because these two people work in strange geological environments year-round, it's highly likely they won't be able to get through on the phone.
In short, let's get through today first and then figure out a solution.
I'll tell my parents in advance when the time comes—
"I got a foreign girlfriend, lied about my age, and then told them that my uncle and aunt were old-fashioned and asked you two for help..."
That way, when Auntie goes for her follow-up checkup, she'll get the "real news" from her parents.
Wuhu!
I'm such a little genius!
"Cough cough..."
Lu Ye cleared his throat.
"There is absolutely no improper relationship between me and this girl."
That's right, at most it'll be giving her a bath or something.
She doesn't know how to wash it herself...
It's perfectly legitimate!
"My aunt sneered."
"When I entered your room, you two were naked. How could you be standing here like this?"
She truly has the keen eye of a middle-aged woman.
One sentence was enough to break Lu Ye's defenses.
"Auntie, Auntie, please don't talk nonsense," Lu Ye said, her face flushed. "I... I just woke up!"
“Brother… don’t be stubborn at a time like this.” Lu Xiaodeng sighed, “Otherwise I’ll be so righteous as to send you to the Orange Garden.”
My uncle doesn't have much say.
Although he really wanted to say a few words in support of Lu Ye, he shook his head after looking at Violet's innocent face.
Sigh, is there something wrong with the education system somewhere?
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