After being attacked by the rich young ladies with hatchets, I chose to enter "sage mode".

Having achieved psychological satisfaction, I certainly can't let Bai Yu continue to throw tantrums, right?

"Hey, Sister Siyu, why aren't you answering me? Do you know you were wrong?"

Bai Yu is now acting like a straight man in a fit of rage, insisting on a right or wrong answer.

Upon hearing this, Si Yu stood up and walked to Bai Yu's side, looking at him expressionlessly.

Bai Yu originally thought that Si Yu would definitely continue arguing with her in the next moment, but the girl suddenly laughed, reached out and touched her face, coaxing her gently like she was coaxing a child.

"Alright, alright, sister was wrong, okay? Little brother, why are you still acting like a child? Do you want sister to buy you candy? Or... eat sister to vent your anger?"

Alright, once Si Yu said that, Bai Yu had no reason to be angry anymore.

One was that Si Yu not only admitted her mistake directly, but also took the initiative to coax her, and the things she said had a slightly suggestive feel to them.

If she continues to get angry, wouldn't Bai Yu start to act unreasonably?

"Don't pinch my cheek, take your hand away."

Even though I'm not angry anymore, men have to save face. I can't just show it all at once, right? That would be a bit too unserious, wouldn't it?

"I'll pinch you, I just love pinching you. Are you angry? Why don't you pinch me to vent your anger?"

Upon hearing Si Yu's words, Bai Yu's gaze immediately fell not on Si Yu's face, but on her proud chest, where pinching could also be considered pinching.

A thought flashed through Bai Yu's mind.

But Si Yu saw his gaze clearly, which made her blush. She quickly withdrew her hand from Bai Yu's cheek and scolded him softly.

"Bai Yu, are you thinking all sorts of things about your sister...?"

"Huh? What...what nonsense? Who's having nonsense? You're the one having nonsense?"

Bai Yu's frivolous thoughts were instantly interrupted by Si Yu's words. She quickly looked up at the TV series on the side and said something guiltily.

But Si Yu seemed to notice Bai Yu's guilty conscience the next moment. She stood on tiptoe, rested her chin on Bai Yu's shoulder, and said softly.

"Even if you're just imagining things, your sister won't know if you don't tell her. You have to talk things out to get results, you know?"

hiss~

Si Yu's words, accompanied by a warm breath, brushed against Bai Yu's ear, sending shivers down her spine. The meaning behind his words was so captivating that Bai Yu felt herself starting to think about Jierbangyin.

However, he quickly suppressed this thought. It's okay to think about it, but you absolutely can't let yourself lose control of yourself, or you'll be in big trouble.

Bai Yu pushed Si Yu away and changed the subject, trying to appear calm.

"Didn't you ask me to come and help? Hurry up, I still need to go back to evening self-study after I'm done, I can't stay too long."

Hearing Bai Yu's words, Si Yu smiled and glanced at him, then said softly.

"Okay, let's go then. I'll go with you this time, but next time you can collect them yourself. I'll store whatever you collect for you. Just tell me if you need to use them, okay?"

Upon hearing Si Yu's words, Bai Yu no longer wanted to explain further.

Can't this girl treat herself like an outsider for once? Spoiling her like this, even a real boyfriend would get spoiled, right?

Chapter 308 Envy and Longing (Bonus Chapter 3 for Donations)

Watching Si Yu turn around, bend down, and pack her keys with her back to him, Bai Yu felt an urge to reach out and pat her shapely buttocks, which were incredibly alluring under her pencil skirt, to see if they were bouncy.

Especially with those long, black-stockinged legs, the sense of desire is even stronger.

Just as she was about to raise her hand, Bai Yu immediately realized what was happening and quickly withdrew her hand.

He knew very well that impulsiveness was the devil, and that he could only think about it; if he actually filmed it, things would become complicated.

But to be honest, with Si Yu's curvy figure, she'll definitely be good at having chubby boys. Not only will she be able to have many children, but she'll also save a lot of money on baby formula.

