It dragged its limp legs and struggled to move towards the window.
Kotegawa Kami looked at this scene strangely: "What are you doing?"
"After careful consideration, I... I think I'd better not bother you?" Parrot Bro said in a trembling voice.
"Hey? Aren't you afraid of running into your student council president as soon as you step out the door?"
The parrot, which had been slowly moving, froze again. It didn't know whether to move or not. It opened its beak, then fell headfirst to the floor with a thud, silently shedding tears.
"Bird life"
How difficult is the life of a bird!
Mogami River”
……
Kotekawa Kami spoke up from the side: "I'll ask you a few more questions. If you pass, I'll allow you to stay at my house for the time being, how about it?"
The fallen Parrot Broly stuck out its rear end and blinked its bird eyes.
Kamiko Kotekawa pondered for a moment: "What do you usually eat?"
"I'll eat whatever you eat! As long as you have something to eat..." Parrot Bro said obsequiously.
"Give me a proper answer!"
"Yes, I eat beans!" Parrot Bro answered loudly, then softened his tone: "Not many, just two, no, just one pack per meal."
"A package? How big is it?" Kamiko Kote gestured with both hands. "This big? Or this big?"
Parrot lowered its head shyly: "The one in the middle is the best."
"Oh..." Kotekawa Kami knew pretty much how much it ate in one meal... a pound of beans in one meal, it could eat quite a lot!
He thought for a moment and then asked, "Do you usually poop randomly? Have you taken a shower?"
Parrot raised his voice: "Please don't compare me to an ignorant wild beast, okay?"
Kotekawa Kami glanced at it sideways.
Parrot's voice immediately lowered: "I can use the toilet and take a bath by myself, after all, I'm a demon..."
"That's good." Kotekawa Kami's expression softened; he had no interest in taking care of a bird's eating, drinking, and bodily functions.
Finally, he thought for a moment and said, "I have a few requirements that you must meet."
"Please speak!"
"First, keep your own house clean. If I see bird droppings in the house, I'll think you're lying to me, and then the consequences will be..."
"I understand, I understand..."
"Okay, secondly, starting today, you are not allowed to speak when other people come to the house! This is the most important thing!"
"From today onwards, I am a chicken! Cluck, cluck cluck... cluck!"
"Just shut up!"
"..."
"Third, you either need to learn how to sweep the floor or how to use a vacuum cleaner. I don't want to come home to a house full of bird feathers."
"Yes!"
"Fourth, you're not allowed to scratch the sofa! Nor are you allowed to scratch the walls! I'll make you a cage later..."
……
Fifth, I haven't thought of a fifth one yet, I'll add it later if I think of one... Can you do all of this?
Parrot's head bobbed like it was being pounded: "I will definitely obey!"
Kotegawa Kami was satisfied.
If it can save him trouble, then let it stay for a while.
Looking at him, Parrot cautiously probed, "Great human being, I also have a few insignificant requests."
"I didn't hear you clearly, what did you say?"
"It's a plea! A very small plea..."
"You're really pushing your luck!" Kotekawa Kami frowned. "Let me hear this first!"
"I hope you can guarantee my safety, and please make sure I get enough beans for each of my three meals..."
"Oh, if your chairman wanted to kill you while I was here, I would have dealt with him."
"No, no, no, it's not just the chairman!" Parrot Broly said, his voice trembling with tears. "I hope you won't roast me and eat me just because you're upset."
Kotekawa Kami paused for a moment, then slowly nodded under its expectant gaze: "I'm not the kind of person who eats just anything."
Parrot let out another sigh and plopped down on the ground.
After waiting for it to be happy for a while, Furutekawa Kami continued, "I can let you live in my house, and I can let you eat and drink for free..."
Parrot raised his head, his eyes sparkling like jewels.
"...But similarly, when you're needed to help, you can't refuse, nor can you shirk your duties!"
Parrot struggled and said, "Can't we discuss this?"
"Either agree or leave immediately, you choose."
"Yes! I agree!"
So the man and the bird reached an agreement happily.
Chapter 82 Talent (2/5)
After reaching an agreement with Parrot, Kotekawa Kami immediately went out and bought a doghouse at the used market in Shinjuku.
Given the bird's size, the Parrot is far too large to fit in a regular birdcage, so we had to buy it a doghouse.
On his way back, he bought several more large bags of beans.
When he got home, he put the doghouse on the second-floor balcony where he hung clothes to dry.
Parrot said it would build its own nest, as long as it was given money to buy the materials.
Kotekawa Kami almost kicked him.
Have you ever seen a bird in a house go shopping on its own?
Parrot hugged its own feathers and started crying again. In the end, Kotekawa Kamimi had no choice but to run to the market again, buy what it wanted, pile it up upstairs, and then completely ignore it.
The parrot was very excited as it happily and diligently built its new nest.
It didn't actually have this kind of treatment when it was with the evil spirits. It didn't even have a tree branch, let alone a nest. It could only sleep by holding onto the wall at night, and sometimes it was even afraid to sleep, for fear that some monster that coveted its body would sneak up on it at night.
The president is stingy too, only giving it a little bit of beans at each meal.
"This place is great!" it said, shaking its tail as it continued building its nest.
……
First floor, inside the bedroom.
Kotekawa Kami sat cross-legged on the yoga mat, calmed his mind, and stared at the dozens of hazy orbs of light on the sea of his mind. He was slightly lost in thought, and six of the orbs of light stood out in particular.
Three shades of cyan, and three shades of pale purple I'd never seen before.
With a thought, all the orbs of light shattered and merged into the darkness.
Lines of ancient, simple characters quickly appeared:
Merit: 21
[Fist: Thirteen]
[Sword: Twenty-Four]
[Bow: Ten]
[Technology:...]
[Ultimate Meaning: Impermanence in All Directions]
[Talent: Initial Stage of Collapse]
[Talent: Underwater Breathing]
[Talent: Rock Skin]
……
Kotekawa Kami rubbed his eyes, his gaze lingering on the last three lines of text.
A little bit shy.
The fact that [merit] increased from [15] to [21] was somewhat unexpected, yet not entirely unexpected; it was certainly within acceptable limits.
But what are these three suddenly appearing talents?
Initial stage of disintegration? Underwater breathing? And what exactly is this "rock skin"?
These all came from the Red Oni, the female water demon with big breasts and little clothing, and that stinky stone monster.
“Talent!” he muttered to himself, drawing out the words. He stood up, ran to the washroom, filled a basin with water, and buried his face in it.
"Suck!"
"call!"
A string of bubbles rose from the water in the basin.
Kami Kotegawa kept his head down the whole time.
"Glug glug glug..."
After spitting bubbles for about five minutes, he finally straightened up, wiped the water off his face, and looked quite excited.
You can really breathe underwater now!
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