However, Bai Yu could only think about this in his heart; this girl was not suitable to be his wife.

It's not that he's not a good wife and mother enough, nor that he's not gentle and virtuous enough; it's just that he has a sickly, suspicious wife who could kill him at any moment.

Besides, he still has three other ex-girlfriends. If he really got together with Si Yu—or rather, if he confirmed a relationship with a girlfriend—he would definitely ascend to godhood.

After all, Qing Sisi is also a yandere, and a more dangerous type than Si Yu.

Bai Yu dared not have any relationship with any of his ex-girlfriends. Not only did he feel uncomfortable just thinking about dating, he had a kind of social phobia.

Thinking of his girlfriend immediately brings to mind the thought of being stabbed to death, and the psychological trauma still has a strong impact on Bai Yu.

"Alright, little brother Baiyu, I've written the apartment numbers of all the tenants in each building on the keys. We'll start from building number one and walk through the entire complex. Are you ready?"

Upon hearing Si Yu's words, Bai Yu felt like a thousand "fucks" were running through his mind.

If I walk through the entire neighborhood, does that mean every single building belongs to her?

"You don't really own the whole neighborhood, do you? Especially in this inner-ring neighborhood, how much rent would you be making?"

"Yes, the whole neighborhood belongs to me, but you could also say it's yours. That's why I'm so tired. It's better to leave the management to you. I'm more suited to housework, taking care of the kids, and learning..."

"Hey, stop, stop, stop! We've gone off-topic, and it's getting more and more absurd. Please get back to reality, stop thinking nonsense, and stop saying things you shouldn't, okay?"

When Bai Yu heard Si Yu's increasingly absurd and nonsensical words, he immediately interrupted her before she could continue.

If we keep going like this, then my kids and their next generation will probably be able to say it all.

After Bai Yu interrupted her beautiful fantasy, Si Yu couldn't help but let out a soft hum and mutter to herself.

"Hmph, who's talking nonsense..."

Si Yu's coquettishness is getting stronger and stronger. Bai Yu also noticed that ever since he discovered that this girl was a dependent yandere, she has become more and more fond of acting cute and charming towards him.

Compared to the cheerful and lively mature woman outside, Bai Yu felt that this mature woman who liked to act cute and coquettish was quite a contrast, and strangely enough, she was actually quite adorable.

Carrying a large bag of keys, Bai Yu accompanied Si Yu down the building in the residential complex.

At first, Bai Yu thought that collecting rent wouldn't be too tiring. It was just a matter of going from house to house to collect money, simple and easy.

But when he found out that the entire community had eighteen buildings, each with thirty or forty floors, and that although not every household needed to pay, each building averaged about twenty households that needed to pay, Bai Yu, who was not prone to elevator dizziness, started to get dizzy in elevators.

Riding the elevator is so tiring that it makes you numb.

And most importantly, it can't be collected in one day, as some residents aren't even home, so we have to come back next time.

There are eighteen high-rise buildings, each about forty stories high. Just walking through the entire complex would take more than half an hour, let alone going up to each building to collect rent.

For the first time, Bai Yu experienced what it meant to be exhausted from collecting money.

Bai Yu and Si Yu started collecting at four o'clock in the afternoon and continued until six-thirty. He didn't even have time to eat before going back to school for evening self-study. Si Yu had to continue collecting until seven o'clock before getting off work, and they had to continue every day.

After evening self-study ended, Bai Yu was so hungry that her stomach felt like it was sticking to her back, and she felt so weak from hunger.

However, Si Yu truly lives up to her reputation as a caring older sister who centers her affections around Bai Yu, and she genuinely dotes on her.

Knowing he hadn't eaten, I deliberately waited for him on the lawn where Bai Yu would inevitably pass after evening self-study.

Of course, waiting for Bai Yu wasn't about taking him out to eat; Si Yu had prepared a meal in an insulated container so Bai Yu could eat it right after class.

When Bai Yu arrived at the lawn and saw Si Yu standing quietly by the roadside with a red insulated box in her hand, it wasn't out of narcissism, but rather his intuition that told him this girl was waiting for him.

This intuition was indeed correct; Si Yu was indeed waiting for him.

"Bai Yu, come here quickly! You went back to evening study without eating dinner. I brought you some food, hurry up, don't go hungry!"

Si Yu's tone sounded somewhat guilty as she said this, knowing that Bai Yu's decision to go to evening self-study without eating was entirely her fault.

Li Cheng and the other two knew that Bai Yu hadn't eaten. After all, this guy had been saying he was hungry all evening during self-study. If Su Rongxue hadn't given him some snacks to eat secretly, he probably wouldn't have been able to walk.

Of course, that's not the point. The point is that Si Yu, a senior they also know, contacted Bai Yu and even personally delivered food to her, which made them feel that their relationship was not simple.

As my good buddies in the dorm, even though Bai Yu seems to have hooked up with a lot of beautiful girls, like a playboy, the brothers still support him. He's a role model for men, after all.

"Go for it, Bai Yu. We all understand. It's not nice to take advantage of someone and leave them, but we're all brothers. We're the kind of people who don't forget to help others when we're done. Just teach us how to pick up girls when you have time. Good luck!"

Upon hearing Li Cheng's sudden words, Bai Yu's expression faltered slightly, and the next moment she raised her middle finger in annoyance and cursed.

"Get lost! What nonsense are you spouting? I'm not the kind of person you think I am. I'm very upright. When have you ever seen me go to any shady places with you? Right?"

Bai Yu knew that Li Cheng, Feng Zhou, and Wen Chiqi had definitely misunderstood her, so she had to explain.

There's no way Li Cheng and the other two would believe that.

"We all know that with so many beautiful women, changing to a different one every day is the most comfortable, the freshest, and it's free. Why waste money on shady deals?"

"We all understand, no explanation needed."

"Go ahead, just remember to teach us how to pick up girls later. I don't think we're as good as you, but we should be able to chat up at least one, right?"

As they said this, Li Cheng, Wen Chiqi, and Feng Zhou each patted Bai Yu on the shoulder, giving him a real "we support you" look.

Bai Yu was speechless at these three people. She was really not the kind of person they thought she was. She was in her previous life, but she really wasn't in this one.

Once Li Cheng and his two companions left, a boy carrying a thermos and eating heartily, along with a girl who smiled silently, appeared on a public bench near a streetlamp not far from the lawn.

From a distance, the girl was tossing her hair behind her ear, seemingly introducing the food in the insulated box to the boy, her smile never fading.

The boy, however, was like a starving wolf, only concerned with eating and nodding, glancing at the girl every now and then. Although he didn't laugh, he listened very attentively.

This scene truly evokes a sense of the most ordinary and simple happiness.

Passersby, seeing the man and woman under the streetlights, felt as if they had rediscovered their faith in love, filled with envy and longing. (Chapter 309: A Reward)

But Bai Yu and Si Yu are hardly a couple, although Si Yu does indeed want to be in that relationship.

But she now knows very well that Bai Yu is gay and hasn't been completely straightened out yet, so there's no use in rushing things; Bai Yu definitely won't agree.

It's like no matter how anxious you are, Bai Yu doesn't like girls, what can you do?

Anyway, there's still plenty of time. If I stay with him, I'll eventually win him back.

"Bai Yu, there's still bone broth here. Your sister specially made it for you. Eat slowly, don't choke. If you like it, you can come home to eat it often. No need to rush."

Bai Yu found the first sentence quite agreeable, thinking that Si Yu was really gentle and acted like a caring older sister. But the next sentence, "Come home often," brought him back to reality.

Come back home?

This girl is at it again, directly claiming her house as her own.

Sigh, Bai Yu felt she had to start getting used to this way of speaking. After all, what could she do if she wasn't used to it? She tried to correct the girl's mistake, but the girl wouldn't listen.

Bai Yu understood the principle of survival of the fittest, but since she couldn't reason with Si Yu, she decided to adapt to this kind of conversation on her own.